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October 25, 2005

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Motorola CEO Ed "Screw the Nano" Zander has admitted that the Moto ROKR sucks a little, with six times the return rate of a normal handset:

"We got off to a little bit of a rough start," Zander said in an interview after Motorola reported on Oct. 18 that third- quarter profit tripled, driven by more-popular phones such as the Razr. "People were looking for an iPod and that's not what it is. We may have missed the marketing message there." [...] Apple, on its Web site, advertises that the firm's iTunes software can link to the phone. The program has "compatibility bugs," [analyst Albert] Lin said.
Also, using a dead man in the commercial for a cheap fat joke might have hurt, too. Or I hope it did. (via PaidContent)

Also in today's apology roundup, the Onion parodies NME with an article entitled "Chris Martin says Coldplay's lyrics will get better". [checks URL] Oh, huh. I guess that Chris Martin really did admit that putting out three albums was only practice for writing something good.

Speaking yesterday (October 24) to Chris Evans on BBC Radio 2, Martin claimed: "One thing we're working on is our lyrics. They're about to get brilliant.

"I don't want to go on about what we're about to do but we're about to get a lot better and part of that is lyrically."

Related: Gwyn's preggers again. Congratulations!

Posted at 10:48 AM
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If they stopped making music... that would be a huge improvement

Posted by: R at 10/25/05 11:29 AM | Reply
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When you try your best but you don't succeeeeeeeed
When you get what you want but not what you neeeeeeeed

That's gold baby! Don't mess with perfection!

Posted by: Josh at 10/25/05 11:40 AM | Reply
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This is a hilarious interview with Chris Martin:

http://www.rickygervais.com/video10.php

Posted by: VaginaPolicia at 10/25/05 12:13 PM | Reply
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that commerical with biggie being resurected is made 10 times worse by having the overdub of him talking. why would his mom sign off on that commercial. also, how did iggy pop get so much face time in the commerical. as if any of the teenyboppers watching know who he is...

Posted by: Arbiter at 10/25/05 12:47 PM | Reply
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it's probably because Iggy's the only one who looks better pressed up against glass.

Posted by: jim at 10/25/05 12:50 PM | Reply
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I'm enjoying my ROKR actually. It is perfect for short trips. What I enjoy most is that the phone has really nice speakers. So you can listen to music wherever you are without headphones. Sorry for the pitch, but I think the phone has been misunderstood and poorly marketed while it is in fact a good phone. It is just iTunes on a phone, not an iPod phone.

Agree with the comment about Fat Joe. That was tasteless.

Posted by: rokrfan at 10/25/05 1:10 PM | Reply
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Fat Joe?

Oh, the kids today...

Posted by: eric at 10/25/05 1:40 PM | Reply
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haha that ricky gervais interview was funny. thanks for posting it vagina.

Posted by: george at 10/25/05 1:41 PM | Reply
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Hahahaha Fat Joe!

Posted by: calliwell at 10/25/05 2:05 PM | Reply
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I'm a 40 year old hipster dufus, and even I know the difference between Fat Joe and Biggie Smalls.

Posted by: Fred at 10/25/05 2:22 PM | Reply
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Gwyneth's next baby will be named Lyric.

Posted by: LL Cool F at 10/25/05 3:45 PM | Reply
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Or Nano.

Posted by: LL Cool F at 10/25/05 3:55 PM | Reply
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Expect Chris Martin to promise a really brilliant fourth child.

Posted by: jim at 10/25/05 4:12 PM | Reply
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now we're gonna have to hear more mediocre dribble about his kids on the next coldplay album. maybe if paltrow leaves him or something, he'll actually start making better music again.

Posted by: EasyP at 10/25/05 6:12 PM | Reply
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Coldplay's another band that brings out the worst in pretentious listeners.

I understand if you think they're whiny, or if you dislike them completely, or if they don't rock enough guitar-wise, but they write some damn good tunes.

For the record:

Parachutes: great
A Rush of Blood to the Head: good, but not as great as Parachutes
X+Y: great, and Coldplay's best album

It's just my honest opinion, but I don't really think it's that difficult to figure out.

Posted by: F.J. at 10/25/05 6:43 PM | Reply
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i thought the 'bad fat joke' was kind of funny... disrespectful yes, but it got a laugh out of me.

Posted by: brandy at 10/25/05 6:56 PM | Reply
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You forgot that Coldplay also can be boring as fuck.

Posted by: Edwin at 10/25/05 9:44 PM | Reply
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Correction: parachutes does not = great.

Posted by: LL Cool F at 10/25/05 9:49 PM | Reply
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Sufjan was played on nip tuck tonight... read it at my blog: http://digitalbusker.blogspot.com/

Posted by: digitalbusker at 10/25/05 11:16 PM | Reply
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fj, I think when the singer/songwriter says, "we'll write better songs next time" it's not worth arguing with him.

Posted by: jim at 10/25/05 11:43 PM | Reply
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I think when a singer/songwiter says, "well write better songs next time", he should reconsider being a singer/songwriter....

Posted by: kyle at 10/25/05 11:56 PM | Reply
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OH MY GOD ShUT TEH FU CKUP YOU FATTIES...OH MY GOD ShUT TEH FU CKUP YOU FATTIES...OH MY GOD ShUT TEH FU CKUP YOU FATTIES...OH MY GOD ShUT TEH FU CKUP

Posted by: BAMALAMARAMADAN at 10/26/05 2:16 AM | Reply
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wow, this website really sucks without scott.

Posted by: steve at 10/26/05 11:40 AM | Reply
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Jim, you're probably right.

Posted by: F.J. at 10/26/05 2:10 PM | Reply
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http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.11/phone_pr.html explains why the ROKR sucked so much ass -- all the corporate vested interests (including Apple) turned a nice concept for a new, music-playing mobile phone, into a useless, DRM-hogtied, designed-by-committee turd.

Posted by: Justin at 10/26/05 6:52 PM | Reply
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Martins self deprecation is getting old

Posted by: dj at 10/27/05 3:41 AM | Reply
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Scott, please save us

Posted by: andhiwarhol at 10/27/05 10:57 AM | Reply
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