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May 2, 2005

Forever Our Girl

Drudge is reporting that Wednesday night's Paula Abdul exposé will air answering machine messages proving the loopy judge had an inappropriate relationship with a former contestant. ABC is touting its special as "jaw-dropping."

Related: Will the real MC Skat Kat please stand up?

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Just last Friday, I was working away, minding my own business, and Vibeology came on my iTunes. What the crap?? I said to myself. Then I remembered. And raised my fist. And said "CURSE YOU STEREOGUM!!" (and then I deleted it).

Posted by: Laurel at 05/02/05 7:15 PM  | Reply
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am i the only one who finds Paula Abdul hideously unattractive? she looks like how i feel after a night of too many vodka tonics.

Posted by: dave at 05/02/05 7:20 PM  | Reply
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A possible answering machine message:

"Y'know what, you gave it your best shot, you pulled it off, you came through, and I am so, SO proud of you, congratulations!" (weird flat-handed clapping)

Posted by: Blu at 05/02/05 7:41 PM  | Reply
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Paula Abdul won't leave me alone, either.

Posted by: madskrillz at 05/02/05 8:42 PM  | Reply
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random mp3 for ya'll !
old skool shoegaze . spacemen3's side project ,enjoy

http://s4.youshareit.com/files/244aebb6138d9176687ef789b01d8fb7.html

Posted by: m83 at 05/02/05 9:03 PM  | Reply
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and another one , truelovewillfindyouintheend

http://s2.youshareit.com/files/046a3511cd37659467b8e8c5e8d3a878.html

Posted by: m83 at 05/02/05 9:10 PM  | Reply
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Maybe this is the end of "American Idol." God let's hope so. The fact that the majority of Americans watch this shit, shows just how damned boring and desperate we are. But any country that can elect George W. Bush twice is in serious need of counseling. "American Idol" how appropriate a name." But I like "American Idle" even better. Adios Paula.

Posted by: Veg at 05/02/05 11:25 PM  | Reply
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a possible answering machine message:

"Straight up now tell me is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh, Or are you just having fun?"

Posted by: ildefons at 05/03/05 12:01 AM  | Reply
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I don't know where you live, but on a local radio station she said your site. Found some "mash-ups" I guess, so yay for you.

Posted by: Sonya at 05/03/05 12:33 AM  | Reply
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I hate Drudge...that sensationalist bastard.

Posted by: matzah at 05/03/05 2:32 AM  | Reply
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i can't believe i just followed that mc skat kat link AND i proceeded to read the entire thing. god help me.

Posted by: matt at 05/03/05 10:19 AM  | Reply
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lots of bitchy people read stereogum

Posted by: ryan at 05/03/05 10:51 AM  | Reply
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who will be paula's replacement? I'm campaigning for LaToya Jackson, she's a fantastic train wreck. has beens full of false sincerity anyone?

Posted by: matthew at 05/03/05 10:55 AM  | Reply
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One can only hope that this message is as entertaining as the Pat O'Brien voicemail, which provided me with hours of listening fun.

Posted by: robb at 05/03/05 11:11 AM  | Reply
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Sass Jordan, the "nice" female judge from Canadian Idol has way less baggage and should replace Paula.

Of course, 30 million Americans would say, all at once:
"Who's Sass Jordan?"

Posted by: Blu at 05/03/05 3:14 PM  | Reply
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lots of itchy people read stereogum.

Posted by: scratchy at 05/04/05 10:20 AM  | Reply
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