"Franz Ferdinand Frontman Shot By Gavrilo Princip Bassist"
Oh, Onion: "We ask fans to cooperate with Interpol to find the assailant, and call upon British Sea Power, Snow Patrol, and The Postal Service for help," drummer Paul Thompson told music magazine NME Monday. "The suspect had links to The Decemberists and The Libertines, and we are following up on all leads."
What, no "I predict a riot" Kaiser Chiefs joke?
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as a graphic designer, i can without a doubt say this looks like crap—or worse.
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Historical humor.. gets me everytime.
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I didn't know Shecky Green, Buddy Hacket and the gang from the old Sid Cesear Hour were writting for the Onion now?
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we've seen it before. using Killers in an attempt to establish an Awesome New Republic
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hahahahaha.
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Did the Kaiser Chiefs beg the Russian Futurists not to mobilize?
....sorry.
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as as psychotherapist i can say you are retarded. now, move along.
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As a Ghostface Killah, I can without a doubt say this looks like BRICK — In Theaters March 31st — or worse.
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