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February 26, 2005

Fred Durst Porn Update

Limp frontman finds the silver lining:

"If you wanna know how not secure you are, just take a look around. Nothing's secure. Nothing's safe. It's just helping us get better, causing awareness for homeland security. I don't hate technology, I don't hate hackers, because that's just what comes with it, without those hackers we wouldn't solve the problems we need to solve, especially security."
Fred Durst doing his part for America, one porn video at a time!

In other nu-metal computer crimes, the guitarist for Static-X trolls for kids on the Internet by posing as a Static X guitarist impersonator. Sad but true.

Posted at 12:46 PM




15 Comments

ewwwwwwww

Posted by: Adrienne at 02/28/05 11:20 AM | Reply
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fred durst is no stranger to social service. he also gave us numerous examples of shitty music. this way we will all know the good stuff when we hear it. I salute you fred...your a true american hero !!!

Posted by: allen at 02/28/05 11:26 AM | Reply
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Biggest.Media.Whore.Ever. Is there anyone who thinks that Fred WASN'T the one who released the vid himself?

Posted by: Holly G. at 02/28/05 11:49 AM | Reply
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I Agree with Adriene, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Gaby From Brazil at 02/28/05 12:40 PM | Reply
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yeah it seems a sex tape is the best way to create or rivive your celebrity. i.e. paris hilton

Posted by: allen at 02/28/05 1:01 PM | Reply
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The more it goes on, the more I think that Paris' hacker thing was a fake and Fred Durst is desperate enough to jump on that bandwagon... I don't penis envy the guy OR want to buy his new (or old) albums.

Holly G is correct in calling him a media-whore! Not as media-whore as Paris, but still media-whore... He's between media-whore Lohan and media-whore Hilton...

Posted by: chrisives at 02/28/05 1:19 PM | Reply
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He's so full of shit.

Posted by: Jen at 02/28/05 2:43 PM | Reply
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Dear MTV,

Thanks for putting me on tv again.

Posted by: Fred Durst at 02/28/05 2:50 PM | Reply
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The Static-X thing is about a million times more hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.

Posted by: Nate at 02/28/05 9:46 PM | Reply
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didnt help his case by referencing homeland security

Posted by: Somersault at 03/01/05 5:12 AM | Reply
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I say in about six months time VH-1 will be airing a new reality show called "Remaking Fred Durst".

Posted by: Grimmone at 03/01/05 10:27 AM | Reply
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i didn't see the porn but just the pictures of the video...he is such a fat bastard. i love his beer belly cam lol tommy lee rules. fred, keep dreaming.

Posted by: fred is so nasty at 03/01/05 2:10 PM | Reply
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Isint the singer from Static X like Rob Zombies half brother or something like that?

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 03/01/05 2:29 PM | Reply
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GOD, those pics of the video were freaking hilarious!!! "The O face" - I was actually singing that crappy remake of the WHO song, you know the part in the middle where it has the little "uHOHuHohoh" voice mix, while looking at that! CLASSIC!!
Why is that every washed up rock star/media slut all of a sudden has a "secret, personal" sex video released on the internet?

Posted by: D at 03/01/05 4:29 PM | Reply
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Microsoft should hire Fred. He could be in charge of explaining away security breaches on their shitty software.
>"Nothing's secure. Nothing's safe. It's just helping us get better, causing awareness for homeland security"

I wanna help. Download an IE browser for me STAT!

Posted by: BB at 03/04/05 7:13 PM | Reply
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