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August 25, 2004

Gene Simmons On 'Queer Eye'

Gene Simmons writes on his website...

"Talked today about a possible (..gulp) Queer Eye For The Straight Guy appearance. They called and asked me if I would do it. I'm a fan of the show. We may shoot on the 28th of September and, while the PR people at most places prefer not to 'leak' any info until they're ready, I don't play like that. As soon as I make up my mind about something, I will let you all know."
$100 says Carson makes a reference to Gene's tongue in the first five minutes.

Posted at 6:47 PM




32 Comments

5 minutes is far to long. I bet the first thing Carson says is a reference to Gene's tongue.

Posted by: ryan von karvola at 08/25/04 7:10 PM | Reply
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Jesus, you browse Gene Simmons' website? you're a fucking loser.

Posted by: Stephen at 08/25/04 7:43 PM | Reply
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you have nothing better to do than browse Scott's site and whine about him browsing Gene Simmons' website? you're a fucking loser.

Posted by: Jeff at 08/25/04 8:06 PM | Reply
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For the record, someone told me about the Gene Simmons thing. I'm not a Kiss fan.

Posted by: stereogum at 08/25/04 8:38 PM | Reply
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Gene is so sleazy I bet his tounge has a yeast infection.

Gene is so ugly the cracks on his mirror cracked.

Gene is so foul his balls struck him out!

Posted by: King Dee at 08/25/04 9:29 PM | Reply
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Ya'll are crazy...He's sweet, even now. And seriously...what do you seriously know about him....The one thing he likes to do is have an intellictual conversation about politics and math...you do know he's a math teacher right?

Posted by: Katie at 09/23/04 3:23 PM | Reply
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Hey at least Gene knows something, it's called Rock N Roll!!!!!

Posted by: KISS #1!!!!!!!!! at 10/03/04 8:53 PM | Reply
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Gene's hook nose is so long and pointey, he can pull up his underwear with it.

Gene can put bait on his nose and go fishing!

Gene has such a crater face, martians landed on it.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/25/04 6:50 PM | Reply
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Gene's hair is so nappy, rats nest in it!

Gene's so ugly, he scares his make up off!!!

Gene's nose is so big it had its own Zip Code!

Genes face has the map of Italy. His nose is the boot!

Kiss Army Sucks!

Posted by: Metal Up Your Ass! at 11/25/04 11:21 PM | Reply
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When Gene is laying down, put some foil on his nose and you can get channel 8.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/25/04 11:35 PM | Reply
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Gene is so greasy, McDonalds hired him ... to dip their fries in his hair.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/25/04 11:52 PM | Reply
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Gene is so nasty, his tongue has the Mole People living inside of it.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 12:53 AM | Reply
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Gene's nose is so big, you have six lanes of Interstate-10 going in one nostril and six lanes of I-45 going out the other.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 3:28 AM | Reply
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The movie "Independence Day" - The real reason we won at the end.

Gene's nose is so big, and the 10,000,000,000 alien motherships were so white, he thought they were coke and he snorted ...

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 5:02 AM | Reply
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Gene's nose is so big, scientists found the mysterious Planet X in there.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 2:47 PM | Reply
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Gene is so nasty, his tongue has a troll living under it.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 2:50 PM | Reply
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Gene has such a crater face, the martian land rover got stuck in a hole.

When Gene went swimming in Hawaii, his nose was declared the fifth volcanic island.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 2:57 PM | Reply
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Genes face is so cratered, Niel Armstrong couldn't leave his boot print!

Genes so ugly he walked into a Haunted House, the Ghost said "your hired"!

Genes is so nasty pest control is after his ass!

Genes so ugly,,, Jason and Freddy who?!

Posted by: Zartron at 11/26/04 4:26 PM | Reply
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Gene is so nasty, roaches take off using his tongue as a runway.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 5:33 PM | Reply
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Gene is so greasy, he went swimming and people thought it was an oil spill.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 7:07 PM | Reply
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When Gene went swimming, the Titanic hit his nose and sunk.

Gene is so ugly, exterminators use his face to kill bugs instead of poison.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/26/04 7:21 PM | Reply
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Gene is so nasty, the government is scraping fungus off his tongue to make weapons for biological warfare.

Gene is so nasty, if you cut off his tongue it will grow back twice as long with poisonous mushrooms sprouting on it.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/27/04 3:06 AM | Reply
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Gene's nose is so big, one climber almost broke the world record by reaching the top ... but ... sadly didn't make it.

Gene's face is so cracked, people are in his wrinkles panning for gold.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/27/04 3:29 AM | Reply
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Gene Simmons so fugly
he scare the flies off a shit wagon..!

Genes Simmons so fugly
he scare the moss off a rock..!

Gene so hairy
Bigfoot collects his pictures!


Posted by: XJ8 at 11/27/04 4:15 PM | Reply
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Gene's breath is so nasty, he went deer hunting ... saw one a mile away ... didn't even need his gun.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/27/04 4:45 PM | Reply
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Gene is so nasty, the Martians on his crater face are at war with the fungus on his tongue.

Gene is so ugly, the prison threw away their electric chair and hired him.

Gene's hair is so nappy, when they shaved his head both George of the Jungle, King Kong, and Tarzan came out.

Posted by: 2crazy at 11/29/04 4:36 AM | Reply
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Gene Simmons so ugly
He scares a Witch off a broom!!!

Posted by: OROZ at 11/29/04 3:14 PM | Reply
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Gene Simmons so nasty Cujo bit him and got rabies.

Did you hear about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Horror Movie? Starring Gene Simmons Unmasked!

Gene Simmons teeth are so yellow, I can't believe
it not butter!

Posted by: Grunge Lives at 12/01/04 9:05 AM | Reply
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is gene simmons tongue real or fake because it looks fake to me!i need prove his tongue isnt that long!!!!!!! my tongue is like almost as long as hiis!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jenny at 04/13/05 1:56 PM | Reply
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It's real, and it hasn't been done with surgery.

Gene Simmons might be a bit of a sleaze (though by definition aren't you only a sleaze when you crack onto UNwilling women? If so, he has plenty of choice without being a sleaze) but he knows rock and roll. There are a LOT of bands out there that got a step-up from KISS, either in production or by being the opening act on one of their tours.

I think it's an interesting thing for him to be on Queer Eye, though he's so definite in his opinions it's hard to imagine him taking advice on things like his hair or clothes.

Posted by: chosha at 05/17/05 2:51 AM | Reply
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thank you very much for your help. You guys 36355 rock, thanks again.

Posted by: Tuki Medaber at 09/15/06 2:50 AM | Reply
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I think you all need to get a life if you have nothing better to do then put down and harp on someone else. That is totally and completely immature.. its one thing if you don't like him but just leave it alone he is a person the same as you...

Posted by: George at 11/24/07 8:08 PM | Reply
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