February 15, 2005

Genius Loves Company

So now we all know Jacko once showed lil' Corey Feldman a book about veneral diseases. Could be very damaging testimony, if MJ's defense team didn't have their own superstar witnesses: Deepak Chopra, Larry King, Ed Bradley, Maury Povich, etc...

According to the LA Times the deputy DA has been asking potential jurors: "Would the testimony of someone like an Elizabeth Taylor influence you disproportionately?"

No way, each of them replied. As if to underscore the point, a silver-haired 62-year-old man misidentified Deepak Chopra, one of Jackson's possible witnesses, as a rap star.

Deepak Chopra of course is more of a New Age bullshit artist than a rap star. But if you saw 20/20, you know Corey Feldman is secretly a rock star. Average Amazon.com customer review for Corey Feldman's Truth Movement is 3.5 stars.

Recommended if you're a fan of music by Alyssa Milano, Kevin Bacon, Joe Pesci, Don Johnson, Leonard Nimony, and Miles Davis.

Posted at 10:24 AM

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anyone else just think about the 'deepak vs. tupac' chapter of that janeane garofalo/ben stiller book?

Posted by: caw caw caw at 02/15/05 11:34 AM | Reply
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anyone else just think about the 'deepak vs. tupac' chapter of that janeane garofalo/ben stiller book?

Posted by: caw caw caw at 02/15/05 11:35 AM | Reply
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The witness was right... Deepak Chopra does have a rap album titled "Straight outta New Delhi". It's similar to Tupac, but less violent, and more references to Ganesha...

Posted by: chris ives at 02/15/05 11:53 AM | Reply
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I suspect that the average rating for *any* album on Amazon is 3.5 or higher. It's not a particularly critical system.

Posted by: Dan at 02/15/05 12:52 PM | Reply
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Michael Jackson admitted to hospital:

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050215/D8892UK80.html

Posted by: carlie at 02/15/05 12:53 PM | Reply
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alyssa milano has an album?????

MUST find it..

Posted by: snakedriver at 02/15/05 1:30 PM | Reply
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Alyssa is like huge in Japan, correct me if I am wrong. I do have friends there who talk about her AMAZING singing ability, etc; and snatch up every cd.

All I think about is Family Guy when I hear her name now.

Posted by: Mandy at 02/15/05 1:44 PM | Reply
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Two questions: 1) Why aren't these people also shopping for the first Bruce Willis album? 2) WHY isn't the Feldman album called "Sketches of Corey?"

Posted by: the management at 02/15/05 2:18 PM | Reply
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LOL, dident he have one caled "Former Child Actor" or some shit?

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/15/05 2:26 PM | Reply
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Also, why arent these people shopping for Jennifer Love Hewitt and Joey "wow" Lawrence albums?

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/15/05 2:30 PM | Reply
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Leif Garrett had a song called "Former Child Star" if that's what you're thinking about.

Posted by: Marie at 02/15/05 9:10 PM | Reply
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who the heck is miles davis?

Posted by: pnutbuddha9 at 02/15/05 11:19 PM | Reply
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