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August 3, 2004

Get Well Soon Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is always keeping us on our toes. Nicoderm or Ortho-Evra? Beating from a Backstreet Boy or S&M photoshoot? It's hard to get a read on her. I would love to see Ms. Hilton on Inside The Actors Studio.

What is your favorite word? Hot
What is your least favorite word? Nick
What turns you on, creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Cameras
What turns you off? Talent
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Acting
What profession would you not like to participate in? Reading
What is your favorite curse word? Cocksucker
If Heaven exists what would you like to hear god say when you reach the pearly gates? You're hot

It could happen. Lipton's having J. Lo on later this upcoming season.

Posted at 8:43 AM




9 Comments

that was so hot.

Posted by: ultra at 08/03/04 11:06 AM | Reply
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blogs are hot

Posted by: stereogum at 08/03/04 11:12 AM | Reply
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hilarious, and so possible! scott, your imaginary dialogues rule :)

Posted by: bunny at 08/03/04 11:22 AM | Reply
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does anyone have the busted lip paris pics?

Posted by: nina at 08/03/04 1:12 PM | Reply
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I consider myself a pacifist, but if you're gonna punch someone, it might as well be Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Puddin' at 08/03/04 2:31 PM | Reply
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I think eonline had pictures yesterday of her various bruises. sounds like she's bounced right back - the NYP had a snippet about her sprawled in a booth at some restaurant in the Hamptons, no underwear. never a nickel clutched between THOSE knees!

Posted by: joanlouise at 08/03/04 3:11 PM | Reply
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more like your hot*

Posted by: G3K at 08/04/04 5:53 AM | Reply
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check out todays cover of Star that shit is hot

Posted by: nina at 08/04/04 9:43 AM | Reply
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You say "that shit is hot." Please let me assure you that shit that is literally hot is not appetizing. I have direct experience with hot shit, and verily, it's icky.

Any, by the way, so is Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Puddin' at 08/04/04 7:36 PM | Reply
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