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April 25, 2005

Grazing Arizona

The Federlines observed Passover in Scottsdale this past weekend. Fortunately paparazzi were on hand.

Here's hoping Britney & Kevin: The TV Show offers as much excitement. I bet she's ordering BBQ.

Posted at 12:19 PM




21 Comments

Looks like Kevin's found the afikomen!

Posted by: Isaac B2 at 04/25/05 2:15 PM | Reply
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Here, Kevin Federline searches for Britney's next radio single...

Posted by: ordures_blanches at 04/25/05 2:21 PM | Reply
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hmm, itchy bum.

Posted by: n at 04/25/05 2:38 PM | Reply
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where's the picture of kfed sniffing his hand after he picks his ass?

Posted by: ron mexico at 04/25/05 2:42 PM | Reply
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i can't wait til someone snaps a pic of her smoking a cigarette, and then there's a media uproar over her smoking while she's pregnant.

Posted by: holmes at 04/25/05 2:43 PM | Reply
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He doesn't have an itch... He keeps his pot up his ass... Just in case he's arrested, he can get loaded in jail...

Posted by: chris ives at 04/25/05 2:45 PM | Reply
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That hand is going to smell really funky! That is one classy couple...

Posted by: Gabi at 04/25/05 4:02 PM | Reply
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Ohh! how original a newlyweds show! oh you really can feel his love for her money! when you got cash you can buy yourself a husband and your own ring... But i think that if i was Brit Brit i will buy someone better than a white trash looser with two kids.

Posted by: Gabi at 04/25/05 4:28 PM | Reply
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If you look at her eyes, it's clear she's been crying.

Oh god. What have I become?

Posted by: lindsay at 04/25/05 4:32 PM | Reply
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Maybe he left his cellphone in his asscrack, and Britney is calling it to find out where it is.

Posted by: the bza at 04/25/05 6:13 PM | Reply
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she's just squinting and not wearing 85 pounds of makeup. that's what you would look like too!

Posted by: k at 04/25/05 8:35 PM | Reply
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Carpe Assum!!!

Posted by: janine at 04/25/05 8:36 PM | Reply
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He's gotta stash that Britney money somewhere for a rainy day.

Posted by: tron at 04/25/05 11:38 PM | Reply
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I live in scottsdale..creepy.

Posted by: charlie at 04/26/05 12:07 AM | Reply
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Okay, Kevin stop playing around and give me the roll of salami! You lost it! I'm not sticking my hand in there. Really, stop it. I'm hungry.

Posted by: Veg at 04/26/05 12:09 AM | Reply
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and people think she is pretty? and she has no talent, what kind of world do we live in where she became that famous???

i think her fame was a fluke.

Posted by: retardo at 04/26/05 12:11 PM | Reply
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"I'm gonna name my baby after whatever I find in my drawers..."

Posted by: erklie at 04/26/05 2:22 PM | Reply
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God that picture is great...

Posted by: Somersault at 04/26/05 3:15 PM | Reply
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Britney:

"Baby git your hand outa your pants and hush the phone physic is telling me the future of your music career".

Posted by: Grimmone at 04/26/05 4:16 PM | Reply
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there really should be a trailer in the background.

Posted by: tymmac at 05/14/05 3:41 PM | Reply
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Posted by: lwdrx efmuhwczk at 06/02/08 12:25 PM | Reply
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