Hear Britney Rap!
DJ Clinton Sparks got Mrs. Federline to rap on his new mixtape! I shit you not. Stream It Here (Real Audio).
I took a stab at transcribing the "lyrics"
You like this? Like how that feels? Me and you? That's what I thought...
I'm Britney Spears and I'm shaking my ass.
I sign a thousand autographs. PLEASE.
Just get to the point when you talk to me.
And if a favor gets involved just rub my feet.
Yeah this business is fucked and I want something fun.
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb And Dumber.
PSYCH! I take that back. I'm just trickin' you see?
'Cause when I show my belly everybody copies me, uh yeah.
It's kinda cool, nothing to cower to (?)
But I'm just Britney Spears and I got all this power.
But the bottom line is I don't even use it.
But when you become a bitch that's when you lose it.
So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?
I've always got my friends to hold me all the way.
Happiness is the key and love when you fall.
Like Lauryn Hill said, if you can't get that you got nothin' at all. UH.
You may remember the "demo" version of this rap Britney premiered on Punk'd. You can listen to that here.
Posted at 1:33 PM
Ewwww....what exactly does she say about rubbing her dirty feet??
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Holy shit!
ALL HAIL SASKATCHEWAN.
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it's not the first time we've heard from MC Brit Brit...remember the season finale of Punk'd (season 1)? she spit improv in the penthouse suite of the hudson hotel.
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makes Madonna's "American Life" sound like "Welcome to the Terrordome"
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It's ironic that she's not being ironic.
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wait a sec///did she just drop science?
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fucking. amazing.
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when did lauryn hill say that?
i would love to see this printed on notebook paper in that ballpoint ink 8th grade girl bubble-script.
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i think she says: "it's kinda cool, nothin' but guys."
it doesn't really make sense, but neither does asking britney spears to rap on your new mixtape.
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The crazy smurf/twiddlebug/Jawa voice at both the start and the end of the stream was a nice touch.
But hell, I've never heard Britney do that...
Clear her throat, that is.
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ugh, i'm so embarrassed for her. is she on crack? seriously, she's on drugs, right?
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this is a joke right, i mean what the fuck is this
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What the hell? No mad props for the Mickey Mouse Club?
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she says "nothing to cower to"
you can hear it on the unplugged punk'd version
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okay, i take back my last comment. it's not "nothing but guys." it's "nothing but GUISE," as in "a form or style of dress" or "external appearance."
basically, she's saying "don't be fooled by the midriff i got, i'm still i'm still britney from the swamp."
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feel it, yo, what. yes britney im cowering right now to your stupid rap. that is funny. i thought my perogative was bad. nope i thought marrying twice in 9 months was even worse. check it.
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you know, this britney bashing used to be funny.
now it's just stupid, move on, stereodork.
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No, it's still funny.
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Now she can put 24" rims on her ESCALDE
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Um....
that was quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Can someone, anyone, tell me why this girl is famous? How on earth did she get to the point of fame that she's reached? I'm serious. She is woefully lacking in so many, many ways. Is it just because she's pretty?
I'm very serious with this question. Will someone please take a crack at answering it?
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she became famous by challenging cultural prudisms and being very coy about it. brit used to be a bit of a marketing genius. as the current issue of rolling stone reveals, the lolita RS cover that launched her into controversey was her own idea. her baby one more time video was planned by her. she worked her way to the top and now has lost all inspiration
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Thanks for that well thought out response. What do you think will happen now? Can she pull herself out of the dumpster into which she has so effectively dived?
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that gurl knows she cant gotdamn rap!! WTF!!
make her STOP!!
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"it's kinda cool, nothing but cowards"
...makes more sense, yeah?
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No, not her idea. It was the marketer's idea. Everything the money behind you does, the singer gets credit for, especially when the singer does NOTHING. You say she challenged cultural prudism? Oh please! Like EVERY OTHER freakin' female artist hasn't done that. It's nothing new.
She's pretty and can entertain easily amused people therefore she is famous and makes millions. How's that for an answer?
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oh no what a mess... werd.. i guess why white girls think they can hold it down.. shit britney spears you sound like a clown.
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The bit on Punk'd was a joke. The rap was supposed to be ridiculous. She was supposed to perform it for Busta Rhymes to see how he'd react. Then it turned into a Punking of Ashton Kutcher, which in turn became a Punking of Dax and some other dude. I saw it the other night. My point is, it was purposefully bad and she probably didn't even write it.
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neil is right: "nothing but cowards."
thank god i never have to listen to this again. i'm going to go wash out my ears with some annie.
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dumb Be*ach. Thats what happens when you let a white trash wedding white girl "try" to rap. Baby, wish I could hit her one more time. With Christina Aguiliaras genie in a bottle.
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OMG. Britney's rap is Hi-la-rious. I can't believe that she had the guts to sing those stupid lines. This demo only proves how pathetic and untalented this hoe is. Shame on U brit. Go hide somewhere, pleezzz. I like the way she wants to suddenly act black. Quote: Yo, the dillio is.." Now she's trying to use ghetto slang in her everyday conversations. Plus, look at her wedding theme : Pimps and Hoes. I pity her mum for having to be dressed like a cheap hoe at her daughter's wedding. Isn't it supposed to be a special day where the girls wear their finest bal gowns? Instead, they were dressed in pink sweatpants. The guys were ridiculous in their white "pimp suits". I also pity Britney's dad for having to wear such a stupid outfit. I mean, at his age....
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britney spears is a lezbian and she is a disgust nobody likes her anymore she should get out of the music bussiness and everything else she is disgusting she is a hoe bag
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Ew. shes trying to be all gangsta' homegirl... NOT WORKÌNG! and what the fucks up with the
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you are all lozers! shut up all u ppl "like omg she is such a little trashy wedding girl" yu shud be the embraassed onezz,and ashamed mind ur own buissness she just wants to live her life ehr way not urs
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@Jacklyn: I doubt it. Even if she was, what's the problem?
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Damn, everybody needs to ignore the fact that this is Britney Spears, and focus on the lyrics here. This is GARBAGE!!! I don't care whose mouth it comes from, this rap is wack. If Britney could rock the mic, then I wouldn't even have a problem with her rappin, but this is beyond terrible.
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Damn, everybody needs to ignore the fact that this is Britney Spears, and focus on the lyrics here. This is GARBAGE!!! I don't care whose mouth it comes from, this rap is wack. If Britney could rock the mic, then I wouldn't even have a problem with her rappin, but this is beyond terrible.
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Britney is the BEST singer...
She rules!!!!
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FINALLY! A white rapper who can actually RAP! This is so good Everlast might retire!
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At least she tried to rap. Let her be.
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that was the worst piece of shit ive ever heard
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It's "NOTHING BUT COWARDS" not nothing to cower to or whatever that said up there.
I mean, yes its lame but its just Britney playing around. Don't take it too seriously. It's not like she's gonna drop a rap album.
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She is stupid, rapping let alone singing is not for her. Shake that brittney she makes me wanna choke. i hate her and her stupid husband. i hope her baby turns out ugly!!!:-)
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God !! I read all these comments and all I can say is STUPID !! you're so damn stupid, this girl tried to make people laugh she wasn't trying to laugh, you go hide somewhere you patheric stupid losers !!!!!!!!!!
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per-lease! who the hell takes the time of day 2 freakin slag britney off? she was freakin havin some FUN which, as it myt cum as a suprise 2 u, celelebrities r allowed 2 DO. It was fun and its SO easy 2 learn, unlike these pathetic rappers that hav a freakin' swear word in every line.
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She's just havin fun :S don't take it to serious... damn...
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holly crap that was good
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eat your heart out, eminem
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Americans REALLY do not understand ironic things....
SHE'S JOKING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Americans REALLY do not understand ironic things....
SHE'S JOKING MOTHERFUCKERS!
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