Heaven Knows He's Still Miserable Now
CMJ tracked down the tracklist for the upcoming Morrissey CD Ringleader Of The Tormentors.
01. I Will See You In Far-Off PlacesMoz song titles are always amusing to peruse because they tend to be excessively lengthy and morbid.
02. Dear God Please Help Me
03. You Have Killed Me
04. The Youngest Was The Most Loved
05. In The Future When All's Well
06. The Father Who Must Be Killed
07. Life Is A Pigsty
08. I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now
09. On The Streets I Ran
10. To Me You Are A Work Of Art
11. I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
12. At Last I Am Born
Let's hear your best fake Morrissey song titles in the comments.
Posted at 4:18 PM
Tags: Morrissey | The Smiths
Someday the Proletariat will be wearing corduroy and not melancholic expressions
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I'm Not Upset, I Just Want to Die
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Committing Suicide and Desperately Wishing for my Death Wish to be Actualized Are Not the Same Thing
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I Wear Slacks on the Outside Because Slacks Are How I Feel on the Inside
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Her Tears Will Wash The Pain Away
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I am the morrissey i cry when i make love (but i know you like it)
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Why'd don't you just wear a bib and stop dribbling all over yourself? Eh, baby.
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My whole family is dead, someone just ran over my dog, and I'm fairly sure I have an STD.
Oh, by the way, I can't think of a Morrissey song title.
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I Just Want to Be Left to My Own Devices, Skinny
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my demise is the only thing i seem to be choking on, fatty
seriously...cannot wait. morrissey is one of those people that can never do wrong in my book
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My tears could cure cancer, but i don't cry
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When I Die, Kick Me For All Those I Have Disappointed
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Lost In Utopia Without My PDA and Cellphone And My Laptop Has A Low Battery Part Two
follows
Heaven In Your Eyes From Across The Room While You Sit With Your Boyfriend Who Beats You Part One
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The Day I Find True Love, My Heart Will Cry Pink Tears
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-- You're Still The Only One I'll Ever Love, Dead Psycho Killer
-- This Is The Place Where Our Souls Got Kicked In The Teeth
-- A Push and A Laugh and Little Bit Of Drool
-- All The Girls In the World Can't Stop Me From Killing Myself Anyway
-- The President Must Die and You're Not So Great Either
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I Looked And I Looked And I Looked (And He Never Found Me)
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It's Hard To Drown In A River of Tears
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Please, please, please let me get what I previously thought that I just wanted but have come to realize I desperately need (dub version)
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My Sorrow Will Cease When The World Ceases (Or Suicide)
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How hard will I be as I die thinking of you digging my grave hole
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To Make You Happy, I Will Bury Myself Alive
I Would Hang Myself, But the Noose is too Pretty For Me
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Laughter is One Letter From Slaughter (And Love Is A World Away)
My Teachers Were My Torture
Dying In A Lorry Would Be Better Than Working
Dubya's Persian Abattoir
The Greatest Obscure Footballers
We're Waiting For Your Answer, Tony
Foreman Grilled
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- Even the Dung Beetles Laugh At Me
- Our Great Depression is Our Lives
- Hunting in the Pain Season
- I Coo, You Coo, We All Seppuku
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-I just want the hurting to stop
-Its 10pm. Do you know where your children are? I do. They're alone.
-Life is the Greatest Tragedy of Life
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You are the Most Challenging Soduku of All
Last Night I Awoke to Find My Soul Empty
My Enemies Are All I Have Left
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My Life is a Meaningless Void, Where is the Gin
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I Look Like Johns Uncle Ed, The One Who Used to French Kiss His Sisters (edit)
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"another brick in my backpack"
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these are GREAT! thanks for the laugh
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Messing with Moz fans 101:
Start a heavy metal DMode coverband (Blasphemous Guitars http://www.covermebadd.com). Play a show with the world's most well-known Smiths tribute band (sweetandtenderhooligans.com). Make a flyer saying that all-midget Morrissey tribute MORRISSETTE is opening the show (http://www.sweetandtenderhooligans.com/shows/DEC30.jpg). Make a MORRISSETTE banner ("Some Bands Are Bigger Than Others"), lower the mic stands and watch as everyone waits for midgets to come out. When they don't, end your set with a Smiths medley (Elliott, Patti, etc). Rinse and repeat.
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*Why Should I Give You the Satisfaction of a Reply
*We Hate it When Our Friends Become Label Executives
*At the Bottom of a Drink Lies the Answer I Can Never Know
*Birth at One's Knee
*This Land is Full of Inflated Egos
*Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This Song Title Before
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Everything I Know And Love Will Cease To Exist At Noon On the 'Morrow
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Even My Tears Think I'm Ugly and Fat
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The thing is, no one can top the man himself for Moz song title parodies after he came out with "I Have Forgiven Jesus." When I first read that title, I thought, "Oh, there must be some kind of humor in that."
But, ummm, nope.
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I was born a skeleton but I'll die a dog.
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Dennis Liked to Eat Helpless Animals
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"There is a light that never turns on"
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"I'm sad"
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I've Never Written a Song Title that Wasn't a Complete Sentence, Fatty
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William, It's Been Eight Months, It Really Was Nothing
Please, Please, Please, Let the Paxil Work
Last Night I Dreamt That I Really Was Mother's Favourite (Live)
Shoplifters of the World Will Be Prosecuted To The Fullest Extent of the Law and Left to Rot in the Loneliest of Prisons (Atop Burberry Hill)
If I Love You, You Should Probably Throw Yourself Into the Thames
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Happy happy fun fun mama dead.
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the world is at a loss and it hurts when i pee
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There Is A Bloke Who Turns Me On
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oh, gorgeous, ive shitten myself
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Oh, those bloggers, they think they're funny.
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"No, Really, Fuck tha Police"
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"I would have killed you last night but Seinfeld was on"
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St. Peter Forbad Me To Knock On Heaven's Door
You've Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares
Splendour In The Arse
Smile Sunshine, You Are On Air
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"All I want is for Johnny to return my calls"
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Dear Reckless Driver, I'm Bleeding Profusely
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The Japanese are Stealing my Horrible Haircut
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"2 lumps please, my lovely lady lumps please....
you're the bee's knees....but so am i..."
or
"que tal pronto es ahora"
(he's big in mexico city)
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I'm Not Depressed, I'm Just Filled With Sorrow (A Love Song)
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"I'll Try and Not Release 3 Versions of This Album; Stuff the Completists"
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"If You Weren't So Beautiful, I Would Try To Kill You (I Mean It)"
"Sometimes It Is Hard For Me To Remember Her Name"
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When thinking of a Morrissey song title I kept thinking of Belle & Sebastian's "I Don't Love Anyone". He could cover that song and make it his own for sure.
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Death is a sleep pattern (wake up happy)
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I think I'm sad but now I'm not so sure.
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Heavenly bursitis...(Live at the Salford Lads Club Locker Room)
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black cupcakes and bittersweet frown-candy
These Walls of our Love are Painted Black, but I am Colorblind, So it's Kind of Okay
I Frown at Donuts, They Frown Back (So Kindly)
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When will Rick Rubin let me sing Tom Petty Covers?
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This song will kill my heart to death (again)
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Morrissey is coming out with a new album? I can finally cry again...
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I Hate Myself And I Want To Live.
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"God, An Olde Bugger I Am"
- Morrissey
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"Blogging Leaves Me Tired and Unfulfilled"
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this is one of the best posts ever. (NOT a Morrissey song title, obvs)
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I'll Give You a Peppermint Stick if You Can Love Me Better Than Me, Big Girl's Mother.
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Another batch from me:
That Was Your Very Last Joke At My Expense
Loveable Looters
At Last The Old Shopkeepers Will Have Their Revenge
I'm Not Sure I Like Your Face, Ramona
Newsreader In Peril
Andy, Johnny and Mike, You Owe Me A Career
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Dear God, Please Help Me Find My Car Keys
First of the PTA to Die
This Existence Would Be Funny, If It Wasn't So Terrifying
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The Last of The Famous International Songsters That Are Melancholly and Infinitely Sad (Corgan Remix)
I Cried and I Cried and I Cried Some More
You're The One For Me, Fat Goth Girl That Is So Emotionally Screwed Up That She Devolps a Crush On a Forty Year Old Gay Man
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But, of course, Jesus did not forgive me
How can I be happy, when I don't know what that is?
I'd jump in the Thames, but it would ruin my pants
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Republicans Want My Wife To Remain In A Coma Until I Obtain Written Permission To Pull The Plug From Jehovah Himself. (senate floor mix, DJ Jeb).
I wish you'd asked back during the Schiavo trial. I would have made exactly the same joke, but it would have seemed totally witty and on the ball back then.
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i'd love to die but the reaper has forgotten to return my calls, and therefore i could never die by your side, fatty
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You've Got Michael Keaton And Tina Yothers On Your Side, I'll Have Gene Wilder On Mine
Ubiquitous Ursula's Uvula
Her Dresser's A Liar
Using Pencils Is Very Much Akin To Digging Up Your Grandmother's Body And Skull-Fucking Her While Laughing And Eating Sheperd's Pie (In The Back Of A Lorry)
'Twas Nothing, D'Artagnan
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I'd rather be chewing on old rusty razor blades
Only my dear sweet auntie understood me and now he's dead
A day without drugs is... well unimaginable
My favorite goldfish was eaten by my dear cat that was torn apart by the crazed neighbor's pitbull
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- Misery Likes Company But She Rejected Me
- I Looked In The Mirror And I Saw A Ghastly Shadow Of Neverending Sadness
- My Tears Are Never Good Enough
- Happiness Is A Figment Of My Imagination
- Choking In Tea and Misery
- My Soul Died With Hector (A Gang's Lament)
- There Is No Such Thing As Joy
- I Hate To Smile in Photographs
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I like kitties. No really I do.
I may have left the oven on.
The flouresent light hums in my ear and reminds me of the grim spectre of---oh nevermind.
Who will make the tacos to be served at my funeral, assuming anyone bothers to attend.
As far as I am concerned, the more depressing a documentary is, the better.
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I'm too tired to hate myself properly anymore, but when you come right down to it I still want to die, more or less.
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you ate my kiwi in sloane square.
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Some Of Them Are Quotes, Some Of Them Are Sayings
Yes, You Can Marry, But You Will Never Have Any Children
In Every Council Estate A Heartache
When In Rome Do Like The Romans Do, But Please Do Not Crucify Me For I Am No Jesus, Christ.
Tea Bagging
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Funny, I Always Just Assumed The Things I Wanted Were Out Of Reach, But Seeing As I'm Rich And Famous It's No Problem At All, I've Found
Bernard, You're A Lovely Accountant
A Click And A Puff And The Pilot Light Goes On
A Miserable Bouquet Of Flowers, I've Just Sat On (Keep Forgetting They're Back There)
Mackin' On All The Fly Honeys (Live)
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Edit: Mackin' On All The Fly Honeys (Still Illin' Mix)
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STILL ILLIN'
that's fucking great!
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Hating you is the only thing that keeps me alive.
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Mocking Mirror
The Only One Who Knows (Will Never, Ever Say)
Lovely Limp
Fay Brawny
Pink and Twisted
Roy, the Coy Boy
Mother's Little Bastard (Father's Only Sin)
I Wish I Could Smile but the Nausea is Hardly Worth the Effort
(A few humble submissions inspired from some terribly amusing ones above.)
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Today Is The Last Day Of The Best Part Of My Life (The Worst Is Yet To Come)
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I'm Dead Inside, Let's Celebrate
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Kill Me, I'm Human
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the loo.
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Father And Mother Sucked Out The Syrup From My Chocolate Covered Cherries, Then Replaced Them As If Nothing Had Happened And Later Unconvincingly Expressed Surprise When Confronted About It.
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This is Not Supposed To Happen But All my Pringles Potato Chips are crushed to pieces just like you have crushed my heart
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It Is Cold Outside So Dress Warmly But What Do You Wear When You're Cold On The Inside? (Aside From The Peacoat Of Despair)
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Step Over to My Side of Melancholy
Winter Boys Melt Away
(I'm a) Celibate Vegetarian for Life
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Every Morning I Wake Up and Stub My Toe on the Same Bloody Piece of Furniture (To My Soul's Amusement)
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from a column in the Dallas Observer:
Despite reports from every music news source containing no such information, we have the scoop that Morrissey's Ringleader of the Torturers is a rock opera about the singer's lucratively ambiguous sexuality. Coy, jangly tracks include "Touch Me, Don't Touch Me" and "Let's Do It, No, We Mustn't." A bonus video feature was removed at the last minute, reportedly containing footage of guitarist Alain Whyte sneaking up on a startled Moz knee-deep in copies of Juggs and Popular Science.
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The Heartbreak of Psoriasis (Which I Got From My Hairdresser Who Said It Made Him Feel Like His Skin Was On Fire)
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May I Borrow Your Asshat, for I Don't Have One of My Own?
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There was a fire at my funeral, and no one burned but me.
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Last night i dreamt, I peed in my pants
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The Father Who Must Be Killed... i like it very much...
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A Bore Just Crashed on Me Head
Death Waits For No Man, But Sometimes He Needs a Holiday
The End is a Fortnight Away, Anyway
I've Given You a Mysterious Rash, and I Won't Apologize For It
The Death of Some Dude From Last Night's Party
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These pretzels are making me thirsty
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The More You Mock Me, The Happier I Get
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* Heaven Knows You're Miserable Now Because You're Not Popular Like Me
* We Hate It When Former Bandmates Become Assholes
* Even When I Die, No One Will Visit My Grave
* The More You Give Me Flowers, The More I Want To Choke You To Death (Guilty Pleasure Remix)
* Sing My Death So Dumb Fans Will Buy My Albums
* December Spawned the Grim Reaper
* Everyday is Like Doomsday (Double-decker Bus Crash Mix)
* How Soon Is A Smiths Reunion, Never! (Ima Jerk Version, Part X)
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Mother's Corpse Still Does All My Washing
Everyday Dead Kittens
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I Would Inject Myself With Poison But Your Rejection Has Made My Heart Cold Thus Freezing all the Blood in my Veins and The Needle Keeps Breaking.
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Looks like an album right there. These are my favorites, so it's heavily weighted towards shit I came up with or ripped off from someone else's idea:
Morrissey - We're Only In It For The Shoes
1. Sweet And Tender Crumb Cake
2. Bernard, You're A Lovely Accountant
3. I'm Not Sure I Like Your Face, Ramona
4. Newsreader In Peril
5. Someday The Proletariat Will Be Wearing Corduroy And Not Melancholic Expressions
6. I Wear Slacks on the Outside Because Slacks Are How I Feel on the Inside
7. We're Waiting For Your Answer, Tony
8. Please, Please, Please, Let the Paxil Work
9. There Is A Bloke Who Turns Me On
10. Dear God, Please Help Me Find My Car Keys
11. Newsreader In Peril
12. Last Night I Dreamt I Was Drowning In Pudding
13. You are the Most Challenging Soduku of All
14. Some Of Them Are Quotes, Some Of Them Are Sayings
15. 'Twas Nothing, D'Artagnon
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Ah, shit. Pretend the second "Newsreader" is a live version or something.
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Your pretty shiny sun has given me a melanoma
You could never hate me (as much as I hate me)
I lost my virginity and my hair gel (now I can die)
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I'll Never Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Teacakes
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Cherish Is A Word I Use To Bury You
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Johnny Won't Return My Faxes
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My Life is Excessively Lengthy and Morbid (and No One Cares)
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1. How Soon is Cow
2. Fudgepackers of the World Unite (and take over)
3. The Boy with a Bone in his Butt
4. Hand In Pants (gotta credit George on that from wayyy back)
5. William, it was really my Penis
6. That Poke Isn't Funny Anymore
7. Girlfriend and My Boner (I know I know, it's serious)
8. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Bent Me Over
9. There is a Light That I usually Set on Vibrate
10. Meat is Damn Good (and i think you KNOW what I mean)
11. Is It Really So Small?
12. Girl Afraid...of the Scent under my Pants
13. Golden Shower (they're saying your name)
14. Oscillate Wildly While I sit in the Corner and Touch Myself
15. These Things Take Time (because this condem is way too thick)
16. Rubber Ring (lol...nothing needed)
17. Stretch Out and Wait (and let it hit you on the back)
18. Peel Around My Fountain
19. Pretty Boys Make Good Lays
20. The Hand the Rocks My Cradle
21. The Head Ritual
22. Rush and a Push and You Can Call Me Jimmy
23. SuedeHead Really Wasn't as Good As I Thought It Would Be
24. We Hate It When Our Friends Laugh At Our Weenie
25. Now My Butt is (so) Full
Okay , that got stupid!!!!
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OK, these are slight variations of existing song titles, but they could be future songs:
1) Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get a Refund
2) Last Night I Dreamt that Someone Left a Deposit
3) Frankly, Mr. Chaney, F@#$ yourself
4) The Queen is not quite dead
5) My Meat is Murdered
6) The Charming man is Unusually Fey
7) Toe Bone Head
8) Tea Bagging Bragging
9) First of the Gang to Gangbang
10) I Started Eating Something I Could Not Finish - Now it is Cold
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It's Inconceivable To Think That I Like Jell-o.
If You Found Prozac Would You Mind Sharing With Me?
Clearly I Meant To Be Morbid.
I Loathe The Sound of Packing Peanuts.
A Feeling of General Discomfort is What I've Been Told To Expect.
Since I've Moved to LA I've Noticed the Sun.
You Bore Me To Death Now Go Fetch Me a Coke.
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Dont get in the way of the hurrying pikey
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The night of the terrible motor crash your arm wasn't the only thing that was lost as I was flogged senseless by the absence
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If the Nuge has "Intensities in Ten Cities," can I have "Incontinence in Continents"
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The Dumptruck of Your Indifference Has Crushed the Puppydog of My Heart
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From in the pink I`ve gone under the weather
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Tomorrow I`ll have sex at last and afterwards a steak
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Where is L. Ron When I need him most?
My Asian Manicurist Thinks I'm Pretty
Visiting Relatives Can Be a Chore ((you know, that funny double entendre stuff that he does))
Living is a full-time job for me
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From the recent Van Sant soundtrack:
Girlfriend in Tacoma
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I just want to see the boy naked
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Here are some:
I'd Have Fallen For You (If You Hadn't Tripped Me First)
Even My Imaginary Friend Loathes Me
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I Can't Sing For A Toffee While You Laugh Your Little Socks Off
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Keane Will Not Keep Me Off The Number One Spot This Time (Ooooooh The Little Devils...)
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Why Do Only Ugly Birds Fancy Me?
This Night Has Opened My Arse
I Was Waiting For The Bus But Its Arrival Just Quite Simply And Plainly Never Occured (Obviously)
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Sweet And Tender Closet Case
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Some Hurls Are Bigger Than Others (Vomit Version)
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Life Is A Pigsty, because it's true.
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There's a Career That Never Goes Out
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The Grime-Imbued Rain Comes Betwixt Myself and the One Who Hates Me More
The World Needs Another Viking Invasion
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Keep asking, but you know I'll never tell
Stranded with sin on my skin
A Desperate Man in Limbo
Teeto shouldn't play with knives
They raised the bar far too high
If you don't mind, I'd just as well prefer to die
I'd be alone now, but there's a frog in my throat
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your really amazing...well a little bit
loving satan hateful jesus
The kamakaze survivor
unforgiving father
The PE teachers playground
the girl who knew to much about her mother
is this it?
desperate househusband
we are a crippled boxerdog
timothy wasnt a christian
its never over till its over
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There Is A Lite Beer That Never Stays Down
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My Despair Runs Deeper Than Michael Barrymore's Fist
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"I Hate You"
"Tell Me More Lies"
"A Pretty Girl Deserves A Kick to the Head and a Blow to the Side"
"Give Me Something"
"I Rather See You Dead Than In Someone Else's Bed"
"I Will Kill You"
"Life is a Stinking Bore"
"Dear God Give Me A Boy"
"Little Boys Are So Yesterday"
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The post-ROTT Moz release, Revolutionary War:
"You Always Stand in My Way"
"All the Dead in Vain"
"Still Alone But Never Alone"
"Haven't I Done Enough to You"
"This Is a War"
"Stems of Many Flowers"
"No One Gets It"
"Young Police of the Mind"
"Frightening Pictures"
"Beatdown to a Downbeat"
... That last one is a better Stiff Little Fingers song or something, but I bet he could do something with it.
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"Below the Catacombs I Wait For My Maker"
"Where is Roma Giddy Roma"
"No More Of The Hamburger Now It's The Pasta"
"Gladiators Bring Me To My Knees"
"Police and Lawyers Still Bring Me To Tears"
"Where Art Thou My Fair Julia"
"Bands Re-Unite Unless You Are A Smith"
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"Meat Is Murder, Yet The Leather Is Smooth On The Passenger Seat Where I Just Might Die With A Smile On My Face Afterall"
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A friend of my sister's has a petition, on which there are many more names than you would expect and added to which many more will undoubtedly follow, which she plans to hand to Morrissey. The proposition is that he writes a song called:
"Hardly Hannah"
Now wouldn't that be marvellous?
BCnU...
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- Half-Cocked in Hackney
- The Cyst Was Benign
- Unadulterated Child's Piss
- I'm Having Trouble With Your Accent
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I Haven't Forgotten About Meat, It's Still Murder
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I feel like Chicken Tonight (and God knows I'm trying not to)
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Sheffield Bores Me,Hoovering Chores Me.
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Sheffield Bores Me,Hoovering Chores Me
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Dominos Are The New Darts.
Pensioner Treats.
Cough Up or Shut Up.
Don't Touch Me There(It Smarts Like Giddy-O).
I Will Have A Dog Called Colin.
Pimples.
There Was A Time I Wouldn't Dare But I Would Now.
Where Is The Postman?
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"I Will Not Recant on My Deathbed"
"The Petrified Fan-Boy"
"My Soul Will Never Last"
"Manchester and Los Angeles, O the Humanity"
"Reason Takes a Sabbatical"
"Floundering in Far Away Places"
"The Most Obscene Woman in the World"
"You Cannot Reach Me Now"
"I Discovered a Horrible Secret, Now My Life is Ruined"
"On a Grander Stage"
"Whiling Away the Hours and Days"
"I Nearly Felt Passionate About You"
"Scarlett, I Don't Give a Damn"
"Airsick, Yet Still on the Tarmac"
"Someday You Will Be Loved, Ugly Man"
"Cousin on the Road Crew"
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Rode hard, put up wet and ready to do it again.
Feelin' like undercooked stir-fried shit.
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1) Fumbling blindly in the loo
2) Dear God you'd look better in a quiff
3) Death at one's arsehole
4) On Santa Monica Pier, barely alive
5) Secrets of the manicurists
6) I asked for nothing
7) I got nothing
8) Untie my wrists, they're getting bruised
9) Now my colostomy bag is full
10) Style walks with a rattan cane
11) I am not a fallen idol if I am standing on you
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Drop the paperwork
Bulimic Diana
Salford’s been buried alive
She lives in the tower of London
Mike dies
I thoguht the wheelbarrow was beautiful
Engliand’s railways
Linder, Linder and I ( walking in the park )
Love is the eighth capital sin
I went shopping for seven inches
Rainbow turned black and blue
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Drop the paperwork
Bulimic Diana
Salford’s been buried alive
He lived in the tower of London
Mike dies
I thoguht the wheelbarrow was beautiful
England’s railways
Linder, Linder and I ( walking in the park )
Love is the eigth capital sin
I went shopping for seven inches
Rainbow turned black and blue
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I Died the Night Before My Wedding
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Charming Men And Handsome Devils Don't Give A Toss About Me (Unloveable remix)
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When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way'?
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"Lonely is as lonely does"
"I would have been truthful, if they'd only understood."
"On the slippery slopes of my credibility rating
(Mary Jane, dear, take me away)"
"Pastor Dave is in the circle"
"Baby crying, television blaring"
"I am hitting on you in my mind"
"Louie from the beet fields' little game"
"Electronic horror show (you're not forgiven)"
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So Drunk I Died ( And it Was an Improvement)
Save the Planet, Slit Your Wrists
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Here are ten:
Deference is Dad's Last Wish
Ignorance is a Luxury
The Devil was my Best Pupil
Perversity is a Profession
Car Crashing, Bystander Laughing
Dear, Sorry to Meet You
Let's Exchange Unpleasantries
Incivility Pays my Salary
I Prefer to Be A Stranger
Helpful Hardship
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I have a very willing husband, he eats anything
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I think I'm gonna kill mysel today... Or not.
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I think I'm gonna kill myself today... Or not.
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I want to turn off the radio but I have no arms
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If my mother could see me... then she wouldn't be dead
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1. It's usually me.
2. Pearls and Graces.
3. The only one who ever saw me naked was my mother.
4. Fanatic Syphon.
5. Smokey Rides a Ginger Bus.
6. Please would you shut up.
7. I'll see you on the cancer ward.
8. Rescue me from the barbaric and the beurocratic.
9. Sunny Day, Ill Fortune.
10. You Watched Me Through an Open Window.
11. Rejoice? for tomorrow we fail.
12. Kissed within an inch of my life.
Bonus Track.
I had to do P.E. in my underwear, it scarred me for life!.
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Suicide is appealing, but I fear I'll look vile dead
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Suicide is appealing, but I'd look vile dead
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Morbid, Yet Not Pale...L.A. Casualty
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1. escape to nowhere
2. victory is a pack horse
3. please don't bring up the baby
4. rotten roll
5. that'll be the deity
6. the more that you dry me, the wetter i get
7. probably jane
8. oslo is never the answer
9. i'm sorry if you ever believed me
10. outlaw for an inlaw
11.cleverer than she ought to be
12.(as long as herself) is happy now
13. pete's best
14. i guess i'm just a halfway house for your dreams.
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"I Thought It Was Love; My Doctor Says Meningitis"
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I'm deaf but I can read on your lips. And it's my curse.
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Variante :
I'm deaf but I can read on your lips. What does "groumpf" mean ?
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The name of my girlfriend is finished by ".jpg"
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It took all week, but I finally thought of one that hopefully passes muster here:
Beef: It's What's For Sinners
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Stop me if you think I've become belligerent
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I think I'm addicted to this now. Credit to the awesome 'dumptruck of your indifference' title.
"You lowered the beverage of anguish without using the coaster of my hope; consequently, there is a stain of despair upon the unlacquered coffee table of my heart"
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When Everything You Have Is Everything You've Lost, Only Then Will I Be Happy In My Discontent.
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"Guard Dog in the Florist"
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Coming In Late 2007, Morrissey's Last Album (Well, for at least another 5 year sabbatacal):
1. "Too Late For Oscar"
2. "If I Didn't Set The Alarm, Would I Never Wake Up?"
3."Boyfriend In Oklahoma (Will He Ever Come Home?)"
4. "The Big Difference Between A Man And A Manc"
5. "God, Satan And I"
6. "Mutual Disrespect"
7. "I Cannot Love, Am I Disabled?"
8. "The Bad Boy Thing Will Always Work (Especially On Me)"
9. "Terence, Don't Give Me That Look Again"
10. "Polite Paedophile"
11. "Don't Throw Things At Me, Please"
12. "I Hope Death Is The End, But I Won't Get My Hopes Up"
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Jesus Is Just Jealous of Me
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1. Doctors without patience.
2. Fast Food Regime
3. Chris, Did you do this?
4. Yes, i made it my duty to forget you.
5. Communist brother, fascist lover.
6. Friction in the kitchen.
7. But Wherefore, Wilberforce?
8. My body rejected it's blood.
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1. Doctors without patience.
2. Fast Food Regime
3. Chris, Did you do this?
4. Yes, i made it my duty to forget you.
5. Communist brother, fascist lover.
6. Friction in the kitchen.
7. But Wherefore, Wilberforce?
8. My body rejected it's blood.
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Rumple Your Dress If You Miss Me
Charlie in a Bob
St. Nick is Neither Jolly Nor Old
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