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February 3, 2006

How Are Nick & Jessica Coping?

I know you're all concerned. Daisy Duke is "flirting up a storm with a bevy of bachelors -- from A-list actors to Grammy-winning musicians" according to her covery story in the new US Weekly. Meanwhile, today Nick Lachey debuts a sad new song on AOL Music.

It's called "What's Left of Me," and here's a sample lyric:

"I've been dying inside, you see? / I'm going outta my mind, outta my mind, I'm just running in circles all of the time. / Will you take what's left of me?"

He looks depressed in that photo. Jessica 1, Nick 0? I don't think so. Lachey's probably excited as hell to spend Superbowl Sunday without a dumb blonde constantly pausing the Tivo to ask what buffalo wings are made out of.

Posted at 12:15 PM




12 Comments

Goddamnit stereogum

Posted by: x at 02/03/06 12:54 PM | Reply
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to be honest. the single sounds better than any of the stuff i ever heard on the pathetic "soul-o."

Posted by: psc at 02/03/06 2:30 PM | Reply
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Cheeeeeeeeee
zeeeeeeeeeee

Jessica: 1
Nickie boy: a resounding 0

Posted by: alexis at 02/03/06 3:31 PM | Reply
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that meet the ice queens story looks good.

Posted by: me at 02/03/06 3:47 PM | Reply
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omg teh tabloid steregumm!!1

hehe..
i kinda feel sorry for the lad, seems he's thinking too much-- he should go out and date someone who knows how to cook

Posted by: mode7 at 02/03/06 3:56 PM | Reply
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did u check out Chapelle on Oprah today? I don't know, he sounded a little nutty...and he couldn't handle the stress...be a man Chappell

Posted by: smelly Jones at 02/03/06 4:59 PM | Reply
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Cute. It's his own "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"

Posted by: Booze at 02/03/06 6:48 PM | Reply
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Jessica Simpsom's career has come to shilling greasy pizza with a song she didn't even write.

Jessica: -3
Nickie boy: a resounding 0

Posted by: N at 02/04/06 1:38 PM | Reply
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OMG!!!!! thank you! i didnt realize i didnt know how nick and jessica were coping until i saw your heading. ! life is so wierd. luv the pic of nick.

Posted by: beth at 02/04/06 3:31 PM | Reply
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Nick will bounce back from this drama and land on his feet.

Posted by: Rita at 02/04/06 9:46 PM | Reply
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number 1# eternal dieheart fan and soulmate of jessica simpson for eternity.

Posted by: brandon daniel murphy at 09/07/06 6:14 PM | Reply
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number 1# eternal true dieheart fan and true soulmate love of jessica simpson for eternity and forevr!

Posted by: brandon daniel murphy at 09/07/06 6:16 PM | Reply
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