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April 21, 2005

How Many Lohans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Following up on the most important story of the week. Whatcha think of Lindsay's locks?

Posted at 1:26 PM




50 Comments

That's hot.

Posted by: Paris at 04/21/05 1:41 PM | Reply
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She needs a better colorist. It's that creepy orangish blond a lot of brunettes get when they go lighter. She looks better as a brunette anyway -- her eyes stand out more.

Posted by: hopelessly shallow at 04/21/05 3:16 PM | Reply
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I want the red hair back

Posted by: Steve at 04/21/05 3:33 PM | Reply
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smart move. nobody expects blondes to be able to remember the lyrics to their own songs.

Posted by: PJ at 04/21/05 3:46 PM | Reply
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Does anyone else think that she is getting closer and closer in looks to Mariah Carey?

Posted by: patrick at 04/21/05 3:47 PM | Reply
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she looks like she's 40.

Posted by: John at 04/21/05 3:48 PM | Reply
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So she's preparing for her role in the upcoming Jenna Jameson biopic?

PJ, well played.

Posted by: toyochin at 04/21/05 3:56 PM | Reply
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She is really average. I don't get why everyone thinks she's hot. Get a pic up here of Rachel Bilson and then come talk to me. damn I wish I looked like her haha.

Posted by: loveanddeath at 04/21/05 4:03 PM | Reply
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Now for sure she is one of the Plastics. Except, wow, black nail polish! That's...that's punk rawk

Posted by: Dasha at 04/21/05 4:17 PM | Reply
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everyone thinks she's hot because she is well above average. though i've never totally understood why she shows up on steregum this much.

Posted by: frank at 04/21/05 4:20 PM | Reply
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This is supposed to make her look more like Meryl Streep, so they say. And Ms. Streep, Method actress that she is, must surely have a plan to appear more Lohannesque. I really really hope it involves Colin Farrell and table dancing.

Posted by: Emstar at 04/21/05 4:23 PM | Reply
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Rachel Bilson is the hottest chick out there today. loveanddeath knows their shit!

Posted by: loveanddeathis soRIGHT at 04/21/05 4:39 PM | Reply
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How many Lohans DOES it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- Three! One to point to the bulb and say "Screw this" and the other two to say "Yeah you're right, let's go shopping!"

Posted by: Blu at 04/21/05 4:49 PM | Reply
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I think she needs to eat a sandwich.

Posted by: dee at 04/21/05 5:00 PM | Reply
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Her hair looks like straw. Why do these women spend so much on their hair when it just ends up looking damaged?

Posted by: Ms. NOLA at 04/21/05 5:21 PM | Reply
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redheads are disgusting 99% of the time, she is gross no matter how much time she spends in a tanning bed and what she does to her hair.

Posted by: Jon at 04/21/05 5:22 PM | Reply
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I want her purse in that picture. sigh.

as for her hair? eh.

Posted by: meghan at 04/21/05 5:34 PM | Reply
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I think I'm a blonde now....But there doesn't seem to be any guys around....

Same crap different pile...

Posted by: Tiffany at 04/21/05 5:44 PM | Reply
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I would hit that like it owes me money.

Posted by: Chris at 04/21/05 5:53 PM | Reply
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1) She's lost a ton of weight. And this isnt some pudgy, envious bitch complaining here, I've been anorexic. She looks awful thin. You can even see it in her arms and her face, compared to months ago.
2) Her hair is awful.
3) Her nails are awful.
4) Her bag is awful.
5) Her bracelet is awful
6) Her 'tan' is awful.

and in reponse to other posts:
1) Rachel Bilson is SO sexy. She's lost a lot of weight too, but she still looks fine. She's beautiful. (And I'm straight.. still think she's hot though.)
2) The bag is ugly. Sorry.

Posted by: paige at 04/21/05 5:55 PM | Reply
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Lindsay - 5 pounds of makeup - skanky clothes = ugly girl in reality.
People just go for boobs and gloss and call it pretty nowadays. Sad.
She looked better with darker reddish hair.

Posted by: Karen at 04/21/05 6:16 PM | Reply
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famous chicks aren't more hot than non-famous chicks just because they're famous. i know girls who way out-hot both lindsey lohan and rachel bilson...for real. whats the question, her hair? doesn't look any different than usual to me...

Posted by: onceler at 04/21/05 6:25 PM | Reply
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how about that bag! it's a beauty and upstaging her in her picture!

Posted by: sticknboots at 04/21/05 6:41 PM | Reply
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Wow Jon way to make yourself into a huge ass. Let me guess to many red heads turn you down?

Posted by: l at 04/21/05 7:27 PM | Reply
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1) Redheads are not disgusting 99 percent of the time
2) Rachel Bilson is hott. I'd definitely do her.
3) She could probably do with a sandwich
4) It takes 2 Lohans to screw in a lightbulb.

Posted by: Ron Mwangaguhunga at 04/21/05 8:22 PM | Reply
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That bag is UGLY... but, I like her purse.
*bu-dum-ching*

Posted by: noah at 04/21/05 8:36 PM | Reply
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forget the hair, her skin is green.

Posted by: bubba at 04/21/05 9:35 PM | Reply
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her hair sucks, but the rest is fine to me. i think you guys bag on her too much.

Posted by: jazmine at 04/21/05 9:39 PM | Reply
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She kind of looks like the Jim Carrey promo pic for Lemony Snicket movie.

Posted by: BAH at 04/21/05 9:48 PM | Reply
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that is one fugly old lady bag...
and the girl is no better

Posted by: t at 04/21/05 10:00 PM | Reply
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amazing... i love it. diss to all that think otherwise. diss.

Posted by: arcade mike at 04/21/05 11:42 PM | Reply
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Jon you are only saying that because you have never been layed by any half decent chick in your life. Redheads are hotter than you will ever be.

Posted by: bob at 04/21/05 11:45 PM | Reply
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ucky.

Posted by: cassie at 04/22/05 12:11 AM | Reply
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She really does look at least in her mid thirties.

Posted by: normal at 04/22/05 1:12 AM | Reply
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I wouldn't even hit it with yours.

Posted by: diz.from.mars at 04/22/05 1:18 AM | Reply
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I don't fucking care and I can't tell the difference.

Posted by: chris at 04/22/05 2:08 AM | Reply
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You guys she looks good and also her lips sims to be back to normal and her outfit is adorable!

Posted by: Gabi at 04/22/05 8:08 AM | Reply
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fuck her hair - has anyone else noticed her old woman hands?? all these pictures of her running them through her "so fab" blonde tresses - and they look like the Crypt Keeper's.
And her fake tan (orange fingers - pasty between) ain't helpin none.

Posted by: chels at 04/22/05 9:00 AM | Reply
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ok Chels i had to check out the hands and you know what?
You´re right! and that fake tan looks weird to!

Posted by: Gabi at 04/22/05 9:25 AM | Reply
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she is cute not hot,there is a big difference.But i guess we can't all get Bruce willis either now can we? oh well!

Posted by: lesbo at 04/22/05 12:02 PM | Reply
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Where did her boobs go? They were huge a couple of months ago, but it seems lately that they are not so huge.

Posted by: cats at 04/22/05 11:15 PM | Reply
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i think that it is stupid when reheads dye their hair blonde . i have redhair and if i even tried something like that, i'd look stupider than her.

Posted by: melanie at 04/23/05 1:47 PM | Reply
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what a terrible idea. redheads shouldn't dye their hair. what a fool.

Posted by: ariel at 04/24/05 11:51 PM | Reply
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Poor dear, nobody ever tells their famous buddies when they look like crap. I'm starting to feel really sorry for her, and it won't be suprising if she DOES star in a Jenna Jameson biopic, she's only a few threads of fabric away from it, anyway.

What the hell's she got on her cell phone, Trident wrappers?!

Posted by: Jenna at 05/10/05 9:55 PM | Reply
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I think everyone should just leave her alone .. she can do whatever she wants, and it seems like she has lost weight the old fashion way of exercise. Most of the times people saw Lindsay in Bulk was around the summer months of 2004. she comes back One year later.. skinner... blonde .. and happier? One year thats enough time to lose some weight , get some new freinds, and party a little bit, JUST like any other growing 18 or 19 year old would be doing. I just think it's sad how people who know absolutely nothing about her can judge her so superficially .. And i think it is really idiotic to expect so much from her . Shes humnan just like us.

Posted by: Jon at 06/06/05 11:53 AM | Reply
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can we say toothpick? she is too skiny and too blonde!

Posted by: felisha at 06/16/05 6:48 PM | Reply
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Why does everyone think Rachel Bilson is so hot? I mean yeah, she's pretty, but she's not THAT pretty.. and I just hate Lindsay.

Posted by: hjvvhj at 08/03/05 10:54 PM | Reply
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I think she's pretty

Prettier than HILARY DUFF anyway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Alyss Heart at 09/19/05 7:15 AM | Reply
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I think she's a beautiful young woman. Hopefully she will get through the party faze without too much permanent damage, and as she matures keep her life on track. It's always sad to see talented people - of any age, anywhere, not just celebs - get caught up in addictive and unhealthy lifestyles. I really loved her kid movies and I do think she's a good actress and very pretty. Now if she can get some grounding away from Hollywood she has a bright future.

Posted by: Magical Me at 06/29/08 12:52 PM | Reply
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