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October 16, 2009

Jemina Pearl Beats Up Heckler About this week's Detroit gig the "I Hate People" singer blogs: "dude fucked up during the last song by flicking lit cigarettes at me. not cool. i kicked his ass, there was blood, and everyone at the show cheered because he sucked." And in her defense the tour is cursed.

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I believe this story as much as I would believe that miley cyrus would do the same thing, and for those who don't do math, that's equal, because they are the same person, right?

Posted by: universal/peace at 10/17/09 1:48 AM  | Reply
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I'm not so sure I'd be so quick to dismiss this story. Ms. Pearl is a bit of a badass.

I was at the Be Your Own Pet show at the Mercury Lounge a couple years ago when she bitch-slapped a big dude who was on stage trying to give her a kiss.

Posted by: FrostBiteBoy  in reply to universal/peace's comment at 10/17/09 11:05 AM  | Reply
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Wow, way to be an anonymous dickface. She could certainly kick your hipster ass.

Posted by: LostTurntable  in reply to universal/peace's comment at 10/17/09 5:33 PM  | Reply
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LOL...Hilarious

Posted by: Drunk Jew at 10/17/09 12:04 PM  | Reply
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Though cheering at someone suffering a head injury IS NOT cool.

Posted by: Drunk Jew at 10/17/09 7:38 PM  | Reply
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YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN.

Posted by: Apple Jack at 10/18/09 1:32 PM  | Reply
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I dunno... when you have to specify "there was blood," I think you're compensating for the fact that you didn't do much, because if she'd actually seriously kicked the guy's ass she'd be downplaying it for fear of a lawsuit or something.

Posted by: Greg at 10/18/09 3:02 PM  | Reply
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kid doesn't even smoke. he wanted to hear turbo fruits. hilarious. were these people even at the show?

Posted by: dumbshit at 10/18/09 6:37 PM  | Reply
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i seriously doubt she 'kicked his ass'. she probably slapped him a bunch and that's it.

video or it didn't happen, basically.

Posted by: chris price at 10/18/09 7:17 PM  | Reply
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She picked a bad day for that event. There was a small child and a large helium balloon missing that day and I was distracted.

Posted by: OldManRock at 10/19/09 10:01 AM  | Reply
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so some guy said something she didn't like and then preceded to physically attack him...and then she admitted as much on the internet for everyone to see. ...brilliant. I guess if the guy files a compliant all of this will be over rather fast.

Posted by: yooooooooooooooo at 10/19/09 11:29 AM  | Reply
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this girl sounds like a knucklehead, maybe one step remioved from violent redneck trash. if a dude attacked an audience member people would be in a huff. but i guess it's ok since she's a girl.

Posted by: skid row fan at 10/19/09 1:12 PM  | Reply
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It was staged. His cousin works for 2:30 Publicity, Jemina Pearl’s publicity company, and he got a spot on the guestlist and paid to yell things and take a beating, though he didn’t think she would actually make him bleed. He probably would have asked for more than the $80 and free drinks he got. That’s why he told me to pick up his glasses if they fell off, and why throughout the show he was dancing to her songs in the very front.

Posted by: Dan M. at 10/20/09 3:32 PM  | Reply
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I think this story is a load of BULL! She knows nothing about fighting - she slapped a drunken wimp at best.

Posted by: Mark at 11/19/09 4:16 PM  | Reply
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