Jennifer Garner's Awesome Great Workout Mix!!
It's not that the tracks on Jennifer Garner's iTunes celebrity playlist are so surprising. Aside from that insipid John Mayer jawn, it's exactly what you'd expect on the iPod of a female action star who wakes up at 4 AM to practice Tae Kwon Do and suck down egg whites. But the commentary ... ugh, I dunno, maybe her niece wrote it? I'm not gonna call her stupid (she could easily kick my ass!), but I know how y'all love to argue about celebrity grammar...
JENNIFER GARNER'S "WORKOUT MIX"
1. Outkast "The Way You Move"
"this is a great song to either warm up to or cool down to. it makes me really want to move!"
2. John Mayer "Daughters"
"john mayer is one of my favorites so i had to include him in my workout mix!"
3. Alicia Keys "Fallin'"
"she is so talented! i love how she plays the piano. and her voice is incredible!!"
4. Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"
"this is a great song to workout to! It really gets me going. and the video is awesome."
5. Beyonce "Crazy In Love"
"this song really gets me going!! it makes you want to dance."
6. Justin Timberlake "Rock Your Body"
"anything justin timberlake is good to work out to!! and I love the beat to this song!"
7. Maroon 5 "This Love"
"i really like this song. maroon 5 is a great group and it's a good song to sing along to."
8. Pink "Get The Party Started"
"this song is just so fun. she makes me really want to move when i hear it!"
9. Usher "Yeah"
"this is a great song for working out!! and usher is an amazing dancer."
10. Destiny's Child "Lose My Breath"
"this is a great new song. all these girls are so talented!!"
Posted at 2:04 PM
Tags: John Mayer | Justin Timberlake | Outkast
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hahahaha. thanks. i was waiting for you to blog this. it's so out of control i can barely believe it.
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christ, it looks like her publicist wrote it or it reads like a transcript from a "Kidz Bob" CD commercial.
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Been hoping to see you blog about this. Saw this on iTunes last week and had to read it. Big fan of hers (albeit a bigger JJ Abrahms fan) since the Felicity days (does that negate anything I say after this?) The roommate and I were shocked (shocked!) at the infantile descriptions. Our only thought was that someone in PR must have written it for her. She just cant be that vapid. And then we remembered, she is dating Ben. Maybe she did write that. Oh please, dont let it be true. Its too much to accept about her at once.
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jeeze, it looks like her publicist wrote it or it reads like a transcript from a "Kidz Bob" CD commercial.
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Jennifer, the exclamation point police are on their way...
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My guess is her publicist sat there and jotted down notes while Jennifer rambled on. I doubt she sat down and thoughtfully typed it out. I hope not anyway. Actresses...
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On the other hand, as my friend Gregory pointed out, someone at Apple actually has *good* taste:
http://images.apple.com/ipodshuffle/images/syncitunes20050111.gif
3 cheers for the Divine Comedy!
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I wonder if these songs make her want to move? Or if they really get her going? If only there was a way to find out...
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im sorry but "Fallin" as a workout song??? What kind of workout is she doing? Or is that one for when she is doing Ben?
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She is just getting over a serious viral infection that was so bad she had to cancel her SNL appearance this weekend. At least, that's the excuse I'm going to use because I just can't believe it otherwise.
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She is just getting over a serious viral infection that was so bad she had to cancel her SNL appearance this weekend. At least, that's the excuse I'm going to use because I just can't believe it otherwise.
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I'd totally bet money she's got a J.Lo song hidden in there somewhere.
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I've been waiting for you to comment on her playlist since last week!!
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Hey, where's that Jet song that opened the Ailias season premiere last week? Isn't she contractually obligated to mention how totally great it is and how it really gets her going??
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Jesus Christ, I misspelled "Alias."
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i really love jennifer garner's playlist. it is so talented!! and incredible!! it really gets me going!! and it's so talented.
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"It's got a great beat and you can dance to it!" heh
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Speaking of workout music and John Mayer, that damn "Daughters" song is on the radio station they tune into at the gym every night when I'm just about to leave. Which, now that I think about it, is very appropriate.
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"it's incredible!"
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She went to Denison and I think graduated with honors in Chemistry... so she can't be all that dumb. I bet she did the whole rambling out loud to an assistant deal and completed the whole thing in less than two minutes. Or she did it on a blackberry and didn't feel like typing complete sentences.
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Sounds like a list of the songs that I hate most.
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I think it's wrong to assume the comments were written by a publicist. Wouldn't the publicist want Jen to look a little more intelligent than that? I'm going with the blackberry hypothesis on this one ...
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This is SUCH a generic playlist! For some reason, I expected more creativity from her and I am sadly dissapointed. She is probably just too busy these days to sit down and listen to stuff she doesn't necessarily hear on KISS FM.
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I listen to even worse when I work out. It's typically music picked for that one, highly specialized setting. I'm not going to admit the full extent of it, but it includes the Venga Boys and a lot of Donna Summer (and I don't mean the white DJ dude).
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Holy crap this is the most ridiculous list of music ever! Incredibly ridiculous!! Ridiculous!!! Did I just repeat myself? I'm so talented!!!!
I wonder if JenGa's ever considered writing music reviews for Star Magazine? That's really the only thing that's missing from it, content-wise, anyway. That and more Paris Hilton. Wait; is Paris Hilton's list on iTunes?
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Maybe she thought she would be clever and write these as her 13 Going On 30 character.
Or not.
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This isn't a playlist, it's the radio.
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this is such a great new post! it really gets me going when i read it!!! so talented!!
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yawn. how boring.
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I have no idea who this bird is, but she's clearly a fucking retard.
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Damn, too many people beat me to mocking the whole "it really gets me going!!" thing.
Well, I dunno, maybe it does, y'know, make her wanna, um... kinda ... move? Yes, course it does.
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breathe easy stereogummers. after i found out how many exclamation points my niece used in my descriptions i kicked her throat and hit her in the face with a suitcase (one of the silver ones, obvs).
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Had she put down Franz Ferdinand or the Arcade Fire or some other indie-approved list, you'd all be ragging on her for hiring someone else to fill out the list.
Besides, being smart and liking obscure music are not one in the same. Compare it to cuisine. Plenty of smart people eat pretty lame and uninteresting food because they just don't care about cuisine to the same level that dyed in the wool foodies do. It goes the same for music, some very smart people just don't care about music the same way you or I do, and that doesn't make them any less smart.
It hurts the ego of music elitists to think that what separates them from the hoi poloi is fundamentally as self-selecting as what separates the fashionable from the gauche.
And thinking about that really gets me going.
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She sounds like a person who doesn't have time to spend endless hours finding obscure, yet totally cool, bands to workout to. Her musical taste bores you? Pretentious musical superiority probably bores her.
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What I like to hear is Fez's make-out playlist. It's got to be good to get all those honeys. C'mon, he's some sort of right of passage for celebriteens!
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I'm supprised she didn't have a Dave Matthews Band song on that list! Now what would really be funny is if she had a J.Lo song on that playlist!
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Glad to see someone(s) else has the same viewpoint on this!
As I wrote to a friend of mine about this a couple of weeks ago, "She may be cute (okay, hot), but she seems to be an idiot. This
is like taking musical advice from a deaf, dumb, and blind supermodel."
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm SOOOOOO buying that playlist, like, it's sooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 bucks and I too can jam out like jenga!
jenga. now that's funny.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sarah and topher, i completely agree with both of your posts, however, i think the main issue here is what she wrote in the comments section. yikes.
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Jenn's picks do suck ass but..... THATS OKAY!....she is HOT enough to listen to oh I don't know....Lawrence Welk.....and I STILL would love her....even elevator music....etc.
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Jenn's picks do suck ass but..... THATS OKAY!....she is HOT enough to listen to oh I don't know....Lawrence Welk.....and I STILL would love her....even elevator music....etc.
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Sasefina - My point is that if something's not that important to you, you're probably not going to write something very intelligent about it.
For instance: I, as a non-foodie, would probably write out a food menu that went something like this:
Peanut Butter and Jelly: Love it, totally gets me going....Especially with Milk!!!
Cereal: Really gets me going in the morning... Especially with Milk!!!!
Ramen Noodles: Really makes me want to move...to China!!! Gets me going.
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LOL! I can't open the link and it's just as well..same shit that plays on the radio every 4 minutes...
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Yes Topher, and those chefs that put the spices in the seasoning packet, just so talented!
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Jennifer wrote: "breathe easy stereogummers. after i found out how many exclamation points my niece used in my descriptions i kicked her throat and hit her in the face with a suitcase (one of the silver ones, obvs)."
OMFG!!!!11 JENNIFER I SOOOOO LUUUURVE YOU!!!!11 LIKE, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! OF ALL THE PLACES ON THE INTERNET I COME ACROSS A BLOG THAT YOU WROTE ON!!!11 I LOVE YOU JENNIFER!!!!!11 I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!
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You all should be ashamed of yourself. Who cares what someone likes or disklikes or how they describe it. How would you like it if someone was allowed to see something that you wrote and then attacked you for it. Maybe that's just the way she likes to describe things. Maybe that is the way she really talks. Who cares. You know what's wrong with a lot of people these days - especially people like you? You have to attack everything and everyone. You don't know how to build people up or be positve. Brood of vipers!
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Wow . . . that really just may be the worst playlist ever, accompanied by the worst descriptions ever! Sorry to see that Jennifer must have hurt her pinkies so badly that she can't use the Shift key.
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Brood of vipers?? Say whatnow? Hey, I don't change the channel once 'Lost' is over. I saw '13 Going On 30'. I... uh, read the US Weekly with Jen and Ben on the cover.
A brood of vipers? I mean, really.
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Man, can you guys talk or what! Who cares how she described the music? Somebody asked for a playlist and she gave one. Just be grateful she even bothered whereas so many celebs wouldn't. I can honestly say if I had as many interviews as she did I wouldn't get too enthusiastic about commenting on why I like a certain song. She most likely wrote it at 4am when she got home from work after kicking so many guys asses on set. Give her a break! If you want to pick on someone, go look in the mirror!!
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It's too bad for her that she didn't just say "I use iTunes." If that's all she said, all of you Mac whores would be touting her as the hippest celebrity ever.
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Bless her heart.
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I love how the people, especially the female variety, who try to defend Garner do it by saying, "She's just obviously too cool and busy working hard in the industry to write intelligible sentences." Sweet, so you're saying she needs a good deal of time to write a couple of non-retarded sentences. Time to listen to some Rufus Wainwright...because he's so talented and makes me wanna dance!!! (sorry, I had to...and I know, Rufus isn't that great...so sue me)
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i thinks jgar needs to check out the derek zoolander center for kids who can't read good
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I know I'm way late here and no one's even reading the comments anymore.
But Topher, would you really? Or would you say, "Well, I'm not really into food, so maybe I'm not the best candidate?" And then if your publicist FORCED you to because OMG, the cross-promotion of Alias and Apple!, would you REALLY write such idiotic comments for each menu item? I've acutally seen some playlists with no commentary on each song, just a little blurb at the top, so she could have said, "Here's a list of songs that gets me going!" Surely a better option.
I'm sorry, I have a lot of respect for Ms. Garner in general, but the playlist makes her look like an idiot, just like a playlist of Arcade Fire and Joanna Newsom songs with "OMG, my favorite band no one's ever heard of except hipsters!" would.
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OMG, aren't we all meant to be fans here? It's just her opinion on what songs she likes...geez. I like most of those songs too, I mean, what's wrong with John Mayer???
Go Jennifer, u rock!!!
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It's a "workout" song list you pretentious ninnies. Get off of your high horses and let the girl have something to work out to. For crying out loud, it's for exercising, not debating the future of democracy in the third world. Sef righteous pricks.
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Hi i just want Jennifer Garner's email so i can talk to her I am a big fan.
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hi, i would really like to get her home address or e-mail or some way of getting into contact with her. i need to talk to her about something important and i am a huge fan.
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i want to know Jennifer Garner's email address do send it a card for her's burthday
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At first I laughed, but then I felt bad. I mean, here is a woman who clearly loves to dance and workout.
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Give her a break...its just music, for crying out loud.
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wow ... i'm even more unimpressed with her looks that her music tastes ...
i think she's really average looking and Alias started sucking when they didn't kill off Vaughn at the end of season one and started making her hooch it up every show
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Hey Jen you look like a dude & Ben is a royal fag.
In addition I think this playlist if fucing terrific this is exactly what I listen to when I am exposing myself to senior citizens!!!!
Great tunes for good times.
Im going to cook a Manwich for dinner.
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THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE,SERIOUSLY YOU DONT WANT SLOW KIDDY SONGS WHEN UR LIFTING U WANT FAST UP BEET SONGS THAT GET YOUR ADRENALIN GOING. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!
-J-UNIT
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THIS IS HORRIBLE,SERIOUSLY YOU DONT WANT SLOW KIDDY SONGS WHEN UR LIFTING U WANT FAST UP BEET SONGS THAT GET YOUR ADRENALIN GOING. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!
-J-UNIT
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did i mention that it gets me moving?
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fuck you MITCH! I'll kick your white ass cause ate Micheal Jackson's ass like you had diabeties and his bowels had insulin! biatch! and don't come fighting me at Martin Luthor Kingt steet Seattle. AI am a golden glove boxer,crack shot with a magnum. and Master of Tae Kwon Doe so back your punk ass of this site! but Jen is a bitch! Ben knocked her up!
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I agree! Mitch is a fucking faggot!
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Is this a fansite or a critic board? ... Whether it's her publicist or neice or herself or whomever wrote it's their business.... I'm sure if she ever gets a chance to read your comments she would be hurt to find that her fans call her an idiot.
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She's an actor guys, that's not a real job, why wouldn't she have time to write a few sentences on songs that "make her move?" Also, why would you assume that her publicist wrote it, her publicist is likely to be a lot smarter than she is.
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someone wrote about commenting and criticizing people's playlists. and how we're all a "brood of vipers".
well, you're not much better hanging around all of us. news flash: THAT'S THE POINT OF SITES LIKE THIS! make fun of other people. like Eminem says, "it's just stuff you do in your living room." that idea doesn't make Eminem any less shitty, but come on people. you have to come down hard on celebrities because we're all jealous we don't look like them (although people often do tell me I look exactly like JenGa, circa 13 going on 30 mostly - we don't have simliar musical tastes, though) and we don't have their money.
bashing celebrities is not only a favourite pasttime of mine, but also one of the last family bonding activities I have with my mom and brother. please, don't take that away from me with any piddling, "let's have sympathy on her for having such pedestrian tastes." when you've got the world at your fingertips, sometimes you're expected to find better things than that which you just flip on from the radio.
/end.
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Sweet!
I am so totally going to download that playlist. And wake up and work out at the same time she does. I can be just like her!!!! Incredible! So talented!
It would have been hilarious if she had Slayer, and Pantera on her playlist.
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i am changing the name of the band to 'brood of vipers'... how unique.
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fuck you emily you cunt! Eminem's da bomb!
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Aight I'm sorry. I just don't like Mitch or jennifer Garner. jennifer garner isa bitch. I'm in my sophmore year so maybe I don't know her that well but she's a hoe.
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I don't see what ya'll are argueing about!I aint into jennifer garner I'm into beyonce
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you can call me a wetback if you want. I am one! but still jennifer garner is a slut and I know more martial arts than she does!
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I love you Jennifer Garner. You are so pretty. In red and black clothes. I like the movie Elektra, and those sivs that you kick butt with. Will you marry me? please?
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I love you Elektra
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I am the flaming faggot who licks the glistening poop from your anus! I am not attracted to females but I would love for jennifer garner to get butt naked (Because she looks like a man.)and I want her to take a shit on my chest! I would eat that turd and kiss my butt buddy ben affleck with it in my mouth!
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fuck racists on July 3, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
Comment: Fuck racists of all kinds:
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whites
mexicans
asians
Stupid fucking 14 year old try to repeat shit they heard their grandpa said. Well its too fucking bad we live in an age where you racist bastards can’t do shit or you’ll get your ass fucking kicked.
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Ho Ho Ho! We got some racist fucks in this here! Well santa's gonna ram his merry white dick up your ass till u fart out red turds! Ho Ho Ho fuckers!
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I am a flaming dyke. I hate Eminem! Always talking shit about us gays! All I listen to is rock! Rap and Rock have themes like rap having the gangster theme and rock having the theme about worshipping the devil! I licked the poop from Eminem's ass! He ate the pubic hairs off my cunt!
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Jennifer Garner is my favorite actress. i think she is so B.E.A.UTIFUL.im not gay.just to let you know. but i justed wanted to tell you that jen.god bless you,ben and your new baby girl violet.much ALOHA from honolulu,hawaii(waianae/ewa beach)my nickname is maka. last name is liana.im hawaiian.i LOVE your show ALIAS.so does my mom.if you ever come to honolulu,hawaii for vacation i hope you enjoy yourself. P.S I HOPE YOU READ THIS!!!
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Ho Ho Ho! We have some racist virgins! Well u will be virgins no more! Santa's gonna ram his merry dick up your ass till u fart out red turds!
Ho Ho Ho bitch!
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First word, excrement
Exclimate, is that what you said?
My next defense, against these extra men
Who try to step to me and wanna have sex again
(Vaseline)
You little sickass, I’ll spray em with gasoline
They try to jack me off with Vaseline
My ass is mean, I smash your spleen
When I crash the scene
(Cell phone)
With a cell phone, now who the hell is home?
Y’all can’t tell Paul how to throw me words
(Animal crackers)
Cause animal crackers is what I do when I eat MC’s like a cannibal backwards
Ha ha, I got it, that’s not it
Fake rappers been spotted
(Broken headphones)
Like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home
You get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones
So I ain’t trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother
(Stretch Armstrong)
Stretch Armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that I be drumming
Running with this shit when I kick a bitch in the stomach
And star wars, this car’s a Taurus
Yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause I’m drunk off
(Peanut butter)
Off peanut butter, you see my dick and you start to stutter
Start to utter, words that you shouldn’t utter
(Mark Whalberg)
Cause Mark Whalberg is a small turd, and I’ma step on him like dogshit
A fore fist, so rappers just get off it, I come across with
(Pulp fiction)
With pulp fiction, yo I’ll eat you like a big gulp addiction
Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises(?)
Got brain damage, I’m dumber than rain man is
There’s mayonnaise on this, I need a plain sandwich
Hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none
(Fresh vegetables)
With fresh vegetables, my testicles are hanging off to the left of you
You’re bisexual, and there’s a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that I
be-
(Preparation H)
Preparation H, you didn’t even let me finish my rhyme
Just shut up for one more time, while I just shine, on this
Microphone, cause I’ma be honest, any MC who tries to step to this
I’m making you a promise, that what? Give me a word
(Nostradamus)
That Nostradamus is blowing up your house, killing your foster mammas
And coming back to get your parents, well I have it
These rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold
Rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole
(Times Square)
In Times Square, I got blonde hair, I’m higher than con air
Rappers don’t want to see me, I’ll butt fuck Goldie Hawn bare
In a lawn chair, cause I’m there
(Kurt Russell)
With Kurt Russell, saying “come here Goldie, you want my love muscle?”
I know you want it, I get blunted, then I
Kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees
(Taxicab)
With a taxicab, I’ll smack a bitch with a maxi pad
Where we going? Don’t ask me dad
Leave me alone, I’m not trying, to even hear you
Dad, I hope you’re fucking dying, off this porno mag
Yo, did you see my ad? Yo, wait a minute, did you see my ass?
Is what I meant to say, I meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary
For the century, Slim Shady’s is gonna be the illest
(Flamingos)
What? Flamingos? My mother goes out and plays bingo
Every single day, at the bingo hall, that’s why my dick is single, small
Didn’t blow up, just don’t give a what? A cuff?
Didn’t blow up, just don’t give a what? A cuff?
(DT’s fired)
But DT’s fired, he’s retired, he’s not hired, yo plus I’m tired
Of bus