Jessica Simpson & Bam Margera Featuring Willie Nelson
What I gleaned from the blogosphere...
Phil Margera (Celebrity Fit Club 2) told a Philly radio station that his son Bam (Viva La Bam) banged Jessica Simpson (Newlyweds). Bam's ex-girlfriend Jen then phoned in the station to confirm the affair, as well as one Jess had with Dukes Of Hazzard co-star Johnny Knoxville. Perez has more details.
But you know me ... it's all about the MP3.
Jessica Simpson - "These Boots Were Made For Walking (Live)" (MP3)
Auto-erotic video TK:
Care to comment, E!?
Posted at 5:38 PM
Tags: Jessica Simpson
Here's the MP3 of it:
http://www.q102.com/ver2/citms/citms.html
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I think the most important part of this article is that there is going to be a Celebrity Fit Club 2 and Phil Margera is going to be on it.
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ok that live cover is HORRIBLE. Am I the only one who can't fucking stand jessica simpson's breathy, annoying singing? Not to mention what's going on with her neck and the weird chicken-head movements.
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The General Lee is such a hottt car, I wish that skank wasn't hanging all over it, soapy and shit. Whataturnoff?!
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I'd do Bam.
And that's all I gotta contribute.
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So disappointed in Bam. Then again, should I have really expected better from those guys?
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The second picture of Simpson is Nipple-tastic!
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but he's so short in person
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Yup Gummer we sure need cholorine in the gene pool don't we! first the federlines and now this....the horror!!!
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I interviewed Bam when the Jackass movie came out in the UK, he was a really nice bloke. Invited me to the premiere and was generally good to chat to. In my eyes, top bloke. Doesn't seem to have come out of this well though does he? So Ryan Dunn, Dicamillo and what not are just employees of the Margera clan, as if that wasn't obvious. Hope Jen and Bam find a bit of peace and Phil doesn't find a piece of cake in Celebrity Fit Club
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the flaw in the story. they supposedly met at a Hem concert. how exactley does someone "grind up" on another person at a Hem concert? And what are the chances that either of these people would be at a Hem concert??
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I think Perez meant a Him concert, Him being Bam's favorite band. Not that this explains the grinding up bit or why Jessica was there.
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Can't stand her live. When she sings, she's trying so damn hard no one can understand what the fuck she's singing about and she seriously cannot dance. But, I don't know her so I don't care if she wants to add slut to that list of truths. But all things considered, she's hot as hell. And comming from a blonde, I wish I looked like her. Anyone know where I can get that video?
And for the record, the story does sound like a little sweet revenge to me. Fresh breakup....boyfriend cheated on you repeatedly....was in the same place as JS and wants to sleep with her...think no further.
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I want to see that email Jen has.
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One sleepless night, I caught Bam's stupid show on MTV2. I swear, fatigue goggles are just as bad as beer goggles, 'cause I found him strangely hot.
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He's wearing a Turbonegro cap. I think that counts for something, doesn't it?
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With all the faux grunting and twangy affectation, Jessica makes Britney sound like Pavarotti.
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Jessica is still sexy. GRRRR!
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which came first: the paris hilton carl burger commercial or this?
her vocal "stylings" annoy the fucking hell outta me. does she really think it's cute (or even GOOD singing) to sound like an 8 year old whining and heaving. i second that, heather. britney's voice is starting to sound good as jessica simpson gets more and more outta control.
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Gummer, new Aquabats due out tuesday, might get your groove on to them on your way to trashville.....anything to get your mind off this madness
The Aquabats - Charge (2005)
http://www.masskiller.com/The_Aquabats-Charge-(Advance)-2005-KzT.rar
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No matter what bam did i still think he is so hot and he still rocks .
that is his buisness who he wants to fuck and yall jus need to stay out of it.
jen and phil just need to keep their mouth shut.
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i find him strangely appealing, too - i would bam him in a second. why is that??? i think it is his bad boy smirk// plus he is always up to no good, yet he still hangs out with his parents.
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..and nobody would bang jessica simpson?
come on!
did you see those nipples!?
I'm quite surprised by all of this.
I always thought 'Bam' was into men..
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damn bam!
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Does anyone know where I can get a mp3 of Feist's Mushaboom? thx
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SCOTT you gotta let the foo fighters marry you.
http://goldenfiddle.com/2005/06/05/all-the-foo-thats-fit-to-fight/#more-358
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Him sucks
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It's so nice to see horse faced women getting the credit and accolades they deserve. No longer must they objectify themselves — oh wait.
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She looks so much like Daisy Duke what with the blond hair and all.
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What the dealio with the goth dude behind Jessica in the photo of her and Bam?
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Jessica Simpson is a pure example of not getting out and experimenting with other men before marrying the "one." You will get curious and will cheat. Get it out of your system, then marry the "one."
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I totally agree. Jessica's behaviour illustrates that it's really not as good idea to remain a virgin before marriage. She should have dated many guys before commiting to a lifetime union with this ugly cow of a husband she has. She can score any men she wants so I'm not really surprised to hear all those cheating rumors. It must be hard to resist the temptation to bang every hot guy in Tinseltown.We can't blame her for creeping on the d-l but she should divorce Nick cuz the poor guy looks like a fool right now.
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I don't about Bam, but Jessica's burger definitely visited Knoxville. A little birdy told me Johnny was bragging about hitting that shit to his hair stylist. Apparently fucking Jessica is like fucking a corpse.
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This is so funny. Poor Jess, remaining a virgin for all these years and marrying an ugly cow made her so horny she can't even stay home and be quiet. Now, she's trying to make it up for the lost time by banging every attactive celebrity bad boy she meets. But she forgot one thing: guys like Bam or Knoxville won't keep their mouth shut. They're your typical f$%k & tell guys. They won't wait to share their bedroom scores with their friends, their family and....the world. Jessica's reputation is forever stained because it's one thing to sleep around, but playing and humiliating your husband in front of everyone is another thing.....
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Man I love Jessica Simpson. She is hot and i would root her any day of the week. And singing man it's beautiful. And whoever says otherwise well their nobs, yeah thats right you are all nobs.
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ewwwwww. what kind of twangy hell was that. back when the Brit-tit was overly famous i use to route for jess because she could actually sing and wasn't a whore. although i still think britbot can't sing for shit - jess is overdoing it with that mess. kind-of tina turnerish.
i personally don't believe that she did it with bam or johnny knoxville. i don't think she's never cheated, but with them is a stretch.
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Maybe she was trying to out "rawk" Asslee by going to a HIM show and hooking up with Knoxville and Bam.
Gotta agree with Rachel there is something strangely sexy about Bam.
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Bam is kind of attractive. He's not a classic beauty but there's definitely something about him. Have you guys noticed how much he looks like his mother?
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there were acusations that Jen was drunk during the radio call in. She sure as shit doesnt sound drunk to me.
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u guys bam is like the most awesome!!! u know it ---> i agree that HIM sux but u know that doesnt matter Bam is freakin hott!!!! omg i loved him in that movie Grind!!! I LoVe BaM MarGeRA but i dont know how Jess is gonna get herself out of this one! (i think she should like just leave lil NICKEY and have some fun) ROCK ON!!!
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i love u gabe!
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Hey! I just got my STAR magazine today in the mail with that exact same pose of Jessica in the bikini, and yet it's nippletastic features were erased! What gives?!
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i'm like so devistated i love jess but fucking my husband is totally lik out of line i hate her but i love her i hope me and bam can sort this out!
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I'd screw bam. who wouldn't. to tell the truth i kida feel sorry for jenn and then i dont. i never really liked jenn and bam is sexy.
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My brother- in- law, who is in a band called isabelle's gift, played a show with Bloodhound Gang in NC 2 months ago was told by Jared (of Bloodhound Gang) who is personal friends of both Johny Knoxville and Bam Margera told him who in turn told me of this affair. personally I was not surprised. Oh yeah and HIM does not suck!
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hey stupid fucks, get a clue.
money & marketing drive hollywood.
controversey = marketing
geeze...
mr. & mrs. smith - brangelina
war of the worlds - tomkat
dukes of hazzard - bamssica
timed with the release of a movie... controversy arrouses interest. interest that gets you idiots sitting around wasting your fucking time worrying about shit that you shouldn't, all the while you can't wait to see the controversial individuals latest flick as soon as you can. i know i striked a nerve in probably 75% of you.... no wait, i work in television too, & i know i am giving out too much credit. i'd say it be more like 25% of you... if lucky. get your own life together and stop wasting your time worrying about the latest - who's banging who going on in hollyweird!
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Jessica is ugly!!!!!!! Much other girls are sexier than Jessica!!!!!!! I'm sory Nick (Jesicas husband)!!!!!!!! She is a fucking slut!!!!! I hate she!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok maybe Clint is right. This whole thing did come out right before Dukes of Hazard and Phil that is gonna be in Celeberty Fit Club 2 might laso be getting the publicity he needs. I like Jenn and I like Bam, never have I liked Jessica but maybe, just maybe this whole thing be true. Jessica is fine as fuck and all u know it but i wouldnt touch her im scared ill catch the stupid. as for her sister , i wounder what she thinks about all this, jessica goign for her hot skater guys and all. hmm maybe a conversation could come up there. Even if this isnt true it sure does make a hell of a good story. By the way HIM is amazing all you idiots who say they suck can burn in bloody hell. : )
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eh i dont think jessica simpson banged either of those 2 hotties bc fo real shes way to goodie goodie and she isnt a real good liar and in all seriousness Jessica simpson is pretty,nice,and has oh u know morals i dont think Bam or Johnny would want a moral girl thats exactly why bam fucked jenn all the time Jenn is just being a lil ho bc her fiancee dumped her and he prolly wanted a rise outta her and said that shit and Jenn is just being a lil bitch like she always is Jenn can just fuck off shes shouldent have even been in that sex tape for fucks sake bams DAD and bam woulda looked better together in that sex tape psh jenns a ho jessica is awesum and bam and johnny are just fine as hell
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i figure nick must have the dick of death or something, he has turned her out...unless iots just popularity that changess people...i mean the whole simpson clan were all a bunch of nice christian little do-gooders just a few years back...but now look at 'em all..even papa preacher joe...all just gotten a bit FREAKY!!!
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http://www.ghettopoly.com
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Jenn didn't deserve that crap from Bam, atleast not after 7 years and a supposed engagement ring. You could tell something was up with Jessica because on a Newlywed's show during Christmas she wore a BAM hoodie with a Heartagram on the back... And btw HIM freaking rocks!
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Without fail, each new song Jessica comes out with sounds nastier and nastier. Someone said it perfectly earlier when they said she sounds like an "8 year old whining and heaving." And to me, when she tries to hit those high notes, she sounds like a yowling cat. And dear lord whats with her face in that video?!?!?! Sure she's always had a hideous face with that man chin of hers and those freaky bulgy eyes, but now she looks like a 40 year old crackwhore that was repeatedly beaten on the face with a dead fish for 6 hours. And then tried to hide the evidence with makeup that consisted of donkey manure and dog throw up. And it's really annoying to see her shaking her ass around that car when it looks flat and ugly. Jessica sure has come a long way from the cute christian girl that inspired a lot of people into believing that young girls don't have to whore their bodies out to get attention. Haha guess not. Celebrities are fucking monkeys man. They don't do any sort of shit the homeless guy down the street can't do. Losers. But I guess I shouldn't be so annoyed. Living a life where you can have whatever you want must get severely old really fast... things lose their value if they're easily attainable.
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remember you guys... you saw it created here, by me first.
'BAMSSICA'
why do y'all HATE so much by the way? seriously HEATHER, you have too much time on your hands! the fact that you can sit there and describe someone who you have never met & someone who has never done a thing to you as a "she's always had a hideous face with that man chin of hers and those freaky bulgy eyes, but now she looks like a 40 year old crackwhore that was repeatedly beaten on the face with a dead fish for 6 hours. And then tried to hide the evidence with makeup that consisted of donkey manure and dog throw up" I think is a little bit absurd. I'll bet you live in a place like SOUTH DAKOTA or something.... why don't you post a picture of yourself & see what I can come up with to describe you (someone who I have never met nor has ever done anything to me)! such a hater.
that goes for the rest of you jealous morons...
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Hey Jessica if you look at this a guy in Iowa will bang you,:) I give you my O face
OOO OO OOOOO
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Hey Jessica if you look at this a guy in Iowa will bang you,:) I give you my O face
OOO OO OOOOO
Cold Play Rules
and DMB
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Hey Jessica if you look at this a guy in Iowa will bang you, He will give you his O face
OOOO OO OOOO
Cold Play rules
and DMB
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i am mortified. i thought johnny knoxville at least had more class. have you seen bam's (x)girlfriend jen? she is gorgeous and a genuine person, unlike the superficial horse face simpson. the guys MUST have been drunk outta their minds. this is yet another reason not to bother viewing the dukes of hazard. *thinks* isn't knowxville still married with a daughter?
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i am mortified. i thought johnny knoxville at least had more class. have you seen bam's (x)girlfriend jen? she is gorgeous and a genuine person, unlike the superficial horse face simpson. the guys MUST have been drunk outta their minds. this is yet another reason not to bother viewing the dukes of hazard. *thinks* isn't knoxville still married with a daughter?
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ii L0VE BAM !! I think Bam is totally gorgeous!! i would bang him every second of the day all the time!! i dont care about what anyone else says, he can fuck anyone he wants. But i think Bam definatly could have done better than jessica.
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Ok here's what happened. Brit= Outta the picture for a while, that means her spot of being Hollywood's #1 Celebrity Slut is up for grabs. Linsay Lohan looked to take that position, but she opted for starving herself and dying her hair that ungodly color thats looks about fake as her breasts.
Im sorry anyone who's gulliable to believe Simpson is sweet and innocent is stupid, thats just how MTV portrays her to make $$. Hollywood is all about $$ and finding ways to make it.
In addition, Its WAY obvious she and Nick are broken up.
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If Jessica did do Bam Then what a whore she is..aha..lol ;) but I mean if she wasnt with nick then i mean i would be like go for it girl hes so hot and i would do him myself..lol..
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hey clint,
for someone that thinks talking about celebrities and others they don't know is a waste of time, you spend an awful lot of time right here doing that very thing. And on a Sat. night, no less.
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i hate you paul
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she did it> she wanted some strange dick cause she hasn't had anyone else She did it
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I don't think its true.Even if it is, I don't blame Jessica becuz Bam is fuckin hott and I would have done the same, but I think he could have done better than Jess.Besides, why would Jenn and Phil lie?
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jessica simpson is so fucking beautiful, if she did sleep with bam or johnny ( i believe she didn't) how did some fucking conversewearing punk ass skaters get such a fine woman
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I think JS deserves a little credit. Bam is HOT and shes atuck with that pussyass boyband pretty boy Nick, If it were me it would be a no brainer, Bam or Nick? the answer should always be Bam, In fact I used to hate the mole, but now Im starting to think she might not be the prissy skank as I first thought..She might even be smarter than she looks.
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It would be great if to try and "out rock" her sister Ashlee hooks up with Wee-Man!
Or if Jessica's next conquest if Wee-man
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Anyone and I mean anyone has to be GAY is they think beyond her fat titties that she is hot. Puh-leeze even her own father said she has a body like him meaning that except for those titties she looks like a freakin man in all the other parts. I have watched the shows with Bam and Johnny....all I have to say is there is a fair amount of gayness on those sets with those boys always touching eachother and crap. So it doesnt suprise me they would find the next best thing to a man to F@#%, Jessica Simpson...as without those fat titties she would look just like a dude trying to dress like a woman..
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If Bam fucked Jessica he would have had to get cpr 'cos just about anyman's heart would give out at the effort to please that hot little mama. I mean what man comes near to being as physically perfect as Jessica... certainly not that wimpy husband , Nick. Jess needs a real man !
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Bam you are hot..i love it when you wear your him jacket no shirt...and black hat and black scarf...damn...the things i would do to you...it doesnt get any better than that...luv your greatest fan
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HIM DO NOT SUCK! personaly i think it aint true im sure they said sommit on Radio Bam about it not being true... i dont know... maybe im wroung.. but oh well.. jessica annoys me a bit from seeing her on her show Newlyweds but i dont know her in person so i cant say i h8 her.
Bam is cute! its his lil grin i like! lol.
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Personally, I don't care much about the whole bam/jess hook up thing, its the fact that Jenn said the whole show was fake that really pisses me off.I like Bam & I think that its all a bunch of bullsh*t. but if it is true that the Viva La Bam's fake then i have another reason to go suicidal.I hope that Bam & Jenn patch things up, Nick & Jess patch things up,and that Viva La Bam isn't fake.
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BAM MARGERA IS SOO FUCKIN SEXY!!
AND JESSICA AINT NUTHIN BUT A SLUT
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hey lbtmc....
look who's talking! my night doesn't start 'til around 10:00pm biiiyyyyaaaaccchhhh.
the point of this board is to share our opinions on bamssica, not on each other. great entry by the way.... where are you living montana? southern california is the center of the universe, come back to this board when you are sober & actually can share an intelligent point of view unlike half these other idiots.
eat my ass by the way, too.
clint rocks the universe
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by the way sorry to inform you haters but my buddy nick has taken jessica away on a little tropical island vacation to get their family started. all the while bam is back in pennsylvania further damaging himself by the radioactive three mile island... what a f'n retard... just like the rest of you bam lovers. little do you guys know that in about 5 years bam will make don vito look like paul walker.... hahaha
clint rocks the universe
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i'd do bam coz he is soooooooooo fit and any1 who says he aint they need there eyes testin... and i wanna kill jessica little ho
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omg as if bam would fuck jessica- dus he want aids? and ne1 who says he is ugly seriously needs to get their eyes testing. BAM RULES!
Oh yeah and HIM so do not suck
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What is evri 1s problem with Bam. He is ace and its up to him who he wants to fuck. I feel sorry for Jenn tho. And what the fuck was Jessica Simpson doin at a HIM concert?! Shes just a little slag who needs to crawl under woteva rock she came from. LONG LIVE BAM !!!!!!
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fuck u, clit!!!!! u need 2 get a life n stop avin s go at bam when he is better than nick!!! and what is every1's prob wiv bam anyways he aint done anythin wrong, at least he can get a fuck unlike most ov u Bam haters
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Fuck you Clint you prick. Nick is gay with a small dick and Bam probably fucks more ppl in a week than nick would in a year.
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hi its hannahs m8 gemma you go gal fuck u clint u knob .... Bam rulesssssssssss!!!!
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Hey Gemma. bAM RULES N VIVA LA BAM IS ACE
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ha hannah im in drama and i just thought i would say hi n this lession is shit lol anyway jessica is A FUCKIN ho but i wish i woz her so i could do Bam oh yh n HIM rocks too :)
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u go tasha!!! i like Bam's smile to he is dead cute!! and HIM do not suck and rachel u go gal i like im in his HIM jacket and his black beanie......... i know i cant stop sayin it but BAM RULESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
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HA hannah talk 2 me im really board......... :( anyways i didnt know jessica whent 2 a HIM concert as if!!! oh yh when are you goin 2 be able 2g2 Baggie's coz i really wanna see your face when u see da lads in there!! i think u will get in 2 Baggie's well i hope u do, who else is goin???????? i need 2 know, ta hun gotta go sr is comin ........ oh yh n hi 2 every1 apart from CLINT , u need 2 go n fuck urself
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sorry anonymous, but its completely true, viva la bam is fake. its carefully scripted, even to every laugh!! i know how u feel, when i found out i got really upset, because i thought the script meant what u saw on screen wasnt genuine, but it is! he writes everything and the guys in it have been his best mates since god knows when, so he writes out each script to fit every personality!! so it might be scripted but ur still seeing the really bam.
btw, BAM MARGERA IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. IT FREAKS ME OUT HOW ATTRACTIVE I FIND HIM AND I THINK THAT AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY DOIN WHAT HE'S DOIN THEN ITS OK, even though i hate jessica simpson, i dont belive how fake she is. she looks like barbie gone wrong!!
emma x x
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GEMMA & HANNAH --
I'LL BET YOU TWO ARE OVERWEIGHT LOOSERS THAT LIVE IN IDAHO. YOU GUYS SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL, TRY TAKING AN ENGLISH CLASS OR SOMETHING. NICK IS AN AQUAINTENCE OF MINE & TRUST ME HE IS A COOL GUY.
I HAVE MET BAM. HE IS A LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. NICK WOULD ROLL HIM UP IF THE TWO WERE EVER IN A BRAWL. NICK IS TOO SMART TO WASTE HIS TIME WITH BAM ANYHOW. DON'T LET NICK'S CLEANCUT IMAGE FOOL YOU... HE'D BEAT BAM'S ASS IF THIS WERE ALL TRUE. THERE IS PLACE FOR PEOPLE LIKE BAM THAT ARE POLLUTING OUR SOCIETY, IT'S CALLED PRISON. BAM WILL LOOK LIKE DON VITO IN 5 YEARS OR LESS. THEN WHERE WILL ALL YOU UGLY LADIES BE? STILL HERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE INEVITABLE. GO MICROWAVE YOUR LEFT OVER MCDONALD'S QUARTERPOUNDER FORM LAST NIGHT GEMMA, YOU DUMB BITCH.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE UNIVERSE, AGAIN.
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i dont believe that at all i mean hooking up at a HIM concert!! js at a HIM concert thats very funny!! i h8 js and i always have! her a her bum chin :(
if it is true though i would have done the same, bams hot!!and i love his accent!! and HIM rocks!!
sophie all the way from england lol
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hey sophie... you are lame, the only accent is yours. bam doesn't have one, he is just stupid & gets paid alot for it! only in america! you too could probably make a fortune but you are probably not as hot as bam just stupider. HIM sucks too by the way.
ONCE AGAIN CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE UNIVERSE
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HEY GEMMA... YOUR FAT ASS BETTER NOT FORGET TO SHARE YOUR LEFT OVER MCDONALDS WITH HANNAH. AND BAGGIES SUCKS TOO. YOU GUYS ARE LOOSERS FOR TRYING TO HANG OUT THERE. HIM SUCKS, DID I MENTION THAT? HEY II AM STARTING TO HATE AS MUCH AS YOU DOUCHE BAGS AREN'T I?
TOO BAD THOUGH CAUSE....
CLINT STILL ROCKS THE UNIVERSE
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!
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Jessica has become the worlds number one slut. It's funny how her and Nick only do romantic things when a rumor gets started. Everytime something happens, they are supposedly planning to renew their vows. Yeah right, theis couple is one screwed up lucy and desi. they continue to put up a front for the money. We don't even need tabloids to figure it out, it's clear as day.
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hey crissy! sounds like JEALOUSY to me!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY I AM OFF TO HAWAII BE BACK LATE SUNDAY NIGHT.... UNTIL THEN HATERS KEEP HATING, PEACE.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE M'F'N UNIVERSE AGAIN & AGAIN
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clint woteva ur name!(like i care)
every1 has an accent u just dont notice it!!so :P screw u!!
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Clint u r such an asshole! get ova yourself and sure u know nick, damm its twats like u that i really do hate!
And HIM do not suck! the only person who sucks around here is you!
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Jessica Simpson would not do that gross, tattooed bam guy. Shes too classy for that. He might be rich, but he's still just a nasty skateboarder.
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yo yo wutz da dillyo
wutz crake a laken yall
clint nos tha dil yo
bam aint nutin but a sk8a punk idiot bum
dat fo acts a foo an it aint koo
na wa i mean fo ril yo
clint is rite yo
hollyweird aint nutin but fake a$$ sheets
bamsicca aint nutin but a stunt yo
dat bum cant pull hos
holla at ma boi clint reppin dis sheet rite
jazzy "so so" fresh
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omg bam is so fucking hott y did he go fuck the stoopid cow
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jesyka r u f**kin nuts how can u say bam is a gross skater, he is one of the sexiest guys around at the minute, yer he may be so far up his own arse its sickening but who can blame him, he has a fit body and so increadably sexy its unbelievable, i dunno y he would wanna shag her, now she's repulsive!!
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I could see Bam being one of those guys that mess around, but I don't think he messed w/ Jessica Simpson. I mean, this is that type of girl that waited to have sex after she got married. So I wouldn't expect her to do that sort of thing. But it couldn't it happened...I just don't know
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oops I made a typo...I meant to say that "it could of happened...I just don't know"
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BAM is SOOOO hot. Jessica is definatly a slut, but can you blame her.... I just love Bam because I'm from pennsylvania and he has that cute little backwoods pennsylvania boy accent. HE's so FUCKING hot!!!!!!!!!!!
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And HIM Rocks.
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BAm IS SO EFFIN HOTT!! and i think js and bam are a great couple and thta all u hater better get the fuck off if bam an djs cuz they are the best and clint u suck and HIM ROCKS MY EFFIN WORLD
i would bang bam anytime of the fuckin day
BAM is a hott skater!!!
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hay every1 hows things????
FUCK U CLINT U FUCKIN OVERWEIGHT, UGLY CUNT
U GO "BAMM IS SO FUCKIN HOT" YH CLINT U DO SUCK!!
I think jessica is a ho who needs 2 go home and tell Nick what she has done, and Nick should get rid ov er coz she has ad er fun and now she should get whats comin 2 er and if Nick has er bk then he needs iz ed testin........ HIM U ROCK!!!
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CLINT- How sad and pathetic do you have to be to waste your time sending abuse to Bam and people who stick up for Bam go and fuck yourself. Oh yeah and HIM are the best band in the world- they rock! Your probly only saying that because you listen to Bruce Springsteen or some other random shit like that. And if Bam and Nick were ever in a fight Bam would kill him. Theres a place for you and all the other sad fucks who hate bam its called hell. HANNAH RULES!!!!
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Oh yeah and did I forget to mention how incredibly hot Bam is. HIM rule Clint is bent. HANNAH AND GEMMA RULE THE UNIVERSE MORE THAN CLINT DUS!!!!! Hey to all the otha Bam and HIM lvrs
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bam and HIM kick major ass.jessica is such a dumb blonde tart. bams ex was way better looking then that pile of shit (jessica)
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GREETINGS EVERYONE! I'M BACK... SO I REALIZED I MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE OFF IN MY LAST POSTINGS. I HAVE NEVER HEARD HIM. I DO NOT LISTEN TO BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN HANNAH. ACTUALLY, I PREFER AC/DC, RAMMSTEIN, & EVEN A LITTLE 50 CENT, SHAGGY & NIN FROM TIME TO TIME. I AM ARTIST MYSELF OF THE MODERN DAY, NOT A BIG FAN OF ALL THIS WESTERN COMMERCIALIZATION CRAP THAT YOU & YOUR gemma FRIEND ARE INTO. WHY DON'T YOU LET ME KNOW WHERE I CAN HEAR A LITTLE HIM & I'LL CHECK IT OUT & BREAK DOWN WHAT THEY ARE ALL ABOUT. HANNAH & gemma YOU GUYS ARE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. BAM WOULD GET HIS ASS KICKED BY NICK LACHEY BY THE WAY. BAM WEIGHS LIKE 130 LBS. IF HE'S LUCKY. NICK WOULD DESTROY BAM, BUT HE IS TOO SMART TO WASTE HIS TIME.
POISON GIRL I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE FROM PENNSYLVANIA. I'LL BET YOU LIVE CLOSE TO THE 3-MILE ISLAND FACILITY & YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN AFFECTED THAT IS WHY YOU CALL YOURSELF POISON GIRL. I WISH YOU THE BEST DESPITE YOUR CHALLENGES.
DYANNA - WAKE UP. I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT TRUST ME HOLLYWOOD IS AN INTERESTING PLACE & ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK COULD HAPPEN SOMETIMES DOES... IT'S LIKE A GAME EVERYDAY. SOME OF US HAVE FIGURED IT OUT, LIKE IT & ARE GOOD AT & THEN THERE IS EVERYONE ELSE THAT HASN'T FIGURED IT OUT, DO LIKE IT & JUST DON'T GET IT. (SEE POSTINGS BY HANNAH & gemma although i guarantee they live somewhere crappy like south dakota). INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT WORLD THOSE TWO ARE FROM.
jazzy 'so so' fresh - sharing knowledge beyond comprehension to tha' youngstas. hollywierd is an interesting place. some fail in it, some of us prosper. HANNAH & gemma WOULD end up in a stripclub if they rally'd up enough courage to try and make it here. but on the real, BAMSSICA IS A PUBLICITY STUNT YO. THE ONLY CREDIT I GIVE BAM IS FOR THE FACT THAT HE HAS BEEN ABLE TO MARKET HIMSELF & MAKE A LOT OF DUKIT'S DOING WHAT HE LOVES. TOO BAD THAT HAS TO DO WITH TARGETING THE MARKET OF THE WORLD'S REJECTS(SEE HANNAH & gemma). MY BOY NICK & JESSICA ARE MAINSTREAM BY CHOICE... MAKING MUCH DUKITS.
ANYHOW, ENOUGH ANSWERING TO THOSE WHO ATTACK CLINT FOR HIS KNOWLEDGE & OUT OF JEALOUSY. I AM GOING TO LISTEN TO HIM VERY SOON SO CHECKBACK FOR MY BREAKDOWN IN 48 HOURS OR LESS.
HEY JAZZY, HAVE YOU LISTENED TO HIM? WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON 'EM?
HAWAII WAS GREAT BY THE WAY. I'D POST PICTURES TO SHARE IF I COULD. PEACE TO FRIENDS, BAD WISHES TO FOES.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE M'F'N UNIVERSE ONCE AGAIN... PEACE HOLLA' ATCHA' BOY JAZZY
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I dont jessica screwed bam or johnny. Its all that stupid rumors..cause a really pretty BLONDe gurl and a really HOTTTT guy are in a movie together..of course there gonna start up rumors. Why would jessica ruin her realationship with Nick. There so happy together. Johnny is happily married. for 7 years no less and bam has a new girlfriend. There just friends that went out to concert and had some drinks. No big deal. Its all false. People want to see jessica and nick relationship fail. If anything.. it will make there relationship strong.
Thanks
*i love johnny knoxville!*
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I have personal information on Jessica. Shes a sweet girl, but naive.The Bam & Jessica thing is true. She was at the right place at the right time, and was also at the right place at the right time for PJ, too. BUT, Bam is into guys, ask JENN. Sorry Jessica. Sorry Nick..But Nick, can and HAS done better anyway :)
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Danielle, who is bam's new girlfriend. Sure its not a guy friend?
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i know a close friend of Jenn Rivell's. Jenn called her one night throwing a fit/ screaming because after they went out partying one night last year, she caught bam 'fooling around' with a guy who remains anonymous. i know this parts true. as for the bam and jessica thing, he probably did it. why wouldnt he? he never respected jenn. i feel sorry for nick if he really loves her. but shit happens. but jessica's a really beautiful girl and has alot goin for her. looks like she'd rather be with someone with more class than bam who is obsessed with the rock band HIM and some other sick things. Hasn't anyone noticed what a pussy he is? I mean just pay attention to the viva la bam episodes, and jackass. he's a puss and im pretty sure, even wee-man could kick his ass.
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ah who cares if bam bammed her or not. shes ruined her reputation now by just hanging out with someone like him. its a shame. maybe she can do the howard stern show or something now.
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i think clint knows what he's talking about. i have listened to HIM though. and he's not missing a thing. unless you're into some sick death/grunge rock type stuff, then its right your alley. and nick.. yea he would definately kick bam's ass. i think i could probably kick bams ass.
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jessica simpson...mmmm... id do her. but im also better looking than bam and i could kick his ass too.............
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nick is hott. what WAS she thinking?
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Bam isn't gay. He is very sexual though, and does enjoy exploring his sexuality. He's bi, but he does like women too. You people need to stop trashing him & Jessica Simpson. They havn't done anything to any of you. What they did is their business, and probably would have gotten away with their little 'fling' if people weren't so nosey. I'm gay and I think he's hott hott hott. I'd love to help him explore his bisexual side if given the chance *wink wink*
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oh, and for you ppl who keep throwin up ashlee's name. i dont think she would do bam. shes hott.
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TINA-
HIM calls their music "love metal" & in an effort to shock parents of the worlds rebellious reject children, HIM associates themselves with symbols & signs commmonly associated with 'devil worshiping' such as the pentagram & the infamous #666 in order to appeal to their rebellious followers. It's all a bunch of crap to me and a waste of time when you really think about it. Unfortunately fans that don't have the most stable lives & low self esteem tend to be drawn to music by bands such as HIM. It's a temporary nice feeling because the song lyrics present vague interpretations of gloomy situations that fans feel they can relate too. It's pretty pathetic yet a nice temporary escape from reality (sort of brainwashing, remember the saying 'misery loves company?'). We all experience it to some extent, in one form or another. It's too bad the young undeveloped minds of society think they are being cool while looking to relate to something with no substance. What society needs is more of today's youth aspiring to be leaders and not followers. But wait that would be too hard wouldn't it? Think about that HANNAH & gemma.
And of course NICK would kick BAM's ass. NICK tends to work-out and takes care of himself. I'd bet the ranch that although he's in a 'boy band,' he'd make BAM eat his own skateboard. My $$$ is on NICK all the way... and just to let you know this is not only coming from an ex-skater, myself, but from someone who isn't a fan of Nick's music!
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE M'F'N UNIVERSE AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN.
PS JESSICA IS A BEAUTIFUL GAL TOO BY THE WAY, SO STOP HATIN' JEALOUS PEOPLE!
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i am bams biggest fan i dont care what other people say
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thanks for your comments kristie. we rest assured knowing that you don't care what people say.
CALIFORNIA CLINT
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WHO CARES!!!!! GET YOUR OWN LIVES. OH AND BY THE WAY, I AM BAM'S BIGGEST FAN.
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ok dumbasses!!! do you guys even know what you are talking about???? do you know how many times bam has been hurt, like seriously hurt? i think it would take a little more than nick lachey to hurt him.
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Does anyone not notice that Bam is one of the most Famous Jackasses?! Whoever the hell says that Nick could kill Bam needs to get a life!? Bam can take a fucking hit!? Obviously he can stand pain hes a damn Jackass!!!Hes sooo Hott and im obsessed with him!!! iahev ever episode of Viva la Bam and Jackass!? btw..does anyone have know where some pictures are of him when he dies his hair blonde back in 2000?
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Ally
Check your ass crack for those pictures
CALIFORNIA CLINT
ps decent point Cole... but I'll stick to my choice. Nick Lachey could kick Bam's ass if needed. I'd love to see a celebrity death match between the two.
shell you are a looser.
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Im a bam-fan, but i still think nick could kick his ass. sorry bam.
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wow. is bam really gay? im a big fan, but this kinda comes as a shock to me...
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i dont care. personally i'd just like to meet bam. he interests me.
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its true its true its true. but jessica also slept with aaron lewis, from the band staind, who also happens to be hott. she must go for tattooed guys.. which makes us all wonder why she married nick.. but nick is a hottie to... so hrmmm...?????
anyway, johnny knoxville was tellin his hair stylist or somebody all about it, and was quoted, "like fucking a corpse".. ouch jessica... maybe she needs to work on her 'people skillz' this is a cute little drama story. maybe someone can make a movie. johnny knoxville is pretty cute and he's a darn good actor.. maybe bam could direct it..
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hey clint you know your stuff bro. i am a huge bam fan but he would get his little punk ass handed to him by nick. i'd love to see them fight. i think nick is a pussy though. i know he is fucking every stripper he can too. jessica is probably infected with something nick picked up from sleeping with those damn strippers. ha ha ha.... what a life!
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bam likes to suck cock
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Who the hell knows? The media can spin practically any picture into anything they want to. Not to mention the sources that are claiming this crap are his EX...and his father. I'm sure that they are reliable. Personally, I hope that Bam did bang Jessica. She's hot. Good for him. His show sucks ass, and he's been riding Johnny Knoxville's coattails for as long as he can remember. He should jump at a chance like that before he squanders his money and fame. What heterosexual male is not attracted to her? Not many! And so her daddy's girl image is tarnished. She's rich and famous and a stunt like this will not even matter in a few years. I know that you people do not think that her marriage with Nick was actually destined to last. PLEASE......
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If Bam has been wit a girl then he's not gay...maybe bi but not gay. Anyway Bam fucking rules. He's hott and cool. HIM rules and Clint sucks. Gemma, Hannah and the other Bam lovers are better than you. Jessica is an ugly whore and Nick is weak. Bam could kill him, but he wouldn't waste his time. Nick is a gay fag anyway.
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Jessica should divorce Nick is she's going to sleep with different people....
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damn what the hell was bam thinking??? Bam shoulda done Paris Hilton now she is one fine piece of work.
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alicia you are wrong. HIM does suck. clint is right. i don't know what is worse, HIM or your self esteem. you are a fat whore i'll bet with no boyfriend. don't hate, penetrate! just like your friend bam.
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what the hell was bam thinking? what the hell was jessica thinking? she should have hooked up with knoxville... yay for jessica on that.. but bam? wow. i dont know what to say here. and yea, uh, and what does it matter whether bam is gay/ or bi? either way he's a dude layin it to other dudes.
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Soooooooooooooo. Johnny Knoxville hooked up with Jessica Simpson? Then hooked his buddy BAM BAM up with her too. Why the hell not? She's f**ing hot! Then it comes out that the heart-throb bam, is also bisexual. So mayyyybe Johnny Jessica and Bam had a little threesome action!!! Mayyyyyyybe Jessica simpsons little friend, whatsername, Casey (?) was in on it too!!! Maybe a sex tape will surface. The Bam & Jenn tape sucked anyway, I'd sooner get a boner watchin the carebares.
Peace
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I saw a picture of Ville Valo kissing Bam Margera. Maybe he's not so into Jessica Simpson.
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ok Bam is feaking sexy, Jessica yay for u DOING Bam but y cheat on Nick i think hes hot and omg I am a big fan of Bam and Jessica but y would u do that that is so mean but BAM ur so fucking HOTTTT!!!
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I would so fuck bam if i ever got the chance hes so god damn HOt but jessica simpson doing it with him just wrong
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Fuck you Jesse James, i'm not fat and I do have a boyfriend. Your the fat ass with no girlfriend. I'm not exaclty a fan of HIM but they are not that bad. I don't think they owuld beat each other up, because that would be a waste of time for both of them. Jessica is pretty, but she wears tight clothes and short skirts, if she didn't then she would be better looking. I'm a whore? Look at Jessica.
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ok, for one CLINT ur a dickhead and i do think BAM banged Jessica but ur a slut i used to be ur biggest fan and now look at u ur cheating on nick and everything and BAM ur FREAKING SEXY but Jessica i thought u were VERY religious and CHRISTIAN i guess not bc one of the 10 commendments is to be respectful in marriage wow u have changed a lot but i think Jessica is much prettier than jenn but one thing is for sure i DONT think BAM is GAY or BI for one cuz he can get any GIRL he wants
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paige you dumb bitch, that is why BAM is BI-SEXUAL & GAY b/c he can have any girl he wants. it gets old after a while, especially b/c all the girls he gets with little or no effort are just as fucking stupid as you. i know how this is, and although i am not gay, and could have any girl i want, i practice self restraint beause i never want to get bored with the very dumb bitches such as you that i love so much...
geez... you f'n girls are so stupid.
click on my name for an example
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oh yeah...
alicia - self esteem check, i don't believe you. what i do believe is that you are a fat whore with no boyfriend. if you listen to him you are a further scumbag.
HIM SUCKS
their music is crap. c'mon a reake of chris isaac's wicked game ? ? ?
ANYONE WHO LISTENS TO HIM IS A PIECE OF GARBAGE
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HIM sucks, I used to like Jessica but she became a cheating whore. I feel bad for Nick, and if Jessica and Bam got together, then congrats to Jessica. Paige and Alicia have a point, CLINT SUCKS...Bam rules, and Jessica used to rule.
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I never said I listened to HIM, i've heard them once and they are not bad or good. You need a fucking self-esteem check. You are just a fat, lazy faggot with no fucking life. Burn in hell Jesse James.
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How can someone be bisexual and gay at the same time? Either your one or the other....right?
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you can be gay and bi at the same time by banging two guys in a hotel room one night and then banging jessica simpson the next night.
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Jesse james you are such a twat. no HIM fan gives a fuck what you think cause we all know you suck! and HIM rocks! and go Alicia and why call her a fat whore you dont even no her. your so far up your own ass from what i can see.
Asshole!
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HRmm I wonder if Bam got her to take it up the butt like he did Jimmy Pop?
Go bam!!!!
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I think Jessica is stupid for doin that to Nick. Shes a pretty girl, but shes also got a very hot husband who is about 5 times the man that Bam Margera is. If this is true, its all very sad. I just downloaded some HIM music, and to tell ya the truth, it sounded good. But then I checked out some of the lyrics, and its definately weird... But I heard that Jessica met bam at HIM concert. I can't imagine that at all.
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bam rox
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Personally, i think that the Tabloids just took this story and ran with it. I mean, thats how they make there money. And yes, maybe Bam did hang out with Jessica.. is that a big deal? no. of course not. but just because they are famous, people have to make a big deal over it. Wow, seriously does this sound like Bam? I mean after being as commited as he was to Jenn do you really thing he would just go out and bang Jessica Simpson who is married? To me, it just doesnt sound right. and i think its really sad that Jenn and Bam are no longer together.. i thought they were a very cute couple.. :( oh well thats life.. also i think this thing is just blown right outta porportion. and if Bam said he didnt, well then he didnt. End Of Story. Lets leave it at that and avoid further controversy.
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HIM *His Infernal Majesty*
<3 --- rules all...
Go download And Love Said No.. -HIM...
it will change ur life <3 :)
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hey amber--
enroll in a rehab program. tell your parents you love them. go to college. set goals for yourself. sleep with one person. loose weight.
it will change your life.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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oh yeah one more thing amber....
take a shower & stop listening to HIM
hahahahahahahaha dumb bitch
--clint
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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Haha.. ur a funny guy. *total sarcasim* HIM rules.. i love them. and if u gotta problem with them keep it to urself.. cause for every-one person who doesnt like HIM theres 15 ppl that do. and those 15 ppl are willing to kick your ass at any givin moment. so watch ur back.
<3
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I agree that seeing Jessica live is freakin scary and you should get your money back if you ever been to one of her concerts. Has anyone else noticed that when she smiles one of her eyes is smaller than the another? It makes her freaky.
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Oh and yeah in 2001 jessica's record label told her to get a 6-pack like brit had back in the day before she became preggers and it's 2005 and she still doesn't have a 6-pack, yeah i mean she does has a flat stomach but no 6-pack. And she dances like a chicken with its head cut off and that screaming she thinks is singing.
TO JESSICA SIMPSON:
"YOU'RE DADDY AND MOMMY LIED TO YOU SWEETIE. I'm sorry but screaming to the top of your lungs is not singing."
Brit and Christina are both beautiful. Christina can sing and Brit can dance, but Jessica can't do either, AND I just have this weird feeling she can't act to save her life (just knowing this from watching her and Nick's show)
P.S. In These Boots Are Made For Walking, I'm not positve but I think she said she had "sexy eyes" I-don't-think-so Mrs. Lazy-Eye
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I am glad Bam broke up with Jen. She was ugly, but i can't picture him with jessica. Its okay with me cause i think jessica is really funny and cool, and she seems like a nice person. But i really LOVE Bam Margera. He is like my favorite person in the world, right next to Jhonny Depp and Jhonny Knoxville.
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I am glad Bam broke up with Jen. She was ugly, but i can't picture him sleeping with jessica. Its okay with me cause i think jessica is really funny and cool, and she seems like a nice person. But i really LOVE Bam Margera. He is like my favorite person in the world, right next to Jhonny Depp and Jhonny Knoxville.
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amber, you're an idiot. "for every one person that doesnt like HIM, theres 15 that do" ??? most of the rest of world hasn't even heard of HIM, and wouldnt know what the hell it was, if Bam hadn't been promoting it for sometime now. Get a life you dorky little freak child. im sure it pleases bam soooo very much to know he has a great big following of goth teenie-boppers. have a nice day.
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and what the hlll is with all you jealous girls? jessica simpson is beautiful, lazy eye or not. whether or not she can actually sing, well shes still famous! get a life. and jenn. shes gorgeous too. your morons. im sure bam would just love all of you for getting on here and trashing his ex-fiance/girlfriend of 7 years, and his hew friend jessica... wow.
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so did jessica simpson sleep with a gay dude or what
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Ok, settle down everyone. It all boils down to this, I am in love with Bam too. I have been obsessed with him for a fair few years now and the obsession doesn't look to be waning in any way.
But, the sad and true fact is, I don't have a hope in hell. So the best thing I can possibly do is sit back,enjoy the mans work and dream.
I said I was never going to get a tatt, let alone under someone elses influence, but my body is now permanently marked due to my undying awe and admiration for the little bastard.
My point is, I am not in a position to be jealous over two people I don't even know, so good on Jessica, I think most chicks would have done the same thing.
And Jenn, well she's beautiful and I'm a big fan of her too so I hope they can reconcile their differences because I think they belong together.
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Bam Margera is without a doubt the hottest man
on the PLANET! I would do that sexy mf in a
heartbeat!!
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I should be on jackass
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bam is a sellout and he should have no say what so ever on how people view CKY as a band and especially HIM also if you like ither of those bands you wouldnt give a shit what the fuck he thought!!
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Okay, I can put this all to rest. First off, the call made by Jen claims that Bam and Ryan were at a HIM concert in LA. Doesn't seem too strange that they would be there... BUT... one, HIM has been over in Finland for quite some time now working on a new album that is slated to be out very soon, meaning they did not play a show in LA anytime recently... and two, I don't see Jessica Simpson being a very big HIM fan let alone even knowing who they are, so why on earth would she be at their concert?
The girl making the call doesn't even SOUND like Jen. Her voice is way too high and she sounds like a 12 year old girl. And don't you think it's coincidence that Phil AND Jen called in about it on the SAME day? And why not sooner? Hmmm... all sounds like a set up to me.
As for "Jen's" accusations about Bam paying all of his friends to be on his show... well duh. Let's see, they all live together, none of them have jobs... they have to survive somehow. Bam got rich, decided to make his own show, and wanted his friends to be on it with him. In return, they live with him and he supports them. Doesn't really sound that strange, does it? Also, if you wanna question the fact of wether they're friends in real life, watch the CKY movies that Bam made. They've all been friends since high school. And Jen claimed that Bam put "illegal porn" of them on the CKY4 and Haggard videos. Definitely a lie. I have the CKY4 DVD and I have the movie Haggard, and there is NO porn on it. The closest thing that there is to porn is you see Bam's hand between Jen's legs and you can see her underwear. You can't really SEE anything.
Just wanted to shed some light on this issue. Anyone that is a fan of Bam knows the info Jen was telling on the radio station. Nuff said.
p.s. Bam is still my hero. ^_^..... and I think Jen is hott too! LMAO!
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bam your an asshole! you always were and you always will be the dumbest pice of shit in da wurld. even president bush has mor iq than you and the whole cky team together. As 4 you simpson, id rather fuck a tarantela or a monkey than you. you think youre hot n all that but youre NOT. id put a big tattoed L in your forhead. BEYATCH!!!
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the dude up above that put that whole no sex in cKy4... it's sort of true. The Bam and Jenn sex scene (which really isn't that much of a sex scene) is on the first 5000 copies of the dvd. here is a link to it (hope it still works):
http://theprettiestpony.typepad.com/the_prettiest_pony/files/Bammargerasextape.wmv
had to post that. it's got great background music. :D
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ive seen the cky 4 and there is a little porn in there but its all fun!!!
rock on dudes
peace out!!
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he's still gay
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flaming
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yea well anybody that has watched the cky movies, haggard or anything else should know by now what jenn's (glauren) voice sounds like, and i'd put my money down that that was her. that still doesnt mean she isn't lying. i think she may have exaggerated things. i read something yesterday. the headline was MARGERA CLEARS UP RUMOUS OF AFFAIR WITH JESSICA SIMPSON: which said that Bam had told reporters that he did 'sleep' with Jessica simpson (on her couch) that they just fell asleep and 'everybody' was there, so it was no big deal. also said that his father, when told that he had 'slept' with jessica simpson, assumed automatically that it meant sex, rather than 'slept with'. sounds suspicious to me. but i think it should rest there. i find myself strangely attracted to the guy though. as to whether or not he's gay, i dont think he is. but, i have to be honest, i've wondered before because of certain little things i've seen, and heard. but one would also wonder about johnny knoxville and the rest of the jackass crew, and thinking johnny knoxville might be gay, simply breaks my heart.
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oh shut up..dumbfucks.. just because they're different and probably made millions of people laugh their fuckin asses off, and got famous for doin a bunch of crazy shit, does not mean they're gay. and if they were/are, its their business, not ours. fuck it, i think they're geniuses! you people are just jealous fucks. like bam, not only did he go out there and do something for himself and change his life..he became rich, and helped his friends out. not only that he promotes the things he fuckin loves, and has built his own fuckin empire, pretty much, and by doing the things that he likes to do, rather than sitting somewhere at some crummy job, he hates, and complaining about people who have done the things they dreamed of doing, and accomplished something. i think he's fuckin hott, sure, but i respect him for his accomplishments also. like johnny knoxville and the rest of the jackass crew, they're names are well-known... thats not something most of us can say , right. im sure they worked for it.. and for that, they deserve respect... so get over it, you people are just jealous, and need to get a fuckin life..jessica is beautiful, she got rich for not only her voice, but her looks...cause shes gorgeous, not to mention has a very good-lookin hubby.. and so is jenn. her and bam made a cute couple and it sucks that things didnt work out, but sometimes things just dont. and thats none of our busines..but i hope jenn the best anyways, and maybe she's made a name for herself also, and can pursue her dreams too. and any of you girls/guys or whatever the fuck you call yourselves, you must be jealous, to sit here and talk shit about them like you have... when in all reality, these are people you don't even know..
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bam margera got rich by knowing the right people. if it weren't for johnny knoxville (whom is also a sick bastard)he would be nothing. he's not good at skating, he's not a very good actor, and i can't see that he's got much skill as a director either. i dont know what the world has come to, to say that any of this BULLSHIT is anything even close to talent. if everybody got lucky enough to be paid for being a total dumbass, the majority of the world would be filthy rich right now. as to whether or not the whole jessica simpson/bam margera story is true, doesnt even matter. i think its disturbing to find that skanky ass people like bam margera can even get a girl that pretty, not to mention with that much money who could probably choose herself a man out of a pick of thousands and thousands at the drop of hat. its pathetic. but, just like someone said above, when you CAN have anything you want, and its just too easy to get whatever you want, you sometimes go for something kind of odd/weird/distasteful, which is exactly what i think jessica did, if this whole rumour is true. and if it is true, and nick and jessica's marriage is on the rocks, im sure it will be no time, before nick moves on and finds someone equally as beautiful, and with any luck a little smarter too. as for jenn, shes a pretty girl too. and there are thousands of skanky looking skater boys in the world, and tattooed freaks, so if thats what she goes for, being a very attractive woman she should have no trouble either. and i dont think HIM is even worth discussing.
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she's not pretty. not 4 me she aint. give her some time. she'll be the next pamela anderson or jenna jameson-tipe-of-whore. you'll see
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DEBBI--
MARRY ME & WE'LL TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE.
: )
ALL YOU DUMBFUCKS SHOULD READ WHAT SHE WROTE.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND Y'ALL
-CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985
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oh yeah one more thing...
JENN IS SEXY
JESSICA IS BEAUTIFUL
BAM IS COOL BUT STRANGE
NICK KICKS ASS
I HOPE PHIL WINS CELEBRITY FIT CLUB 2
WILLIE NELSON ROCKS
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS FUNNY BUT I WOULDN'T EVER WANT TO BE NEAR THE DOUCHEBAG
BURT REYNOLDS SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN PLASTIC SURGERY
AND FINALLY ASHTON KUTCHER IN BURT REYNOLDS ROLE IN A REMAKE OF SMOKEY & THE BANDIT
WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ????
OH YEAH HIM IS CRAP FOR THE STUPID & LOW ESTEEMED FREAK KIDS EVERYWHERE
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
ROCK ON DEBBI!!!!!
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you know what? bam sucks big time! he is a spoiled, arrogant brat with way too mutch money on his bank account and has no respect for his parents. if your reading this bam: im NEVER gonna buy another adio shoe/element deck or whateva has your name on it,EVER!!!! im not gonna give you my support and from now on im just gonna talk shit about you!!!
o, and j. simpson, i think im gonna hurl!!! man, are you an ugly bitch!!!!
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jessica simpson is soooo gorgeous! y'all are so jealous of her. Get over it! and she is not with no one but her husband nick. She is so real and sweet and shes not fake like britney. anyone who doesnt like her can kiss my ass
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yo dumb fucks look up bam margera on google and there is your porn you fuckin dumb shits!!!!!!!
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honestly i think its all a lie because bam is too HOT for her.she isnt even pretty and did i mention her major A*S vioce.me and all of my friend think bam is just drop dead sexy.but hes alot HOTTER with his shirt off!and i dont see jessica simpson at a h.i.m concert.hello she is a prep and a dumba*s.she is stupid and bam can do better than that i think since her relationship with nick has gone to h*ll she thought she could get someone to say she screwed the two hottest guys from jackass she only wished she could have guys that looked like that!shoot i wish i could have both of them i would screw them both till the day i die.and all my friends do to and thats alot.when me and my friend danielle found out what had "supposedly" happened we both said 'bullsh*t she could never be with bam but johhny knoxville we said maybe but never bam'.she just needs to stay in her prepy little messed up world and stop going to punk concerts and stay away from bam he can do better than that wannabe punk B*TCH.and she needs to go back to school maybe she could learn alot more.i swear she acts just like a what 5 years old or wait she has the brains of a 5 year old.and she can not dance i saw the video to the boots song and i swear my pregnant sister has better moves than her.
well for the truth she just needs to go cry to her daddy now that everyone hates her and curl up in a ball and STAY THERE!
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if i were jenn i would kick jessica's a*s.im ashamed to have jessica as my first name now.she aint nothing but a stupid B*TCH/wanna be SLUT!
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paige
you'd lick sweaty donkey nuts if you could you reject daughter of 1000 madmen. the jealousy is sooooo obvious in your posting. go buy yourself a dildo & think of bam you hO. HIM SUCKS.
CALIFORNIA CLINT
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clint
to tell you the truth you would be the only one to lick sweaty donkey nuts.and i have no reason wat so ever to be jealous of anyone.and you are the only one who needs to go buy a dildo and shove it up your a*s.you seem like a small boy with the smallest dick in the world.thats the reason no gurl want to even talk to you.
oh and by the way yes i am i HO so kiss a horses a*s!
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can't we all just get along... no? yeah I guess, the world would be boring then.
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bam was so much cooler before he started showing up all over anything and everything on tv.
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i have to agree with yall, i woould bam BAM in a second. and i cannot believe that he would go with that slut! she would do phill too if she had the chance. but at the same time i think that it was just phill getting rivenge on bam for all of the stupid things that bam has done to him. i really want to give bam a blow job. and i think yes, it is his smerk. (I LOVE HIM!!!!)
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i have to agree with yall, i would bam BAM in a second. and i cannot believe that he would go with that slut! she would do phill too if she had the chance. but at the same time i think that it was just phill getting revenge on bam for all of the stupid things that bam has done to him (viva la bam). i really want to give bam a blow job. and i think yes, it is his smerk. (I LOVE HIM!!!!)
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i have to agree with yall, i woould bam BAM in a second. and i cannot believe that he would go with that slut! she would do phill too if she had the chance. but at the same time i think that it was just phill getting rivenge on bam for all of the stupid things that bam has done to him. i really want to give bam a blow job. and i think yes, it is his smerk. (I LOVE HIM!!!!)
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gorillamask.net/bamsex.shtml
CHECK THIS URL OUT I BET BAM LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i think that bam would never touch jessica simpson bcause hes better than that.he can get alot HOTTER gurls than her.i mean she is so stupid i watched her show one day it was so retarded.i could have entertain myself alot better by staring at a wall.it was a major waste of 30 minutes to me!i would never watch it agian honestly.
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bam makes me effin sick to even look at him. i dont know whats wrong with all you girls. you're a disgrace. just like he is.
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hahahahaha i wouldnt fuck him with hannah or gemma's pussy. ugh... :(
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my mom fucked bam
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my dog wouldnt fuck him.
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BAM'S A BUM!!!
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Listen, none of this shit is true I mean first of all if it did happen Bams' the type of guy who would brag. and second of all I dont think Jessica would do that to Nick. I mean how long have they been dogging the two of them since they've been together. Everybody whos been saying allthis shit about Jessica, Nick, and Bam are people who have sad and pathtic lives and have nothin better to do w/ there time. Bams' ex-girlfriend just started this shit cuz shes jealouse of Jessica and cuz shes a ho!
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i think this is all b*llsh*t because bams to HOT for jessica simpson!
HIM ROX!!!!
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Look... I was into HIM way before i was into Bam.. HIM rules.. and theres plenty of people who can back that one up. and yes, maybe half the world doesnt know one song, much less the band at all, but still, what matters are the fans. not the HaTeRs. Keep that in mind my friends.
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And...... like i said before... If Bam said he didnt do what ever he was 'accused' of doing then he didnt do it. I think personally people just like the controversy. Because if Bam said that he did do it, people would be like "Oh well i dont believe that he did it... its all for publicity" or something like that. People arent going to believe Bam anyway no matter what he says... and if we all believed him, then this wouldnt be sucha big deall... whos with me?! <3
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okay anyone wit the right mind would agree with me on this one.....BAM IS WAAAAAAAAYY WAY TOO GOOD FOR JESSICA SIMPSON she is trying wayy to hard to fit in. like she likes the band HIM? yeah right shes like trying to get bams attention by pretending to like HIM> which she doesnt. she is a POP star HIM is like sooo opposite!!! she is sooo trying waaaay to hard to fit in in bam margeras world!! BAM ROX AND WILL KEEP IN ROCKIN, JESS NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!! lyl bam bam:)
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some one respond here, some one plz agree with me and tell me i am right!
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some one respond here, some one plz agree with me and tell me i am right! cuz its so true bams way to good 4 her!
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RESPONDING TO SARAH: You are STUPID!!!
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ya, sara is stupid.. all you other little bam-bam fans are stupid too though. but, you'll grow up eventually...
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PERSONALLY I THINK JESSICA IS WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM... I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE WOULD SEE IN HIM. ALL YOU PEOPLE SEE IN HIM IS THIS RICH LITTLE BAD-BOY THAT MADE HIS WAY ONTO MTV... BUT I MEAN SHES RICH AND FAMOUS TOO. SO WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD BE WRONG WITH HER??? I DONT THINK SHE SLEPT WITH HIM, PERSONALLY, BUT APPARENTLY THEY ARE FRIENDS, AND THAT ALONE CONFUSES ME.
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OH, AND BY THE WAY, IF UGLY SKATEBOARDERS ARE WHAT GIRLS ARE GOIN FOR,THESE DAYS, YOU NEED TO VISIT MY HOMETOWN, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, A DIME A DOZEN!!!AND BELIEVE ME, US NORMAL PEOPLE, WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE FOR SOME OF YOU WEIRDOS TO COME AND GET THEM AND GET THEM OUT OF OUR SIGHT.
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Fuck you Katie you little whore. why dont you just go and do us all a favour by jumping off a cliff or sumthin like that. Hey CLINT you smart ass prick i dont not cum from south dakota I come from England actually. And I wuld never end up in a strip club so I could be harrasad by freaks likew you. Does anyone know were I can get a Bam poster?
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wut a slut...she slept w/johnny knoxville n now she's trying 2 be w/bam!?? i can't stand her bitch ass either! n bam is just way too kool 4 her!
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Jessica simpson is a nasty ass streached out bitch
she needs to get a life i mean if your married arent you supposed to be commited and shes going and fucking all these guys I WANNA HUMP BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so fuck jessica hoe bag if i ever met her i would fucking punch her in the face hard!!!!!!!
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HANNAH:
check your ass crack for a BAM poster, you freak-a-zoid. or you can check here:
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http://www.allposters.com/-sp/CKY_i334422_.htm?LS=0
consider that a favor hannah. HIM still sucks, wake up.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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jessica simpson has fake boobs i mean if she had not got implants do you think bam would have wanted her then? she has so much money she pays to get her self beautiful thats fucking fake !!! and she had to use proactive whats wrong jessica ya got to many zits? pizza face My cousin wants bam and she should get him because she isnt fake and she should have him oh she also isnt a wanna be malibu barbie like jessica
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Jessica Skankson is so fucking assie she needs proactive Because she is so freaking Horny for Justin Timberlake she the worst singer does Bam no that!!! hey bam how did it feel screwing her after your friend jonny did how do you like sloppy seconds? you are so freaking butt face I hate your Dirty ass fucker GO TO HELL My cuz likes him you HO So FUCK OFF YOU BITCH FUCKING BUTT SLUT PROACTIVE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thank you slut hope you read this!!!!HAHA bITCH!!!
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jessica simpson is such a slut now!! Her new song "these boots were made for walking" is so bad I never thought she would go this far. I
mean i really liked her cause she wasn't doin all this slutty stuff like Paris hilton now look at her she is so fake and she looks plastic I wouldnt blame nick for leavin her shes such a slut for sleeping with all those guys.I dont like the bitch now.
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nick and jess have been together for a long time. maybe she was getting tired of him. but that doesn't mean that she should like... commit adultery. i respect her for her courageous decisions and i would like to say that even though she may have done nick wrong, if i had my chance with bam margera, i probably would have done the same thing. he's beautiful. go jess. i hope you find happiness in whatever you do.
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ok ive been reading this and i think half of you all are fucking retards....BAM is hott....jessica simpson can sing i dont know about dance but she can sing.....but who fucking cares if they fucked or not....its not you all so its none of your damn business...bam is hott....like i said before....and anyway bams shows both jackass and viva la bam have been awesome...all you fuckers wanna do is talk smack...FUCK YOU ALL....BAM IS HOTT!!and half of you girls are like i love bam so so much and jessica is such a skank...well u all are just fucking jealous...if you wanna talk about sum1....why dont u talk about sum1 that gives a flying fuck what you think...you think bam or jessica care what u lil bitchs think....PROBLY NOT....but u know u all are gonna talk smack like the little bitchs u are..so go on with it but i think BAM AND JESSICA BOTH ROCK AND I HOPE W/E HAPPENS THAT THEY ARE BOTH HAPPY....SO FUCK U ALL
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oh yeah for all you dumb fucks that say bam is gay or...that nick could whoop him.......god damn yall are stupid....BAM WAS ENGAGED AND THEN HE DID JESSICA not gay probly....and nick is a fucking retard........bam could whoop him
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i hate clint he's a fukin prick and always tries 2 cum bak with shity smart remarks that dont work.
fuk off bitch!!!
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YOU ARE ALL SO VERY BORING AND HALF OF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK PROPERLY. lol ITS FUNNY REALLY, EVERYONE TALKS SHIT AND THROWS IN THEIR OPINION HOPING TO OUT DO THE OTHER.... WHEN REALLY IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE HELL YOU ALL ARE SAYING... NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE WHAT HAPPENED... Me IM BORED!! HAD A LITTLE WHILE, HUSBAND TOLD ME BECAUSE I WAS A BAM FAN, AND A JESS FAN SO I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK IT OUT. THIS IS ALL FOR FUN, ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO CANT DISTINGUISH FANTASY FROM REALITY, lol YOU ARE A LITTLE SCARY. AND HOW DOES IT MAKE ALL YOU LIL GIRLS LOOK SAY OH MY GOD JESSICA SIMPSON IS SUCH A WHORE, SLUT, HO, WHAT HAVE YOU, WHEN YOU YOUR SELF ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW BADLY YOU WANT TO NAIL HIM. LOL ITS GREAT, NOW I KNOW WHY I DON'T REALLY USE THE INTERNET, ITS TOO EASY TO BECOME STUPID AND ADDICTED TO SUCH RIDICULOUS CHILD PLAY. BUT HEY BAM DOES ROCK, JESSICA IS VERY PRETTY, NICE VOICE BUT NOT THE GREATEST, I WOULD FUCK BAM IN A HEART BEAT... IN MY HEAD. BUT WHO CARES? WHY DON'T YOU TRY FOR SOMEONE MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE A CHANCE WITH?? I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE TAKE CELEBRITIES SO SERIOUS AND THIS STUFF SUCH AS WHAT IM DOING RIGHT NOW, SO FRIGGIN IMPORTANT. GET A LIFE AND RELAX, NO ONE REALLY CARES. ;) AND IF YOU DO THAT MUCH THEN YOU MAY NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP, JUST A FEW SESSIONS. lol PEACE OUT- THE GREAT AND POWERFUL NADS
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if all you people hate bam so much why are u taking the time to tell everyone. Ithink all you haters love him more than all of us but your too scared to addmit it.
BAM IS WAY TO GOOD FOR THAT SLUT JESSICA!
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS TOO!
JENN IS JUST A WHORE THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR BAM AND SHE KNOWS IT THATS WHY SHE TRIES TO MAKE EVERYONE HATE HIM!!
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Kaylen you are so right bam could kick nicks ass with one hand tied be hind his back!!
And you all know thats true!
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merv - eat my ass you stupid hillbilly
NataleeDawn - your husband prob keeps you from using the internet b/c you'd probably find someone like me better for you. he's smarter than you & you are lame b/c you have nothing to contribute to these postings so take the form of a doughnut and eat yourself out while thinking of bam & merv
NICK LACHEY would KNOCK OUT BAM MARGERA & break his dirty little neck in the process. He'd then listen to HIM on the radio for about :30 seconds & realize why BAM is such a retard & doesn't shower and destroy the cd player. Nick would then crack open a miller lite, call 911 and have the ambulance take poor little BAM away.... hahahaha
then guess who would be waiting in the wings with dinner & desert yup jess. gee, who'd i rather be in the situation? NICK ROCKS BAM SUCKS
NADS - EAT MY ASS! THIS FORUM ROCKS.
Little bit of News for you people in england (Hannah my girl), south dakota (Emma), minnesota and every other shitty place that is not southern california
stayed tuned to MTV for the upcoming
NICK LACHEY PROJECT coming soon!
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
haters keep hatin' lovers keep lovin'
I ROCK
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Why is everyone in their business in the first place? What the hell.....
After Jenn got on the radio to "tell everyone that Bam is not what he appears to be" , I mean come on.....she didn't give a shit when they were together...she's just pissed he isn't handing over the cash anymore....and you know jealousy...
IT'S A BITCH
I am older than all of you and get a kick outta watching Bam..even ordered all his movies.
I laugh my ass off...who cares if its scripted. How in the hell do you think they can make a show that you'd wanna watch without a script to follow!
It would be fuckin boring watching them all fuck up during the show wouldn't it?
I think you should add in more skateboarding Bam.
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WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?!
I am in a 2 year recovery for back surgery and Bam's show is the only one on this damn TV that makes me laugh my frickin ass off.
You all sound like a bunch of crying ass babies.
Shutup and just watch the show like your gonna do anyway!
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first of all its up to bam who the hell he wants to fuck and you no what jessica simpson is fucking way cooler then jen she obbiously wasn't giving him what he wanted!! i love both bam and jessica and they're going to make a cute couple! and jessica is way better than jen. jen sucks. GO BAM AND JESSICA!!!
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FUCK jesica 4 fucking my future husband! She got her cowman. She cant dance,she cant sing wat da hell is she doen' on freakin' tv?! Dats y Bam broke it off in bed! but y do her pimple chinned ass gotta fuck wit shit! Hopefully she gets cheated on a thousand times and is stupider than she is right now and forgives the dude every time ... or chick ... ... ya never now!
BITCH RIGHT YO' OWN LYRICS!
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All I have to say is, wow, you all need lives....
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she jus waned 2 do somin strange 4 a lil bit of change
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OK.. all of you people who are all like "Jenn is a whore! I hate her!" ---or whatever, needs to stop. Personally, i think that the people saying this is just possibly jealous that Bam loved Jenn and was ingaged to her? Well if thats the truth.. then well.. thats life. and if you were truley fans of Bam you would want him to be happy, right? And... AGAIN, if Bam really did what he allegidly *sp* did, then who cares? is it really that big of a deal? what ever frosts ur cupcake right? and on the other hand, if he says he didnt then he didnt. its that simple. no questions asked :) please respond <3
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YEAH! AMBERS RITE IF YA'LL REALLY LUV HIM YA'LL REALLY WOULD EXCEPT THAT HE WAS IN LUV WIT HER. HATE JESSICA SIMPSON 4 BEING A SLUT!
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WHO GIVES A DAMN? I think all you little bitches that talk smack about bam should get a life and realize.....bam is cool...
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how could Bam screwed her?he's so f****** blind.i don't have anything against him,he's hott as hell,but i can't get WHY THE STUPID JESSICA SIMPSON???????
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jessica's dad was a church guy jeessica waited for s3x untill marrige according to the newlyweds it doesn't sound like there is really a GOOD TIME happening upstairs often do you think she would really take a stride that BIG in such a short time
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qestion: why do we care so much about this for all we know your neighbors could be doing the same
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i agree with Cat.....why do we care?????????????????????but oh well....
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oh yeah and joka girl what makes u so sure thar bam is ur future husband have u even ever met him?
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WHAT MAKES U SO SURE HE AINT AND HOW DO U KNOW I HAVEN'T MET? U A STOCKER?
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well, the sad thing is that alot of people do thrive off of gossip, and alot of it stems from celebrities. i also want to make a point here, that there are alot of poeple that get on the internet, and some of them probably do have (inside) information that is true. some of its is probably distorted. and some people might not even listen to what i have to say. but i still have to say it..cause i just love this kinda shit guyz! bam really is gay. he's not openly gay, because it would probably ruin his career and the respect of alot of people he is aquainted with. its his sex life, and his business. so... but he did admit it to his brother, jess. and this i KNOW even though i wont disclose anymore information there. but i still watch his shows and concider myself a fan of his. also a fan of nick and jessica. not into their music, but i love the show.. but then again, i just love reality shows.
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Bam is not fucking gay thats just bs.
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bam rocks he is so hot
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bam rocks he is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!
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hay clint just how old r u ?? i think if u r older than me and hannah then u should stop ackin like a little boy and just get on wiv ur life u sad sad little man. hay Hannah how's things??? Bam u still rule no matter wot any1 sez!!! and the ones that say bam is ugly and has 2 get a life U R DA DUMBFUCKS!!!! i g2g and do some work now ill be bk on later..... bye all u on ere that r good anought 2 waste my time on sayin bye 2 .
BAM + HIM R.O.C.K!!!!!!!!!
Hannah and Gemma rule the universe so much better than clint ever did or ever will......sad little man that he is.
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HANNAH & Gemma--
i have an idea! you guys can simultaneously eat my ass. i don't care how old you little bitches are, go to another forum cause you two are obviously just stupid & immature.
HIM SUCKS.
BAM is secretly GAY.
NICK is the MAN.
JESSICA is BEAUTIFUL & CAN SING HER TAIL OFF.
PHIL & DON VITO ARE WHITE PIGS REPRESENTING WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA.
HIM's MUSIC IS CRAP, EURO GARBAGE (BUT THEN AGAIN MOST OF EUROPE IS A SHIT HOLE, ESPECIALLY WHERE HANNAH & GERMMA ARE FROM, I'LL BET)
watch for the "NICK LACHEY PROJECT" coming soon to MTV loosers.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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oh yeah...
I'D DEFINITELY BANG JEN.
SHE'S HOT TOO, IN A SLUTTY STRIPPER WAY.
A different style than JESSICA.
JESSICA IS WHAT YOU CALL A KEEPER.
JEN IS JUST A DIRTY LITTLE SLUT THAT GUYS JUST LIKE TO FUCK FOR FUN BUT DEFINITELY NOT A KEEPER.
After hearing that phone call though that she made to the radio station in an attempt to fuck BAM over i'd say she'd probably need a sock in her mouth (or something else!) ; )
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Just get the fuck over it. You bitches are mad that she is prettier than you. And she is a better singer than all of you people will ever be. And if he did sleep with her thats there problem not ours. I dont think you people would want us to be in your fucking personally life.
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SoMe GoOd PoInTs CLiNt.. KeeP roCkiN the UnIverSe BaBy!!! EsPeCiAlly WheN it CoMeS to ThEsE DuMb TeeNyBoPPerS thAt Are Sooooo In LoVe wIth a GuY tHey doN't Even Know, bEcaUse tHey obViouSlY haVe nO liVeS oF ThEiR oWn...I jUsT love it. AnD NeVer cEasE to bE amAzeD at juSt hoW maNy tRuE iDiOts ThErE aRe iN tHe WorLd...PeAcE
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As i said before.. just be happy for Bam.. i mean come on, if you are really fans of him you would. Am i right? Now come on people.. lets not get jealous of Jenn, or Jessica for being "friends" for that matter... i mean.. who cares! let Bam live his life! lol.. but yeah i really dont think that bam would appreciate you all trash talking the women that he was ingaged and dated for seven years. but hey, thats just me. -- If you ever wanna get a hold of me drop me a email... xElementx112x@hotmail.com tthxx<3
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bam bammed jessica simpson? why am i just now hearing of this. i have a poster of her hanging above my bed. how come a guy like bam can get her and i can't! dammit...
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Deena-- HEY. i have a question for you. Does liking Bam and being a Bam fan automatically classify me as a "teenie-bopper"?! Girl, if you want one of those go to a Simple Plan or Good Charlotte concert. and im not saying that there isnt any teenie-bopper Bam fans..cause i have come across plenty. you can ususally pick them out if they talk in all caps, and they swear alot. But yeah i am not a teenie bopper, and so i'd appreciate it if you didnt classify ALL Bam fans as teenie-boppers because thats anything but the truth <3
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*No Offense towards you or anything :)
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very good point amber :)
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Scott, if you read this, just a recommendation: delete this thread for all that is good about Stereogum, or at least redirect it to www.tigerbeat.com. The collective IQ of Stereogum readers continues to be destroyed by this mess.
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Clint me n Hannah r prob older than u,+ we come from New York.
FUCK U DEENA U CAN STAY OUT OV THIS!!!
who r u 2 have a go, u r prob more dumb than us.
And by the way i do know Bam me and Hannah have met him and our family know him...... so go and fuck urself or Clint coz thats all the fun u will be gettin, ur prob ugly cow with one tit bigger than the other.
All i can say is, u 2 r sayin that u r sooooo much older than me n Hannah when u r havin a go and if u r older u should know better.
U both need 2 go and jump off a clif 2gether then u can bum each other over jessica (slag) and BIG HARD MAN nick in hell.
BAM+HIM R.O.C.K!!!!!
ME N HANNAH RULE THE UNIVERSE BETTER THAN CLINT
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BAM N HIM ROCK
BAM N HIM ROCK
BAM N HIM ROCK
N I WOULD SO DO BAM OVER N OVER TILL I GOT SOUR
Hannah and Gemma rule the universe.... 2oo1 - 2005 and on
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BAM N HIM ROCK
BAM N HIM ROCK
BAM N HIM ROCK
N I WOULD SO DO BAM OVER N OVER TILL I GOT SOUR
Hannah and Gemma rule the universe.... 2oo1 - 2005 and on
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what is the big deal with bam just because he has slept with sum1 it doesn't mean he is so special xxxxxx
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hay steph what u sayin bout BAM he is sooooo fit and jessica is a salg. hows drama??? lol
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WOT U TALKIN BOUT STEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!
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what does salg mean jemma get your words right and get your eyes tested bam is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo not fit and jessica is pretty (ha ha) drama is great!!!! lol
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nowt as come through!!!!
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i woz typin 2 fast. BAM is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fit and jessica is not pretty.... do u know what is goin on wiv BAM and jess????
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its not come through haha
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its not come through haha
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talk 2 me plz
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no i dont and any way he still wont be fit even if i knew what was going on haha lol xxxxxxxxx
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nope
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this takes the piss at loading its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow xxx
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bam and jessica have bein in a relationship with each ova when she woz still wiv nick. but now she is bk wiv nick just like a little slag!!!!!! lol
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nope
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hay Hannah if u r readin this or if u go on 2 da computer .... hows things... r u still goin 2 baggies??? i saw kim yesterday but she aint in 2day! ill ring u when i get home 2 see. anyways wot is up wiv every1 on this computer y do u all come on here if u dont like Bam or jessica?? u should get a life if there is any people over 21` on this website coz u should have better things 2 do than slag off people who u dont even know!!
Hay Hannnah i hope u r ok coz some1 sed that u went 2 your mums nans funeral da ova day. bless ya. u better get better by saturday coz i aint goin wiv out ya!!
Bam + him r.o.c.k.
Hannah and Gemma rule da universe much better than CLINT or DEENA, ever will/ did, and thats a fact
i hope by me sayin this is goin 2 wind u both up u sad little pethetic people!!!
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hey steph hows things im in english and im soooooooooooo boared!!!!! Talk 2 me if u can plz :) dont matter i have 2 go now and look at anouther website which dont have so many losers like CLINT and DEENA! bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
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My apologies to Amber. I didn't mean that towards you or all bam-fans whatsoever. I apologize if it sounded that way :). I was directing that towards a specific few people... Namely Hannah and Gemma :) Sorry if you took it offensively.
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i find this amuzing. specially hannah and jemma... are you girls from england? or from new york, or backwoods west virginia? hahahahahahahahah have a nice day girls. bam said to tell you to eat his ass too, by the way.
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"WOULD SO DO BAM OVER N OVER TILL I GOT SOUR"
(QUOTED FROM GEMMA; SEE ABOVE FOR REFERENCE)
SHES PROBABLY ALREADY SOURED
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HERE.
YOURS TRULY, ROB
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P.S. GEMMA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF 'SOUR'
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Thanks for clearing that up Deena :)
Much love to all the true fans <3
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Oh, and to Hannah and Gemma, who care if Bam is fit? I mean, come on! do you look at your neighbor like that?! Because to me Bam isnt like a celebrity, and meeting him would just be like meeting ne random person. So yeah, i dont know if Bam is fit or not, but Jessica is definitely beautiful. am i right?!
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But I have to say... HIM does rock <3
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From: The New York Post page 6
June 30, 2005 -- A CHRISTIAN group calling itself "The Resistance" wants Jessica Simpson (above) to apologize for her "slutty" video of "These Boots are Made for Walking" and re-shoot a clean version. The group objects to Simpson's racy antics in the vid, especially because her father was a pastor and she's a Christian role model. "It's sad to see her whore herself out like this," declares the group's, rep "John Conner" (he won't divulge his real name). "She's a singing stripper." The Resistance has also blasted MTV for "celebrating the homosexual agenda."
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All i gotta say is I hope Bam didnt have sex with jessica simpson....YUCK....Bam is way to fine to have to sleep with jessica....Anyways...besides that all i gotta say is BAM IS HOT!!! :)
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people didn't know viva la bam was fake? well DUH...
i believe jessica fucked bam. or bam fucked jessica. whatever. why would phil lie? and no-one is stupid enough to not be aware of the meaning of "slept"... these hollywood types don't seem to know the innocent meaning either.
i don't really blame the girl, i would choose bam over nick lachey any day.
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There's a story that Bam and Jenn were paid $8,000 for the article about the affair.
Why would Bam need fuckin $8,000? That's a complete lie because he's already a frikkin millionaire at 25yrs old! He has a nice "castle" paid off his parent's house, has expensive cars...
No one really knows for sure if she had sex with johnny and bam but for you idiots who think Jess is "too good" or so wholesome, classy and Christian to do such a thing b/c she waited until she got married to have sex you guys must be stupid and blind. People change over time and people aren't perfect. Jessica is very very good-looking, yes that's true. But wholesome, goody goody and Christian she fuckin ain't or at least not any more. She has the nerve to criticize girls who works at Hooters yet she makes a skanky music video for "these boots..." Even her hubby Nick snapped back at her on a The Newly Weds episode about being a hypocrit saying she isn't any better than Hooters girls because she poses scantilly clad in Blender and what not. If you guys noticed she's been posing scantily clad and all sexy in sooo many magazines. Her new music video is worse! I've seen it and she isn't innocent at all especially when she washes the car in her bikini. It's funny how they just banned the Paris Hilton Burger King commercial where Paris washes a car in a sexy bikini like a skank but I have yet to hear anyone critizing J.S. for ehr new vid. Seriously, her music vid is worse.
And for those dumbasses who say that Bam is way to fine for her (like andrea) or that Jess is way too good for a dirty sk8r like him you guys are complete morons. BOTH Bam and J.S. are fucking hott.
Gemma, Hanna, you guys are fucking immature morons. Why do you stupid ass lil girls use this board to fucking talk to each other? Go use fuckin AIM or something. You guys sound like complete losers. If you guys really knew each other why fuckign communicatee on this fucking board?
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half of you guys are smart,the other half? complete morons. For those of you who have been debating about HIM...who gives a fucking damn!!!!???!!!
If you're into HIm, that's cool if you're not that fine too but why do you guys have to battle it out whether HIm is gay or awesome? frikkin dumbshits
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OMFG, gemma you area complete moron...
"who r u 2 have a go, u r prob more dumb than us."
lmao. hahaha you just called yourself dumb! hahaha
"And by the way i do know Bam me and Hannah have met him and our family know him...."
Bitch please, for one, just b/c you meet someone doesn't mean you KNOW them. Second, I fucking doubt that your family knows the margeras. and if you do know bam and his family, shame on you for talking about them in the web. yeah right you know them.
"All i can say is, u 2 r sayin that u r sooooo much older than me n Hannah when u r havin a go and if u r older u should know better.
U both need 2 go and jump off a clif 2gether then u can bum each other over jessica (slag) and BIG HARD MAN nick in hell.
ME N HANNAH RULE THE UNIVERSE BETTER THAN CLINT
Posted by: gemma at July 1, 2005 06:49 AM "
omfg, gemma, your enlish and grammar is terrible, your a complete hypocrite and immature.
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"hey steph hows things im in english and im soooooooooooo boared!!!!! "-gemma
what does I'm in english mean? you fucking can't speak enlish. Don't you mean "I'm in ENGLAND?" god you're fucking dumb.
"Talk 2 me if u can plz :)"-gemma
oh no talk to me if you can b/c I need people in the internet to talk to b/c I got no friends in real life to talk to. Oh please talk to me someone Im so bored! hahaha get a life gemma
"dont matter i have 2 go now and look at anouther website which dont have so many losers like CLINT and DEENA! bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Posted by: gemma at July 1, 2005 09:23 AM "
what a loser, you just said goodbye to someone who wasn't even tALking to you and then you say you have to go so you can look at another website? omfg are you dumb. at least Clint is intelligent where as everythign you write is immature, incoherent...you can;t spell, you can't speak english, you don't make sense.
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"but he's so short in person
Posted by: gary at June 5, 2005 04:25 AM "
you're a fucking moron. Bam is 5 feet 10 inches tall. you call that short?
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"And Jen claimed that Bam put "illegal porn" of them on the CKY4 and Haggard videos. Definitely a lie. I have the CKY4 DVD and I have the movie Haggard, and there is NO porn on it. The closest thing that there is to porn is you see Bam's hand between Jen's legs and you can see her underwear. You can't really SEE anything.
Posted by: Justin at June 24, 2005 01:33 AM"
Hey Justin, I hope you read this. Last year, when CKY4 was released, there was a hidden "Easter Egg" (secluded DVD extra) with a short clip of and Bam Margera and his Jenn Rivell, "getting it on." It was only on the first 5,000 copies released, so I guess that explains the late blooming hype. If you want to find out about the "sex tape" just type out "bam margera sex tape" on yahoo adn you'll find a lot of links to watch it. So, in short, jen wasnt a liar about the tapes
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Whoever you are, anonymous person... I don't know who you are but I have a few things to say to you, so LISTEN UP... EVERYBODY. You've made some very interesting points anonymous :) Keep It Up!!!!
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I love you Hannah & Gemma! I have a thing for little moron chicks from "English". LMFAO. Maybe you guys should look into some kind of instant messenger service. You may not have heard of it before. But theres this thing called a search engine, found on MOST Computers, though I can't guarantee there would be one on yours. BUT, anyway, just type in AIM or Yahoo Messenger, ICQ etc... and you might get a clue of what to do. THEN call one another up and tell the other your screen name and talk on there so all these poor people don't have to listen to your stupid shit. Bye girls!
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Thank you jenna. Hey secret admirer-thanks for spending the time to tell gemma and hannah how to use aim. It makes me feel a lot better that there are intelligent ppl like you two out there.
"bam and jessica have bein in a relationship with each ova when she woz still wiv nick. but now she is bk wiv nick just like a little slag!!!!!! lol
Posted by: gemma at July 1, 2005 07:43 AM "
good grief, it really amazes me how stupid and immature you sound. How the fuck would you know if jess and Bam were together or not? You don't know these people, just b/c you here all these rumors doesn't mean it's frikkin true. ANd if you're going to write in slang, you can at least write in slang correctly.
Bam's, jessica's, johnny's and jenn's life is none of my business and no one elses except theres. HOWEVER, I'd be a liar if I didn't care about this chaos about the alleged affair and all of you who posted here would be liars too if you guys said you guys don't care. It took each and every one of us some effort to type in "bam margera jessica simpson affair" in yahoo or google what have you. I'll tell you gus why I give a damn. I'm a 21 yr old female been living here in Honolulu for couple of yrs now, I'm actually from Orange county, CA (and Orange County isn't as glamorous as it appears to be on the TV show THE OC, same thing with North Shore). So why do I give a damn? Because Bam Margera and Johnny and the Jackass crew are ppl I have admired, respected and looked up to and I have always enjoyed watching them on TV. I admire them for working hard, making so much effort into the Jackass show and making so many of us laugh. I fuckin adore those guys, I'm a big fan of the show. Even Bam Margera, he made HIMSELF his own fucking brand. You see so many skate decks and clothes with HIS logo and name on it. I even have my own Bam skateboard (element.) Some of you morons said that he is lazy and can't even skate. Give me a fucking break, Bam isn't scared to take on so many things when he skates and he lands almost every trick he does. He has so much guts when he skates. If you guys who think he sucks well where are you guys? He's fucking sponsored by fuckign ELEMENT. Fuck, even my semi-pro skater boyfriend gives Bam credit for his talent. Bam may not eb the best, but to say he isn't good at skating is WRONG. Also,he's worked hard over the years to be where he is now, he even paid off his parents house and is a millionare at 25. He is so successful in in so many ways by working hard. That's not to mention his good looks which makes him more appealing. I understand some of you think he doesn't look handsome and that's fine but in reality, A LOT of females think he is attractive even me.(I really agreed what debbie had to say in her post btw...) With Jessica, I remember when she first came out years ago. She was genuinely wholesome and stuck by her guns. She honestly was a great role model. I was never a fan of her music but at least I had some respect. However, I'm frikkin dislike her lately sexy magazine layouts and covers and her skanky "these boots.." video. I'm not a hater, I really think she is amazingly beautful(even though she can look like shit but hey, all of us do soemtimes) and she worked hard for her success. Yeha, she can't really sing THAT well, but she IS an entertainer which she does well. Being her silly ol dumb-blonde self on The newlyweds always made me laugh and amused. When I watched her perform "these boots..." at the US troops special thingy on ABC, all the soldiers were fuckign quiet. So was I when I watched, I was at awe watching Jess perform the rendition looking so sexy and gorgeous as heck, I was amazed that the whole crowd was quiet in awe too. ( She is a moron though, she didnt even know the song was orginally done by Nancy Sinatra, she thought it was done by loretta lynn...but oh well) So, when I hear these chaotic "rumor" about Johnny, Bam and Jessica it really got my intrigued. First Phil said, then Jenn said, then Bam said....it's all pretty fucking crazy. I mean yeah, Bam and his crazy "jackass" friends do a lot of crazy pranks but to go as far as to get Jessica Simpson involved, to have his own dad say he slept with jessica and jenn calling...that's fucking nuts. That's why I'm taking it kinda seriously. When you get a fuckign MARRIED woman involved it's not something that anyone should fucking joke about. These are the reasons why we're all (well at least me)is even a curious about this "rumor." Sure, no one wouldn't give a shit if it was a neighbor a couple blocks down the street who had sex with a married woman and we shouldn't give a shit about bam, johnny and jessica but can you blame us for even caring a little about these celebrities?
Also, people like Jessica Simpson asks for this shit. Give me a break. If jessica simpsons complains about tabloids and rumors about her (I really hate a lot of tablods and paparazzi btw) then she must be stupid. She goes as far to have her own reality TV show let alone show up up to so many awards and promote her movies, music, makeup line ect then she should know better an expect all of these rumors and paparazzi to happen. I don't think it's right at all to write lies and gossip on tabloids and magazines BUT this is celebrity. I'd fucking know better not to over expose myself in the public eye. If she doesn't want people to pry in her life, she should know better and not be in the public eye so much.
phew, that felt good to express everything I wanted to say. Thanks for all of you guys for reading my post, even for those of you who might be annoyed by my posts.
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plzz bam did not fuck jessica a bruch of people went to her house after the the killers band played bam and a bruch of other people stayed at jessicas house for the night duh god dam u peolpe any way jen waz mad becase bam broke it off with her
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yeah, even though i don't know them, I highly doubt they had an affair. Jessica is married and johnny too. Bam and friends were prolly just hung out at jess' place and nothing happened just like he said.
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Anonymous-- Oh my god, i couldnt have said it better myself! (talking about your LONG post) Thats exactly what i was trying to say. Mad props :)
Drop me an email sometime! xElementx112x@hotmail.com
<3
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And..... people please, as i said before.. lets keep the teenie bopper remarks to a minimum. For example "Jessica is such a sLUT" "Jenn is soo UGLY" "OH ID BANG BAM IN A SECOND" and lets get this straight. Jess and Jenn are beautiful. Id kill to look like either of them! And, im sure Bam isnt intrested in 13 year old obsessors. Am I rIGHT?
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Thanx amber! =)
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Anytime :)
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hey amber, did u read my previous posts? I started writing right after hannah's last post.
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i new it jessica is a lill slut i wonder who else she is screwing around with and bams ex is obsessed with him get over it seriosly phil u should stand by bams side as a father and a mate nick learn how to please ur wife and bam ur the best sk8ter eva
bam ur the hottest guy i have seen but if what ur ex says is true than in the future u should have a little more respect and be more faithful to ur lover just remember
love is wat we give hate is wat we do fear is wat are made of
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"bam margera got rich by knowing the right people. if it weren't for johnny knoxville (whom is also a sick bastard)he would be nothing. he's not good at skating, he's not a very good actor, and i can't see that he's got much skill as a director either."
nicky
dumbass, or course johnny knoxville helped him out but doesn't mean that he wouldn't be nothing if it weren't were johnny. He starting doing CKY skateboard videos and many of them had Jackass sort of pranks in them BEFORE Jackass appeared on MTV. THAT'S why Johnny collaborated with Bam, you dumbshit. And Bam IS an fuckign awesome skateboarder. Have you ever even watched him really skate? Bam isn't scared to take on so many things when he skates and he lands almost every trick he does and has been skating since he was a little kid. He's sponsored by fuckign ELEMENT. ANd BAM skateboards has sold more in one month than Tony Hawk boards in history. And who cares if he is an good actor or not or a good director. Haggard was an indie film, made and directed by Bam himself. It's not like he's in the big silver screen with his movies. He got out of his ass and made his own movie himself. he even admitted that he's nto great of an actor but he just likes making movies. He's worked his fucking ass off and is successful, paid of his parents house too. What have you done? Your just jealous.
" i think its disturbing to find that skanky ass people like bam margera can even get a girl that pretty"
nicky
psh, if anything, Jessica Simpson is more a skanky ass than Bam shaking her tits all around in a wet bikini in her music vid.
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"i new it jessica is a lill slut i wonder who else she is screwing around with and bams ex is obsessed with him get over it seriosly phil u should stand by bams side as a father and a mate nick learn how to please ur wife and bam ur the best sk8ter eva
bam ur the hottest guy i have seen but if what ur ex says is true than in the future u should have a little more respect and be more faithful to ur lover just remember
love is wat we give hate is wat we do fear is wat are made of
Posted by: chantelle troll at July 4, 2005 01:29 AM "
shut up chantelle troll. Who are you to call her a slut? You don't even knwo the fucking truth let alone these people. And why in are you giving them advice? You think they're gonna read this? Stop embarrassing yourself.
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Hey anonymous, can't forget Bam is also sponsored by Adio, Volcom, Diakka, Electric, Fairman's, Spitfire, Destroyer, Jone's Soda, CKy but I'm sure you know that already
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I THINK CEECEE (JESSICA'S BF) DID THE BANGING WITH BAM AND JOHNNY BECAUSE U CAN TELL SHE WANTS TO BE JESSCIA
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PLUS SHE WANTS NICK SO BAD BETTER WATCH IT JESSICA
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this board is beginning to really suck. why are you morons copying things other people are saying and reposting it? you're making this very boring. especially the stupid teenie-bopper bullshit. its bad enough we had to read that shit the first time, then have to read it again cause some moron wanted to repost it to make a point. enough already. say what you wanna say like the rest of us, but please don't make us read the idiotic bullshit more than once!!!
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CASEY IS THE BITCH'S NAME NOT CEECEE SORRY GUYS WANNA BE JESSCIA
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yea im nosey so when i heard about all the controversy over jessica simpson's new video, and her supposed affair with bam margera and johnny knoxville i had to get on here and try to see what its all about. i eventually seen jessica's new video, and i have to agree, that its far different from the image of her prior to all of this. maybe shes reached a point in her life where she wants to try new things, and is confident enough with her body to use it to gain attention/more fame. i can't personally say anything bad about her. but, for the life of me, i can't see what she'd see in bam margera. i looked up some pictures of him to see what he looks like, and i don't find him at all attractice myself. but, nick lachey, even though personally i don't think his music is worth listening to, that guy is so hot. its the main reason i watched newlyweds. he's so cute. but him and jessica make such a cute couple. so i hope they work it out.
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I think that its probably another publicity stunt, that worked. I mean, obviously, the majority of Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey & Bam Margera fans are teenagers, so maybe this is some kind of stunt to appeal to an older generation?
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Bam is a punk, a pussy, a spoiled brat who got famous for bein a dipshit. if thats something to be proud of, theres somethin' wrong with everybody. but jessica simpson is so sexy... i hope she didn't have sex with him, because i got a secret to tell.... he doesn't bathe!! yea, thats right, he's got cooties. i hope she didnt catch his cooties.. shhhh! you didnt hear it from me though!
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IF I DID THINK HE WAS SEXY, I'D NEVER ADMIT IT ;)
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Ladies interested in meeting Bam? All you good looking ladies out there leave your homepage address or link to a picture site. Please have a picture posted. Homepages/Links without a real photo will not be concidered. 18+ only! Keep it clean. No full nudity.
Sincerely,
Dave
P.S. Thanks to all the true fans...
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okay for one for all you people who is not on jessica simpson's side is fuckin stupid she is a christian so she wouldn't cheat on nick... if she did then she did oh well! i just think hey it is her life not your so get over it... let her go.no one should be telling her what to do with her life cause she is an adult she don't need anyone teling her what is right and wrong she is a big girl! GOSH nick cheated on her too. so what is the big deal? anyways i think phil and bams x girlfriend would lie because they are too bored with their own stupid lives... and they can't think of any thing else to do! Also i think that bam's x girlfriend is just jealous because jessica got bam and and his x girlfriend dont have bam anymore think about it people!!! if you have something to say tell her! i hate it when people talk about people behind their backs... it is so stupid... but leave her alone let her figure it out becasue none of us will have a chance to be with bam or nick or who ever but she has the chance! not us. if she wants bam who cares. but hey that is all i got to say maybe she did do it but i can care or less!!!
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bam ur a baller
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What the fuck ever Bam wouldnt do that if she who cares and you know what just becouse in a pic they were sitting togeather doesnt mean anything and jen is the biggest pussy so who cares
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Bam is my idol and that little slut Jenn is going to stop from likeing him!...I am freaking obsesed and thats not gunna change from that little slut trying to get attention~
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ok ok wuts the hell is everyone fighting about! It's just something stupid in a magazine. The people that wrote it knew that it would catch all Bam's and Jessica's Fan's eyes! Well i can see that it worked. Everyone is worrying! Calm down. Nohting is for sure, and wtv happened happened no one can control it. Why is everybody fighting? ya sure... people are making fun of jess, and her fans are pretty angry, and the same goes for Bam, but obviously both sides... bothe groups of fans ( Bam's fan, and Jessica's Fans ) are completely different and have different taste! Come on... Jessica is a preppyish pop princess, and Bam is a Rocker skater! COME ON! 2 diferent groups of Fans who have different tastes and styles... Persononaly I ADORE Bam, but i can't do anything about the STUPID Bam and Jessica " SCANDAL " Just everyone respect the people you like and forget about the other people that are critisizing. I really hate when people talk badly about the people i liek including Bam, but it's starts a huge fight if u try to get back at them and wuts the point the person will just hate you and the person ur idolizing even MORE! Well Have a great week everyone!
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i am jessica simspons biggest fan just si you know. everyone is jealouse and needs to leave her alone. If you watch making the video of these boots are made for walking (so awesome) nick was there. why would he be there if they werent together. c'mon. you can bekieve wat you want i dont want to listen to everyone talking about the best person ever. whoever believes all these things is just jealouse because she is hot her husband is hot and everyone loves her. so shove it up you ass
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Whooooaaaaa everybody! I've been gone from the computer for a while and low & behold has this forum grown.
It is funny to see how many peeps agree with me that HANNAH & gemma are retarded. I have nothing against you 2 but it is fun to banter back and forth that's it!!! You guys immaturity is easy to pick up on though.
So has anyone heard anything about "The Nick Lachey Project?"
I hope it works out for them since I have been tired of Ashton's stupid ass lately.
What a prick Kutcher has turned into. I was a huge fan of Punk'd when it 1st came out then they lost me during the 3rd season. I'd like to see what Nick can come up with for his new show "The Nick Lachey Project" I think the Sunday Stew on MTV is gettin extremely old. Does anyone else agree? MTV needs help. I mean come on who is this stupid Andy Milanokis kid anyhow besides Jimmy Kimmel's latest puppet? Crank Yankers has come to life! Andy Milanokis should be called pinnochio instead. but back to the subject-
has anyone seen the Dukes of Hazzard movie?
HIM does suck
Nick ROCKS.
Jessica is Beautiful.
Phil is a PIG (along with Vito)
BAM is a dirty little scumbag.
HIM sucks (eurotrash is the style of the music)
I actually missed this forum.....
good to be back.
Hello to deena & amber !!! i'll bet you two are hotties yourself. ; )
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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Whooooaaaaa everybody! I've been gone from the computer for a while and low & behold has this forum grown.
It is funny to see how many peeps agree with me that HANNAH & gemma are retarded. I have nothing against you 2 but it is fun to banter back and forth FOR ENTERTAINMENT & that's it!!! Hannah & gemma's immaturity is easy to pick up & i personally think it's funny.
So has anyone heard anything about "The Nick Lachey Project?"
I hope it works out for him since I have been tired of Ashton's stupid ass lately.
What a prick Kutcher has turned into. I was a huge fan of Punk'd when it 1st came out then they lost me during the 3rd season. I'd like to see what Nick can come up with for his new show "The Nick Lachey Project" I think the Sunday Stew on MTV is gettin extremely old. Does anyone else agree? MTV needs help. I mean come on who is this stupid Andy Milanokis kid anyhow besides Jimmy Kimmel's latest puppet? Crank Yankers has come to life! Andy Milanokis should be called pinnochio instead. but back to the subject-
has anyone seen the Dukes of Hazzard movie?
HIM does suck.
Bam doesn't shower & is BISEXUAL.
Nick ROCKS.
Jessica is Beautiful.
Phil is a PIG (along with Vito & Ape).
HIM sucks (eurotrash is the style of the music)
I actually missed this forum.....
good to be back.
Hello to deena & amber, i'll bet you two are hotties yourself. ; )
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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Hey uhm I just heard about all this and who cares?!!! Everyone is judgeing Bam and Jessica, it's stupid cause none of us knows either of them so why do you care just chill out and be a good fan and mind you own damn bussines.
OH HIM DOSE NOT SUCK!!!
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Hey Clint,
Even though I don't agree with everything you have to say at least you are more mature with everything you have to say than most people who posted. Glad to know that you think gemma and hannah are retarded, too hehehe. yeah, I don't have anything against them either but it's funny and it's easy to "pick on them." I mean, everything I wrote to them, I seriously think they needed someone to point out how stupid they sound.hehehe Oh well.
As for teh Nick Lachey Project I haven't heard about it at all. Is it like Punkd? I too was psyched about Ashton's Punkd when it first came out but him and his show got OLD...QUICK. I'm sick of Ashton, I really think MTV needs to let him go. And as for that new Jimmy Kimmel/Andy Milonakis show, well I don't think I dislike it as much as you do but it is pretty "OFF" humor-if that makes any sense. It's like this Andy Milonakis show just popped outta nowhere, like MTV was desperate. BTW, I haven't seen Dukes of Hazard. It's going to hit the theatres in August but I could care less about the movie, at least for now.
BTW, how was Hawaii? Which island did you go to? I'm from southern california but I've been living here in Honolulu, Hawaii for a couple of years now.
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anonymous-- thanks for the line.
i think i am just all t.v'd out presently.
(I am sure it doesn't help that I work in the industry too) the Andy Milonakis Show is a Jimmy Kimmel creation from what i understand. It is definitely "OFF" humor. I believe Kimmel got a lot of money from MTV (known for taking gambles) but you know "Crank Yankers" (Comedy Central) that is one of Kimmel's creations too and I think that was pretty damn funny.... very creative & keen. Ashton is a wennie & I agree has gotten out of control. Have you seen that one show he created called something like "My New Best Friend." Oh me, oh my..... crap tv at it's finest.
North Shore, Hawaii is where I visit frequently, not far from Foodland. I love Hawaii!!! Pipeline is the greatest surf spot ever...
peace for now anonymous. Hawaii rocks.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
btw, anonymous... i believe you scared Hannah & gemma right out of this posting area! pretty funny......
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Clint, I think you dominated this forum for awhile. Glad to see you back to take over!!!
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Ok, here are the things I have gathered so far, from this:
1. JESSICA SIMPSON/BAM MARGERA (ALLEGED AFFAIR)
2. NICK LACHEY COULD KICK BAM'S ASS. THEN BAM COULD KICK NICK'S ASS. (i still think i'd put my money on nick)
3. QUITE A FEW NOW BELIEVE JESSICA SIMPSON TO BE A "SLUT" BECAUSE IT'S RUMOURED SHE IS TO HAVE SLEPT WITH (2) GUYS HER WHOLE LIFE, AT THE AGE OF WHAT? 24? 25?.
4. BAM DOESN'T BATHE
5. BAM IS A DIRTY SKATERboy
6. JESSICA IS UGLY AND "HORSEFACED" (yeah right)
7. JENN RIVELL IS ALSO UGLY (also bullshit)
8. BAM IS GAY
9. BAM IS NOT GAY HE'S JUST BISEXUAL!
10. THE MAJORITY OF BAM MARGERA ADMIRERS SEEM TO BE ABOUT 11-12 YEARS OLD.
11. NICK IS STILL HOTTER
12. JESSICA IS STILL GORGEOUS & SO IS JENN.
13. THE WORLD IS STILL FULL OF JEALOUS, HATIN TEENIE-BOPPIN GIRLS.
14. AND SOME MORON POSTED ON HERE TO GET A BUNCH OF NAIVE GIRLS TO POST NUDE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES ON THE NET IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT, PRETENDING TO BE CONNECTED TO BAM, APPARENTLY.
15. CLINT IS BACK (still rockin the universe)
16. APPEARS THAT HANNAH AND GEMMA FINALLY GAVE UP.
14. A GROUP OF CHRISTIANS ARE VERY PISSED ABOUT JESSICA SIMPSON'S NEW VIDEO.
15. JENN CATCHES BAM IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN.
16.
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OOPS I GOT CAUGHT OFF. I LOVE THIS SHIT
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Hey Clint,
Glad you enjoyed North Shore. It's a really nice mellow place and great surf spot. I rarely go there though, since I live in Honolulu I usually go to Waikiki, Waimanalo(my fav).
Crank Yankers- yeah, I know Jimmy Kimmel is the man behind that show. Personally, I think Crank Yankers is great; it really is creative and innovative. Gotta give Jimmy Kimmel props for being so gutsy. Yeah, it's dirty adult humor but hey, it makes me laugh. I love Special Ed BTW. "HAWAII! YAAAAAAAAy! I'm going to HAwaii..." lol I dunno, something about that cute mentally challenged puppet always cracks me up. If they had a stuffed toy Special Ed I'd buy it.
And as for Ashton's show, My new Bestfriend, I don't know anythig about it. What is it about?
Btw, you keep mentioning that you work in the entertainment industry, what do you do exactly? And no, I'm not asking you so I can use you to become famous. :p I could care less about celebrity, and I don't think I would like being famous but it's ironic that I adore the entertainment business, especially film. I love to sing,act,write and direct and I'm a self-proclaimed film buff. ^_^
TTYL Clint, by the way, you can call me "Elle" for now. Time to do laundry and go to Foodland.
P.S. Yeah, I think I scared off Hannah and Gemma too. I showed my boyfriend all the immature/mean posts I did and we just cracked up. I'm not really that mean though but they really needed someone to tell em off for being so dumb n immature. Sorry, can't help that I make myself laugh. hehehehehe
California is my future kingdom and I will be the queen....
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Anonymous-- Hey Girl, i have to aplaud ur abilities to scare Hannah and Gemma the hell of this board. Thank God there will be no more of that. And I think that we have gotten our point across that Jessica and Jenn are NOT sluts and are beautiful girls. haha.. Much Love :)
Clint-- I see that you hate teenie boppers as well as i do.. although i dont agree with all ur statements... I am a big fan of HIM.. and i love them :) AND.. im pretty sure Bam bathes... but who really knows? Keep rockin Buddy. ;)
<3 amber
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BTW... i am not a fan of HIM like Hannah and Gemma. Hell, they prolli dont even know what HIM stands for.. and if u looked at me.. you would NEVER know the kind of music i listen to :)
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Clint is a man who know's what he is talking about ~
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Clint is a man who know's what he is talking about ~ thanks !
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whoa.... girls easy there! haha just kiddin'
thanks for the kind words girls. the fact of the matter is that i am still trying to get over the fact that burt reynolds plays boss hogg in jessica's dukes of hazzard movie! how the heck did that happen?
hey all you kind hearted souls that appreciate hard america, beauty & hard work go to the site below:
http://men.style.com/gq
between what seems to be the formation of a solid CALIFORNIA CLINT FAN CLUB base & the discovery of the link above i'll be on cloud nine for the rest of the day.... ;)
oh yeah....
i can't rememb what the show (that i believe was on for only one season) that ashton co-produced that was the worst ever.... i thought it was called somethin' like "you've got a friend." those of you that know about ashton's shows he's done for mtv.... most of them should be credited to mastermind jason goldberg his producing partner.
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"ashton's worst"--
http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/got_a_friend/series.jhtml
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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I would just like to say.. I HATE SYSTEM OF A DOWN. lol.. and there song is stuck in my head god dammit! "Its a violent pornagraphy, chokin chicks and sodomy" (sp) . ffckk....
Has anyone listened to the new CKY CD? i love it.
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any1 know what HIM stands for?
clint
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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HIM stands for 'His Infernal Majesty'
oh, and they SUCK by the way!
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HIM stands for (homosexual idiotic morons).
_Jay
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Clint is mine!!!!!!!!!
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personally, i think bam sucks. viva la bam sucks, jackass rocks. johnny knoxville rocks.. HIM sucks. jessica simpson sucks. nick is a cutey. and jessica and bam probably did have an affair, and if they did i hope nick finds out and dumps her ass.
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u all suck
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Personally I LoVe HIM..
DL a song.. YOuR Sweet Six Six Six for instance.. that song kicks.
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I HOPE JESSICA GETS A DISEASE AND SUFFERS SHE A WHORE AND BAMS BETTER OFF SINGLE AND FREE ,I THINK JESSICA SHOULD GO BAC TO HER FUCKEN HUSBAND AND STAY THERE AND I THINK TATS FUCKEN WEAK TAT SHES STILL A VIRGIN SHE MARRIED SHE SHOULD B FUCKED BY NOW UNLESS SHE STILL WANTS DADDY'S OLD BITCH.
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melissa--
and i am sure jessica thinks the same about you... yeah right, like she'd waste the time.
eat my ass you unhappy pestilence go find something nice to do for someone.
clint
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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ok first of all HIM rocks, razor blade kisses is the best song ever! and Bam is hot,and really all this she fucked him he fucked her thing is just stupid http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/46782004.htm
if your just gonna go on and type shit about people you should really attempt find out if its true or not and not just type wut every one else is sayin
--so rock out,
jessica
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look ppl. bams hot,HIM roxs, i hate jessica simpson, hey i would bang bam to and u know what if he wants to fuck jessica simpson let him fuck her!!
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HIM SUCKS.
i'd be willing to bet that courtney & jessica (see entries above) are 16 year old brainwashed emo's with scorched/dyed hair..... hahaha it's going to be a great weekend.
WHO'S YOUR DADDY???
clint
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKIN' THE UNIVERSE SINCE 1985.
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hey clint, did you know that andy milonakis is 27 years old? Dude, I thought he was 14...