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January 3, 2007

John Mayer Hearts Perez Hilton

Making out with Jessica Simpson's collagen in plain view of photogs wasn't the only instance of J. May's "I love the bitch and I don't care who knows it!" actions on New Year's Eve. Well, not true, 'cause it seems Mayer came to his senses the next morning about at least one of said bitches. The Perez affair seems to have begun at the Hudson Hotel, where Mayer serenaded Hilton with "Gravity," before continuing to their respective blogs in an apparent race to update first. Aww, blog racing -- on a first date! Which was a super cute story 'til John woke up, realized what he'd done, and deleted! Luckily, the screen grab captures the love:

Why remove it? It's not that embarrassing. Except for the "Perez is nice" part. And the xoxoxoxoxo's. You won't catch Courtney "sell the pony" Love posting that shit. Also, John, you're a terrible blogger. You made out with Jessica Simpson at midnight and didn't even get a cell phone pic for us? You're fired.

After the jump, Perez licks Jessica's face. Hope you're not eating lunch.

Posted at 11:56 AM
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Oh John. LOLZOLZOZOZZOLZOLLOZOLZ.

Posted by: Jarrett at 01/03/07 12:22 PM  | Reply
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I saw that asshole Marioperez on a show over the holiday break. It's this awful show on Fox called That's So Hollywood, and it's like, the bloggysphere, if you add 5 or 6 days. The news they serve up is so old. Anyway, Peresh was on as a live guest. He looked TERRIBLE. He stammered, babbled, had no pithy answers for any questions. Just BAD. When are people going to stop yapping about him?

Posted by: Memememe at 01/03/07 1:32 PM  | Reply
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I WAS eating lunch, damn you. That man is such a disease.

I mean Perez, not Mayer.

Posted by: Matthew at 01/03/07 1:45 PM  | Reply
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Huh. Just visited this Perez site for the first time. It's not funny. After all that hype, I just assumed it was this hilarious celebrity blog. It's sort of shocking how boring that site actually is. WTF is the big deal?

Posted by: Joey Headset at 01/03/07 4:38 PM  | Reply
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ANTHONY ROBBINS IS HUNGRY.

Posted by: Finchmeister at 01/03/07 7:47 PM  | Reply
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Uh, who's Perez Hilton?

Posted by: andrew at 01/04/07 12:43 PM  | Reply
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