Jon Stewart & Cameron Diaz Talk Politics & Religion

Cameron Diaz is dumb. Jon Stewart is god.

Posted by: timberlake at 04/20/05 11:41 AM | Reply
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Woah, Diaz just said "Everything happens for a reason". What a shock... ok I'm off to re-think my life.

Posted by: Matthew at 04/20/05 11:51 AM | Reply
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Diaz annoys me with her spazzy vapidity, uh, i mean, charm.

Posted by: timmy at 04/20/05 12:02 PM | Reply
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Uhh...does anyone else find Jon Stewart astoundingly attractive? I think its the mixture of astute politics and zingers. Yowza! I'm off to take a cold shower.

Posted by: pageblank at 04/20/05 12:23 PM | Reply
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why are jon stewart and cameron diaz on the same Oprah show? are they working together? heh

Posted by: rachel at 04/20/05 12:31 PM | Reply
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So we're alcoholics on a train, needing to arrive at a better place of existence--what is happening in metaphor-ville? Is this like Buddha invading an AA meeting or what?
Oprah plays games, how cute!
And yes, Jon Stewart is a very attractive man.

Posted by: whb at 04/20/05 1:09 PM | Reply
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Jon Stewart is my crush.

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you know, at least Cameron Diaz is trying to reach out to the stupid americans...because while some people could understand Jon, that dummied-down alcoholic train biznaz would work great on the rest.

Posted by: loveanddeath at 04/20/05 1:12 PM | Reply
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"The stupid Americans" = people who don't agree with me.

Very "progressive."

Posted by: Justin at 04/20/05 1:38 PM | Reply
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John Stewart sounds like he's starting a new religion in search of the ultimate truth.

Cameron Diaz is a complete moron. "Like, alcoholism is sorta like a train, and you bottom out, you know? Oh my God. My hairspray smells like apples... Justin likes apples."

Why are the two on the same stage?

Posted by: chris ives at 04/20/05 1:42 PM | Reply
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new Foo Fighters just popped up on "the internets"

Posted by: some music snob at 04/20/05 1:49 PM | Reply
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Did John Stewart say "B.A. Barabas?" He just might be starting his own religion.

"I pity the fool of whom Pilate washes his hands."

Posted by: Alexds at 04/20/05 1:56 PM | Reply
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jon wasnt saying anything profound, or extremely funny, either. lets all laugh with jon because we are so smart and witty and we get it! ohhhh, vishnu in the kitchen, hee hee hee hee.

Posted by: rachel at 04/20/05 2:28 PM | Reply
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I think Jon realized he wasn't exactly explaining the unified field theory; in fact, alot of the time he looked uncomfortable and embarrassed by everyone's reactions.

And yeah... said "B.A. Barabus", which was just sad. (Not as sad, though as Cam's dazed follow-up question of "Hey... wasn't Mr. T in the A-team?")

Posted by: John at 04/20/05 2:43 PM | Reply
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k two questions, what was he doing on Oprah? and #2 how did steregum find this, www.Oprah... is your homepage isn't it? it's ok Dr. Phil is mine. No but seriously folks the oprah audience isn't appropriate for Jon Stewart, notice the "I'm going with Eve" bit. the audience went nuts like oprah was giving away some jiffy lube or something. Eve, that's a woman , Yeah!!! woohoo!!! women Power!!! yippee!!!

Posted by: TheHumanComa at 04/20/05 2:56 PM | Reply
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Jon Stewart is to Cameron Diaz as Einstein is to Furby.

Posted by: Avatar at 04/20/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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I was actually at a Daily Show taping in which Jon interviewed Cameron Diaz. I left many brain cells behind after that. Geez, she is brain dead.

Posted by: jenny at 04/20/05 3:23 PM | Reply
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The "B.A. Barabus" thing is one of the funnier brain fart-connections I've heard lately. Would make an awesome sketch, especially when Mr. T does "the laugh," made famous on Conan O'Brien.

Posted by: erklie at 04/20/05 4:13 PM | Reply
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I hurt a little on the inside for cameron. jon, well he's trying. you can't be funny all of the time.

Posted by: dieu at 04/20/05 5:57 PM | Reply
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The Onion puts Jon Stewart to shame. Ann Coulter is much better looking.

Posted by: John at 04/20/05 6:00 PM | Reply
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Regarding the "stupid America" comment:

This is such an elitist, ignorant thing to say, and it drives me crazy when (fellow) liberals say it. One of the greatest parts of social liberalism is that we believe in the value of diversity-- of people and opinions. Then some of us go and label anyone who votes Republican as "stupid." How is that any more reasonable than conservatives who claim blue-staters are immoral, unpatriotic hippees?

No liberals would dare call an entire minority group stupid or an entire non-US country stupid. So why is it ok to label half of America (a group that includes minorities, you know) stupid?

With that rant over, I now shamelessly declare that Cameron Diaz does appear to be, well, stupid.

Posted by: normal at 04/20/05 6:06 PM | Reply
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Speaking of our dear Ann... the article about her was ridiculously gentle, but the cover photo? Ouch:
http://www.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,1101050425,00.html

Posted by: normal at 04/20/05 6:35 PM | Reply
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why is John Kerry in drag?

Posted by: jobert at 04/21/05 12:42 AM | Reply
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I felt like I lost IQ points after Cameron came on the show to speak. She is so stupid. She really "dumbed down" the show.

Posted by: Courtney at 04/21/05 3:53 AM | Reply
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She giggles REALLY well, though...

Posted by: Brit at 04/21/05 7:49 AM | Reply
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John has no business on that show. Im sure he got paid big time.

Posted by: T at 04/21/05 10:59 AM | Reply
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I love how Sofia Coppola let Cameron eat it in Lost in Translation! She is seriously that stupid, giggly and annoying. (that laugh kills me!) I wonder what went on there really with Spike...

And she looks like the Olsen twin's long lost older sister and acts so immature and young when she's pushing 40! and JT is NOT cool. I repeat, JT is not cool! Besides, everyone knows Brit and Justin are meant for each other...hey it worked for Farrah and Ryan O'Neal!

anyway, yes her environmental show is so moronic. Why do I care about Cam and Drew sandboarding in the desert? Huh? Am I missing the environmental aspect? Watch me and my rich friends party it up on our own worldwide tour!

and Jon Stewart is seriously hot. I'm pissed though that he heckled me at his show when I volunteered to ask him questions lol But what can you do?

Posted by: vanessa at 04/21/05 1:08 PM | Reply
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Jon Stewart has shown once again that on behalf of America that is being CANADA'S little brother confirming that he and his country, truly, have always been
nothing but the spoiled little puke face SHIT FOR BRAINS. How classic!

Posted by: Wes at 10/19/08 2:31 AM | Reply
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