Kanye West, Jared Leto, & Brandon Flowers Walk Into A Bar...
Is this not the triumvirate of wiseass blog commenters' dreams? The genre-bending trio is not as unlikely as it seems. Leto and Gayfish go way back, with 30 Seconds To Mars covering "Stronger" a few years ago only to incur Yeezy's wrath by beating out the rapper at the following year's VMAs. (Kanye later apologized to "Jeret.") As for the Killers frontman, his shirt is bedazzled with SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS, so where else are you gonna show that off? According to Kanye's blog, the bros were working on a DOPE ASS SONG, not designing hideous sneakers, so you have that to look forward to avoiding.
Posted at 1:31 PM by Scott
Tags: 30 Seconds To Mars | Brandon Flowers | Jared Leto | Kanye West | The Killers
3 inflated egos, marginally talented (except for Leto who is talentless), over-hyped, douchebags who think they dress fashionably but look more like morons.
This is the future of music and film in America! Excited?
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Hey now, Brandon is a nice guy.
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That's what they told us about Win Butler.
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bahahahahahahahaha.
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film?
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it takes a strong (and clueless person) to anoint the killers as any more talented (or less annoying) than 30 seconds to mars.
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"OH AND YES THOSE ARE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS ON BRANDON'S SHIRT BY DRIES VAN NOTEN"
I was wondering what those were! Thanks Ye! You pitiful piece of trash. Gayfish
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Love what leto did with his hair. That is so progressive;)
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for 1992
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Kayne likes fishsticks. he's a gay fish!@
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jesus has really fallen in with the wrong crowd
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3 enemies on my krypton...that movie was terrible...let's have Timberlake play Billy Pilgrim while were had it...what the fuck difference will it make as long as it get's opening week numbers and a GQ cover...
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So much for Kanye doing everything he can to prove he's not a douche. Jared Leto collabs seals the deal, buddy.
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Who the hell is Jared Leto and 30 Seconds to Mars?
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Is Jared Leto getting ready to do a Nickelback bio-pic?
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With THAT flannel shirt?!
He's probably getting in character for the Kurt Cobain biopic and they're doing a collabo for the SNDTRK.
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I can't tell you how little I care. None of these people should have coverage on this blog!
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But you did tell us.
Twice.
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jared leto is a doucher.
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and the bartender says, "Do you like fishsticks?"
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Reading through these comments shows who the real douche bags are.
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Kurt Cobain looks good in a beard, Stephen Jenkins looks sharp in that shirt and that's a great leather jacket that MC Hammer is wearing.
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yikes. lets hope the outcome of this never surfaces.
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Is that a gay fish on that picture?
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I would love to hear this track. It'll probably be the best thing Jared Leto ever does. Also they probably just went shopping together and traded clothes.
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greasy. the whole lot of em....
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Beyonce called, she wants her jacket back...
http://sneakernews.com/2009/04/14/celebrity-feet-jay-z-nike-air-yeezy-zen-grey/
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All hail, it's the Krewe du Douchebags!
This is epic, to get all three of them together like that. I especially have a hate-on for Brandon Flowers, when he pulled the "do you know who I am" card and threatened to beat up a woman who I assisted backstage at a music fest a few years back.
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You can say a lot about Brandon, but not that he threatened to beat someone up. Have you seen the guy? Shy as hale. .
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I would be convinced had it not been for A) me being there to witness it, B) him charging after said woman and reaching towards her as though he was going to hit her, C) even his band members and another band they were friends with were trying to get him to calm the fuck down but with no luck D) 5 or 6 nearby crew members had to pull him away from her and practically hold him down, and E) he continued to scream at her after the fact saying, "You can't tell me what I can and can't do! I ALWAYS get what I want!" That said, I knew it was only a matter of time before the rest of the world saw how much of a douchebag that guy really is.
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sorry hun but you're making that shit up. I don't know why you have a personal vendetta against him to claim it but no grown man says "I ALWAYS get what I want!" Come the fuck on. Maybe the Brandon caricature that people make of him as an egomaniac bastard would do that, but the real guy isn't like that. You need just watch one interview with him and it becomes perfectly obvious he could barely hurt a fly. But whatever, keep imagining that you witnessed that I guess...
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How can someone who looks like they barely weigh 100 pounds soaking wet be all big billy bad ass... Come one.. You could snap him like a twig. I find it hard to believe those claims.
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DOOOUCHE CHILLLLLL.
*not Kanye. well, not today anyway. another day maybe for sure.
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...and the perfect opportunity to let everyone post their own caption and you guys blew it
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The subject of this post should really be: "Kanye West, Jesus, & Brandon Flowers Walk Into A Bar...." Look at that fruit Jared Leto.
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So Kanye West, Jared Leto, and Brandon Flowers walk into a bar.
The bartender says: Get the fuck out
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leto looks like the old wrestler big john stud....that's all i got, i can care less these guys are making a song.
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God only knows what that DOPE ASS SONG sounds like. The metrosexual drama of Flowers, Leto's hideously bad guitar playing, and Kanye's overinflated ego. That's GOTTA make for success, right?!
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Animal Collective
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ugh... heres to hoping that gay fish does NOt turn into the next squid brains. It was funny on the show, not when every comment refers to him as it.
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And with this photo (not to mention the reporting on what Kanye West has to say about somebody's shirt): We have officially hit the bottom rung.
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Hi...I'm BRANDON FLOWERS...I love white shirt with swarovsky diamonds and I walk into a bar with my bff Jared e Kanye...iihihihhih!!!!
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Leto kinda looks like this guy who lived in my basement and smoked opium for while...
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why is brandon so sweaty n shiny?
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urm...brandon flowers never beat up a woman backstage. He is like amazingly kind, and would NEVER do that. you can claim you witnessed it, but I agree with Danielle. He wouldn't hurt a fly and he is totally not "I WANT I WANT I WANT" he's a nice guy with a big ambition, and people just don't like his quiet self confidence.
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I miss the days when actors just acted, musicians just made music, and Kanye...wasn't born yet.
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Kanye West, Jared Leto, & Brandon Flowers walk into a bar...as Crystal Castles walk out of the bar complaining that there's just not enough bass on the jukebox.
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totally agreed! I mean what Katt say - Brandon is not only a very pleasant person, but a great musician and singer too - he has one of the best voices that I ever heard - I adore the killers songs and I like all their lyrics!
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I really hope flowers isn't a dick, because i imagine him as a god guy.
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Good Lord, I'm amazed that the room could contain their abnormally large heads. And to everyone calling Eliza a liar because you see Brandon Flowers in interviews and he "seems" like a nice guy, I'd like to know what proof do you have to back up your defenses, other than TV interviews in which Brandon plays the "I'm a nice, shy guy" card. I'm not saying you must believe her, as she could very well be making it up, but unless you've met the man in person, don't try to act like you know better. If it were true, it probably wouldn't be above him, considering he's so arrogant he complained about people not giving him as much respect as Led Zeppelin and Nirvana, two bands that supersede him by lightyears.
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