Stereogum doesn't go to Misshapes for various reasons (e.g., don't know how to dance), but it's fun blogging vicariously through Ultra. Sarah's such a trooper she helped Kelly Osbourne DJ on Pesach. Photos of the pretty people here. All the way at the bottom is the Kelly one. Doesn't the middle guy look like a hipster Jeremy Piven? (UPDATE: Oh, that's Junior Sanchez! Duh. Still looks like hipster Jeremy Piven.)
Posted at 3:25 PM
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Damn, that's a lot of bangs.
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Kelly was actually a great DJ btw! I hardly had to do anything.
Anyway... the middle guy is Junior Sanchez. The other one is your favorite christian.
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All those kiddies need a Cheeseburger, Fries, and a Milkshake.
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Ooh, dancing to Kelly Osbourne is so ironic. Look at my clever t-shirt and assymetrical haircut, I am a hipster and I really don't do anything important, but I can debate on the significance of Bloc Party in postmodern times.
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Isn't that the singer from Elkland in Row 17, right column?
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i've been enjoying spinning and dancing to the new kelly osbourne single irony-free. good stuff. actually looking forward to checking out the whole album.
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i cant believe she covers "sound of the crowd". the original should never be touched.
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I am always kind surprised when I see photos of the so-called "pretty people" that attend those trendy dance nights. Most of them are either totally busted or simply average. Surprisingly enough the totally busted people seem to be the biggest camerawhores.
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The only one that is attractive is Leigh. 90% of the girls there are disgusting or "decent" at best.
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damn, titties!
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oh kelly...it does not matter how much you push up your boobies..and smile for a change
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I don't know who Leigh is!
I wouldn't really say anyone looks disgusting, but both the guys and the girls are just very plain and normal looking. Which isn't bad, just surprising.
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hmm. if these are the pretty people i'd hate to see the ugly ones.
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There's another one of Kelly rockin' the ones and twos (or phoney digital equivalent):
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/shapes/IMG_5410.html
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Does anyone else get slightly annoyed when indulging in some semi, ultra, or even pseduo (pick your prefix) indie event and all of a suddon Mark the Cobra Snake shows up?
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whoops...before someone tells me I can't spell I meant pseudo not "pseduo"
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leigh may be hot but she's the biggest bitch ever. misshapes sucks. taking payola for Kelly O. yikes. corporate "indie" hipster parties. ps. i'm a professional hatah
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She doesn't look like a baby face anymore....
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ummm...it was on here that I read Leigh had herpes...!? I'm thinking not so pretty anymore.
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mark "the cobrasnake" can suck my dick. oh snap!
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I whole heartedly second that "oh snap!"
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oh wow. leigh has herpes! serves her right!!!!! whore. you made my day concerned reader
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OMG!!!! Leigh does not have herpes and she's not a bitch and she's not a whore. I hate you for saying that. She's so nice, wonderful, charming, sweet. And that's to everyone. So shhhh! your mouf.
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number of hipsters it takes to make me vomit: far less than that page provided.
page should also be dubbed: odetosidesweptbangs.com
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all the girls look like zooey deschanel and/or taryn manning. most of the guys too.
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Numark!! DAMN what a poser!
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i have a picture of 14 year old Kelly holding my infant son ...
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is Kelly still dating that guy from the Transplants? he's from Fresno just like Kevin Federline ... oh the Britney circle keeps growing ... also tell Junior Sanchez he's totally stolen my current glasses but my college look (hoodie over nirvana t-shirt)
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please, stop it all.
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Hey does anyone else notice that Kelly is wearing a girdle. Yeah check out the pick of her with that black push up bra and the girdle peeping out above. That's embarissing. Kelly don't feel like you have to be skinny like all those trust fund hipsters. Be you that's why your cute.
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Kelly has been wearing that bustier a lot lately.
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i keep having to see my brother in these stupid photos and at www.lastnightsparty.com which is the porn equivalent. and we all know naked hipsters are nazzzty
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Um yes, Leigh does too have herpes.
The Misshapes crowd needs to get a life. Most of those morons are approaching 30ish, and they should stop trying to act (and dress) like the are 17ish. Geez
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ok... so some of the shit all you haters are saying on here is true... but most of you have no clue what you are talking about.
that whole stereotype about hipsters and trustfunds and stuff is so outdated. (hipster is such a retarded word) i know a lot of kids in these pictures, and the vast majority aren't poor little rich kids at all. most of them are in college...(which...is good, right?) or are struggling to do other creative things in their lives...plus work shitty restaurant type jobs to pay rent. the older ones...approaching 30(which i agree is getting a little old to be getting sauced every night) work 9 to 5 jobs like all you boring mcboringpantses...they also just have a fierce coke habit so they can stay awake all the fucking time (which is pretty sad and disgusting)!
other than that...
um...i wasn't too impressed with kelly's deejay abilities. sounded the same as everyone else really. it was hard to pay much attention to the music though...i was too distracted by her huge boobs falling out of her top. pretty gross. (and i agree that the naked sluts on lastnightsparty.com are fucking dis-gust-ing...check out the HOTpixxxx from marquee last night. holy hell. it was such a freak show in that place. gross. i'll be having nightmares for weeks!)
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I see she is still sporting the corset. Shes still fat.
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Heres a joke:
How many hipsters does it take to get herpes?
You mean you don't know?
How the hell do you afford rent/ food and booze money in NYC doing "shitty restaraunt jobs?"
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I love girls who have a "mom" or "dad" tatoo.
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i meant that the work is shitty...not the pay. ever waited tables or bartended?
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now I know why leigh is a bitch. if I had herpes I'd probably be a cunt as well. it's gotta burn!
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so rude. i don't know this leigh person, i don't know or care if she has herpes, but considering 1 in 4 sexually active adults--yes, ONE IN FOUR--has some form of herpes, chill out and stop acting like squeamish little virgins. because someone you know has it. actually, someone you've slept with probably has it.
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funny how those shit people look the same all over the world. 19 year olds all getting tats cause their favorite band on mtv have them right now and then think they are punk...
shame that they never really learned how to party though.
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kelly osbournes tits are huge! oozing over the side i'd luv 2 fuk her till she screamed
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kelly's boobs are huge!! i wanna fuck her real bad.
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I don't know how to dance, however, this music helps me to stay in good mood))
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