Kevin Federline: Britney's New Man?
Britney, you should be practicing keyboard, not canoodling with dancer Kevin Federline who has a pregnant girlfriend and a four-year-old daughter.
Here are some photos of the couple on a Santa Monica beach earlier this week. Click to enlizzarge.
Cheetos and cigarettes are bad for you Brit Brit. Madonna would be soooooo pissed. Lucky for you I blocked her IP Address.
Yes, Britney's thriving on a steady diet of Cheetos and cigarettes. Don't believe me? Here she is the following day...
Posted at 4:41 PM
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline
Cheetos are going straight to her Cheelegs. Yeesh, she'll balloon up like Delta Burke at this rate.
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I hate her pockets hanghing out of her shorts. bad, bad taste.
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Hanging...bad,bad spelling!
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do i spy a black [right] eye?
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EW! britney, you can do much better! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE CHEATED ON JUSTIN!
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she looks like shit and is porked out- there must be some cosmic balance in the universe. that dude looks like brian austin green.
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> do i spy a black [right] eye?
I'm told she was crying. Maybe her new bf's babymama had words with her.
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since when did Brit Brit and X-Tina decide to switch bodies? that dude looks like one of those little WT grease monkeys that X-Tina would gobble up.
in other news, Cheetos now have the most buzz since Rich Hall invented the word "Cheedle", Sniglet stizz. hey Wall Street wizards, move all your clients money over to Cheetos! it's hotter than Teldar Paper!
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...or maybe BS' BF's BM told her the joke "what did the five fingers say to the face?"
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Who the fuck wears baggy jeans to the beach!!!!??????
Scha-meariousleez!!!
P.S. Truckers hatz = not very crunk at all.
Also: Cutoffs w/ pockets showing = NVCaA.
(Props to Brit tho, my girlfriend has had that white belt for like 2 years)
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didnt she ALREADY date a dancer that had a pregnant lady?
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girrrrl better be careful...me thinks she inherited the fat gene and it's starting to rear it's ugly head!
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you people are fucking idiots. die.
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This shit is hilarious, please everyone carry on
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I'd hit it.
With a pick-axe.
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Man I know celeb's are allowed to be casual, but she is lookin' downright SKANK!
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She's not fat, she's muscular. It's better than a bony Gwyneth on the beach! I'm sorry but she looks dope and I'm no lesbian. It's called a dancer's body! (A hip hop dancer's body?)
Oh, and I agree, what's up with the hoodlum she's dating. He's all emininemish!
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Shame money can't buy taste, ya know?
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i hear cheetos are HUGE in kabbalah...
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note the belt 10x her size as to appear skinnier! someone's thinking.
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She must look sweeeeeet in his lowered mini mazda b-10 with the dragging muffler...
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Dam I bet he's hung
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yo u peeps are whack, she is banging............
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Brian Austin Green's initials spell BAG.
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Nice facial hair, WTBF!
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where do you get all these?
also: you were name dropped in this week's NME calnedar (Streets cover). Rock!
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you know, anyone wearing denim that could pass for a belt would look fat. that being said, anyone else notice the bruises on brit's inner thighs?
i guess she's not that innocent! i give it about 3 months before she's in promises too.
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they look like a couple you'd find grocery shopping at a backwoods alabama piggly wiggly... what the hell is she thinking?
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NO MORE TRUCKER HATS!!! If I see ONE MORE TRUCKER HAT, someone is gonna get hurt. GOD DAMMIT!
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i never realised how good she can look because she looks preeeetty bad here.
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I agree she may not be super fat, but her clothes do NOT fit her at all (which is true most of the time) and oh so obvious here.
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you people are insane. she's not fucking fat. go watch the swan or something.
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Britney: smells like pit-stink, tastes like an ashtray, looks like a tranny.
She is frigging nasty.
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I'd flop-drag it, tea-bag it then trow it out like yesterday's eggs...(lumpy and a bit runny)
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britney is fucking awesome. are you people retarted? SHE'S NOT FAT, FUCKERS.
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No she's not fat, it's just that her clothing is too small!!!
How is it that a famous beauty with all the money in the world and personal dressers NEVER actually dresses well???
TRUCKER HATS ARE SO 2003!!!!
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if britney is fat, the world has gone mad. did you guys actually click on the pics to expand them on the page? they look different once you "open" them.
calling her fat is ridiculous. they're called MUSCLES, people. women who spend 95% of their lives dancing, singing, working out and travelling the globe tend to get them.
i think she looks awesome.
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definitely not fat. she's muscular. trust me: i used to weight train five times a week and i looked like that and i wore a size 0.
either way, the bitch can buy and sell you.
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> did you guys actually click on the pics to
> expand them on the page? they look different
> once you "open" them.
Ooops. That was my lazy HTML. I didn't mean to make them look warped. Should be fixed now. Good catch XBOX.
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The last pic is like "the end of the affair" - seems like she cried over finding out that her cabana boy was a married loser. With so much good stuff out there, why garbage dive? And, lil Brit, Hello Kitty/Rainbow Brite gear? Sometimes I am scared of you, too! Her boobs look human again. Also, she has a killer bod - the camera angles suck in these amateur shots taken with phone cam. I am a straight chick, and I would not kick her out of bed.
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the last photo, bottom right hand corner of the series....she's got the smoke in her hand (held like an inexperienced smoker i might add), and her fingers are ENCRUSTED WITH CHEETO SPOOGE. ick.
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Girl's face is definitely "extra chromosome."
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she is such a slob. all that money and she can't even get a personal trainer. she needs to fucking disappear!!!! (oh and brit brit, take JHO with you!!)
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Leave Britney alone! It's not her fault the guy has a girlfriend...that's HIS problem. not her's. Grow up people. And Fat? you've got to be kidding me, it's so ignorant to even suggest it. Lastly, her clothes...hello? she's walking to the beach on a hot day in L.A. - what else would you wear? full head to toe clothing?
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If Britney Spears is getting fat, I'm morbidly obese.
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Brit's definitely not on the fat side, c'mon. Her legs are a bit large, but like everyone said: it happens from dancing, training, and sometimes genetics. she and i have the turnip legs genes. such is life.
her bf might be wt, but holy shit is he hot. like Poor Man's Johnny Depp.
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she's got the shortest legs I've ever seen and the boozing and cheeto-bingeing are ruining her complexion...get a grip...you don't even have 15 minutes left sister
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man, you guys are bitter. britney doesn't have another 15 minutes like you don't sound like a jealous, probably highly unattractive nobody.
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britney doesn't have another 15 minutes like you don't sound like a jealous, probably highly unattractive nobody.
hoo boy! someone needs a gammar lesson!
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Look, Britney isn't fat, she probably has a better body than I ever will and she's certainly richer than I'll ever be...but it all still boils down to this : bitch can't dress even dress down without looking like PTW! And that, my friends, is sad.
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yeah, I know...typos. Bite me, mmmkay?
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Her boyfriend is bad dresser also.
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Just a little news to all of you who are haters...BRIT WILL BE AROUND A LONG ASS TIME so get used to it and stop the bashin...She's done a lot of great thing's so giver her some damn credit!! She's here to stay!!
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The previouw messages are HILARIOUS!
OK. The facts:
Britney beautiful: absolutely
Large Muscular Legs: yes
Fat: no
Does She Have Talent: yes
Bad Dresser: YES
Needs to find her faith and act as if she has self respect: Yes
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I'd say the bf is the real loser. He knew what he was doing even if Britney didn't.
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True. The BF's primary responsibilities should be his child and child-to-be. And of course, the woman who is giving him that child.
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britney looks scary
she lookz like a possessed smurf
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You can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana out of the girl...
Nah, really, I hope she is able to straighten out her life. She doesn't seem like a bad person---just one who has let stuff mess her up. I wonder if we wouldn't all fare just as poorly?
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You guys are scary. Britney = fat? What the hell is wrong with you people? It's like those people who call Charlize and Catherine Zeta-Jones "curvy". No wonder people have fucked up body issues.
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She has always been an ugly whore, but yeah, she's starting to be a fat and ugly whore, now, too! Even picture airbrushing doesn't help that piece'o trash. M I C K E Y M O U S E ... I M A F A T T Y! ;-)
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Britney proved us, once again, that she's a desperate ugly bitch who needs therapy. She's pigging out with cheap junk food, smoking like a trunk driver and getting dirty with someone else's guy: Shame on her!!! She looks pathetic. Justin must be laughing now. If he wanted revenge, he got served.
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First of all..to those of you who think Brit=fat..i gotta say u all don't got a clue.Everyone is alowed to have a few mistakes in their life, and i'm sure that most of u reading this have had numerous mistakes already and more to come. Give ther girl a break for god's sake. I'd say a lot of you who have had bad things to say about her are just jealous!
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I definitely don't think Britney is fat at all. I do agree that her shorts in those pictures look bad, they are so tight that it does make her thighs look big, but they're really not. And the pockets hanging out doesn't do much for her image. She can sing and you have to give it to her, the girl can dance!!!! What she does in her personal life, along with other celebs, should remain personal, but it is wrong of her to get involved with guys who are already committed. I'd have to kick her ass if I found out she was dating my boyfriend. If she wants to keep the negativity out of her life, then quit making stupid decisions. She does take alot of critizism, but then again, she brings it on herself.
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I think Britney's needs someone to guide and mentor her, Not try to control her life. Sooner or later, hopefully sooner, she'll realize that she needs guidance, and get with the program. Mega-talent and potential to last, if she doesn't run her career into the tank by being foolish. I think she's lost the "eye of the tiger." at least temporarily. Not hungry anymore.
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My wife is a professional dancer/choreographer and her body looks a hell of a lot better than Britney's. Dancing does not make your body look soft and flabby the way Brit's looks in these photos (see her arms, gut, and thighs), that would be the Cheetos. I'm sure she's got some muscle underneath the flab, but if she was working out and dancing all of the time like some of you suggest, her body would be much tighter and more toned than it is.
But who am I to judge, she is probably just taking a break and enjoying life for once. She can always get back into shape with a little work. And for those of you who are obsessed with defending Britney or attacking her, get a life - she's just a normal person who happens to make alot of money singing and dancing. Don't put her up on a pedastal and think she is a goddess (or put her down in the pits of hell and think she is the devil).
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Man... you people are so naive! And the saying is "Money can't buy you class!" Food for thought: If a guy and a gal hangout at a 'public' beach together... 1)Don't you think they want to be seen? 2)Where are the shots of the luvy dubby stuff? 3)Don't celebs in one way or another 'arrange' things like this to keep shallow, no-life people like us in a frenzy. And though a number "4" doesn't sound quite right... I have one anyway;-) if I made as much money as Britney has... I do believe "A day at the beach, wearing what I want, with whom I want, pretty much sounds in order... especially if they are not married and good company. Oops, what was my second sentence again?
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I think Britney got really LOW. It's been a slow process but know she reached the Bottom point. She looks like Shit (trunk driver hat, small dirty tops that reveals her Homers Simpson's alike new belly, bad skin full of acne spots) , she behaves like Shit (teary black eyes...), she eats Shit ( junk food, doritos ...), she drinks shit (alcohol, red bull..), she smokes shit (cigarettes...), she dates shit ( Unavailable men), she marries shit (you all know the Vegas pathetic wedding): her whole life has become a Huge Crap!!!! tell me, how low can you get???? She's so low class right now. She reminds me of a dirty pig.
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God, you people are stupid.
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She looks like a homeless old dirty prostitute....
She's probably as low as Eminem's mother was when she was her age: an irresponsible ugly bad bitch!!!! No wonder why some men hate some type of women.
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Britney talented girl, absolutely!!! Does she make stupid decisions, absolutely!!!! Do I feel bad for her, absolutely not!! Girl has plenty of money, family, homes, she does not have to go hungry or work a miserable job just to earn a buck, she is constantly blaming others for her bad decisions; for proof of this just look at her new video "Everytime". If i have to hear another celebrity say just how hard they have it i'm going to throw up. Hard is the homeless shelter at which i work where these people who gladly take her place just for one day.
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are you insane, or just blind? i don't see an ounce of flab OR fat on britney's body.
jesus. it's comments like yours that give women complexes.
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"Dancing does not make your body look soft and flabby the way Brit's looks in these photos (see her arms, gut, and thighs), that would be the Cheetos. I'm sure she's got some muscle underneath the flab"
are you insane, or just blind? i don't see an ounce of flab OR fat on britney's body.
jesus. it's comments like yours that give women complexes.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!
You all are crazy, the girl is chilling, she doesnt need to dress up for our approval. At least she is secure enough to do whatever she feels like. The pockets are stupid looking, but other than that, if she wasnt a star, no one would be complaining about her looks. She would just be another hottie with a nice body on the beach. Her face is red, and dont look right cuz 9 to 1, she prolly just had a facial, and cant wear any make up for a day or two. You see it all the time paparazzi taking "No make up" shots where the stars skin is bright red from a facial, and they look like crap. It sells pictures, WOW impressive.
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she's obvs prepping for her reality breakdown show.
move over ozzy.
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With all her bad habits I guess this reality show's gonna be even more pathetic than Anna Nicole's Smith one. You'll see Britney crying a river on her couch, pigging out with a stinky rotten Cheeto's bag, drinking beer like a pig,
havin sex with poor local average joes and smoking until she blows up in flames "world trade style"
....I can't wait to see it!!!!
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i can't believe how much you ppl obsess over these celebs.....pathetic!
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While Britney is not "Fat" she definitely has put on a few undesirable pounds. She is someone that obviously has to work at keeping the weight off. Yes... she has a muscular body, but in those photos there is some excess body fat covering them up. As someone who trains religiously, I know that keeping up the "tight" look all year round can be really tough. You just get burned out with all the lifting and cardio you have to do to maintain it (unless of course your blessed with amazing genetics). I however also work 60+ hours a week behind a desk. If my "Job" was to be a performer and to market my talent/image, it would be a lot easier to maintain the look that put me in the spotlight in the first place. Step away from the Cheetos!
And to all those that are adamant about her not being fat... just because our society in general is overweight... doesn't mean we should lower the bar. This is not grading on a curve :)
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...and I thought rappers were stupid...pop stars are much worse...
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her gut and thighs are huge, but her arms are fine:S
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She is Fat. It's called digitaly remastered! HA HA! Oops britney pigged out again. That chick is the most bored unhappy person on the planet.
Every pic I see her in she looks like shit. She needs to lay off the butts and the booze. If she keeps it up she will really look like shit in 5 years. Plus her music sucks if you would even call it that.
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Britney's becoming so Trashy that in maybe 2 years, she's gonna fall as low as Courtney Love.
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Give her a break...If you were under public scrutiny 24/7, what would they say?
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Knowing that there are paparazzis and reporters following her every move, she should act like a responsible adult instead of behaving like a "low class-drug addicted-alcoholic bulimic Hoe".
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tired tired ugly no talent brit! mainstream culture is sopping her up like gravy! she sucks!
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BREAK DOWN! BREAKDOWN! BREAAAAAAKDOWN!!!!!!!!! YAY
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In those pictures, she looks like she hasn't taken a shower for ages and that she never took the time to remove her make-up and wash her face for months. She seems to be lost...she's gonna end up in a "8 mile style" van drinking beers, after beers, smoking cigs after cigs and copulating with dirty old mens.
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She's the living proof that no matter what, a Hoe is still a hoe. Despite all her money, she remains low class and dirty. Yuk!!!!!
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damn brit, if you need a man that bad, come here i would definitely not kick that fat booty outta my bed, but you gotta quit that nasty smoking!! think of all the 12 year olds that look up to you!
get yourself a real man, email me, c ya soon!
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still, no one could ever be as low as courtney love, at least britney is all natural & hasn't murdered anyone www.cobaincase.com brit is just a slut to get attention, courtney has to overdose or go psycho on a boyfriend or have someone close to her die (under strange circumstances of course) to ever get media attention. someone please sell her something potent enough to kill her!!!!!!
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cameron federline (kevin federline's lil brother) attends my school. i know someone, who is related to someone, who is going out with someone famous!lucky me
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I'm from louisiana and we are SO not like that. she makes us all look like hoes, we're not a bunch of cheeto bingeing drunk smokers who screw around with other ppl's men. she needs to get a life and learn how to freakin live, she's what 22 now? act like it bitch!
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I personally am not a fan of Brit, but I think that the judgment being passed on her is a little harsh. Contrary to popular belief, celebs are people like the rest of us. Sure they have more money than most of us could even dream of but they still encounter some of the same temptations and obstacles in their lives as we all do. Does anyone ever stop to think that these people are not perfect? If you were expected to be perfect 24-7 how would you fare with cameras always on alert?
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