Kevin Federline Premieres "Lose Control" @ Teen Choice Awards
Oh K-Fed! Don't quit your day ... uh, leisure.
Posted at 12:11 AM
Tags: Britney Spears
August 21, 2006
Oh K-Fed! Don't quit your day ... uh, leisure.
Posted at 12:11 AM
Tags: Britney Spears
I just died a little inside.
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that was life changing!
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yikes. as much as it pains me to pick one k-fed "song" over another, this is somehow even worse than popozao. please tell me that there was an APPLAUSE sign flashing at the end of his performance and that the audience wasn't actually cheering and clapping because they legitimately enjoyed it.
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oh my.....the human race is doomed
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Lord help us all...
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That was the best thing ever!!
K-Fed Love
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Was he trying to be like Eminem or Vanilla Ice?
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I wish
YEAH!!!
I had
YEAH DOG!!!
someone yelling
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER!!!!
things like this
YEAH!!!!!
whenever I talked
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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Wow! It was awful!
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i peed my pants
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yo, cmon that shit was t-yight
"slits wrist after commiting such a lie"
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who's the douchebag at whatever record label that thinks they can actually sell such garbage? he's a fucking _parody_ of vanilla ice!
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i listened to oasis and pavement when i was a teen. where is the youth of today going wrong.
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I tried to get into it and COULDN'T!!
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I tried to get into it and COULDN'T!! HELL NAW!
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Instantly, I liked the sound: A delirious confection, hip hop déguster spritzed -- nay, spiked -- with a tangy "rock n' roll" bite.
If, as M. Federline declares, "magazines talk cuz they don't unnerstan' me," surely it's because those tiresome print publications are unable to reconcile this artist's stunning originality with his obvious love and knowledge of the musical lexicon en tota (He promises to take us all the way back to five o'clock -- but on what day? In what decade? During which ERA? It boggles the mind.).
Every word's message is as sure as its delivery. Kevin Federline "ain't here to brag;" he's here to announce himself as the monstrous talent that he is, and woe be to every man, woman, or child who covers his/her/its ears to the sound.
With sure-to-be striking contributions from both Paris Hilton AND Kato Kaelin, there's no way the rest of "K-Fed's" album could deviate from the quality on display, here. I cannot wait to buy five or six copies of this CD. I will wear them as a necklace.
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Horrific.
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Vanilla Ice light!...if thats possible
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Vanilla Ice light!...if thats possible
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My ears are bleeding my, eyes are burning and i think i just shitted my pants......
Federline, stop what you're doing, find your producer and slap the shit out of him. Please never subject anyone to that torture device you call a voice.
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If this doesn't give Eminem something to come back and talk about, I don't know what would!
Very, Very, BAD!!!
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I was mixed on his efforts...mind numbing or just plain shitty? I'm torn?!!?
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Oh where you rapping? I thought that that a bunch of vietnamese people were getting there intestines torn out through there mouths........
Please never show your face on tv again
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Hahahahaha.......................................
Oh I'm sorry were you serious?
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WUT THE FUCK!? YOU FUCKIN KILLED MY HAMSTER! I WUZ WATCHIN TV AND THEN YOUR WANKSTA ASS CAME ON THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY HAMSTER FUCKIN ROLLED OVA N DIED! ID RATHER EAT GARBAGE THAN LISTEN @ YOUR TIRED ASS RAP!
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I tend to at least tolerate most top 40 stuff (I actually find some of it really likeable). This song is crap! It's like a wounded beast that dies everytime a chorus comes around.
The worst part is that it makes me realize that he *is* richer than most people will ever dream of being. Combine that with the fact that there are hard working people in this world struggling to survive paycheck-to-paycheck (or worse), and I think we have song that actually makes me lose hope and question humanity's purpose. Seriously.
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Don't insult Vanilla Ice.... At least he has a voice to sing with!!
I tried to be optimistic, but I guess it just goes to show if you marry the right person you can get on national tv with NO SINGING TALENT WHATSOEVER!! Please dont subject the public to this ever again!!!!!!!
Sorry about the hamster Kam'ron
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Don't insult Vanilla Ice.... At least he has a voice to sing with!!
I tried to be optimistic, but I guess it just goes to show if you marry the right person you can get on national tv with NO SINGING TALENT WHATSOEVER!! Please dont subject the public to this ever again!!!!!!!
Sorry about the hamster Kam'ron
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beetlebum grow up
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Johnny Depp stole his thunder
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K-idiot, Shar is still laughing at yo dumb ass. Now, how is she suppose to tell her babies that their daddy is in a freak show? Britt and K-Idiot are going to be in press and it's not going to be good. Don't rush out and get the mornings mags. One headline "Britt rushes to her Man's side, can't see he is sorry as hell"
Headline Two " What in the hell was that at the end of the show?"
The only reason K-Idiot was even there was because he mouched off his wifes name or his old lady's name.
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K-idiot, Shar is still laughing at yo dumb ass. Now, how is she suppose to tell her babies that their daddy is in a freak show? Britt and K-Idiot are going to be in press and it's not going to be good. Don't rush out and get the mornings mags. One headline "Britt rushes to her Man's side, can't see he is sorry as hell"
Headline Two " What in the hell was that at the end of the show?"
The only reason K-Idiot was even there was because he mouched off his wifes name or his old lady's name.
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To the ex-girlfriend, SHAR
Honey, you didn't miss a damn thing. Jump for joy he didn't make an ass out of you.
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i couldnt even watch a minute of the perfomance. It was that bad.HE FUCKIN SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!! HE PUTS SHAME TO RAP MUSIC!!!!
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Man, How can Teen choice robbed us all of a great closing performance? K-Fed aka Mr.Britney Spears,give it up man.You totally sucked!!! Just do as all a favor, hide under a rock and never come out.
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any one got the mp3??!?!?!
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Another vanilla ice?
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Just a few words. Ouch and what a DICK.... Britney what the hell are you thinking about 2 kids with that jackass???????
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Hey leave K-Fed and "FEDeration" Records alone, that shit was hot! But seriously folks, Not only did i want to punch him everytime K-Fed said words and/or phrases like: "Dawg" "are you ready for it" "FEDeration Records" ETC, but i also wanted to punch the little 6 year old kid with him that danced with him. Little bastard won't realize how un-cool he really is until he hits about 13. (Kind of like McKaulay Culkin in that Michael Jackson video oh so many years ago) Anyways, yeah, who is the bigger jackass, K-Fed for getting rich of this shit, or me, for not being rich when i have just as much "talent" as him........
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I thought I would be shocked at first. I mean you'd think the Teen Choice Awards would have listened to him perform before signing him and so I thought he had to be half good to get on the show's closing act. But apparently money and the Spears name buys your way to the top of an award show. Cause this shit was lamer then an Ashley Simpson performance and I never thought I'd see that happen. They need to put this bum on MTV music awards and right before he starts destroying rap music, they cut his mic and just let Eminem tear him a new ass hole and send him home to momma. Maybe if he's handed his ass on live network TV by the king of rap, he'll kill himself or at least move to another country so I never have to hear anything including his name again. The people from Teen choice awards should kill the man who signed him. Those poor kids are going to need rehab and I guarantee the suicide hotlines phone was ringing off the hook.
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OH MY GOD that shit was so fuckin bad at am at a lose of words. That man should just go back to pumpin brittney full of babies and sit the hell down.
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OH MY GOD that shit was so fuckin bad i am at a lose of words. That man should just go back to pumpin brittney full of babies and sit the hell down.
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hey idiots he didnt even write this song, he paid a PLATINUM artist to write it, so all the people saying it was a bad song is a fuckin idiot
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And what was up with those back up dancers. What... he couldn't get any adults to be backup dancers for him, only little kids. It was awful I tell you awful. Those kids almost fell on their ass's a couple of times. You'd think they'd rehearse a little considering they were closing the show!
PS... I didn't know K-fedup could play the piano!
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K-Fed SUCKS!!! The best part was the back-up rapper rapping. K-Fed, stick to dancing. Notice the audience was not cheering wildly or giving him a standing ovation at the end of his "act". Don't rap that you're a "superstar" until you sell millions of records first!!!
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ASDF, just b/c a platinum selling artist wrote it doesn't mean it's going to be good. For all I know hiphop is dead. Thank K-Fed and the Dirty South.
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ASDF, just b/c a platinum selling artist wrote it doesn't mean it's going to be good. For all I know hiphop is dead. Thank K-Fed and the Dirty South.
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ASDF, just b/c a platinum selling artist wrote it doesn't mean it's going to be good. For all I know hiphop is dead. Thank K-Fed and the Dirty South.
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could britney's boobs be any bigger??
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After reading what Justin Timberlake had to say about American Idol winner Taylor Hicks and HIS singing abilities, I can't wait for his reviews on this pathetic performance by K-Fed. It was truly AWFUL. I loved the way he was the closing act...that way none of the presenters or award winners could make jokes about him.
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I DONT THINK IT WAS THAT BAD BUT COME ON I THINK BRITTANY IS GONNA BE SUPPORTING HIM FOR A WHILE LONGER HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE BACK UP DANCING
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I thought Kevin sounded great! I cannot wait to rush out and buy his record. Some day I hope to meet this totally kick butt rapping dance star.
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I thought Kevin sounded great! I cannot wait to rush out and buy his record. Some day I hope to meet this totally kick butt rapping dance star.
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I thought Kevin sounded great! I cannot wait to rush out and buy his record. Some day I hope to meet this totally kick butt rapping dance star.
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I will dedicate my life to following K-Fed around and happy-slapping his wanna-be face every time possible.
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I will dedicate my life to following K-Fed around and happy-slapping his wanna-be face every time possible.
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Kevin, get a job. You disgraced all the hardworking rap artists with that awful rendetion of a rap song. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but it was so bad that I could have rapped better and I definitely ain't no rapper.
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that was terrible go back to being a father ohhh wait you sucked at that also,better find another career in supporting your other two kids
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So f'in tired of country wiggers.
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So f'in tired of country wiggers.
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that would have (maybe) rocked... if were a high school talent shoe, at a really really really small school...
but if this guy wasn't with his sugar momma, we'd never hear of him ( and the world would be a better place )
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Worst.... thing.... ever
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Tom Arnold he's not; some where Rosan Bar fell off her chair laughing.
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OMG...hideous!...what a poser!...besides, do we really NEED a white "rapper"?...and "Go back to pumping Britney full of babies"?!?!?...for the love of GOD, please, please don't have any more kids!!!...You don't even take care of the ones you had with poor li'l Char...
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K Fed in the hizzooooooooouse!!
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! homey homey what now wassup!
*crickets chirp and teens stare blankly*
West....side??
*trap door opens up under K Fed and he falls into a pit of alligators*
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Hey give the guy a break @ least he tried, he may not be a rapper but he gave it a shot so now he can move on to something else he may have talent in. The people that keep talking about Britney's boobs are just jealous they don't have boobs like that and secondly YOU CAN'T CONTROL HOW BIG YOUR BOOBS GET WHEN YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!!!! so get over yourself
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I went into it with an open mind. I really wanted him to do well. It was terrible though
:c( His voice wasn't even pleasing to the ear, it was weak and terrible.
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Hey give the guy a break @ least he tried, he may not be a rapper but he gave it a shot so now he can move on to something else he may have talent in. The people that keep talking about Britney's boobs are just jealous they don't have boobs like that and secondly YOU CAN'T CONTROL HOW BIG YOUR BOOBS GET WHEN YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!!!! so get over yourself
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Hey give the guy a break @ least he tried, he may not be a rapper but he gave it a shot so now he can move on to something else he may have talent in. The people that keep talking about Britney's boobs are just jealous they don't have boobs like that and secondly YOU CAN'T CONTROL HOW BIG YOUR BOOBS GET WHEN YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!!!! so get over yourself
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Its official...The worst pop singer of our time has married the worst rapper of our time. A union straight out of hell. I see why she likes him so much. He is probably the only man that she has been with that surely has less talent than she does. Way to give up Justin Timberlake!!! Although, I am sure he made her feel tiny.
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I Want my mama!!! I'm so scared!!! Was that a real rapper? What?!! I think it's ARMAGEDDON!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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I have to agree- I didn't even want to watch, but my husband was oddly curious about how bad it was going to be, so I relented.
First, Britney...lose the freakin gum, geeeez.
And Kevin, oh Kevin. It was hard to watch, and even more hard to listen to. Has anyone ever told him to try being himself, you get a lot farther in life that way...and hey, ppl may even respect you a bit more.
I'm thinking the applause was for sympathy- because it was so dang awful.
Peace out K-FED.
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The song was cheesy and cliche, and if he hired someone else to write HIS song then that's even more pathetic. His rapping was strained, he looked like he was going to shit in his pants. Where was the "rock n' roll" he bragged about? All I heard was a crappy piano bit at the beginning. If he generates any sales with that performance, then I blame subliminal messages in the track.
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You know, Teen Choice awards, zzzz, second fastest way to end insomnia short of a Law & Order marathon, but put a train wreck like that at the end and everybody's going to be talking about it and sharing the video online and they'll get more press than they've ever had before. So as awful as it was, brilliant move by the marketers.
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It's worse than what that Spiral bloke on Big Brother came up with this year, and I never thought that possible.
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As a musician I cringe ANY time I hear a Rapper referred to as an "artist", but this piece of mooching garbage takes the cake. Spears is equally ignorant for taking this "man" and his seed...
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Now I know why he had to start his own record label to release that crap.
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One word...BORING
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K-Fed sucks and I can't believe Brittany is even still with that loser...He needs to know he can't rap and he also needs to rap about shit he owns not what he gained from marry a rich chick..We laughed so hard at him...He will never be Justin so he needs to stop trying....What a laugh he made of himself....
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He needs to stop with the whole "rapper" crap.
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He needs to stop with the whole "rapper" crap.
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That was so fucking bad I think it gave me cancer!
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Stuff like this is what makes me pray for the meteor daily....
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"K-Fed sucks and I can't believe Brittany is even still with that loser...He needs to know he can't rap and he also needs to rap about shit he owns not what he gained from marry a rich chick..We laughed so hard at him...He will never be Justin so he needs to stop trying....What a laugh he made of himself...."
I can't believe people still can't spell her name.
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It sounded hella good !!!!! Untill Kevin started ummm, "Rappin????" wow...so sad he really believes he is a supperstar?? OUCH
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What was that? I think the joke was on us. What made it even worse was we had the opportunity to change the channel, it was the last performance and what did we do, we watched it. Maybe hoping it would get better. The only credit I'll give him was he was good on the piano with his back to the audience. I've seen 3 year olds who rap better.
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and to the idiots calling him "country" hes from fresno,ca dumbasses last time i checked that was in top 3 most dangerous cities in california and wasnt the country idiots.
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WOW! What makes people think they are good rap artists......? Me and my 46 y/o mother make better rhymes than that, and then we jokingly rap them but I never thought that we had more talent than someone that was on national TV. For christ sake, he didnt even have his own beats! He sucked. He has to feel so DUMB! I hope he does! And he SWORE on a kids television show. Thats just horrible. What a Forkin loser! Yo, Yo, Yo K-Fed what is goin on inside that Moda F#@#$ Head! He shoulda just staid a damn back up dancer. I mean I really cant understand y he thought he was good enough to be on TV...
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I think he was trying to be Eminem, but succeeded in being more like Vanilla Ice.
I take that back- at least Vanilla Ice was a one hit wonder.
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"There is not bigger fool, than a fool with money."
I feel bad that nobody told Kevin that he's not any good, but I feel even worse for Britney that nobody told her that that dress wasn't sexy, but just plain sloppy.
Ohhhhh, maybe somebody did tell them, but they were too smart to listen....
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I think he was trying to be Eminem, but succeeded in being more like Vanilla Ice.
I take that back- at least Vanilla Ice was a one hit wonder.
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Id rather hear a reel of ice ice baby for 24 hours than see that video 1 more time. what a loser. With all the real rap stars he shoulda been embarrased to even think about making that public... and brittney? You are a billboard pop artist. you should have gave your hubby advice to stay home!