Kevin Federline Shills For Pennies: The Movie
BWE went to that stupid Virgin Mobile penny thing ... and Alex Blagg got in some Q&A with K-Fed! (I'm actually jealous, though I don't know if I'd have the balls to insult Kev to his face.) Watch some of the press conference, followed by Alex's questions.
Kevin's as bad an orator as he is a rapper. (I guess Branson was supposed to do the talking?) Meanwhile, you can listen to a loop of a clip from his wife's terrible new "Rebellion" by clicking on the "Love B" balloon at britneyspears.com. There's a terrible new poem to go with it. And, as if that weren't enough, a photo of Brit giving the finger, dedicated to "everyone who thinks they know me." Some of her verse:
Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?
Who sleeps standing up? You so crazy Britney.
Posted at 4:57 PM
The pennis mightier.
FIRST! Wow, I never thought I would get to say that. Or want to.
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Does he say "Woo! Doin' it Big... '96!" in there at the end?
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The Britney site has to be the hokiest fucking thing I've ever seen.
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richard branson's plane had mechanical difficulties? doesn't he..um...own an airline? you'd think his shit would be on point in that department.
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Im suprised no one yelled "You suck"
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wtf happened to britbrit's voice in rebellion? i blame eno/pharrel/matrix/rubin or whoever she hired for that calamity
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I think you may have misread that last line in that verse... unless you purposely wanted to make that joke.
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Sorry, how many drugs was he on when he made that speech? Maybe it was just a lack of total dignity or any form of talent whatsoever, but I just can't believe he did that and did it so horribly.
http://www.musictimes.com.au
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awkward
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I feel good about the peenny. Yeeh!
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Listen Children. We need to stop giving people like K-Fed and Paris Hilton attention. If we ignore them, they will go away. It is like that one bad movie...hmmm...maybe Skeleton Key. Anyway, the point is that if we stop believing in these people they will cease to exist. Lets all get together and forget that K-Fed exists. We can do it! I know I know, things like global warming and poverty are old news but I think if we all put our time in to something more positive, we can all really make a difference. Lets talk about Atoms for Peace being the one of the greatest songs of all time. Then lets go feed homeless children.
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That was horrible to watch, it was almost as though he didn't have a clue what he was there to promote. Anyway, I get 500 free texts a month, not like 1p texts is anything amazing.
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I agree with pennywise. however, i am defeating the purpose of ignoring it so it will go away by just posting that i agree with it...
or something
btw
virgin mobile SUX THE BIG ONE pay as you what?
100 bucks a month later...
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Atoms for Peace. Yes!
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Josh, you have no sense of humour.
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Dear Pennywise,
The only way I know how to make myself feel superior is to make fun of other people.
See, I have no talent or personality, so I must make fun of other people to increase my self esteem.
It goes like this,
"Man, that Pennywise is such a twat, who the feck cares about global warming. I'll bet Pennywise lives in his parent's basement and thinks that Doritos is one of the basic food groups."
See how that works?
Ah, I feel better already.
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That Britney loop has to be the most god-fucking-awful thing I've ever heard. It's not even looped in rhythm...I really can't believe I listened to it...
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WTF? It's 06, you fucktard.
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Omg like Kevin & Britney both chew way too much gum, I've been watching and like whoa wtf all ya'll both need to slow down
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K-dummy has to be the worst speaker i've ever heard. This was embarrassing.
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