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June 21, 2006

Kevin Federline Shills For Pennies: The Movie

BWE went to that stupid Virgin Mobile penny thing ... and Alex Blagg got in some Q&A with K-Fed! (I'm actually jealous, though I don't know if I'd have the balls to insult Kev to his face.) Watch some of the press conference, followed by Alex's questions.

Kevin's as bad an orator as he is a rapper. (I guess Branson was supposed to do the talking?) Meanwhile, you can listen to a loop of a clip from his wife's terrible new "Rebellion" by clicking on the "Love B" balloon at britneyspears.com. There's a terrible new poem to go with it. And, as if that weren't enough, a photo of Brit giving the finger, dedicated to "everyone who thinks they know me." Some of her verse:

Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Who sleeps standing up? You so crazy Britney.

Posted at 4:57 PM




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20 Comments

The pennis mightier.

FIRST! Wow, I never thought I would get to say that. Or want to.

Posted by: Evan at 06/21/06 5:44 PM | Reply
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Does he say "Woo! Doin' it Big... '96!" in there at the end?

Posted by: Ben at 06/21/06 5:49 PM | Reply
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The Britney site has to be the hokiest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: wendy at 06/21/06 6:44 PM | Reply
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richard branson's plane had mechanical difficulties? doesn't he..um...own an airline? you'd think his shit would be on point in that department.

Posted by: cat dirt at 06/21/06 6:56 PM | Reply
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Im suprised no one yelled "You suck"

Posted by: Kevin at 06/21/06 8:00 PM | Reply
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wtf happened to britbrit's voice in rebellion? i blame eno/pharrel/matrix/rubin or whoever she hired for that calamity

Posted by: leah at 06/21/06 8:06 PM | Reply
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I think you may have misread that last line in that verse... unless you purposely wanted to make that joke.

Posted by: Josh at 06/21/06 9:58 PM | Reply
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Sorry, how many drugs was he on when he made that speech? Maybe it was just a lack of total dignity or any form of talent whatsoever, but I just can't believe he did that and did it so horribly.

http://www.musictimes.com.au

Posted by: Music Times at 06/21/06 10:51 PM | Reply
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awkward

Posted by: haris pilton at 06/21/06 10:57 PM | Reply
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I feel good about the peenny. Yeeh!

Posted by: kevinfederline at 06/22/06 9:02 AM | Reply
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Listen Children. We need to stop giving people like K-Fed and Paris Hilton attention. If we ignore them, they will go away. It is like that one bad movie...hmmm...maybe Skeleton Key. Anyway, the point is that if we stop believing in these people they will cease to exist. Lets all get together and forget that K-Fed exists. We can do it! I know I know, things like global warming and poverty are old news but I think if we all put our time in to something more positive, we can all really make a difference. Lets talk about Atoms for Peace being the one of the greatest songs of all time. Then lets go feed homeless children.

Posted by: pennywise at 06/22/06 9:30 AM | Reply
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That was horrible to watch, it was almost as though he didn't have a clue what he was there to promote. Anyway, I get 500 free texts a month, not like 1p texts is anything amazing.

Posted by: Andrew at 06/22/06 9:42 AM | Reply
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I agree with pennywise. however, i am defeating the purpose of ignoring it so it will go away by just posting that i agree with it...
or something

btw

virgin mobile SUX THE BIG ONE pay as you what?
100 bucks a month later...

Posted by: booboo at 06/22/06 10:19 AM | Reply
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Atoms for Peace. Yes!

Posted by: I'm Right at 06/22/06 10:58 AM | Reply
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Josh, you have no sense of humour.

Posted by: Darwin at 06/22/06 12:31 PM | Reply
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Dear Pennywise,

The only way I know how to make myself feel superior is to make fun of other people.

See, I have no talent or personality, so I must make fun of other people to increase my self esteem.

It goes like this,

"Man, that Pennywise is such a twat, who the feck cares about global warming. I'll bet Pennywise lives in his parent's basement and thinks that Doritos is one of the basic food groups."

See how that works?

Ah, I feel better already.

Posted by: loverboy at 06/22/06 1:50 PM | Reply
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That Britney loop has to be the most god-fucking-awful thing I've ever heard. It's not even looped in rhythm...I really can't believe I listened to it...

Posted by: Collin at 06/22/06 3:55 PM | Reply
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WTF? It's 06, you fucktard.

Posted by: Wayne at 06/22/06 4:15 PM | Reply
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Omg like Kevin & Britney both chew way too much gum, I've been watching and like whoa wtf all ya'll both need to slow down

Posted by: KittenLitter at 06/22/06 7:55 PM | Reply
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K-dummy has to be the worst speaker i've ever heard. This was embarrassing.

Posted by: dee at 06/22/06 8:44 PM | Reply
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