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November 2, 2005

Kevin Federline's Album Starts Leaking

How many of you heard that a postpartum Spears had heard K-Fed's finished tracks and wasn't impressed? And then said a silent prayer to the internet? Here you go.

Aaron sez: "Federline's been working on his album with Disco D. D was posting on the hollertronix.com message boards and everyone was hating on the concept so he posted up a sample from the album" (link dead)

K Fed - "Y'all Aint Ready" (MP3) (new, working link)

According to Disco D, Kev's stopped writing songs altogether. "[H]e doesnt even write anything down he just goes in and straight freestyles." And, um, in Portuguese on at least one track.

More Disco D: "You gotta understand the first song we did was the first time my man was ever in the booth. so he wrote 2 songs and then got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again."

At least the beat is hot.

Update: According to the Hollertronix boards, K-Fed actually is saying "Pavarotti": "I've been informed that's just K-Fed slang for papparazzi, he calls them Pavarottis in real life. that's his style..."

Update 2: Indeed, we were not ready for that. All the deep linking gave the server a fat headache, so we've replaced it with a YSI MegaUpload. Post your own in the comments.

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"got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again." .. what a poser, he's no jay-z wtf

not feelin the beat

Posted by: daniel at 11/02/05 1:20 AM | Reply
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Still, that beat is fuckin' brilliant compared to the retarded rhymes layered on top of it.

Posted by: Devin at 11/02/05 1:24 AM | Reply
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what is this world coming to? k federline is an ass.

Posted by: andrew j. at 11/02/05 1:31 AM | Reply
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might not be such a good look to hotlink that shit.

he DOES say Pavarotti instead of Paparazzi!

Posted by: El Popo at 11/02/05 2:18 AM | Reply
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I can't wait for the rappin' granny's diss record.

Posted by: Jackson West at 11/02/05 2:21 AM | Reply
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bubba sparxx might sue.... what did the kfed jerk-off develop a drawl??
straight out the gate to two thousand and eight what what
it sounds like a bad fabolous impression at best and that's pretty bad

Posted by: tom at 11/02/05 2:21 AM | Reply
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And you're sure this isn't just something off Vanilla Ice's "Hard to Swallow" album? I'm about ready to start shaving stripes in my eyebrows.

Posted by: Heather at 11/02/05 2:23 AM | Reply
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Now I know why there are no white trash rap records people actually hear.

Posted by: Steve at 11/02/05 3:01 AM | Reply
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that's not hot.

Posted by: brandy at 11/02/05 3:02 AM | Reply
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Posted by: megan at 11/02/05 3:52 AM | Reply
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he makes crazy town look like M.O.B.

Posted by: optimus at 11/02/05 9:25 AM | Reply
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Wow, K Fed being produced by hollertronix. It's like a Ferrari with a Geo engine. Seriously, this guy it a total tool.

Posted by: david brent at 11/02/05 9:30 AM | Reply
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says alot when britney thinks your shit sucks...

Posted by: pantyHamster at 11/02/05 9:56 AM | Reply
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Wow. Are you KIDDING me? That sounds slightly familiar though... OH, wait! Naw, thats just me and my homies STONED and DRUNK out of our minds trying to rap to a video game beat!

Just one more thing to someday torture poor PMS Federline.

Posted by: H-TownHellRaiser at 11/02/05 10:21 AM | Reply
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ugh.

Posted by: matthew at 11/02/05 10:25 AM | Reply
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all i have to say about this is "YEEHAW, GET'M YODLE OH." k-fed's album leak is not too dissimilar to some disgusting fast food sandwich sweating through the wrapper all over the table.

"now, all you have to do is walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment" - peter griffin on federline.

Posted by: mercator at 11/02/05 10:26 AM | Reply
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umm... ew.

Posted by: Rafael at 11/02/05 11:03 AM | Reply
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umm... ew.

Posted by: Rafael at 11/02/05 11:03 AM | Reply
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He's right.. I ain't ready

Posted by: gypsymazzurco at 11/02/05 11:04 AM | Reply
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He has a lisp!

Posted by: lindsay at 11/02/05 11:27 AM | Reply
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Not that race is the reason, but all i keep thinking is:

acid in my bottle so i gotta get some mo'/put the pedal to the metal back to the liquor store/cus you know what i mean when i'm feelin kinda funky/i said honkey/straight throwin donkeys.

i think it's the forced voice and 1993 stylzzz.

Posted by: mattshu at 11/02/05 11:37 AM | Reply
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This has got to be a joke, right? Is he serious? Better yet, if he is serious, can we shoot him before he breeds? Oops, too late.

Posted by: Gargamale at 11/02/05 11:38 AM | Reply
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Can some some clearify this? Does it say:

"back then they call me K.Fed/but you can call me Dad instead?"

Is this a song to his kid? Is he pulling a dare I say it...an Eminem?

Posted by: calliwell at 11/02/05 11:58 AM | Reply
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This makes those rapping attempts by sports stars look like serious stabs at artistic merit. Jesus.

Posted by: Paul at 11/02/05 12:14 PM | Reply
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Paul, I could totally listen to "What's Up, Doc?" right now

Posted by: jim at 11/02/05 12:27 PM | Reply
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oh my gaaaawwwwwdddddd! laughable!

Posted by: wow at 11/02/05 12:38 PM | Reply
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That was bad. No further comment needed.

Posted by: Cutter at 11/02/05 12:39 PM | Reply
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Oh my god. I really do feel so bad for that poor little kid. Think about what kind of person would try to release a song like that. Just like the sense of inflated ego that you would have to have to do that and think it was good, and that you had the musical talent or vision to be successful. And then to have that person as a parent?? This kid is going to end up being so worthless and it's not even his fault.

Posted by: S at 11/02/05 12:56 PM | Reply
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Oh my god. I really do feel so bad for that poor little kid. Think about what kind of person would try to release a song like that. Just like the sense of inflated ego that you would have to have to do that and think it was good, and to think that you had the musical talent or vision to be successful. And then to have that person as a parent?? This kid is going to end up being so worthless and it's not even his fault.

Posted by: S at 11/02/05 12:57 PM | Reply
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Can somebody please find out why Luciano Pavarotti is chasing K-Fed? Ah, those Italians and thier wacky Vendettas.

Posted by: p.s at 11/02/05 1:01 PM | Reply
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terrifying how much it reminds me of this guy...

http://www.johnnydangerous.net/HOME.html

Posted by: amanda at 11/02/05 1:28 PM | Reply
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aren't some of these comments just knee-jerk reactions cause it's kevin? i really like the beat/production. okay the rapping is a bit silly but i think it's quite good. or at least not the steaming pile of dung i expected.

Posted by: stevienixed at 11/02/05 1:29 PM | Reply
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wow! That was bad, his raps are generic and I don't think he has the vocab in his brain to put together a good rap. It's like patty cake patty cake bakers man, and I know that dead beat daddy doesn't know any nursery rhymes, so where did he get that pattern from??? Britney should buy him a dictionary, or better yet have someone else write his rhymes. The hook is the weakest part, which is really sad that should be the strongest part. There is a little something interesting in there, but it's probably just the production.

Posted by: saveus at 11/02/05 1:30 PM | Reply
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I hope Disco D is getting well paid for this garbage...

http://www.thahiphop.com

Posted by: Fivefold at 11/02/05 1:37 PM | Reply
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Are you kidding me? No wonder Britney laughed when she heard this crap...give it up buddy...

Posted by: toobadshemarriedalooser at 11/02/05 1:37 PM | Reply
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well, if nothing else, it was worth downloading for the kitsch factor.

truly, that sucked. someone needs to remind kevin that not only is he white, but he raps like a white poser. i mean, even hot steppa was better than this.

the underlying production is pretty good, i will give it that, but it doesn't make up for the shittasticness of the rest of it.

Posted by: anna at 11/02/05 1:38 PM | Reply
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THAT SHYT IS HORRIBLE! AND WHAT'S THIS CRAP ABOUT HIM WATCHING FADE TO BLACK AND NOW NOT WRITING ANYTHING DOWN? ARE U F'IN KIDDING ME? HE COULD NEVER AND WILL NEVER BE ON JAY'S LEVEL..IT'S A TALENT THAT HE AINT' GOT. HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS DAY JOB..OH WAIT..HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. MAYBE HE COULD CONTINUE JUST SHAKIN' THAT LIL AZZ..

Posted by: BrooklynMami at 11/02/05 1:42 PM | Reply
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they should stop the leak before anything else escapes...

Posted by: PissFenders at 11/02/05 1:56 PM | Reply
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ha ha...totally reminds me of vanilla ice!

Posted by: lj at 11/02/05 2:55 PM | Reply
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hey hey hey, i usually respect your points of view, BUTTTT ... "Tbe beat is not HOT" ... WTF ... are you on meds? ... this material sucks!

Play ICE BABY again ... that was a HOT BEAT!

Posted by: Leon MX at 11/02/05 2:58 PM | Reply
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My ears are bleeding.

That is all.

Posted by: loonytick at 11/02/05 3:00 PM | Reply
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hahaha, the haters are right. shit does make crazy town sound like Mothers Opposing Bush. (...idiots...)

Posted by: thejosh at 11/02/05 3:07 PM | Reply
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He's got a lisp.

Oh yeah, and this sounds like shit.

Posted by: carlie at 11/02/05 3:20 PM | Reply
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come on, the beat's not that terrible. it'd make a great ringtone.

Posted by: jim at 11/02/05 3:40 PM | Reply
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I am sorry to say who told Kevin the Loser he was a rap singer. Was he high on something thinking he would become a singer hahaha. Kevin please go back flipping burgers or better yet take care of Brittney or else you will be out the door for not being a good daddy.

Posted by: Sylvia at 11/02/05 3:41 PM | Reply
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I think he sounds good, better than I thought he would, everyone is just haters, there jealous, this guy hit the jackpot of all time, Britney let him, we are want to be in his place, end of story, can't blame him for recording, at least he's motivated.

Posted by: lz at 11/02/05 3:41 PM | Reply
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You can call me Daddy? That line's going to be giving me nightmares for years to come. Thanks K-Fed

Posted by: hecklerspray at 11/02/05 3:41 PM | Reply
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These posts are hilarious.....you people rock..Kevin? is that your name? Just go...now, please...

Posted by: JR at 11/02/05 3:44 PM | Reply
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It sounds kind of like Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence decided to tone it down and become a rapper.

YOU'RE RIGHT KEVS I AIN'T READY!!!

Posted by: Mat at 11/02/05 3:46 PM | Reply
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Is this dude for real, he and Vanilla Ice should collaborate. He needs to stick to dancing backup for real entertainers and no I don't mean Britney!

Posted by: Angela at 11/02/05 4:03 PM | Reply
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I agree with jim; if this were an instrumental blasting inside a car stereo (somehow, I feel the beat was made with the car in mind) it would be hot.

Posted by: janine at 11/02/05 4:06 PM | Reply
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yeah, the first time I heard this I thought, "man, I hope this doesn't blast from cars all summer"

Posted by: jim at 11/02/05 4:17 PM | Reply
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It sounds like an Atari game.

Posted by: dvdsky at 11/02/05 4:42 PM | Reply
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Who knew my transcription skills would come in so handy...

I should be saying keep my damn name outcha mouth but y'all people keep increasing my change amount
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna, I'm gonna sell bout two mill, fool, then I'm a-gonna
I know you wish you was in my position cuz I keep getting into situations that you wish you wuz in, cousin
I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I'm daddy, dude
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait 'cause people are always askin' me -- when's the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then, all these Pavarottis following me
Gettin' anxious, go take a peek, I'm starring in your magazine now every day of the week
Back, then, they call me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead...

Posted by: tara at 11/02/05 5:06 PM | Reply
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"you can call me daddy" just how many kids already calls the looser daddy? those are the only ones that will call him daddy besides his emotionally,needy, clingy daft wife of his.

Posted by: goladyybugg at 11/02/05 5:12 PM | Reply
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Oh. My. God. Um, that was horrific. You are right, the beat is not bad. He should be required by law to have no more children.

Posted by: Rit at 11/02/05 5:17 PM | Reply
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it was better than i thought it would be

Posted by: makaya at 11/02/05 5:51 PM | Reply
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worst rap ever

Posted by: amyhazel at 11/02/05 5:54 PM | Reply
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It is cleat that money can't buy you talent. He's going down. Maybe he'll be famous somewhere else...like Hasselhof in Germany!

Posted by: Alison at 11/02/05 5:58 PM | Reply
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HA. Pavarottis.

Posted by: ggggggary at 11/02/05 6:07 PM | Reply
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omg. i cant even comment on it.
its going to be embarrassing for him when his wife sells another 10 million albums and he sells around 10.

Posted by: amber at 11/02/05 6:19 PM | Reply
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To quote Leonard Pinth-Garnell:

"Stunningly bad!"
"Monumentally ill-advised!"
"Perfectly awful!"
"Couldn't be worse!"
"Exquisitely awful!"
"Astonishingly ill-chosen!"
"Really bit the big one!"

Eminem should send K. Fed a gift basket for singlehandedly proving that not just any white guy can get up and rap...

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at 11/02/05 6:30 PM | Reply
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Worst rap since David Faustino (a.k.a. Bud Bundy) released a single way back when.

Posted by: Coolfer at 11/02/05 6:41 PM | Reply
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sounds like k-fed has been listening to a little too much peaches. there is part in there that sounds just like a song from teaches of peaches--diddle my skittle maybe.
and yeah, im definitely not ready for k-fed.

Posted by: maxwell at 11/02/05 6:49 PM | Reply
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i'm gonna agree with devin on this one.

Posted by: bethany anne at 11/02/05 7:00 PM | Reply
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Thanks for the snippet. Now I have the perfect song to commit suicide to.

Posted by: recon at 11/02/05 7:21 PM | Reply
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coolfer—

holy f.

i also thought,"i told ya" by d lil (david faustino)

until now, i was pretty damn sure i was the only one who could recall that one.

of course he had an excuse—his rap took place in 1992.

Posted by: mattshu at 11/02/05 7:47 PM | Reply
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This cannot be for real. It just can't.

I ALMOST feel sorry for him in advance of how badly this upcoming album is going to be reviewed/ridiculed.

But not quite.

I would rather hear "Doin' the Bartman" by Bart Simpson 100 times in a row then listen to K-Fed again.

Posted by: riley at 11/02/05 7:56 PM | Reply
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This was not nearly as bad as I had anticipated. Don't get me wrong - it is definitely bad, but I was expecting it to be SO much worse.

Besides, he needs to get the word out on what he's supposed to be called, yo - "momma's babies' punka$$, loafin', unemployed, worthless ex" is too tough for his kids to learn, and it's not like they're going to know to "call (him) Daddy" otherwise, right?

Posted by: e at 11/02/05 8:03 PM | Reply
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Damn! Now Brittney's gonna have to spend more money just to buy 100,000 copies to make him think somebody gives a shit!

That shit wouldn't have sold back in 83 when that Atari beat WAS hot.

Posted by: Tina at 11/02/05 8:10 PM | Reply
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i like how he wasnt my daddy in the beginning of the song and then in the end he was my daddy. oh lord!

Posted by: sara bee at 11/02/05 8:10 PM | Reply
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I thought it was HOT.....You all are HATERS!!!

Posted by: He'llbethenextEminem at 11/02/05 9:16 PM | Reply
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Well, at least I now know how to pronounce K-Fed.

The sonar blips are nice.

Posted by: catlebrity at 11/02/05 9:17 PM | Reply
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WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

FUCKIN HORRIBLE

Posted by: pratz at 11/02/05 9:36 PM | Reply
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What's with this "back then i was k-fed, now i'm daddy" stuff? Hasn't he been "daddy" to someone for a while now? I feel sorry for the kid(s?) he has with other women.

Posted by: beada at 11/02/05 9:37 PM | Reply
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eh, the true Fade to Black is by the musical gods known as "Metallica". Everything else can't cut it.

I didn't like it, it sounds like the porno track Paris Hilton got off to.

Posted by: Jytte at 11/02/05 9:38 PM | Reply
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WTF is a Papa-rah-tee?

Posted by: alx at 11/02/05 9:56 PM | Reply
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That was God awful, yet I crave more.

Posted by: chunk at 11/02/05 10:12 PM | Reply
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Yes I think Jethro is a crass talentess opportunist but...with the right video producer he could have a hit.

The strip mall rats and double wides will appreciate his trashiness.

Posted by: Pee Wee Poundstone at 11/02/05 10:25 PM | Reply
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WTF I expected just a LITTLE...OK...A LOT better. When they said BRit laughed at it i was like ok it aint that bad it cant be. But dern it if i wasnt wrong. He BEST NOT choose that as a first single, or a single period. He will screw up his music career b4 it even starts. He sounds like a wannabe Eminem...and the beat aint that good either. Hopefully he can make something better than that filth.

Posted by: Jordan at 11/02/05 10:38 PM | Reply
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Where is Eminem when we need him.

Posted by: memememe at 11/02/05 11:02 PM | Reply
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You know what you guys? K.Fed just needs Milli Vanilli as back up on some tracks. I know that one of them is alive, and the old men who actually sang the tracks must need a job.

Put that shit on the radio and it will blow the fuck up.

I really should be a producer.

Posted by: calliwell at 11/02/05 11:09 PM | Reply
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wolf parade he aint.

Posted by: smolly at 11/02/05 11:11 PM | Reply
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The only income the child of KFed and Brit is ever going to have will be residuals from advertisements as Planned Parenthood's spokesmodel.

Posted by: FiestaQueen at 11/02/05 11:44 PM | Reply
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Umm, hello!! That beat actually sounds like farts. I'm not kidding listen again. I can't believe anyone would like that beat.....

and he of course is HORRIBLE.

Posted by: electropuppet at 11/02/05 11:47 PM | Reply
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You're damn right i'm a hater, He'llbethenextEminem. K-fed's rhymes are weak, generic, lack originality, and the whole song screams "Look at me, I'm so fucking hardcore because someone gave me an album!" He's definitely the pride of Fresno. If your wife, who is just a notch above your trashiness, and makes rather mediocre but danceable music laughs at you, you've got a problem. That, or it says something about the level of sophstication of the music you like, He'llbethenextEminem.

Posted by: Doobieous at 11/02/05 11:58 PM | Reply
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#1 Disco D is dope...i doubt any of you guys know who he is...
#2 If you knew anything about being a playa...youd never hate on homie...

The only reason i like the guy is because hes hittin britney...rollin a ferrari...spending her chips..

how can you hate on that? I give him mad props...

90% of hip hop is garbage...bad production..at least he has disco d...beat was better than most shit out...

dont hate the playa..hate the game...i doubt any of you got some....

Posted by: BASEONENINE at 11/03/05 12:12 AM | Reply
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We quake in our gangsta undies, BASEONENINE.

I want those 52 seconds of my life back.

Posted by: Emily at 11/03/05 12:23 AM | Reply
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OMG that shit is off the hook
Sign me up
Where can I get this Album???

Wow, words cannot describe the wonderous music i just heard.

K-Fed you rock my world.
Finally a good white rapper
So much better then eminem

Posted by: hot carl at 11/03/05 12:27 AM | Reply
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I feel violated.

Posted by: Me at 11/03/05 12:39 AM | Reply
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Wow, that was fucking scary. I truly thought it was a SNL spoof. Are you sure it's not? I can't believe they're really going to release this awful shit. It's worse than the MilliVinilli scandal back in the day!

Posted by: Tiffany Said WHAT?! at 11/03/05 12:46 AM | Reply
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Man, you peeps are 2 mean. How bout giving a dude a break and some props 4 accomplishing something.

OK I'm kidding. It sucked.

Hope you got a prenup Brit. This guy ain't gonna be earning any cheddar.

Posted by: Music critic at 11/03/05 1:31 AM | Reply
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That was the funniest thing I have ever heard...I laughed so hard I think I peed my pants!

Posted by: Ashley at 11/03/05 2:44 AM | Reply
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ok. yeah. i didnt even care for the beat. i mean sure, it wasnt as bad as i thought it was. but it still wasnt good. If he wants to put out a lame azz album i say let him. Who cares what the chode does. not my problem. quit whining. the music sucks, get on with your egocentric lives, bad driving skills, and lung cancer.

Posted by: Pilgrymm at 11/03/05 2:45 AM | Reply
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P.S. hot carl, dont lead KFed on like that. its mean.

Posted by: Pilgrymm at 11/03/05 2:47 AM | Reply
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I didn't listen to the song but I'm sure it's not very good. Vote Republican. God Bless America!

Posted by: Jeremy J at 11/03/05 2:50 AM | Reply
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Shuttup Jeremy. America = Stewpid. Republicans are assholes. i sleep with your mom. KFed is cooler than your degraded IQ

Posted by: Nacho at 11/03/05 2:55 AM | Reply
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if it were anyone else, some record company would be shoving this down our thoats like it is the next big thing... this trash is not different then lots of other trash selling today... some 13y.o. is out there loving it

the beat was kind of nice though

he and Brit Brit need to go climb a mountain... and come back in about 6 years

Posted by: ortem at 11/03/05 4:37 AM | Reply
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Posted by: kiku at 11/03/05 4:39 AM | Reply
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Wondering if he's planning on opening for Ashley Simpson.

Posted by: Snatchez at 11/03/05 4:40 AM | Reply
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My god. What's up with that garbage ass beat too? Awful

Posted by: steve at 11/03/05 5:26 AM | Reply
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The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if Britney was rappin' along with him.

Posted by: candy at 11/03/05 8:39 AM | Reply
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What a HOMO!

Posted by: Kinghobo at 11/03/05 10:45 AM | Reply
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Lloyd Grove's column in the Daily News quotes some of these comments... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/story/361953p-308188c.html

Posted by: tara at 11/03/05 10:47 AM | Reply
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Lloyd Grove's column in the Daily News quotes some of these comments... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/story/361953p-308188c.html

Daddy's debut was greeted by a chorus of scathing reviews.

"That's not hot," wrote one Internet critic. "My ears are bleeding," noted another. "You're sure this isn't something off Vanilla Ice's 'Hard to Swallow' album?" asks a third. "I'm about ready to start shaving stripes in my eyebrows."

Posted by: tara at 11/03/05 10:47 AM | Reply
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Wow. That is awful. I would rather have the flu for a year than have to listen to that garbage ever again!

Posted by: Lisa at 11/03/05 12:17 PM | Reply
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I would rather have the avian flu that listen to that trash.... 52 seconds of my life i will never get back....i'm in such shock, i cant even trash this guy the way i wanna... ughhh

Posted by: jaylen at 11/03/05 1:05 PM | Reply
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Love Brittney & Kevin but this song just kills me! Do they actually think it sounds good??? He makes Will Smith sound like a lyrical genius!

Posted by: Kris at 11/03/05 1:20 PM | Reply
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LOL.... What a waste of money... I predict some major beef with Eminem. See who told this white kid he could rap... Ohhh Brintey stop investing your money... Great Laugh thanks Stereogum..

Posted by: Carolina at 11/03/05 1:45 PM | Reply
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.


It sounds like Taylor Hanson trying to rap. Kevin...K-fug...whatever your name is...just STOP. NOW. *shudders*

This is so bad it's hilarious.

Posted by: Jessi at 11/03/05 1:54 PM | Reply
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What a complete joke! What is happening to this world we live in?? Geezus... if he makes a freakin dime off that crap I will be so damned mad. My dog can rap better than that. Why oh why did she marry that loser?

Posted by: Ruthie at 11/03/05 2:12 PM | Reply
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That is the worst thing I ever heard!!!!! YUK!!! He is such a wanna B!!!

Posted by: hellokittystalker at 11/03/05 2:20 PM | Reply
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It's so bad, he needs to be punished for it!

Ugh.

Posted by: Kiki at 11/03/05 2:21 PM | Reply
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: me at 11/03/05 2:27 PM | Reply
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That sucked. Somebody please cut my ear off with a rusty kitchen knife. That would be better than listening to that again

Posted by: Liddie at 11/03/05 2:35 PM | Reply
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What can I say about it that hasn't been said already by everyone above? Does he really, honestly believe someone will buy this crap? Yes, he's motivated, to do something..
But he should never, NEVER be allowed to go into a booth again.. unless they start letting, like, Shaq record again too. hell, why not let Jesse McCartney start "freestyling" rap?

Posted by: Marisa at 11/03/05 2:39 PM | Reply
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Kevin freeloaderline go back to what you do the best at being mr. brittney spears that is and a big sponger and freeloader you are so so confused when you thought you could rap sing or record this crap it gave me a migrane and I puked do yourself a favor and hang it up unless you enjoy making a fool of yourself

Posted by: Joe at 11/03/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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He's got a fever -and the only cure is more cowbell.

Posted by: Christy at 11/03/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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This guy is a loser among losers. He's leech and a no talent. What a waste of skin. Give it up Kevin before you humiliate yourself more.

Posted by: notak-fedfan at 11/03/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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This guy is a loser among losers. He's a leech and a no talent. What a waste of skin. Give it up Kevin before you humiliate yourself more.

Posted by: notak-fedfan at 11/03/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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Umm yeah............Kfed should make pornos with Britney like Paris.............I'm sure THAT would sell!

Posted by: uhyeah at 11/03/05 3:02 PM | Reply
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i'm not sure it gets much worse than that trash

Posted by: maria at 11/03/05 3:20 PM | Reply
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K-fed should be shot and killed

Posted by: k-fedshouldbeshot at 11/03/05 3:22 PM | Reply
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jeez... sounde like a some brittany spears shit in the background. kinda a cross between that and the soundtrack of beverly hills cop. learn how to rap and get a life you have a child now. you gets no respect .

Posted by: seberoo at 11/03/05 3:29 PM | Reply
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Where can i hear this song of kevins at!!!

Posted by: paris at 11/03/05 3:38 PM | Reply
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HOW BOUT NO!!!! WHAT A JOKE!!!!

Posted by: DLICIOUS at 11/03/05 3:50 PM | Reply
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No, K Fed, I AIN'T ready. Thanks for the laugh though. I would really love a video. Just to see the look on his face while he's "rapping".

Posted by: Michelle at 11/03/05 3:53 PM | Reply
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hayyy yall this is gonna BE THE HIP HOP SONG OF 2006!!!!!!!!!!!! RAISE YA HANDS TO " DADDI FEDALINNNNNEEE" SEE HIS KIDS ARE GONNA BE RAISED ON WELFARE IN 2 MONTHS BRITTNEY ACTUally said she wanted to be supported by this wack rap game hahah thats just sad!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad he should stayed with his wanna be ex actress baby momma too

Posted by: NOT K FED at 11/03/05 3:59 PM | Reply
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I think he has a nice voice..... But this kind of music is not for him. Or maybe he should try some different lyrics.

Posted by: Grace at 11/03/05 4:07 PM | Reply
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Look on the brightside, if you buy K-Fed's CD it might include a copy of K-Fed & Britney's homemade porno!

Posted by: Mr Brightside at 11/03/05 4:24 PM | Reply
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JEALOUS ANYONE? It doesn't really matter what the kid sounds like. He's the luckiest man alive and his music and image will sell. He's not making records for you guys, he's making them for Britney's fans. Once he's styled and his videos are edited by Britney's people he'll be huge with tweens. He's selling videos on TRL, not live concerts. Ya'll just wait and see, if he can move he'll be most requested.

Posted by: Santa Monica, Ca at 11/03/05 4:28 PM | Reply
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omfg what the hell kevin just leave the god damn lyrics to britt...you can't do anything!!!!!

Posted by: nicole at 11/03/05 4:35 PM | Reply
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One word: WACK! Give the boy a dictionary, thesaurus (and an atlas if it would help)!! When's the video coming out, cuz I sho' wanna see it on BET!

Posted by: Nakia at 11/03/05 4:55 PM | Reply
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Mark my words, if his garbage album gets released MTV is going to play the fuck out of his first video.

Life is terrible...

Posted by: Gluehead at 11/03/05 5:08 PM | Reply
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Well - at least we know who the grammy for best new artist is going to. "Let me be your slavvvvvve - Daddy."

ewwww

Posted by: dib at 11/03/05 5:15 PM | Reply
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yes its sucks, but will it sell? you know it will, people are sheeple. mark my words, it goes platnum in a month.
example a: ashley simpson

Posted by: daykinmade at 11/03/05 5:18 PM | Reply
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The words are so stupid?? I think he's the one that's not ready ....booooo

Posted by: Rachel at 11/03/05 5:26 PM | Reply
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Wow, i wish i was rich and white, oh wait i am, hey why don't i make a rap ablum?

Posted by: janky at 11/03/05 6:01 PM | Reply
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Of all the men in the world that her ass and money could buy, Britney choose THIS speciman's genetic material to reproduce. Why? Why? Why?

Posted by: Mag at 11/03/05 6:21 PM | Reply
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~rocking back and forth,curled up in the fetal position~

"Find a happy place, find a happy place..."


I am going to need therapy to help me forget that crap.

Posted by: Christina at 11/03/05 6:30 PM | Reply
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I'm speechless...that was just as bad as it comes I think. What made this "man" think he can actually rap??

Posted by: Claire at 11/03/05 6:34 PM | Reply
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THE BEAT IS HOT. HIM... NOT SO MUCH.

Posted by: Bella at 11/03/05 6:43 PM | Reply
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okay not to be mean because I honestly wanted to give it a fair shot but that was garbage! wtf was he thinking? I am almost...ALMOST speachless it was sooo UGH I am just shocked that somebody can be that wack. Don't even compare him to vanilla ice because we all know once apon a time we all were thumpin his junk but nobody and I mean nobody not even K-fed's wife, baby momma, and children will be playing this shit. EVER!!!

Posted by: that1girrl at 11/03/05 6:43 PM | Reply
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He has no clue because of his over-inflated ego how bad he really is.....and if it weren'e for his wife, he wouldn't be getting even a quarter of the attention he's getting now. Sad sad sad

Posted by: d at 11/03/05 6:46 PM | Reply
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"That was the suckiest suck that ever sucked"-Homer Simpson

Posted by: stoli at 11/03/05 6:49 PM | Reply
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YOu are SOOOOO right...we aren't ready!

Posted by: Sarah at 11/03/05 7:20 PM | Reply
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Eww, that f-in' sucked. And did I hear a little Super Mario Bros beat in there?? I actually laughed out loud. Everything about that song blows.

Posted by: SAV at 11/03/05 7:34 PM | Reply
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WOW.

Most retarded fucking track ever. No doubt it'll sell tho.

Pre-teens and faggots will lap it up.

http://s4.invisionfree.com/word

Posted by: Wow at 11/03/05 7:34 PM | Reply
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this dude is fucking retarded.

Posted by: useless sack of shit at 11/03/05 7:47 PM | Reply
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WOW...Didn't think they'd allow crap like that over the net without a warning advisory

Posted by: Manda at 11/03/05 7:50 PM | Reply
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I hate it. Do you think your are cool rapper. All I know is that 2008 people just wana puke. I think we are glad that we arent in your pistion. That realy stinks

Posted by: meg at 11/03/05 7:59 PM | Reply
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Man! It wasn't that bad. And for the one who was doggin' on Republicans, democrats are the most unsupportive group of America. They should be shipped somewhere, maybe they should join the cast of Lost on some unknown island. Everytime one gets a chance to speak out on National television, they say "Bush hates black people" and that's when everyone is trying to focus on victims, not on Bush's reaction, when it was the local government that didn't strengthen the levees when they had raised all that money to do so. They spent it on other things. As far as Kenye West is concerned, he is a successful rich black male, so he has nothing to complain about. He never suffered from slavery. Ain't nobody's racist but him. And he can't even carry a tune, with lyrics like "get down girl go on get down" he sounds lazy, and that don't mean anything to anybody, I mean, what the hell is that?! You tell 'em 50 Cent! I say, keep your crap to yourself, no one wants to hear what he has to say about Bush, no one cares. I have 2 cousin's in Iraq, and they are doin a helluva job. Nobody can fathom what is going on over there, so it's nobody's place to say anything about it except for the troops themselves. To everyone that is unsupportive of our country's duties, you are "An American Idiot" and that is not something to be proud of!

Posted by: bettatimes at 11/03/05 8:00 PM | Reply
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you guys all realize that we are all doing exaclty what he said in the verse

Posted by: fdsfqsd at 11/03/05 8:04 PM | Reply
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Dayum. I'd buy that just to see how 'good' the rest of his songs are XD ha, we should all buy the album and go to a kareoke bar. that'd be fucking hilarious!

Posted by: Lena at 11/03/05 8:11 PM | Reply
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OMG. That was embarrassing to listen to. I can't believe he went on and filled a whole album with that shit! Ya know, Brit can't sing but at least the studio can clean up the sound and make it bearable. "Daddy" K-Fed needs more help than the studio can give him...

Posted by: Kristi at 11/03/05 8:12 PM | Reply
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I haven't heard it yet, but from what u guys have said in your hilarious comments, it sounds AWFUL!!! When I heard he was gonna make a "rap" album, I freaked and shook my head violently in disgust. Before we know it, K-Fed and Paris Hilton will be doing a duet with Aaron Carter "rapping" the intro. That would be so frickin' scary...

Posted by: Emma at 11/03/05 8:29 PM | Reply
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I defiantely hear the farts.

Posted by: notimpressed at 11/03/05 8:53 PM | Reply
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omg look, an unrelated link to relieve you of this dribble: http://one.dot9.ca/2/

Posted by: one at 11/03/05 8:56 PM | Reply
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Im not hating but still this is pathetic , all that shit he was talking was hillarious. Dunno what this little wannab rapper is even trying to be a rapper. The lyrics are just the worse ,i dont care if he was freestyling he sucks at that also or if it was his first time recording over the mic i dont care . All i know the people who gonna buy his album are middle school kids ,and well basically Britneys Spears audience buying his it also. I give him props for giving it a try but its not him and you wont sell 2 million record as it says in your lyrics. And i also see him trying to hook up with rappers like 50 cent or some others well knowns that already set their own ground in the hip hop community so he can get alot of peoples support but it aint gonna work. If they are people who is gonna kill hip hop/rap like when in the early 80s big sign "DISCO IS DEAD" his one of them that will start killing rap/hip-hop. Just stop trying to make a fool of yourself and stop bieng somebody your not even when u were a back up dancer back in the days u are still nothing

Posted by: Owl at 11/03/05 9:05 PM | Reply
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yikes.

Posted by: liz at 11/03/05 9:52 PM | Reply
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Mandatory sterilization for Brit and K-Fed!!

Posted by: Brandy at 11/03/05 10:03 PM | Reply
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hahahahhahhahhahhahha! that sucks!

Posted by: Silvia at 11/03/05 10:15 PM | Reply
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You've got to be kidding!

Posted by: Michael at 11/03/05 10:17 PM | Reply
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PPL TALKING ABOUT? KEVIN IS DA SHIT! THIS IS SOME PHAT RAPPING AND DA BEAT IS OF DA HOOK! YOU PPL ARE JEALOUS THAT HE IS SO TALENTED AND IS PORKIN' BRITNEY. Y'ALL WOULDN'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT HIT YA!!!

Posted by: MICHAEL ROCHE at 11/03/05 10:30 PM | Reply
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ok so its complete garbage, but it will probably go straight to number one for the novelty factor alone... =P

Posted by: Lolly at 11/03/05 11:27 PM | Reply
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Here the lyrics I typed out to the song.

I should be sayin’ keep my damn name out your mouth
But yall people keep increasin’ my change (amount)
So
Go ahead and say what you wanna,
I’m gonna sell (gotcha milk fool gimmo mo gonna)
Uh
I know yall wish you was in my position
Cause I keep getting these situations that you wish you was in…cousin
I’m not yo’ uncle, not yo’ brotha I’m daddy dude
Steppin in this game and yall aint got a clue
My prediction is that yall gonna hate
On the style we create in straight 2008
But I know that you really can’t wait
Cause people always askin me
“When’s the release date?”
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin me
Gettin anxious, go take a peak
I’m starring in your magazine (I already) day of da week.

Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead,
Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead.

Posted by: Rad1030 at 11/04/05 12:18 AM | Reply
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I swear I can picture him between lines wondering wtf to say next...he is clueless.

The whole "K-Fed" name thing is ridiculous...Kevin, you're cool enough to pull that off. More like "K-Fres" Fresno boy. LOL

BOO!

Posted by: msky at 11/04/05 12:18 AM | Reply
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I swear I can picture him between lines wondering wtf to say next...he is clueless.

The whole "K-Fed" name thing is ridiculous...Kevin, you're not cool enough to pull that off. More like "K-Fres" Fresno boy. LOL

BOO!

Posted by: msky at 11/04/05 12:19 AM | Reply
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I hate to see this up the charts and the video on TV. What is the world coming to?

Posted by: LOVETHEXIV at 11/04/05 12:55 AM | Reply
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Ok, this was utter crap. But I wouldn't be surprised it becomes a hit. Anything sells. Talent is not required anymore. We have seen it before... Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and... this wannnabe rapper's wife (I found hilarious the joke about her buying him 100, 000 copies so he could think somebody gives a shit).

PS. Anybody remembers William Hung singing "She Bangs" in American Idol? That was some HORRIBLE SHIT, and his album debuted in the Billboard 200 chart. Hmmm... like Mr. Garrison said in South Park: "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people".

Posted by: Eddy at 11/04/05 12:58 AM | Reply
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William Hung was better.

Posted by: William Hung at 11/04/05 1:00 AM | Reply
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wow. what was so wrong with him just being a shitty dancer? why now the shitty rap career too?

lol @ all the comments, esp the fart track.

Posted by: cassie at 11/04/05 1:06 AM | Reply
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Let's forgive him, maybe he just wants his kid to call him daddy since britney banged too many other guys and his wants to feel secure.

Posted by: Federline at 11/04/05 1:12 AM | Reply
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Suuuucks! Complete crap. Better find a more feasible career. Quick.

Posted by: Gracie at 11/04/05 1:16 AM | Reply
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I hope this song/video(if there is one, oh god...) ends up in one of those "2006's worst" recap shows on Music channels.

Then this song would have rightfully served its real purpose.

Posted by: no_talent at 11/04/05 1:35 AM | Reply
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Uggh. I just listened to Kevin Lederhosen's forthcoming song. The last time I felt like this I swallowed my own vomit. The rapping is cruddy as hell. This cretin makes Vanilla Lice look like a freakin' rap genius. This is exactly the type of lame loser that should be sterilized and yet... there he is procreating his talentless balls off. Society will be paying for the welfare for his progeny for generations to come because I am certain that Britney will tear through her millions in no time at all. P.S. My friend's fiance was on that ill-fated flight where everyone clamored for Britney to put her shoes back on her stinkin' feet. She said the cabin of the plane was starting to smell like a mixture of toejam and cheezwhiz. I just swallowed some more chunks. Gotta go.

Posted by: p. lake at 11/04/05 2:18 AM | Reply
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ouch... my ear hurts.

Posted by: ouch at 11/04/05 2:51 AM | Reply
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I am stoked I was able to find the mp3 through here, the production value is good and so are the beats from there is just goes downhill. No passion, or emotion in his voice, the producer can only do so much, he might also want to write the songs for him. Hopefully Kev can sell enough CDs to pay for postage.

Posted by: rasputinj at 11/04/05 3:01 AM | Reply
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Does anyone remember the South Park where Brit's head sprang off and it was finally revealed for all to see she is a well manufactured pop-bot???

Ladies and Gentleman - may we now introduce....

K-Pez!!! The candy ass dispenser!!!

Posted by: diamond life at 11/04/05 3:17 AM | Reply
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quick!!! plug up the leak!!
bad smell - bad smell!!!

Posted by: mama! at 11/04/05 3:23 AM | Reply
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sounds like he is trying to get a rap record out just because he is with britney.

his talent is definitely not rapping.

the beat aint too bad though.

-vic

Posted by: slickvic at 11/04/05 5:34 AM | Reply
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Hey Vic, I think his talent is Crapping!

Posted by: DC at 11/04/05 5:40 AM | Reply
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eminem wannabe!

Posted by: Alex at 11/04/05 5:41 AM | Reply
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PAHLEASE,,,,we have enough rap,,,,!!..
somebody sing a love song....Oh forgot....we have Clay for that....a real cutie pie....

Posted by: flippin at 11/04/05 6:03 AM | Reply
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we got enough white rappers out there we dont need a bunch of wannabes trying too hard to look like m&m. just cus he made it dont mean he will, rich people are ucking retarded

Posted by: christopher H at 11/04/05 7:29 AM | Reply
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What's up with the Blaccent?

Posted by: Barb at 11/04/05 7:42 AM | Reply
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um, not that i have anything against homosexuals of any type, but gay rap? um ... yeah, i'd say "k-fed" fits right in with that category. the beat was ok at best. the lyrics, well, let's just pass them on the pink rapper guy. ick. stick to being Brittany's baby-daddy. don't rap man. it just stinks.

Posted by: Raistlin at 11/04/05 7:44 AM | Reply
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WOW--that is really bad. A Vanilla Ice for 2005.

Posted by: A-me at 11/04/05 8:36 AM | Reply
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THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER IN THE HISTORY OF RAP..... i can see the lineage of greats from melle mell to krs to rakim up thru eminem... this guy is gonna blow up so big that we all will use pavorattis... this song reminds me of the first time i heard protect ya neck from wu... straight classic.....

Posted by: ceam at 11/04/05 10:21 AM | Reply
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Two words.............it sucks!

Posted by: crusher at 11/04/05 10:31 AM | Reply
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Supid me had to be curious and listen to it...
I threw up blood...

Posted by: BenB at 11/04/05 10:44 AM | Reply
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He needs to quit

Posted by: juicy at 11/04/05 10:48 AM | Reply
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"Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead"

Pretty poor taste for a guy who fathered 2 kids out of wedlock, then took up with a rich pop star when former g/f was preggers with the 2nd. Guess he wants to be famous as a breeder.

I guess this explains the recent cornrows. Frightening stuff. Please make it go away quickly.

Posted by: teebs at 11/04/05 11:21 AM | Reply
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can he really rap

Posted by: juan at 11/04/05 11:41 AM | Reply
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can he really rap

Posted by: juan carlos casais jr at 11/04/05 11:41 AM | Reply
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1) Can we officially declare the First Initial, first syllable of last name nickname phenomenon dead now?

2) Don't doubt that this will have success -- people are really stupid.

3) Who else can't wait to see "K-Fed" on "The Surreal Life?"

Posted by: Cleveland Steamer at 11/04/05 11:43 AM | Reply
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I think he sucks and cannt rap

Posted by: mike at 11/04/05 11:54 AM | Reply
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Shouldn't he be raising a fu#$ing kid instead of ...whatever you call it that he is doing now!

Is this some type of torture music created by the CIA for when they capture Osama?

Posted by: Greg at 11/04/05 11:55 AM | Reply
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I can't believe I shut off Tupac to listen to that crap!!!!!!!!!!!! That's gotta be as bad as it gets - i hope.

Posted by: Jo at 11/04/05 11:58 AM | Reply
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There's no way he can be better rapper than tupac

Posted by: MJ at 11/04/05 12:03 PM | Reply
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Eminem is a better rapper than him

Posted by: tony at 11/04/05 12:05 PM | Reply
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How do you figure this is a good beat???
This is some shitty beat made on the computer... It's horribleeee.. the whole thing needs to self destruct, ten bucks says it will

Posted by: jess at 11/04/05 12:06 PM | Reply
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I can rap better than him

Posted by: Will at 11/04/05 12:09 PM | Reply
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Just to show u that its not WHAT YOU KNOW it's WHO U KNOW...or in "diss" case WHO YOU DO. he has basically thrown himself into the lion's den, and he's too stupid to realize it. rap is just being thrown around nowadays. its more than just making words rhyme to a beat. and it seems to me that ever since movies portraying the life of a rapper or rapper in the making came out, more and more ppl (not just white) are flocking to become the next big hit. what ppl need to understand that this is AN ART. (hence the title rap/hip hop ARTIST) its just a slap in the face to those who take this type of artform seriously. those who actually take the time to master their art, and have something to say.
people who live eat shit and breathe hip hop. i live in oakland, everyone and their mama's rap. you know why? cuz that is ALL THEY KNOW. thats their oasis in the midst of chaos. what the fuck do you have to say that would benefit me? or anyone for that matter? mr. federline if this was something you always wanted to do, why didnt you go for that instead of dancing? you just cant roll out of britney's bed and decide you want to rap. doesnt work that way. do your fucking homework. you fucked your way into fame. now your gonna fuck yourself by putting out these silly humpty dumpty raps. try going to some mc battles, maybe they'll teach you something.

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Posted by: Queen Elizabeth at 11/04/05 12:15 PM | Reply
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His 2005 Vanilla Ice

Posted by: Jennifer at 11/04/05 12:15 PM | Reply
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we are da bears shufflin' crew
shufflin' on down , doin' it for you
we're so bad we know we're good
blowin' your minds like we knew we would
you know we're just struttin' for fun
struttin' our stuff for everyone

Posted by: Da Bears at 11/04/05 12:16 PM | Reply
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Unbelievable!! A whole new low...and to be honest I didn't think he could get any lower!

As for calling him daddy, I think I will let his 15 kids, or how ever many more out of wedlock or not he has or will have, call him that thank you very much! I will stick to LOSER!

Posted by: JB at 11/04/05 12:20 PM | Reply
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I think Vanilla Ice sucks so is Kevin Federline's

Posted by: ben at 11/04/05 12:21 PM | Reply
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I hate Federline's

Posted by: DJ.T.W. at 11/04/05 12:24 PM | Reply
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Kevin, I'm leaving you for your other baby's momma. Thanks to the prenup, I get to shelve your record where it will do no harm and never see the light of day! To all my fans, I am so sorry to have subjected you to this and will do anything to make it up to you!

Posted by: Britney at 11/04/05 12:25 PM | Reply
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that was/is awful. but good for a laugh "fo shizzle". what a waste of brit's money...all that studio time. and money on cassette tapes, obvs. my daughter (15) and i burst out laughing when we heard this crap.

go visit alex blagg's blog for more k-fed goodness linking back to this post.(blaggblog.blogspot...)

Posted by: Melina at 11/04/05 12:31 PM | Reply
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His worst than Vanilla Ice

Posted by: Smith at 11/04/05 12:38 PM | Reply
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Britney Spears should leave him

Posted by: Ed at 11/04/05 12:44 PM | Reply
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Word Forums

http://s4.invisionfree.com/word

Better than your moms pie.

Posted by: Prodigy at 11/04/05 1:15 PM | Reply
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this is gonna be huge. yeah it's garbage but the white trash kids that
don't comment here on stereogum will be buying this shit up
at walmart like crazy.

Posted by: guy at 11/04/05 1:21 PM | Reply
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Alex ill take thats bad for 400 omg im definatly not ready for K-Fed more like Fed-Up why cant he just drop it noone likes this Poser he looks like those guys off the commercial about prepaid minutes on yo cell-phone $*POSER MOBILE*$ UHHHUUH NASTY i wont be racing to Target to get that one unless they Paying me to buy it

Posted by: megan at 11/04/05 1:36 PM | Reply
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This song makes me think I should've taken the sixth day off as well.

Posted by: God at 11/04/05 1:39 PM | Reply
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Omarosa for President if Kevin thinks he's a rapper.

Posted by: P Smitty at 11/04/05 2:11 PM | Reply
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My ears!!!!!Please make it stop. Spears and K-fad need to both cut a duet together so we can laugh these two frauds out of the country. Hell, I'd let G W Bush keep us in Iraq if he sends k-Fraud over there.

Posted by: Corey at 11/04/05 2:17 PM | Reply
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I'll get to work on that

Posted by: Karl Rove at 11/04/05 2:20 PM | Reply
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Are we on Threshold, is this the alien signal that can kill people who listen to it? K-Fed is dumb as a box of rocks. How can someone this ignorant possibly believe people would want to hear this crap? One of the first people ever to have a higher shoe size than IQ, why Britney???? Someone please enroll their kid in reform school, this poor child has no chance of living a normal life. Mark it down, drugs, suicide, and anger management issues, with parents like this their kid will be lucky to see sweet 16.

Posted by: R.J. Fought at 11/04/05 2:23 PM | Reply
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LOL! I have seen the future!

In 2008, we will have flying cars that run on pure bullshit
and everyone will listen to Kevin Federline rap!

Posted by: Rich R. Danue at 11/04/05 2:27 PM | Reply
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No hater hear. Actually think K-Fed is handsome, however, he's not a good rapper. The beat is great but the rap is not so hot. He has potential though. He should work with M&M or Dr. Dre.

Posted by: Veronica at 11/04/05 2:30 PM | Reply
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The day his cd comes out the world will coming to an end

Posted by: fred at 11/04/05 2:35 PM | Reply
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In 2006 K-Fed will tell the world that his gay and that his boyfriend is Vanilla Ice

Posted by: Jay at 11/04/05 2:40 PM | Reply
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this is a disaster...

I feel bad for him. I mean some people try things that are clearly out of their range of talent, once or twice for fun. But wasting a hot beat and people's time for this is just wrong...it's wrong is very unkind

Why couldn't he stick to dancing or maybe modeling or maybe being a good father??

Posted by: Lylixx at 11/04/05 2:58 PM | Reply
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k fed is tight. and im not just saying that because i'm extremely gay. peep the world of white rappers @ http://www.whitehop.com

Posted by: bob at 11/04/05 3:12 PM | Reply
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Wow this sucks, but I bet you it's gonna go straight to #1.

Posted by: Vicki at 11/04/05 3:57 PM | Reply
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I think I heard that song playing in my gynecologist's lobby.

Posted by: Maja at 11/04/05 4:03 PM | Reply
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Dear Lord even someone with the intelligence of a fetus could come up with better shit than that!

By the way Kevin, a piece of advice: NEVER EVER come to Detroit - promoting, performing (God forbid...), whatever it is I don't care, just DON'T come. No one will want you... our Eminem you're not.

Posted by: Selpha at 11/04/05 4:05 PM | Reply
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I think Kevin is smokin weed with 3 year olds

Posted by: Big K at 11/04/05 4:09 PM | Reply
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Is album is the dumbest thing that Kevin is doing

Posted by: L Dogg at 11/04/05 4:14 PM | Reply
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Wow. This man is the fifth horseman of the Apocolypse. I'm a white girl and I can freestyle better than that. As much I as I dislike Britney and her legacy, I feel really REALLY bad for her. How embarrassing.

"Oh, this is my husband, Kevin Federline. You can just call him Daddy."

Damn.

Posted by: Becca at 11/04/05 4:20 PM | Reply
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Are you serious?

Posted by: Rebecca at 11/04/05 4:33 PM | Reply
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When Britney laughed and said, "This'll only sell a thousand if you're lucky." She was probably referring to the thousand or so DJs who will buy it to play it on the radio to make fun of it.
Talk about trying too hard...
Kevin: Just let Britney make the big bucks...stick around as much as you can until she gets tired of you.

Posted by: Ginie Porter at 11/04/05 4:43 PM | Reply
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"According to Disco D, Kev's stopped writing songs altogether."

Auhhh, can't the story end right there? :P


Posted by: Grace at 11/04/05 5:06 PM | Reply
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Haha!

Man- I haven't laughed THAT hard since 9-11!

Thank you Stereogum for the complete utter waste of time I've just experienced! Both in listening to that "song" as well as the amount of accumulated seconds that it has taken me to produce this comment!

To think of all the OTHER things I could have wasted time on: masturbating, cleaning out the dryer lint, Windexing the television. I could have been shoplifting instead of partaking in this mung-fest!

-Darren717

Posted by: darren717 at 11/04/05 5:20 PM | Reply
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But THOSE LYRICS!

Posted by: I Was Expecting Much Worse at 11/04/05 5:57 PM | Reply
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Wow! Britney Spears really is just a dumb hick bitch!

Posted by: nici at 11/04/05 5:58 PM | Reply
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Give the poor guy a break! Is it really worse than 'Lil John?

Posted by: I Was Expecting Much Worse at 11/04/05 6:02 PM | Reply
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Yeah, K-Fed is a MASSIVE loser, I'll give you that, but up against "Lucky" (eesh) and "Oops, I Did It Again" (no comment), this ain't that bad. But as much as I hate Britney, "Toxic" whoops the fuck outta it.

Posted by: Britney Shouldn't Laugh at 11/04/05 6:06 PM | Reply
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damn! get that shit off my computers please!! this fool aint got no skills and speak with no sort of intelligence whatsoever.. he aint under the hiphop category, instead it should be under "POSER WANNABE GOLDIGGIN BAD PERSONAL HYGIENE" category..

Posted by: kat at 11/04/05 6:07 PM | Reply
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Look im from Houston, Texas and I think k-fed is a bitch ass dirty trailer trash dumb fuckin dick riding clueless cracker with no nut sacks dick in the booty son of horr gooseneck aint scared wanna be thug but just a nobody white oscar myer weiner. I HOPE HE IS clicked on by some real thug ass niggas from my hood where brown and black tatted down tear drops in my eyes where rap is our only escape out the hood is punked and a real big dick is shoved in his chicks ear to plug that bullshit she has to hear, kfed i know your probably reading this holla at ya boy bitch i'll gladley shut you down lyrically politacally and spiritually!!!!!

Posted by: 28 gramz at 11/04/05 6:13 PM | Reply
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HOLY SHIT!!!
R U FUCKING KIDDING ME? i read what u ppl had 2 say b4 i listened 2 dat generic piece of trash(sorry, y'all. i can't call it rap) and i was SHOCKED!! some of y'all actually think it's worth shit?????? n what da fuck is up with y'alls shit sayin the beat is hott n all? r u kiddin' me? it sucked ass. all i gotta say is u people don't know dick about rap. holy shit, that was so horrible. i expected so much better, man based on i read from some of these peeps. from now on, i'll quit hatin' on eminem, man, cuz i just gained sooo much respect 4 him. OMG, R U KIDDIN' ME? THAT WAS SO HORRIBLE!!!! he can't rhyme worth shit. his words don't make sens. his flow is all over the place. this makes me mad, b/c if it wuz some otha person, no producer would give him the time of his day. his kind should be wiped off da face of the earth, cuz he gonna kill ppl with dat shit. this is so bad, man. eminem's the bomb 4 having done his shit like he did. that was, oh god, so HORRIBLE. it ain't no longer about him being white, but the fact that...thing was so bad. HE GOT NO TALENT. u crazy white ppl who dig this shit, all i gotta say is fuck u, b/c ur the reason this crap is gonna sell and therefore, be exposed to humankind.

Posted by: vanessa m. at 11/04/05 7:29 PM | Reply
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i'ma have nightmares 2nite, man. some white pple can actually put together some dope rhymes, but that waz not da case of k-fed. oh, god. i really didn't xpect it 2 be dat bad. scuse me while i throw up.

Posted by: vanessa m. at 11/04/05 7:32 PM | Reply
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wannabe thug ass cornrows braided dick shit straight from trailer trash fucked his way up the ladder reppin' vanilla ice n all-around posers k-fed should be silenced. this ain't about him being white. that ain't why i'm hatin. bitch really sucked ass. pitbull ain't black, tho he's cuban, but he's a real nigga who got game. Chico can rap, unlike k-fed who got up 1 morning n decided 2 do that shit i had to listen 2. curiosity killed me.

Posted by: vanessa m. at 11/04/05 7:58 PM | Reply
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I think that gave me cancer.

Posted by: shaunp at 11/04/05 8:51 PM | Reply
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I thought that he was the one in labor when I heard that stupid crap -- soembody stop that playa'...fa' real tho'

Posted by: christina at 11/04/05 8:52 PM | Reply
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question why do everybody want to get into the hiphop game you know you have to have skillz in saying that mr.federline need to sit down and be
the man bitch that he is. he has no place in the
game. awfullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Posted by: dawson at 11/04/05 9:08 PM | Reply
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DAMN thats really bad. Kevin's lucky he married Britney Spears cuz that might give him a maximum 10 record sales when it releases.

Posted by: Nicole at 11/04/05 9:37 PM | Reply
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geeze man, his rap sucks, his wife is fat....looks like a good recepie for suicide to me....oh wait, hes white too...hmmm if i recall, there is only one white rapper to ever make it truly big...he sucks plain and simple

Posted by: Andrew at 11/04/05 9:49 PM | Reply
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This guy is awesome. I cannot wait to throw down 15 bones for what I am sure will be album of the year. Man this cat has some serious skillz.

K - What I really meant to say was YOU SUCK!! I would be totally embarrassed if my shower singning somehow got put on the Internet. That has to be what this was, right? Please tell me this is just some foul dream....

Posted by: Stule Sampil at 11/04/05 9:54 PM | Reply
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HE NEEDS HIS ASS KICKED...BY GARY COLEMAN!

WICKY WICKY WACK! THE BEATS SUCKED THE BIG ONE!

CHILD SUPPORT OBVIOUSLY MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS!!!!!

HE'S A BIG FAT DICK WAD!!!!!

Posted by: urbanbohemian at 11/04/05 11:22 PM | Reply
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K-Fed? Come on... couldn't you have called yourself something that doesn't sound like a type of puppy chow?
Yea you're hard core.
Now everytime I see your trailer trash ass in a magazine I'll laugh harder. Thank you for that Kevin. Other than being a dead-beat dad in training, that's probably your best talent - sounding/looking like an idiot.

Posted by: Nirantha at 11/04/05 11:54 PM | Reply
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K-Fed or whatever punk ass name you want to call yourself, you better not come to the Apollo Theatre with your whack assed lyrics. Man you are weak Mr. Britney Spears. You would get slayed by any rapper, including whiteboy Snow. This sample was probably the worse piece of shit my ears have ever heard. I hope Eminem comes out with a song or video that disses this weak pussy muthafucka.

Posted by: Silencer at 11/05/05 12:01 AM | Reply
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That was the biggest crap I've ever heard. Who does this Wigger think he is. He's horrible. Wow! I hope this kid doesn't sell a single album. We all know hes riding the coattail of his wife. You want to hear some great beats and great lyrics, check out Brevioneshorty.com. If you liked Kevins crap, dont bother going to Brevioneshorty.com, you dont deserve to see this...for those with musical taste...check it..can ya dig it =)

Posted by: MAGS at 11/05/05 3:30 AM | Reply
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LMAO He's so street. Here's an idea, lets demand that he challenge Eminem to a battle on live T.V. -pay per view- so they can keep it raw. Hell, we'll even let Em go first. Let's see how street he is after Em tears him up and spits him out. What have ya got now "Daddy?" Pavarotti? I'm willing to bet this grade school drop out doesn't even know who Pavarotti is. I'd like to see him trying to write lyrics. He probably has a giant crayon, and hangs it up on the fridge. Thanks again Brit and Kev for breeding. Not only are you two the dirtiest people on earth, but it's good to see you are contributing to the future juvenile delinquents in the U.S. We really can't wait to see Sean in jail.

Posted by: Threw Up In Mouth A Little at 11/05/05 9:38 AM | Reply
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"they use to call me K-fed, but you can call me daddy instead." Please... this guys own kid isn't gonna call him "daddy".

Posted by: biliardking2000 at 11/05/05 10:35 AM | Reply
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What cracker jack box did he get the lyrics from? That's not even a song for a "one hit wondrer." Ha! ha! Thanks for the laugh, needed that!

Posted by: ha! ha! ha! at 11/05/05 11:08 AM | Reply
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WOW IM REALLY BORED!!!!!!! KEEP UP THE BAD WORK KEV. YOU STINK!!

Posted by: Deb at 11/05/05 12:13 PM | Reply
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*shouts to everyone who's commented already*
ANYBODY KNOW AN ASSASSIN?

This guy needs to be shot before he comes up with another great idea to 'increase his change amount'... or before he and Britney decide to breed again - whichever comes first.

Posted by: why kevin... WHY?!?!?!? at 11/05/05 12:44 PM | Reply
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How about you take up a new sport like knitting you goof.....I can't believe you would come out wiht an album, and say in your single that you are going to sell 2 million plus...good luck BUD..

Posted by: Grimshaw at 11/05/05 2:00 PM | Reply
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I went to junior high and high school with this fool
he was a joke then, and a joke now. In our junior high year book at tenaya, kevin, sorry k-fed, was most likely to be on americas most wanted. Britney couldn't of found a bigger loser! Let see, a high school drop out, 2 kids with ex who he cheated on to run off with his lottery ticket! I think his only job was the car wash in Fresno, besides some back up dancing here and there. Yep, brit picked a real winner, her parents must be so proud! They couldn't hand pick a better free loader for their daughter!!!

Posted by: jack at 11/05/05 2:16 PM | Reply
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And the good news to world is... he continues to breed.

Posted by: Melissak at 11/05/05 4:36 PM | Reply
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I know why we don't like it. It's gonna be hot in 2008! Didn't anyone listen to the "lyrics". But right now, it still sucks.

Posted by: Robert at 11/05/05 5:12 PM | Reply
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KFed stinks more than a smelly negro.

Posted by: KY fed at 11/05/05 5:41 PM | Reply
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If someone can make Brittney sound good I think they thought poor Kev had a chance.... but kev did someone forget to tell you YOUR UGLY and you don't have breats so your shyt out of luck hun

Posted by: Chrissy at 11/05/05 5:52 PM | Reply
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If someone can make Brittney sound good I think they thought poor Kev had a chance.... but kev did someone forget to tell you YOUR UGLY and you don't have breasts so your shyt out of luck hun

Posted by: Chrissy at 11/05/05 5:53 PM | Reply
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that was gross, CLETUS!!!!]


fkin cracker

Posted by: jessica at 11/05/05 7:34 PM | Reply
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I have been in the music business for over 20 years and I have never heard such pure garbage like this and believe me I have gone through tens of thousands of demo tapes. "Straight out of the gate to 2008?" What kind of whack ass lyric is that? Did you write this shit yourself? For the record Kevin, you are not in the game. You are a joke toy. Vanilla Ice has more street credibility than you. I actually know someone who went to school with you in Fresno and gave me the lowdown on what a loser you were then and are now. Keep munching on your marriage meal ticket. My prediction is that the label who puts this shit out will go bankrupt. You will not sell 200 CDs, much less two million. The only fools that will buy this whack ass CD will be radio station DJs who will fill empty air time making fun of your songs.

Posted by: Doctor Dre at 11/05/05 7:35 PM | Reply
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This music stinks worse that something dying in my mouth crawling up my ass dying again then crawling under my armpits eating my B.O crawling back in my ass, dying again, then trailing shit back into my mouth dying one last time, then
Farting....

Posted by: Hilary at 11/05/05 7:46 PM | Reply
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NO wait, This music sucks more than a rotten piece of flesh crawling into my mouth decaying, reviving itself slithering into my ass decaying again, attacting maggots, crawling back into my mouth taking a shit decaying,
Then taking a dead dump!

Posted by: Jackie at 11/05/05 7:54 PM | Reply
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wow that sounds like aaron carter trying to rap again while he's on crack with a dick in his throat.

this is why some redneck white people should not be exposed to black people...they think they are black...really sad actually...at least when black people wanna be white they can pull a michael jackson


hmmm i wonder when lil Pms is coming out with his debut album...i need another laugh

Posted by: xcrunner at 11/05/05 9:08 PM | Reply
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.The beat does suck though and i dont like the way he stop and then starts up again.OWWW and hes rich and white so it dont matter how good he is.Its not 2008 more like 1988 and i dont understand where is the Gate.He does a good job for a white boy.Though he aint no paul wall.Still 44 till i die.Right is Right bitch

Posted by: dawg at 11/05/05 10:01 PM | Reply
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Listening to Mister Spears' rap song brought tears to my face. This guy actually thinks he is the next Jay-Z. This punk is more like Lay-Z. Kev, get back on the unemployment line. You were more productive there than producing this lame album with weak hooks and rhymes. Stick to being followed by gay italian men a/k/a "pavarotis."

Posted by: Danny Hoch at 11/05/05 10:54 PM | Reply
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Ummmmm...that was bad.
And no, the beat is NOT tight.
It's wack. He has GOT to be kidding me.
He will be the laughing stalk of the industry.
He should just drop a R&B album. Even if he can't
sing....anything will sound better than him
rapping. Help us, please.

Posted by: Lauren at 11/05/05 11:00 PM | Reply
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Britney can't sing and Kevin can't rap. The two of them deserve each other. I personally think they should open up a Dance studio.

Posted by: Music Teacher at 11/05/05 11:06 PM | Reply
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I cant wait to haer some of his other tracks;

-Str8 outta fresno.
-What baby?
-Chunky bitch.
-Pavarotti's a singer? dang.
-Huh?
-Fuck da shampoo!
-My XBox

Posted by: nino at 11/05/05 11:24 PM | Reply
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Str8 outta Fresno by Daddy K

Straight out of Fresno
where life is rougher than the ghetto
I can rap and I can do it accapello
Where white people had no access to the shower
but hey I married Brit and now I got the power
and ya'll be hatin cause I sit large in the tower
Ya'll be waitin to the third to collect ya checks
while I sit in wifey's car downing on chex mex
and no one thought I would be in position to cause wrecks but heck here I am straight out of Fresno living the life that you don't know

chorus

I am like Eminem, I melt in your mouth not in your hand and don't be dissin my skillz or you'll be six deep in the sand

So all ya suckas dat will cash your check to buy my album, please drop the change so I can live my life perfect.

Posted by: Kevin Federline at 11/05/05 11:54 PM | Reply
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dude you one motherfucking baby daddy that sucks ass. I don't know what the fuck you were thinking when you tried this shit but damm, your childs gonna be ashamed and so is your soon be divorced wife. I'd be ashamed to be married to you fucker.

Posted by: TJ at 11/06/05 12:12 AM | Reply
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Kevin thinks hes black, thats why he has no job, a couple of zebra kids, and he is stealing Britney's money.

Posted by: Hebe da bro at 11/06/05 4:19 AM | Reply
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Are we being Punk'd?

Posted by: wheresthecamera at 11/06/05 11:15 AM | Reply
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It felt like I was listening to American Idol try-outs.

Posted by: AmyLou at 11/06/05 12:58 PM | Reply
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Dust yo self and try again

Posted by: Shnaika at 11/06/05 1:16 PM | Reply
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Give the guy a chance to find his groove.

Posted by: muffindawn at 11/06/05 1:44 PM | Reply
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that was, um, interesting.it was like watching a horrific plane crash.shock, horror, confusion.then acceptance. kevin and britney are in this together,she is hell bent on ruining pop music along with her image, and she sent kevin to kill hip hop.somebody must stop them. i will get the rope, yall hold em down

Posted by: cherilyn at 11/06/05 2:51 PM | Reply
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im not suprised kevin got a record deal. he is hittin brit. man he must have sum good dick to turn a young sexy, semi-talented star into a nasty grundgy foul mouthed poster child 4 trailer trash. she had better stay with"daddy" now cause i cant see her ever gettin a date with a respectable man, celeb or not after this. i guess she wanted to ruin her career. he was a back up dancer for gods sake, have we learned nothing from jlo?she bought her own ring, and now this. if kevin is smart he hid sum of her money, cause i think after he humiliates himself and her enough, she'll leave.

Posted by: cherilyn at 11/06/05 3:21 PM | Reply
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i think kevin totally played britany and made her look like a fool. at least there is now one artist- and i use that term loosly, that britany is better than. wait a minute...now it all makes sense, thats how she is going to unload her next cd of crap. if its against him or her, id rather run through hell with gasoline draws than listen to kevins crap again.britany wins by default.at least shes usually half naked, and i dont have to listen to her lyrics.thats what that hoe gets for stealin somebody else man.i hope he bleeds her dry and then dumps her ass and goes home to his other baby momma with her money.i wish they would just go away.

Posted by: steve at 11/06/05 4:38 PM | Reply
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O_o, I think I have to go slit my wrist now....

Posted by: Nat at 11/06/05 5:18 PM | Reply
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Oh my, I can't even classify this track as being mediocre, this would be giving Kevin too much credit. If I were Britney I would start talking to my lawyers asap to start divorce proceedings. Be associated to this worthless, no talent, white trash individual is the worse thing that Britney could do to herself. Her family must cry everyday. As they say love is blind...I feel bad for his kids, what a great role model he is! NOT.

Posted by: Faby at 11/06/05 5:19 PM | Reply
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Puahahaha. What is this shit. He really is an asshole. So disappointed. I can make sth far better than this, i mean it

Posted by: ME at 11/06/05 5:51 PM | Reply
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Kevin, this is Mario. I and my brother Luigi will sue your ass and stupid label for stealing our video game music for your lame dumb song. You obviously spent your youth jacking off and playing Super Mario Brothers so much that you can't keep our sound effects out of your bullcrap productions.

Posted by: Mario at 11/06/05 6:32 PM | Reply
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LOVE IT! It's good to know that ProTools could make an ass like me an MC, too! If they can edit the kind of douchbag drop-out "rhymes" that come to you after smoking a cone in a Tampa DQ parking lot into an actual rhythm, well shit, hook me up! They used to call me "Copy Center Guy" but you can "cawl meh Daddy instay-ed..." Now all I need is some $800 cornrows by Phillipé and a fucked-up sour-MILF sugar mama and I'm ready to start uppin' "my change amount." Next stop: Surreal Life: Season 17.

The only thing funnier than crazy trash is crazy trash with Cadillac-money.

Posted by: kemp at 11/06/05 7:52 PM | Reply
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His songs are for dogs and rats

Posted by: J.K at 11/06/05 8:02 PM | Reply
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Ok... I personally would just like to say this, i usually don't hate but HIS WIFE LAUGHED, Britney said he'll be lucky if he sold a hundred i say he'll be lucky to sell one. That shit sucks. Sorry looks like we best pray that kid gets brits talent or else. Damn do u really want ur kids to be teased in school. How sad to see someone so pathetic. ppl think he'll try going on the big screen to give us another laugh?

PEOPLE WILL BUY THIS CD... AS A FREAKIN CHARITY for britney
U Can't rap K-Fed. Even ur wife laughed that makes u pathetic if u still tryin

Posted by: Superstar at 11/06/05 8:02 PM | Reply
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Britney saw him with a other guy she thinks is Vanilla Ice Kevins boyfriend.

Posted by: Mike at 11/06/05 8:08 PM | Reply
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I luv it realease

Posted by: Crazymya at 11/06/05 8:10 PM | Reply
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i luv it i'll buy it
SHIT I TRIPPIN IT SUCKS
Don't you dare released that album... My ears oh the insanity oh the torture.

Damn i feel bad for the guy his wife laughed. Plz don't insult Eminem who has showed us white guys can rap. Get a job stop freeloading cuz it is just sad. britney might leave u soon. ESPECIALLY IF U KEEP THIS SHIT UP

Posted by: xela at 11/06/05 8:11 PM | Reply
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Kevin and Vanilla Ice are trying to make a baby for the last 5 years.

Posted by: JD at 11/06/05 8:12 PM | Reply
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I'm no rapper but even I couldn't come up with crap like that if I tried. Kevin, stick to what you know, (mediocre dancing & freeloading). I actually think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot dumb ass.

Posted by: I've gone Deaf at 11/06/05 8:22 PM | Reply
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He's pretty much a joke. And I really don't know why exactly. But the fact that he thought he could make in hip-hop is what seems funny to me. People are pretty much haters. They already see Britney Spears and Kevin Federline as white trash. Even if the song isn't that bad, no one will admit it. He should've known from the beginning that it wouldn't work. The Vanilla Ice thing has come and gone. Does he really want to be the reason that we have to relive it? I guess so.

Posted by: Petra at 11/06/05 8:38 PM | Reply
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Hopefully he'll get better lyrics for the rest of the albulm. The mechanical rythmic patterns in the music are cool.

Posted by: MJ at 11/06/05 8:48 PM | Reply
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what a no-talent cunt

Posted by: joe at 11/07/05 12:07 AM | Reply
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i could'nt listen to it all, throat dry from laughing at all your funny comments.

makes vanilla look like einstein

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby

Posted by: puppykicker at 11/07/05 12:31 AM | Reply
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WARNING: Listening to FederTool rap will cause loss of hearing,
blindness, low sperm count, dick size reduction, skin whiteness,
and death to small Chihuahua dogs. Seek medical attention immediately.

Posted by: K-Tool at 11/07/05 1:22 AM | Reply
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Anyone who thinks this shit is even decent is a dick rider. Anyone who wants to give him credit is a moron. This is not even close to rap. It's a poor imitation of a poor imitation of rap that comes out these days. And the shit comming out these days is becoming quite pop culture. Sad this guy was able to record anything. Your wife is Britney man, let her pay the bills you just go for the ride man.

Posted by: Jonathan at 11/07/05 4:28 AM | Reply
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ICE ICE BABY!

That is just horrible, yall!

Posted by: Gabi at 11/07/05 4:54 AM | Reply
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The fact that anyone is actually backing up K-Fed, or what ever the fuck his name is nowadays, is beyond me. The guy is a dead beat dad who has left 2 children in the wake of his new marriage (one still in the womb). He is scum and the fact that anyone condones his actions by saying "dont hate the player" or validates his weak ass attempt at music just shows your character. This man must be stopped at all costs!

Posted by: frixhex25 at 11/07/05 10:47 AM | Reply
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Someone should wright a book on how hiphop started as Sugar hill gang´s "rappers delight" and ended as K-fed´s "Y´all aint ready". cause i think this song has killed the genre.

greeting from chile gringos

Posted by: Alfonso at 11/07/05 10:51 AM | Reply
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dont quit your day job!! oh, wait, 'igga aint got one!!!

Posted by: julie at 11/07/05 11:03 AM | Reply
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No shit it sucks. I havn't heard it but I know any white person involveing themselves in rap music(SHIT) should be hung-out.
Looks like it's happening to me;good. A little dapple fed.! Wake up America and drop this crap all together. We still have a world full of good people with good charecter. Lets support the people who have an understanding of how life should be lived, not the ones with bad charecter and no IQ

Posted by: (Bones) Longview,Texas at 11/07/05 12:28 PM | Reply
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As an electronic artist, i think that the beats that have come out lately in hiphop do have a lot of style, work and talent to them, specially originality, thus having a lot of resemblence to europian electronic minimal / tech-house, thats the shit in europe.

But this track is worthless musically. the analog 1995 overall sound the song has doesnt fit in with the vocals, something that denotes little or no talent from the producer (if he is older than 17). Another important thing is the originality, it has none, is there anything new in the relationship between sounds an beats?, any new sample that impresses?, ... i think not, this guy has to listen to more music and see that there are people lightyears away in that sense. Second, the melody, if there is any, has no spark, hence there is nothing to relate to, nothing to whistle to, lack of talent?, or revolutionary boring music?

What is going on with the simple drum samples and the spooky ghost and submarine sounds... all mixed with that awefull electric guitar synth??, they sound like fruity loops man, a strange mix between a horror movie´s lame soundtrack and marilyn manson in midi version. All that and the very awkward changes in the structure tell me, once again, that there was no talent or effort put into the track!, its incredible...

Finally, the vocals, I dont understand how this guy has the balls to sing those lyrics, wich sound like his own pathetic wet dream, in such a childlike synthetic fruity loops hiphop wannabe beat. Its clear he doesnt have any notion of reality if he wants to start a serious musical career.

God, i swear i will change if i never here this track in the radio.


Posted by: From Berlin at 11/07/05 12:51 PM | Reply
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Can anyone say Whigger?

Posted by: whyaremyearsbleeding at 11/07/05 1:07 PM | Reply
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I...I...I just wanted to hear...uh oh, oh god, it, it was so...sooo, oh my god, I have to tear at...tear tear tear out eyes ears...pull out hair, lord please no, not this, not k fed...*shaking, rocking back and forth in shower crying and mumbling to self*

Posted by: Horus at 11/07/05 2:09 PM | Reply
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Another sad attempt at a job for Kevin-apparently Mcdonald's felt that he was not qualified!

Posted by: sean at 11/07/05 2:28 PM | Reply
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What a talentless prick.

Posted by: wynnedog at 11/07/05 2:34 PM | Reply
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Dear God,

Please never let me take my life for granted.

Amen.

Posted by: Earnestodabesto at 11/07/05 4:03 PM | Reply
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All da brodas be hatins on hims becuz he gots a fyne whyte woman, you know you want her nigz. He bees keepsin it weel.

Posted by: YoYoYo at 11/07/05 5:11 PM | Reply
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K.fed really needs to be covered in spaghetti right now. 'Enjoy your spaghetti cause you have no talent' [thank you Dane Cook...]

Posted by: Myoung at 11/07/05 5:38 PM | Reply
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Okay...guys might be jealous because he's with Brit but his song (if you can call it that) is still...ahem...yeah. I feel sorry for Britney. She deserves a lot better.

Posted by: Wake.Me.Up at 11/07/05 5:39 PM | Reply
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It just sounds like he’s saying "a duh, a duh, duh, duh, dum...daddy, dude. a duh, duh, blech...2008. 'what else can say, oh yeah’ back then, they called me k-fed, but you can call me daddy instead.”

The background music sounds like he’s farting while he’s trying to fix a toaster oven, WHILE he’s “trying” to rap. Force rhyming…? Ha!

I don't want to start with the Fade to Black issue.

I'm sure glad I'm not his cousin, brother, or uncle, DUDE.

And I’m not even hating. Honestly.

Posted by: Is this a dream?...aw shit! at 11/07/05 7:09 PM | Reply
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make it stop!!! please!!! make it stop!!! **moaning and rocking back and forth**

Posted by: lil at 11/07/05 8:23 PM | Reply
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Kevin embodies the downfall of real hip hop. Real hip hop rhymes about inner city urban life, social issues, and issues of REALITY. Kevin rhymes about fashion, and tries to use hip hop to promote his status. No doubt this will finally fixate hip hop with pop music in popular culture. God! listen to some real music: "If you can make it through the night theres the light of day, it'll be alright if you hold on, lifes a struggle every day got to roll on." ~Tupac.

Hmm... I read an article that said he could be the next eminem, GIVE ME A BREAK!! Have you listened to the first eminem album? He rhymes about being regected as a kid, bullied, beaten, and how he got into drugs. He was successful because he paralleled the more common struggle of many black artists, including gang life, while staying in a uniquely white context. (note the trailor trash image presented in 8 mile)

Eminem appealed to a degree of reality, truth, and ideas. As did Tupac, Nas, Mathematik, etc. Kevin Fredrick appeals to riding out hip hop as fashion and popularity. That is why I believe he will be embraced by the same teeny bopping conformist crowd that likes britany spears, and will be laughed at by the real, genuine hip hop community they all impersonate. The real hip hop community offers real issues, with a basis in real lifestyle.

The next eminem? no, the next vanilla ice is more likely. we should call him K - FAD!

dan

Posted by: STR8 BALL!N at 11/07/05 8:38 PM | Reply
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Someone should take kevin on a field trip to Harlem!

Posted by: STR8 BALL!N at 11/07/05 8:46 PM | Reply
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K-Fart's CDs will be easy to find in the sale bin at Wal Mart.
Not only does it sound bad, but it showcases his IQ of a tick. Papparazzi? So he figures the words "papparazzi" and "pavarotti" sound alike so the doche bag refers to photographers as a famed opera singer? Stupid cunt. This guy is weak, he wakes up everyday at 3pm, plays his X-box, masterbates, then goes on a $8,000 shopping spree w/ his menatlly unstable(only married your sorry ass cause she's not over Justin)wife's money. Living off your wife makes you WEAK, it shows the world that you got shit for brains and ambition in the toliet. A real man MAKES THE MONEY, a scrub TAKES THE MONEY. I don't know how K-Fart lives w/ himself, his life has no meaning or purpose; he's the joke of Hollywood.

Posted by: Falcon Eddie at 11/07/05 9:19 PM | Reply
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Those of you who think Brit's fans will buy Kevin's music are delusional. They like her,but they don't think Britney married well to say the least. Kevin is ugly, he dresses like a bum, he ain't no Justin Timberlake to them. And they ain't gonna buy K-Fed cd's cause they like Britney, unless they're free, no one will shell out cash to hear an untalented opportunist.

Posted by: lou lou at 11/07/05 9:29 PM | Reply
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Just Jared @ blogspot transcribed the lyrics, yo

http://justjared.blogspot.com/2005/11/kevin-federline-yall-aint-ready.html

I should be sayin' keep
My damn name outcha mouth
But y'all keep increasin' my change amount
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil
Uh, then I'm goner, uh
I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin
I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
On the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait
Because people always askin' me
When's the release date?
Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarattis followin' me
Gettin' anxious? Go take a peek
I'm starrin' in your magazines
Now every day and week
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call ...

Posted by: memememe at 11/07/05 9:43 PM | Reply
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we be likens ahl da songs be bouts ho end mocaydees cuz we be da brodas keepsin it weel no hatins on or hatins heart or hatin unda y'all all y'all be hatins on da reel yo hata be on
I be shote 10 tymes i be soh weel and so blak dat fireflys be follo me in da dahytyme
I be Jay Z

Posted by: Jay Z at 11/07/05 9:52 PM | Reply
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you know who is having the best laugh of them all? Justin....

Posted by: oh my god at 11/08/05 1:50 AM | Reply
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All I can say is don't be an ASS stick to being Mr. Brittany Spears,and taking care of your damn kids, and leave hip hop to the big dawgs. "DAWG"

Posted by: Denise Melton at 11/08/05 4:54 PM | Reply
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To the asshole, who brought up Bush, and my boy Kanye west, you dumb ass this is about K-Fed, not about Bush "STUPID". Bush don't give a FUCK about black people, as matter of fact he don't give a fuck about you "DICK HEAD."

Posted by: Denise Melton at 11/08/05 5:15 PM | Reply
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Dear K-Fed,

The money you make for this song, which won't be much. Please take care your kids, you have with Shar. "BE A MAN ABOUT IT"

Posted by: Sha'Philly at 11/08/05 5:37 PM | Reply
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Hey denise, why does Bush need to like black people when the jerk-offs at the NAACP make trash comments about him in the media. Bush skipped everything NAACP related in 03-04 cause they are ass wipes to him. Bush didn't start the hurricane, and since the whole town was underwater, there ain't much he can do to make it "all go away". Bush sent the damn aid you pricks kept bitching for, but if I was him, I'd let all the coons swim & loot.
Mr. Britney Spears is a media whore. He will provide mucho comic relief when his album fails to entice even the Brit-Brit fans. HA HA.

Posted by: deniseluvblackpeoples at 11/08/05 7:11 PM | Reply
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It isn't W's fault all the mudducks were too stoned and lazy to leave town. They wanted to stay to loot and assault each other and then wait for a check while whining about it the whole time. The superdome was only a hell hole because it was a barrel of chimps.

Posted by: Leeroy at 11/08/05 11:21 PM | Reply
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Okay Okay WTF is "K-Fed" Smoking!!?? The lyrics are mad awful...though the bit is good could be cleard up a bit..and his voice is aiight needs work overall...he should stay outta the studio..unless its brittany recorinding a lip sync!! Awww Geezzzzz.

Posted by: Q-Dizzle at 11/09/05 2:19 AM | Reply
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Oh and Mr. K Fed...Just let the rapping go...stick to something ur good at..like cheating and making babiess....Not rappping...try tap.

Posted by: Q-Dizzle at 11/09/05 2:21 AM | Reply
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He just changed his name to K-Fed-Up.

Posted by: A1MixMan at 11/09/05 4:00 AM | Reply
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wow what crap, rap music is all i listen to and this is straight crap. I have friends who can rhyme so much better than this guy hell i flow better than him. I know hes gonna get clowned by every rapper out there and it serves him right. Does he really think he can rap? Mr. Spears your time is up, just let your wife do the music thing at least i can mute here music videos and still be entertained.

Posted by: Daniel at 11/09/05 7:40 AM | Reply
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I kinda like the beat...oh wait, that was me pounding my head against the wall.

Posted by: Craig S. at 11/09/05 8:12 AM | Reply
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WTF is that supposed to be,I have more talent in my pinky than he does in his whole body.

Posted by: Doobers at 11/09/05 9:41 AM | Reply
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You know, "deniseluvblackpeoples," you actually were making sense... had some really great points... until you got to the racial slurs. Well, that and your name indicate you are a moron. People like you are the reason right wingers have a reputation for being bigots.

Posted by: RightWingNonBigot at 11/09/05 9:44 AM | Reply
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Oh, K-Fed... I'm so sorry. I'm actually embarassed for you. I would be so ashamed to be your wife. It must be hard for you to live in her shadow. Unfortunately, from the sound of your "album," that's where you're destined to stay.

Posted by: KC at 11/09/05 9:59 AM | Reply
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no the beat is not hot or brilliant; it's a timbaland rip off

Posted by: ryan at 11/09/05 11:15 AM | Reply
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Hey we are even better than this song! Kevin needs to really work harder. Until then check us out http://www.bigbuttbeauties.com

Posted by: Janessa at 11/09/05 11:20 AM | Reply
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OMG could that BE any worse?

Posted by: Laura at 11/09/05 11:50 AM | Reply
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Okay, was this supposed to be about K-Fed crappy music or not? What's up with the damn chimp comments and all the other racial slurs on this site. To the one that said Kevin wants to be black that why he has zebra kids, steals and have no job. I see a lot of white people that are at the unemployment office collecting those checks that outnumber the blacks, and filing for food stamps, and collecting welfare. And it's some of your white actors and political figures that's quick to lay down or marry black women that don't portray wanting to be "black" as you say. These are some are some of your senators, look and read. And if you were to read the "real" news articles that don't just show the blacks as looting and stealing, the ones with the guns and stealing were trying to get food, medicine, and order for the elderly, women, and children. And yes there were some whites in there too that you were saying that you would have let drown. And no there's nothing that Bush could do to make the hurrican go away, but it actions of the goverment after it happened, THAT is what upsetting. And it does SEEM true that he only cares about the blacks if there black and RICH. Obviously, some of whites were too stoned and lazy to leave town since they were on TV too. K-Fed's music does suck but let him enjoy spending Brit's money, partying all the time, and what ever else. What goes around comes around and he will get what he deserves when she divorces him and left with no money. His tired broke down ass. And she will get what's coming because she didn't care when she cheated with him on Shar while she was pregnant with his baby. She acting like she want sympathy now cause he being a dead beat daddy to her child now too. HA-HA-HA!!!! Cry us a river, bitch.

Posted by: gina at 11/09/05 12:23 PM | Reply
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This dude had to WANT his song to be bad. I mean come on, it's not like they can't afford to hire someone to teach him something. Maybe he just doesn't give a shit. I don't know. All I know is this is something like what teenagers put together at home not a professional recording. This is some seriously lame shit.

Posted by: UFO KOMMANDANT at 11/09/05 1:17 PM | Reply
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ohmygod, gina & kfed, shut the fk up

Posted by: ack at 11/09/05 1:21 PM | Reply
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Dude has no rhythm

Posted by: Viet at 11/09/05 1:22 PM | Reply
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if this a sign of the coming Armageddon. Please take me now. K-Fed rhymes suck just like his free loading life style

Posted by: Peyton at 11/09/05 1:23 PM | Reply
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Sometimes when I sit on the toilet and let out a fart, a sound is heard that is so unexpected and funny that I find myself both horribly embarrased and completely surprised that something that unbeleivable can come out of my ass...or K-Fed's mouth.
Sadly, this and any other fart-tastic song released by the "Daddy" will ultimately become a multi-platinum hit with multi-overplayed videos on MTV.
I am siletly weeping.

K-Fed fans, Please don't send me hate-e-mails.

Posted by: jules at 11/09/05 1:40 PM | Reply
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Fuck Him I hate that son of bitch

Posted by: AJ at 11/09/05 1:56 PM | Reply
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people just let it be. IF any of us win the lottery or free pass aka britt's dough what will we do? I'll designer open stupid stores buy the same shoe 300x, just stupid shit. this world is coming to end LETS STOP WORRYING ABOUT WAHAT OTHERS DO WHEN YOU HAVENT ACHIEVED SHIT

Posted by: sunny at 11/09/05 1:59 PM | Reply
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WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES HE THINK HE IS DOING? ITS THE MOST RETARDED AND STUPID THING EVER HEARD.

WHAT IS BRITNEY DOING WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT, AND HAVING A CHILD FOR HIM. SO MUCH FOR BRAINS,AND THE BEAUTY.
KEVIN NEEDS A REALITY CHECK... IS IS NOTHING BUT A FAKE AND A LEECH.

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY SHOULD HAVE DIGNITY AND THROW THAT GARBAGE AWAY.

Posted by: nena at 11/09/05 2:06 PM | Reply
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never heard worse shit in my life. fake ass mofo

Posted by: mike at 11/09/05 2:28 PM | Reply
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To the dick head, who call black people coons and looters. You are a dumb son or daughter of bitch, you better be glad I don't know who the fuck you are because if I did I would molly whop your ass all over the damn place and then I would snatch your voice box out and tap dance on it: You disrespectful asshole. K-Fed, you still suck.

Posted by: Denise at 11/09/05 2:36 PM | Reply
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ack, the reason why you want her to shut the fk up is because Kevin's talking about u calling him daddy next time you two meet in the bed together, bitch. Oh, one question, when Kevin mentions "you wish you were in my position" you know which position he actually means, huh? Yeah, you both suck, you stupid mf. You shut the fk up.

Posted by: answerfromyourgod,ack at 11/09/05 2:46 PM | Reply
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Great Job Mr. Spears you should have stuck being a back up man-bander at least when this doesn't work out you can dance back up for fat-britney when she puts down the red bull and cigerettes and goes on tour

Posted by: andy at 11/09/05 3:08 PM | Reply
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is it really that bad? are is he a wanna be?

Posted by: Amanda at 11/09/05 4:24 PM | Reply
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Oh Jesus Christ...shoot me now.

Posted by: Ashley at 11/09/05 5:22 PM | Reply
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Hey Britney....
Are you reading any of this? Time to grow up, girlie. You're a mom now, and this guy is nothing but freeloading loser trash. He's NOT going to get a job...this rapping thing is about the worst thing I have ever heard--I wouldn't consider that a job either! Cut your losses while you can. Dump his sorry ass before he spends everything you've got...and you need to know that you won't be selling records forever either. You're gonna get old...maybe fat...you won't be able to prance around on stage like you used to. Then what? Kick this piece of crap to the curb and take care of your kid. Maybe you can salvage a bit of respect. Best of luck to ya.

Kevin,
That was the WORST thing I ever heard. Period. Go get a job and start paying some child support.

Posted by: dhmunoz at 11/09/05 6:16 PM | Reply
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OMG...Britney please take yourself and your baby and crawl under a rock. While your at it, take your lawyer with you and give him a divorce. He is totally bored and burning up your cash.

Posted by: Lisa at 11/09/05 6:22 PM | Reply
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Wow

It is like a combo of eminem, snoop doogie dog and vanila ice turned very dull.

Posted by: EAC DUDE at 11/09/05 8:55 PM | Reply
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I cannot believe it the thought of hearing Barney sing does not seem so bad anymore

Posted by: Danube at 11/09/05 9:01 PM | Reply
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At first I liked Kevin although now he seems like nothing but a con artist.

Millions of Britney's money is gone probabaly in a swiss bank account. No one could accidentlly blow cash that fast.

He seems to rarely make any real attempt to make money or to even take care of any of his children.

If I were in his shoes; especially if I had a child I would be trying something new every single day to make money until soemthing worked.

He is usually just having carless fun.

For poor britney I hope that he either grows up or that she dumps him. If one of those things does not happen she will die broke, unhappy and with children that do not have the love of their father.

Posted by: Alan Mercieca at 11/09/05 9:26 PM | Reply
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Britney and K-dog got married how much hallucinatory drugs did he slip her to make that happen?

Britney is assume

Posted by: Qubeonsum at 11/09/05 10:44 PM | Reply
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if i was married to a star like that, i would not have screwed it up. i would have stayed in the house so much she would have begged me to leave. he was a pathetic loser who blew his chance... what an idiot.his song is just like his life, messed up and confusing

Posted by: renee at 11/10/05 1:24 AM | Reply
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Denise, your such an animal, and I am pretty sure you weigh about 300 lbs., hey where did you steal a computer? or do they have one in jail?

Posted by: Denise luvs Bannanas at 11/10/05 7:09 AM | Reply
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Denise, your such an animal, and I am pretty sure you weigh about 300 lbs., hey where did you steal a computer? or do they have one in jail? By the way that was two different posters Kong.

Posted by: Denise luvs Bannanas at 11/10/05 7:10 AM | Reply
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Well at least this will give eminem some more material.......can't wait to hear him shit all over brit and he low life free loading punk ass hubby. i bet he planned this all aong and just got with her to start up his own career. lucky for her he sucks and his evil master plan will fail mwahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: brit&kfedhater at 11/10/05 11:43 AM | Reply
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Well at least this will give eminem some more material.......can't wait to hear him sh** all over brit and her low life free loading punk a$$ hubby. i bet he planned this all aong and just got with her to start up his own career. lucky for her he sucks and his evil master plan will fail mwahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Posted by: brit&kfedhater at 11/10/05 11:44 AM | Reply
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This guy should have been sterilized at birth. On second though his mother should have been sterilized at birth then we would'nt have to hear this crap or look at his ugly mug.

Posted by: kiM at 11/10/05 7:29 PM | Reply
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Hey Gina...shut up stupid ass. you don't know anything about white people and black people at the unemployment office, and marrying them for what?!? doesn't seem like you could spit it out. maybe if you had a little education, you might make sense.

Posted by: bettatimes at 11/10/05 7:57 PM | Reply
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Bitch, I do know alot about black and white people because you, stupid ass, should know, that I am black and I am married to a white person you stupid son of bitch. For NINE YEARS as a matter of fact. So now what you got to say, bitch. You need to get a little bit more education and keep your big ass mouth shut about something you don't even have experience knowing about. Stupid Mf, you shut the fk up.

Posted by: i'mhavingawonderfultime at 11/10/05 8:32 PM | Reply
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Oh, stupid ass I do know who comes in and out of the unemployment office because I work in the office where I live, bitch. So don't tell me I don't know anything about the hardships that the white and black people are going through when they come in trying to find a job. Seems like you would have a BETTATIME talking about Kevin's music. I'm sure you can relate to it because you both sound like shit.

Posted by: i'mhavingawonderfultime at 11/10/05 8:39 PM | Reply
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Kev... you can't buy yourself into the industry. Money can't buy yourself an upgrade for your music-talent.
Go back to burger-king where you belong, or take care of your family.. if you have one. (I'm not sure, you're no good Daddy, since you're out partying all day.. so go and die you fuck!)
I don't like Britney either, she hasn't said any smart things until today, in other words, your singing SUCKS, and it will not sell good. She's in pain, my ears are bleeding, now... piss off and never come again..

Posted by: Daniel Lindholm at 11/10/05 9:58 PM | Reply
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I like black guys, somebody needs to marry the obese and gross looking white women.

Posted by: MLK at 11/11/05 1:05 AM | Reply
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sigh listening to this, trash....,well i do agree with most of the people who posted above me and some comments are funny as hell so i might as well throw my gasoline onto this fire...
Kevin y, do u hate rap that much that youre willing to contribute to the downfall of it, rap is slowly dying and largely thanks to this kinda trash, black sounding white boys that cant rhyme if dr. seus canme and smacked him upside the head...also kevin i dont know if ull ever read this but i do hope that real rap enthusiasts read this and agree. First i like to say that technically haters are there to hate on someone who is GOOD at wat they do, HATERS HATE THOSE THAT ARE BETTER THAN THEM therefore none f us qualify as haters to ur style (till 2008) because we are just trying to help u realize that U SUCK seriously kimmy fomr MSI has beter rhymes than u stop it now kevin, rap for some is a great way to realease the anger and problems that affect people dont let it go on the wrong, shitty hands im sry for typing os much much love to my ppls---TGD02

Posted by: TGD_02 at 11/11/05 12:11 PM | Reply
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ok, let's face it ...the one ho has a problem is britney.......
Britney..you can't sing.. You people should give K the credit for having the balls to marry her... an also for "trying to make a CD" at least he tries...

Posted by: zzzzz at 11/11/05 12:53 PM | Reply
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i think you cute kev.... really... al these ppl are jealous just because your f.... britney.
when u divorce britney pls mail me ...hihihihi itlenaz@hotmail.com

Posted by: zzzz at 11/11/05 12:56 PM | Reply
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Wow, he has just destroyed what there was very little left of in this world- music.
Dang, how do some people get signed?? I hope Britney leaves hima and does her thang ,then he'll be tryna come back to Shar, but Shar is much smarter than that. Kevin and his little nasty behind is gonna end up living out of a motel.

Posted by: Jamaica at 11/11/05 3:14 PM | Reply
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i think britney is real stupid.... we should be writing about her and not about kev. At least he tries and when all you ppl are in need of money just remenber that k has a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so he probably doesn't give a f... abput you or your comments

Posted by: nana at 11/11/05 3:54 PM | Reply
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aiite hes got lame flow, retarded lyrics
and just 9 shots away from being 50
somebody shoot him..

Posted by: sheeklouch at 11/11/05 5:26 PM | Reply
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This is for zzzz and nana. What are you guys on? Britney had to buy "K-fed" a studio so that he could produce his damn album. That's the only reason he tried, because he's getting all his money from her. And as far as I'm concerned, we other bloggers are not jealous. We just have more musical appreciation than the two of you. Actually, you're right, he does have talent...talent for being a jerk-off. Let's see if you feel the same "when" he actually goes out with either one of you, then dumps you to go out with the other after you have his 2, 3, maybe even 4, kids. And for shit's sake learn how to spell you damn heifers(maybe you two are too young understand that word).

Posted by: Hmph... at 11/12/05 12:38 AM | Reply
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he, along with ashlee simpson and all the other pop stars with "talent", should do a remix of kumbaya. then make a dance remix of the remix. then show it on the WB.

Posted by: blah blah at 11/12/05 1:15 AM | Reply
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Britney Spears as well as Jessica Simpson sing MY songs but so do many others who took them because they could while I was practicing singing in my car or where ever. I am not happy with music theft folks.God knows life is not all about you either. So all you fucking fakes who wanna be me out there, you are only fooling yourselves. Jennifer Anniston you will be stuck in second gear for taking my music you used on your TV show while I was singing in my apartment in Clearwater, Fl. Oh, and Lee Ann Rimes How the hell did you live without him before and after you stole my songs? Leanne Womack, I Hope You Dance is my song too that I sang at Dunedin Causeway while your cousins were listening to me.
Hey, world, wake up, your diva doesn't look as good or maybe even sound as good as the ones who wanted to be me, but God knows I am damned good and at least I don't go around copping other's songs. I taught the Judds a song or two also and
gave What's Forever For to a black man in TN.
You all think you know? You don't know shit.

Posted by: MIracle worker at 11/12/05 7:45 AM | Reply
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Are you just one hateful bastard or what? We all deserve to be who we are and feel what we feel.
Britney is a new mom and you are doing what? Giving out your best worst review ever? Are you jealous? Are you some kind of nitwit? What? I hate mean people but then again, you see, people are hateful birds. Though Britney stole my song, Hit Me Baby One More Time as I sang it for my then beau Scott Rosenlund, I will forgive her in time, but you see folks, the real DIVA, is not a diva but a real person.

Posted by: Miracle Worker at 11/12/05 9:19 AM | Reply
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The sad thing is that he will probably go platinum off people buying this album as a joke. Just like William Hung.

Posted by: Joe at 11/12/05 1:39 PM | Reply
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dat shyt suked... William hung had a betta chance at a hit... what da hell is diz boii tryn 2 do...he alwayz gonna b mr.spearz...he knowz it n we all kno it...so "K-fed"...U suk dont rap cuz humpty dumpty got betta rhymes dan u...jus concentrate on bof of yo babies...not 4 now but 4 eva...cuz bof are a handfull...

ps-wat da fuk is K-Fed...dumbaz

Posted by: Roberto at 11/12/05 3:50 PM | Reply
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K-FED? HIS NAME SHOULD BE FED-X, CUZ HIS WEAK LYRICS, GANGSTA-WANNA-BE STYLE AND NINTENDO BEAT WILL SOON BE SHIPPED OUT OVERNIGHT. C'MON, I'D RATHER LISTEN TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BEAT-BOX. THIS IS FOR U FED-X...

I REARRANGED YOUR NAME/SOUNDING SOMETHING MORE SIMPLE/TRYNA PLAY THE RAP GAME/UR STYLE'S TECHNO-NINTENDO/UR NAME'S FED-X/U WILL NEVER BE JAY-Z/ CUZ THE REASON U FREESTYLE/ U DONT KNOW YOUR ABC's/LIFE DEALT HIM A BEYONCE/YOU GOT 18 WITH BRITNEY/YOU MAKE VANILLA ICE SOUND LIKE 50/FACE IT FED, YOU'RE ALREADY A GONER/CUZ YA FLOW IS FAKE/LIKE BOTTLED TAP WATER/U ONLY IN MAGAZINES CUZ U WALK BEHIND SPEARS/AND U R MY BABIES DADDY/CUZ THEY AIN'T SEEN U IN YEARS.

Posted by: Leah at 11/12/05 6:31 PM | Reply
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Everyone on this site s crazy. K Fed is the isht. Not only has he bagged the ultimate sugar momma, but he has reflected that in his style, swagger, and now his rapping. He's a bad a** in my book...stay up K Fed.

Posted by: Nicky B at 11/12/05 8:37 PM | Reply
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HAHAHAAHAAHA!! EWWWWW! the beat is ok..k-fed sucks HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHH!!!

Posted by: loop m at 11/12/05 10:08 PM | Reply
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this sucks ass, don't quit ur day job bitch...keep moochin' off ur wife

Posted by: kevin at 11/13/05 3:18 PM | Reply
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i would rather masterbate with a cheese grater than listen to k fed's flow yo. when yo album droppin' dawg. holla

Posted by: chris at 11/13/05 7:01 PM | Reply
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Note to K-Fed. I hope you do a better job banging out Britney, than you do music. Just rubber-up next time.

Posted by: Crprt Mpstr at 11/13/05 7:16 PM | Reply
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Man this shit cracks me up. Disney vanilla ice beat with no skills in rhymin.

Posted by: Jim at 11/14/05 1:24 AM | Reply
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ummm...
wow...

i cant say K-Fed is stupid cuz somehow he has managed to procreate three times and get married to Britney Spears, who has more money up her behind then i will ever see in my life...but if u have enough brains to do all of that, how the hell did a rap THAT bad come to life???

Posted by: Sammy at 11/14/05 9:49 AM | Reply
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A fucking monkey can procreate three times and marry Britney fucking slut spears, he ain't mo gennius

Posted by: Paulo at 11/14/05 10:26 AM | Reply
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That was the worst thing i think i ever heard. Oh wow. The sad thing is, someone is actually feeding him complements that he is good, so he is serious about it. If who ever it is, brit, Disco D would tell him the truth, that HE SUCKS, maybe he would appreciate that more, then falling completely on his face in public. Wait he already did that by releasing a sample..stupid idiot.

Posted by: Brea at 11/14/05 10:28 AM | Reply
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Fuck, quit comparing Vanilla Ice to this sack of shit. Ice is Pavarotti compared to this major wanker.

Posted by: mfernandez at 11/14/05 1:37 PM | Reply
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I hope he copyrighted his tag...

check out www.k-fed.com

he better be prepared for a lawsuit from the bankers when their investors hear this.

Also what does Luciano say about the misuse of his name?

Posted by: lucent at 11/14/05 1:47 PM | Reply
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HAhahahahahhahahahhaha! You know what? I think it will be a hit only because Britney is his wife! People will buy it! I do not hate it per-say, but Good luck Kevin! I heard you could really dance!

Posted by: Daniel Evitts at 11/14/05 8:51 PM | Reply
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Sounds like Vanilla Ice. LOL I think William Hung is more original than this idiot.

Posted by: YO at 11/15/05 2:25 AM | Reply
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what the fuck if britney doesnt divorce him for this song then shes even more stupid and trashy than he is....he sounds like shit

Posted by: D at 11/15/05 3:09 AM | Reply
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ure right kevin we arent ready

Posted by: andy t at 11/15/05 5:11 AM | Reply
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This guy should go back to knockin' up various celebrity women- it seems to be the ONLY thing he is a success at. My dog could make a better record.

Posted by: Crystal at 11/15/05 9:23 AM | Reply
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This shit is just horrible. Hot beat, fucked up lyrics. That pretty much sums up the song.

Posted by: B.J. at 11/15/05 2:29 PM | Reply
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Kevin sings like Vanilla Ice not Tupac or Jay-Z just like Vanilla Ice but worster.

Posted by: Snoop Dogg at 11/15/05 5:22 PM | Reply
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Painful. Truly painful. What a waste of space KF is. On the other hand, so is Britney. They both make lame music.

Posted by: Sara at 11/15/05 7:27 PM | Reply
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Who ever allowed this man (a complete waste of life) to reproduce? I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Posted by: PNizzle at 11/16/05 12:31 AM | Reply
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My dog started howeling when I played the song.

Posted by: Moomoo at 11/16/05 12:35 AM | Reply
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K-Fed is exploding onto the scene. I was blown away, flabbergasted, straight up nodding my head to the beat - hypnotized, no, FUCKING MEZMERIZED by his game. Everything I know about rap doesn't make sense anymore.

K-Fed has dropped the platinum for 2005 and WAY beyond...2008? Shit.

Kanye, Jay-Z, Puffy,...etc, move along, you got served papers and are EVICTED.

Posted by: Mayonaize at 11/16/05 3:23 PM | Reply
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this just shows you that white trash dont necessarily have to be poor. at least vanilla ice had some kind of rythem. this has got to be the worst rap i have ever heard of. I know the reality kick is in full swing but DAMN. shut the hell up kevin.

Posted by: whitetrash at 11/16/05 8:22 PM | Reply
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That is the worst song I have ever heard. He makes vanilla ice look hard. When this song premeired on 95.5 the beat in Atlanta, the d.j. actually appologized afterward, stating that the management made him play it. I know it's been said, but the world definetly aint ready.

Posted by: bigham at 11/17/05 1:44 AM | Reply
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K-Fed is what happens when your impression of yourself exceeds the reality. I would say being Mr. Spears elevated his ego well beyond his talent... that is.. if he had any talent.

Got a feeling he calls the papparazzi "Pavarotti's because he is too f'ing stupid to know the correct word.

And now he records impromptu without preparation? What a pathetic poser!

Posted by: had_enough at 11/17/05 7:35 AM | Reply
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Kev, Just because you married the queen of pop doesn't mean you can get famous by trying to copy Snoop Dog (Drop it like it's hot). Leave the singing to Britney and the rap to eminem.
Heh, it sucks to be you man..

Posted by: D-Chan at 11/17/05 4:50 PM | Reply
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I bet he sells 2 copies (he will buy one and his mom just to be nice) lol... What a CHODE(the waisted space between a mans asshole and nut sack)
Britney (as much as I can't stand her either) would be justified in divorcing him. Their poor child is doomed if it takes after him in looks or talent. Britney should have stuck with the guy she was married to for 2 days or was it 2 hours. Does federline even have a job besides being britneys bitch....

Posted by: melissa at 11/17/05 5:21 PM | Reply
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He's not smart like Jay-Z ryming Ho and Flow in every song.

Posted by: Beyonce's big cushion at 11/17/05 7:47 PM | Reply
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I'd rather tape myself farting and listen to that.

Posted by: Dave at 11/17/05 8:02 PM | Reply
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yo yo that shit is dope as hell,y'all be kerazee..

yo k-fed if you read dis shit, hit up yo man TREAD, I would make a good hype man fo yo dope shit, aight? yo.

Posted by: TREAD at 11/17/05 8:55 PM | Reply
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My goodness, that's terrible! He should shut up and save himself embarassment.

Posted by: anonymous at 11/18/05 2:27 PM | Reply
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WTF What a joke he is. I’m sure he’s really Hard core He’s had it hard all his life. and now all his hard work is paying off. OOOH wait NOOOOO HES JUST A LOOSER THAT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT REAL HIP-HOP.

Posted by: mike at 11/18/05 6:00 PM | Reply
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Wow if he's trying to sound like Eminem or Snoop Dogg he isn't doing so well, that was horrible! only thing I like was the beat the rest was crappy!

Posted by: Marie at 11/19/05 1:41 AM | Reply
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K-Head - Malibu's Most Unwanted.
Don't quit your day job hommie, wait you don't even have a job to quit.
Better save those checks from Brit, this song ain't no hit...Now I sound like your lame ass rap.
You make V-Ice look like Shug Knite.

Posted by: teekaeo at 11/19/05 10:58 AM | Reply
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Here's a real rap for yall.

K-Fed's raps are as good as dead
I wish sum1 would come along one day with a pump and tone his head
Yeah britt laughin at her own husband
Man K-Fed shut the fuck up and I'm glad I ain't ya damn cuzin
I'll never call ya daddy and hell no I ain't ready
Ya raps is weak while ya ego is heavy
Need a reality check, cuz you can't trill
I don't care when the release date is ya flow ain't got no feel
I'm white too but at least I got flow
All you got is Britney best be nice to her ya man-ho
You're a piece of shit with a fake image attached
I wrote this rhyme in five minutes better than that shit you had
Disco D better be gettin paid
And I don't see how K-Fed gettin laid
His style is shit and his raps are weak
Mayne shut ya mouth cuz I don't wanna hear ya speak
K-Fed is just another wannabe
All these people hatin on him well he deserve to see
That he got no future with rappin
Nothin's gonna happen, no money's gonna be stackin
I wouldn't wanna be in his position for any amount of cash
Cuz all Kevin Fed is is another piece of white trash
Back then they called him K-Fed, but now everyone listenin to his rhymes and losin they head
I said back then they called him K-Fed, but now everyone listenin to his rhymes and they losin they head

Posted by: Young Thug ( A Good White Rapper) at 11/20/05 2:07 AM | Reply
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If yall wanna actually hear some good rhymes check out my new Album: The World I$ Your$ vol. 1 Pimpin' Ain't Ea$y (Release date undecided). And check out my boy Anjel's new album Street Merchant this January.

Posted by: Young Thug ( A Good White Rapper) at 11/20/05 2:12 AM | Reply
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Wow... I'm embarassed for him.

Posted by: Wolf at 11/20/05 5:29 AM | Reply
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I know he lives in California and everything...but maybe someone should dump his ass in South Central LA. I wonder what he would be saying afterward.

Posted by: hello... at 11/20/05 8:21 AM | Reply
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this dude is a joke...if you read this and want to hear a funny ass song hit me up docta_know@yahoo.com

Posted by: docta know at 11/21/05 1:58 AM | Reply
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I know yall like mah rhymes so don't even say you don't. Holla back at me at www.myspace.com/tipsyk

Posted by: Young Thug ( A Good White Rapper) at 11/21/05 6:02 PM | Reply
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I'm missing something here... This is supposed to be something that people will buy in a music store? Are there a lot of stupid people out there or will his album crash and burn???

Posted by: sharks17 at 11/21/05 6:48 PM | Reply
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crash and burn!!!

yeah, baby, yeah!!! I meant, ICE ICE BABY.

Posted by: c&b at 11/22/05 12:26 AM | Reply
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www.k-fedmusic.com

Your right! We ain't ready! So hold off on it, would ya...

Posted by: MyKuS at 11/22/05 12:05 PM | Reply
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I think he should go on American Idol- Bo Bice brought Rock to the show... maybe K Fed can bring this comedy routine.

Posted by: angie at 11/22/05 4:23 PM | Reply
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Federline sould go to American Idol for they can said that he sucks.

Posted by: MC Dogg at 11/22/05 6:34 PM | Reply
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k fed die and burn in hell the people who gave positve messages on this bored had been shootin uo somethin in there sleep or while they were writin the reply federline go to burger king get a job if you are quilified probaly not so just sit on your fat ass and reak the benifits of britney worthless piece of shit

Posted by: jeffrey at 11/22/05 8:40 PM | Reply
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("UP") FUCK YOU FEDERLINE

Posted by: jeffrey at 11/22/05 8:42 PM | Reply
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Fuck K Fed he can go to fucking hell bitch.

Posted by: bun b at 11/22/05 8:48 PM | Reply
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Douchebag. Loser.

Please shut up and go back to being dumb-dumb's houseboy.

Posted by: fjackie at 11/23/05 12:31 AM | Reply
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Kevin Federline is really THAT bad. Completely terrible!!! Please just stick the "shower emceeing" K-Ass.

Posted by: Ouch at 11/23/05 5:09 PM | Reply
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OMG!!!!!!!!! i LOVE k-fed!

...N O T...maybe the beats are purposly made to cover his lack of timing, creativity, style, improv abilties... Why can't britney just give up the whole "family" mold she's trying so desperately to force Kevin's inability to produce anything (besides sperm), or inabilties in general into? Maybe she's just desperate to unsuccessfully convince herself that she made the right decision on Kevin inspite of her mother's disapproval...all in all raunchy pop princess meets her match...this is all very bad.

Well, at least Kevin's ex has good news to tell her children-that Kevin was actually the one who wasn't ready for anything that has to do with reality, and thankfully dropped her like a hot potato for a...hmmm...

Posted by: Lindsay at 11/24/05 12:59 AM | Reply
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OMG.....I've been quite busy with what work and all (k-fed, i'll explain what the word work means on a later post)but wtf was that? i just heard it today and let me say a couple of things ahemm..thanksgiving day will never be the same to me again, curse you k-fed for making me have to kill my turkey twice...and also ppl where in the world is William Hung when you need him atleast his "She Bangs" took off and made him some money hey maybe he should give k-fed some pointers...and another thing listen k-fed let me get my vanilla dutch and my bag of haze back no more giving you shieett on credit cause you won't be able to pay for it with your..GULP.. singing career....ok im off to work now happy thanksgiving pplz... :)

Posted by: rose at 11/24/05 10:23 AM | Reply
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I'd buy it. He's got flow!

Posted by: David at 11/24/05 10:59 PM | Reply
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Federline rap is wroster then bushs speech.

Posted by: BJ at 11/25/05 12:16 PM | Reply
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just goes to show that anyone with some $$ can get produced."Back then you swore you was a playa/we all knew you was a faggot instead"
-I'll kill you!!!

Posted by: oysterbeast at 11/25/05 1:42 PM | Reply
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Federline sucks ps his a bitch.

Posted by: killer mike at 11/28/05 2:26 PM | Reply
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OMG...I just threw up in my mouth. I actually feel a tiny bit bad for him. K-fuck's problem is that he's trying to compete with Britney. What he needs to do is use some of her money for an education, get a good paying job, and pay her back, so that one day he may support himself and not have to ask for his allowance...build himself a studio deep beneath the earth that requires a drill to get to, and only resurface to get his ass to work. UGH. With a side of BLECHHH.

Posted by: Steph at 11/29/05 5:10 AM | Reply
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"It isn't W's fault all the mudducks were too stoned and lazy to leave town. They wanted to stay to loot and assault each other and then wait for a check while whining about it the whole time. The superdome was only a hell hole because it was a barrel of chimps.", said Leroy in a previous post.

Well Leroy, if it weren't for your prejudicial comments, and the fact that this is a Keven Federline forum, not a racist forum, I wouldn't think you were a disgusting slug. But as it turns out, you are a slug that feeds off the slime of bigotry. It seems you happened to wander off somehow into a Keven Federline forum so a man of your wonderful intellect could share with us "simpletons" your incredibly insightful and objective views.

Leroy, why don't you do the universe a favor. Turn off that television set that has been doing the vast majority of the thinking for you, go out, and see what really happened. Otherwise you and others like you are just like "a barrel of chimps" who throw their feces at society. Try to take that fat head of yours out of the deepest inner reaches of your bodily cavities and wipe the crap off your face.

It looks like we couldn't keep talentless grubs like Kevin Federline from mixing himself with the genepool. But I'm hopefull it isn't too late so that maybe you can cut your balls off(that is if you're a real man).

Posted by: anonymous at 11/29/05 9:16 PM | Reply
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Holy shit, this is the worst music I ever heard, Please, somone out there KILL this guy, he doesn't deserve to live.

Please! 100 bucks to ANYONE who puts a bullet in his talentless brain!

Posted by: Some guy at 11/30/05 11:28 PM | Reply
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Federline is fucking pussy

Posted by: young buck at 12/01/05 2:24 PM | Reply
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Federline is a fucking pussy

Posted by: Big J at 12/01/05 2:25 PM | Reply
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Fuck all of you... If he was a black man rappin on the street level you would think he was amazing. But since he is fucking Britney Spears and actually has some class, you dog on him like he sucks.
Ya know what, I challenge you all to make a song anywhere near as good, because the way you guys talk about his music depends on an ego big enough to think you could do better.

Posted by: Rufus Manwada at 12/01/05 8:18 PM | Reply
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YO HE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE BOOTLEG GREASY ASS VEGAS SLUM LORD VERSION OF SEAN PAUL!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: docta know at 12/06/05 1:32 AM | Reply
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Federline sing style fucking sucks

Posted by: Bun B at 12/06/05 12:15 PM | Reply
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Denise & rightwingnonbiggot be liking a white mud facial from the K-Fedder. After that they both be liking some coon and chimp ass down at the Super Dome.
K-Fag is gonna get divorced his sugar mamma is in talks w/ the lawyers. Look for this waste of sperm at your local Popeye's Fried Chicken he's a gonna be's a workin man straight up 2008.

Posted by: tyrone biggot biggins at 12/07/05 4:25 AM | Reply
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He sould not became a rapper he sould work at KFC

Posted by: big boi at 12/08/05 5:25 PM | Reply
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poor guy, thinks he's cool, but he's completely not...
Does he think he's blak or somethin' just like in Malibu's most wanted men, ooooo B-Rad and Kfed are brothers!!!

Posted by: SIN at 12/12/05 5:53 AM | Reply
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K-Fed? maybe a Cletus McFed. (courtesy of gofugyourself.com)

Posted by: ayyu at 12/12/05 12:24 PM | Reply
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Whats with this guy?

Posted by: Frank at 12/12/05 1:47 PM | Reply
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Now I am convinced that K-Fed is actually Kid Rocks little brother

Posted by: Ferrocios at 12/12/05 10:16 PM | Reply
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What tha fuck? You call that rap. I'm a rappa, this guy is just makin a bad name for white rappas like myself, and I'm bout to take care of it.

Yo K-Fed is the worse shit i ever heard
Hated every noun, verb, and word
Listen man stick with the plan, and keep it togehter wit Brit
Cuz if she break up wit you then you ain't got shit
Believe me when I say to stop the hip-hop
Cuz ya just gonna make ya already-low status continue to drop
Let the real MCs handle the trill
"You can call me daddy" man, fuck, get real

Ay Kevo, you wanna go in a freestyle battle, my IM name PimpDaddyMC01, so bring whatever ya fuckin can.

Posted by: Young Thug ( A Good White Rapper) at 12/12/05 10:46 PM | Reply
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Dizamn, my niyyah K to da fizzed is straight 2008 off the hizzook, foz sheezy off the heezle ma neezle. His lizyrical geniousity strizate 2 to the two 0's, to the 8 fadez jay-z to the bizzack tizzou the blizzack. W'all aint ready, brizzedderin flizzow is so profound. Classic bizzound to be as prolific up to par wizzith 2pac, Pink Flizzoyd, and The Gizzong, B. Marley.

Posted by: JRed at 12/13/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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Yizzoung thizzug iz jizzust stizzaight outta two thizzousand 8 jealous of the lyricaloscity that rizzeal gizzanxta thugs like J to the R, E ,D , & Kizzay to the to the Fizzay ed pizzossessin'. Homebizzoy don't beez hizzatin' on some some grizzate than youz. Gizzood Whizzite Rizzapper, KF Spears spizzans thru all the races. Wizzord to ya motherz. Jizzay oppisiteblue with the pce out, stizzayinz strizzate gangxta. Call K Daddy, so youz calliz I Uncle, so bizzow down, and sizzay izzuncle foo.

Posted by: JRed at 12/13/05 3:19 PM | Reply
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Without a doubt it is laughable self-indulgent tripe. Of course.

Yet makes one wonder: utter retard or comic genius?

Posted by: Arad at 12/14/05 10:15 AM | Reply
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I jus find it funny how everybuddy hates his sample song....but look at how many people actually downloaded it and listened 2 it....now jus wait 4 the album 2 be out....all u fools will buy it...come on here....say its crap (cus it prolly will be)...the funny thing is....he'll prolly be laughin his ass off all the way 2 the bank.....knowin his shit is wack....but knowin people bought it....its prolly a big scam/joke in the 1st place....jus a big F U 2 everybuddy......now that would be funny!!!

Posted by: Lush at 12/16/05 1:35 AM | Reply
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I had some regrets in my life..wished i could take the time back..but K Fed owes me 52 seconds!! I aint no Guantamo bay Prisoner why was i subjected to that kind of toture!!
Dang even saddam hussein himself would beg for mercy if he had to listen to this load of douche bag shit.

Posted by: ew ew ew at 12/16/05 9:28 AM | Reply
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K-Fed: Proof that life is hell, and the feds need to
take out k-fed before its too late...

Posted by: k-fed at 12/17/05 2:29 PM | Reply
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Federline is a son of bitch fuck him his rapping stills is wack.

Posted by: pac at 12/19/05 2:50 PM | Reply
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shut the fuck up bitch, why you searching on him then

Posted by: diego at 12/19/05 6:51 PM | Reply
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I can't believe the media is giving "K-Fed" "Fed-Ex" "Vanilla-Fed" or whatever he calls himself any attention. I thought nicknames were something your friends gave you? This guy defines success by dropping nuts in bitches. He left Shar while she was pregnant for a meal ticket. Britney is an absolute dumb-ass skank. If she wasn't, she would never allow an uneducated wanna be gangsta to get with her. I'm dumbfounded that the media didn't blast the two of them when they started this fucking retarded relationship. Kevin is a wangsta who thinks that his Usher-like dance moves and his relationship with Britney is going to add credibility to his music career. The guy grew up in the suburbs as a wigga. He sucked in school so he thought he would try dancing. He is obviously too stupid to realize that the best artists are either products of a rough environment or are actually educated (Kanye for example). He is neither. This fucker makes me sick. If I saw him on the street I would pay Britneys bodyguard to turn his back for five minutes so I could beat the shit out of him. I would then tell Britney that I have a girl pregnant, do a quick spin move, and then ask her to pay my bills!

Posted by: youmuddafucka at 12/19/05 10:59 PM | Reply
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Ay J-Red Don't be hatin man u don't want nun of this

Posted by: Young Thug ( A Good White Rapper) at 12/20/05 12:59 AM | Reply
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Oh. my. gawd. That is the most hilarious recording ever! I like the long, awkward, arhythmical pauses while he seems to be collecting his "thoughts," and I'm impressed with the incredible pig-headed vanity of the lyrics. But my absolute favorite thing is the way he pronounces single-syllable words with at least two syllables. Wow.

Posted by: Angie B. at 12/20/05 4:26 AM | Reply
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I'd go with vanilla ice than this asshole any day. Britney I think vanilla ice is in a relationship, go for him.

Posted by: ILIN at 12/20/05 4:04 PM | Reply
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This was about as interresting to listen to as a hemorrhoid.

Posted by: SMLHML at 12/21/05 10:05 AM | Reply
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K-Fed is an opportunistic, maggot. This guy has been going through his wife's money like it's water. I guess it goes to show you that some dumb women like Britney will do anything for a good f... She spent a fortune installing a recording studio for the no-talent loser. Now, will she spend a fortune sending him to voice lessons?

Shar, although she is a stupid b... herself for having all those babies by K-Fed and then being dropped like a piece of trash, she lucked-out `cause he's not her embarrasment, he's Britney's.

Posted by: Truth-r-Dare at 12/21/05 10:48 AM | Reply
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Kevin is nothing but trash, all he has is spears fame to lend him a hand at trying to flow, but it sound like shit coming out of a monkey ass. Who ever work with him should know better.

Posted by: Shawn at 12/22/05 9:54 AM | Reply
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Is flow suck, he suck, what the fuck where they thinking, britney has a better chance with vanilla ice then this piece of trash you call a rapper. The only thing he can rap is his nuts. What a waste, kevin you might want to start saving up to buy your own album, or just borrow some from your so call wife.

Posted by: Jack at 12/22/05 10:19 AM | Reply
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You jackasses really think this is that bad? The beat's pretty good, the lyrics are no sillier than any other commercial hip hop records (with a few notable exceptions) and he has decent flow. Some of the lyrics are spat well and sound cool:

"I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin"

Sure, Kevin Federline is a douchebag who Britney and Shar, for some mind blowing reason, want to impregnate them, but try to ingnore that when you review the track. You may feel the need to pan him, but its really not any worse than most of what's out there.

How many of you assholes have "Laffy Taffy" as your ringtones? You people need enemas. Don't believe the hype (positive or negative) and have your own goddamned opinions.

Posted by: sebastian_M at 12/22/05 3:01 PM | Reply
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Fuck Federline and fuck Diego

Posted by: red man at 12/22/05 8:45 PM | Reply
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oh, man what the hell. This reminds me of R. kelly's trapt in the closet. ITs B-S but you'll listen b/c it does suck and ya just wanna make fun of it. unfortunatly this a-hole is gonna make money off the sheer curiosity of people who can't wait to see the next attempt at a fool tryin g to be. serious. why can't he just dance stay dancing, yr not tough you have no talent and maybe ya should write lyrics b/c freestyling is a joke when it comes to a statement yr trying to make from yr life of fantasy .r*

Posted by: jason crozier at 12/22/05 9:29 PM | Reply
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f**k yall haterz!
juz coz youz cant rap .. it haz a good beat n good lyrics so juz shut ur motherf****n mouths!

Posted by: yo at 12/24/05 2:49 AM | Reply
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Fuck Yo and Federlines sucks the beat suck n the lyrics fucking sucks.

Posted by: ghostkiller at 12/26/05 11:28 AM | Reply
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After reading all these comments, it's no wonder the world is the way it is. So many of you have such harsh words, unnecassary racial comments, and using God's name in vain. I agree, the poor guy doesn't know what he is doing. And alot of the things might be true about his relationship with his wife, but why so much hate..?? Anger..?? What do you care?? Who are we to judge?? There is only one judge and one day he will come down and judge all of us. Just have fun with it, some of the comments where hilarious. Bashing Bush is not gonna bring our troops home, racial comments are not gonna make us look at each other as one, and all this negativity is not going to stop this album from coming out. Just pray for him and his family and hope he does something worthy of himself, and his childrens sake. May God bless you...even if you don't believe in him.

Posted by: care1981 at 12/27/05 5:20 PM | Reply
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I think B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted had a hotter hit than this.

Posted by: Sammy at 12/27/05 5:49 PM | Reply
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no wonder why he didnt want his stuff to leak....he must have been trying to do the world a favor

Posted by: faris at 12/27/05 6:52 PM | Reply
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THIS GUY IS A DUMB FUCKIN FOREIGHNER THAT CANT EVEN SPIT SLANG RIGHT------ YO I GOT A BETTERLINE BOUT K FEDERLINE--UNLEASH DA 9 IN THA DOME N SPINE TILL ITS SPILLIN PORTUGEISE WINE TILL THA UNBORN START CRYIN---DOG IM DYIN TO SEE U SHITALK ON B.E.T.--VISIT THE MURDA MITTEN AND GET CELEB MURDA'D IN THA D E T...PEACE FAGGOT--DECEASED FAGGOT---METROSEXUAL FASHION BI SEXUAL---ASS FUCK U WIT A BLADE LACED DILDO-TILL U USING AN ASS TAMPON LIKE BRITTZ PILLOW...LOL

Posted by: DETROIT TRASHMAN at 12/27/05 6:56 PM | Reply
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I am pretty damn positive that "K-Fed" calls the paparazzi the "Pavarotti" because he can't spell! This white trash reject (yeah the trailer park doesn't even want to claim him as one of their own) has just put the seal of approval on his insipid reality of pathetic life! I would rather listen to a bag of cats fighting over his liver for a few hours before I would ever spend money on his album. Not, that any of us though Brittany was a lyrical or even vocal genius, however, compared to her husband she must feel really good about her "talents"! What an ASS CLOWN!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jen at 12/27/05 7:34 PM | Reply
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That is just about the worst crap I have ever heard. My ears are still bleeding!! Why does everyone these days think that they can sing? This guy can hardly dance, and now he thinks he can rap?? That is ridiculous! What's even more ridiculous is the dumba** who told him he sounded good. Just because you are married to Britney doesn't mean you deserve a record deal. Guess its just fitting in with all the rest of today's music...no one has to actually work to get a record deal. Back in the day you actually had to prove yourself. Back then none of this whack sh*t would ever be put out! What is the world coming to? Hey, I bet I could go get a contract right now. I know my rhymes is tighter than that whacka** Kevins!!! Please people do the world a favor and DO NOT buy this stupid crap and maybe he will see what a retard he is!

Posted by: joemanda at 12/27/05 7:37 PM | Reply
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Sign me up for 12 copies!

Posted by: Billy Badass at 12/27/05 7:41 PM | Reply
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This guy SUCKS!!!!! First of all hes an a** off the bat. He had a babys momma at home and prego and hooks up with Britney a.k.a. meal ticket, and splits! Hes scum. Not that Im a fan of Britney Spears or anything but the boy has to be packing something in the trousers department inorder to have her so damn dumb and blind. Now this wanna be is releasing a record not long after their hook up! HMM! I think all of us poor as women out here can see the truth to this guy. Are all rich girls dumb??? The boy can't sing. He must be good as hell in bed cuz he was broke, and untalented before hooking up with Britney.

Posted by: Jennifer at 12/27/05 8:09 PM | Reply
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I heard 50 is signing him to G-unit...

Posted by: jersey fresh at 12/27/05 8:13 PM | Reply
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yo k-fag dont quit your day job... ooops i forgot your a leach britney takes care of u'r bum-ass

Posted by: griprok at 12/27/05 8:18 PM | Reply
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Proof positive that you can make an album if you've got a casio and a tape recorder. I think I'll go lay down some tracks right now.

Posted by: G_Money at 12/27/05 8:55 PM | Reply
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Fuck Yo and Federline lyrics suck

Posted by: ghostkiller at 12/27/05 9:20 PM | Reply
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I cant believe all you HATERS! I heard this for the FIRST time and was feeling it. His style is tight, the beat is banging. Man I know yall some haters, you got to give it to him, its good. And he most likely has a good market to pitch it too. I dont like 90% of the rap on the radio. Trust me, this guy has skills, and if you wrote music like I do, you would know it!

Posted by: chris at 12/27/05 9:59 PM | Reply
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better than jay-z

Posted by: k fed at 12/27/05 11:13 PM | Reply
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His rhymes gave me an interesting mix of laughter and nausea. I don't know whether to show my friends or burn my computer. It was a little like missy elliot did a beat for a video game, and then bubba sparx tried to freestyle while he was having a seizure. He skips beats, and sometimes misses them completely.

The funny thing is they brag about the fact that "he doesn't even write his rhymes," like we wont believe it. I think that's pretty clear, because if he had written them down, he would have heard it in his head and beaten himself senseless already.

My boy's been spittin rhymes for years now and hes just startin to get recognized. His first freestyle was better than this k-fed bullsh1t. This sh1t doesn't belong in the same category as jay-z, biggy, nas, dre, diddy, 50, em, mobb, busta, the wu, cypress hill. Come on... how low is the music industry gonna sink? This sh1t would never have gotten recorded if he wasn't Mr. Spears.

PS - I don't even know what to say about the pavarotti thing.

Posted by: wwhhoooaaa at 12/27/05 11:17 PM | Reply
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if suck were gold k-fed would be fort knox

Posted by: EZ at 12/28/05 12:14 PM | Reply
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I have two words for the sperm donor.

Rhythmically challenged.

That was just foul.

Posted by: Jes at 12/28/05 1:48 PM | Reply
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Egads! We've just witnessed Mr. Spears laying a godzilla-sized turd!

Posted by: DJ at 12/28/05 2:06 PM | Reply
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Im not sure what you are are talking about,this comidian is probably one of the funniest guys i have ever heard. You should really let him continue his art and bring joy and laughter to the people of the world.

Posted by: Jordan McBride at 12/28/05 3:39 PM | Reply
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HAHAHAHAHA, you faggots actually sat down and listened to his song. I didnt fall for that trick

Posted by: John Stockton at 12/28/05 3:53 PM | Reply
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Who is Kevin Federline?

Posted by: Kingsville at 12/28/05 4:00 PM | Reply
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I couldnt hear all the lyrics, because i didnt wanna turn it up too loud cuz someone might had caught me listening to it, but what i heard was so disturbingly horrific that it literally gave me goosebumps......Yet a must hear more

Posted by: WOW at 12/28/05 4:07 PM | Reply
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.....WTF was that shit! I'm white and I'm embarrassed for our whole fucking race.....wtf...that was a white guy tryin to be fifty, eminem, tupac..and EVERY other one...damn i can't wait untill the rappers start rippin that poser bitch apart.. HA! he sucks BALLS

Posted by: Paigey at 12/28/05 4:17 PM | Reply
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Im sure I heard worse, I just dont know where. How can you call that music, Oh well, he still has Britneys money

Posted by: karma at 12/28/05 4:49 PM | Reply
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hmmmm....lackluster to say the least... the beat isnt HORRIBLE..but it surely aint the best think i ever heard... with the right flow...it COULD be tight..unfortunatley that flow isnt commin from K Fed....

Posted by: The Truth.... at 12/28/05 5:14 PM | Reply
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You must remember that this dude never has been in a booth before and for puttin out some rhymes like this is whats expected. The problem with all of u is that you cant flow never tried and when you first start you arent a fuckin inspiration like Jay-Z. K-Fed is just tryin to express himself and I give him props enough for that

Posted by: M-Peezy at 12/28/05 5:29 PM | Reply
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it sounds like k fed's got a thick cock in his mouth when hes rapping this.. if i was britney spears, i'd buy a strap on and bone k fed in the ass for this gay shit.

Posted by: jack mehoff at 12/28/05 10:22 PM | Reply
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Wow, he's like the William Hung of the rap world. At least he'll make it big as a joke and sell lots of records. People can use his record as a weapon of torture and he'll even get a movie deal.

Posted by: Wowwie at 12/28/05 10:43 PM | Reply
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That's just straight up embarassing for him. Poor guy is trying to start making some of his own money rather than living off his wifey. The rap is horrible.... but if there was someone with a little experience behind the mic, they'd make the beats sound a lot better. K-Fed (aka. daddy??) needs to give it up. Sorry homeboy.... you're just not blessed with it.

Posted by: Angie at 12/28/05 11:16 PM | Reply
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The beat was nice, the words very simplistic...someone said "he's no JayZ" c'mon he's not even Will Smith. But it was better than I thought it might be (because of the beats) - makes u realize how truly talented guys like, Jigga, Eminem, and Rakim really are.

Posted by: Dj Knice at 12/29/05 9:26 AM | Reply
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HAHAHA PATHETIC "PEOPLE ALWAYS ASKING WHENS THE RELEASE DATE" HAHAHAH FUCKING PATHETIC

Posted by: HAHAHH at 12/29/05 4:28 PM | Reply
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i cant believe he thinks he has an ounce of talent .he is a broke ass unemployed former back up dancer who is using britney spears money to make a name for himself ...and that name is white trash wanna be wigger!!!what a joke he is nauseating to look at and his music is crap..please britney dump his ass and make him get a respectable job and take care of his kids!!!!

Posted by: kerry at 12/30/05 3:54 PM | Reply
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My 12 year old son came in during the playing of the song. Without looking at the computer screen, he winced, cocked his head to the side and proclaimed kfeds freshman offering "the worst song I have ever heard". Then he continued to the kitchen for some cheese cubes. If a 12 year old hates the song after only a couple of lines, what makes all you hardcore ass kissers believe this album will be a hit? It sucks plain and simple. He is just another example of mediocrity gone wild. Britney spurned this new age of talentless scum that proliferates my radio dial, and you fuckers with the "street cred" lingo and white guys with braids continue to try and convince me that their bad music ain't bad. Well, it is and I am not that stupid.

Posted by: Jon "The Hater" at 12/30/05 6:28 PM | Reply
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i'm guessing that Sean Preston did the background beat on his Fisher Price toys. Poor Britney. As if she didn't have enough to try explain to the public, now she has this dope to answer for.

Posted by: Vicki L at 12/30/05 7:05 PM | Reply
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ALL you people are just jealous of kevin federline,kevin I like your song and keep it up,I can't wait for your album to come out,I'll suport you and go out and get the album,your so fuckin fine, all the people on here are haters,he don't care what you losers think of him,did you see his site and like he said yall ain't ready for him,he's gonna blow up on the charts and if he don't i'll still be his fan always,luv ya kevin

Posted by: kimmy at 12/31/05 3:13 AM | Reply
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HATERZ WILL HATE, IMAGINE IF ONE OF YOU PEOPLE MADE A SONG YOU THOUGHT ROCKED OR KICKED ASS-OR EVEN THE WAY YOU DRESS, AND PEOPLE BASH YOU. NOT *EVERYONE* IS GONNA LIKE IT EITHER, YOU ONLY HATE AND MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE TO FEEL BETTER, HELL IF HIS WORK SUCKZ, JUST TURN IT OFF AND GO ON ABOUT WITH YOUR LIFE. LET HIM DO HIS THING. NOBODY'Z HATIN ON YOU FOR AT SOME HOBBY YOU ENJOY. GIVE THE MAN SOME RESPECT. DAMN.

Posted by: JukeBox at 01/01/06 2:49 AM | Reply
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I hear that every time you play this an Angle gets a venereal disease

Posted by: Mike at 01/01/06 3:47 AM | Reply
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Lay of the crack and realize Kev.. You don't have the talent. If you worked for me i'd tell you-You're fired!

Good luck kid you might want to try acting.. but then again...

Posted by: Donald Trump at 01/01/06 4:32 AM | Reply
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This shit really sucks ass. I was kinda hoping this loser actually had some talent. NO CHANCE. Just goes to show money cant buy talent, at lease not what it would take to make this wanna be listenable. What a waste of a download. I hope nobody actually buys this crap!! He makes Vanilla Ice seem like a lyrical god.

Posted by: LoSpo at 01/01/06 3:58 PM | Reply
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can soeone please tell me a website i can go to in order to listen to the song? thanks

Posted by: susan at 01/01/06 5:36 PM | Reply
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Fuck all of you k-fag lover, he's a piece of shit, he can even sing for one, he suck at trying. You can find unknown artist that write there own lyric and sound a whole lot better then this fuck loser. He nothing but a dead beat daddy who can pay child support, by the way, all he is and will ever be is a "BACK UP DANCER".
suck on this nuts loser.

Posted by: Jack-o at 01/01/06 6:17 PM | Reply
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he suck

Posted by: Shawn at 01/01/06 6:18 PM | Reply
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BAAAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Branna at 01/01/06 10:19 PM | Reply
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If we could just get K-Fed together with B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted, aww-yeeeah - it would be off the heezie fo sheezie. I'd bounce it in my flippity ftoppity flu. I'm just glad to see that there are some real gangstas out there, straight out da hood (Britney Spear's hood) who are keepin' it REAL.

Posted by: Dr. Poon at 01/02/06 2:16 AM | Reply
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this is the wost song ive ever fuckn heard. OMG i seriously cant belive its this bad. jesus christ! im embarresed FOR him. jus kill that loser. music is not a joke...

Posted by: mike at 01/02/06 10:40 AM | Reply
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Oh My GOD!!! i cant believe this wanna be rapper is actually tring to rap...i hope eminem hears it so he can talk some realllll sense in him...i listened to one of his songs and i just about shit my pants.....like TALENT we need TALENT!!! The only reason we hear of this retard is because hes dating Britney Spears...without her he'd be nothing....this guy need a REALITY CHECK...GET A HAIR CUT AND A JOB!!

Posted by: kelsey at 01/02/06 3:24 PM | Reply
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this is so cooool!!! we're from iceland, and we know what's hot!
cousin'
we can't wait for this shit! it's awesome!


Posted by: Valdimar Garðar Guðmundsson & Geir Helgi Birgisson at 01/02/06 5:13 PM | Reply
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Hahaha! This guy is has definitly some psycological problem! He is in DENIAL! He is NOT and WILL NEVER BE a singer/rapper/famous for his music or whatever shit he tries to do to be on the cover of any celeb gossip mag. He is simply Britney's useless husband who thinks he is black! That is an offense to my fellows African Americans!
Po-po-pozao is nothing but SHIT. If anyone of you had ever been to Rio de Janeiro, you would know that the word POPOZAO means BIG BUTT in portuguese slang, and his song is nothing but a copy carbon of every trashy song recorded and played in those Brazilian Funk Parties at the favelas.
FYI: the Brazilian funk is considered SHIT,the opposite of creme de la creme,it is like shit of the pig-infested-with-parasites-shit,something REALLY BAD even for Portuguese speakers.
Why Britney, WHY?

Posted by: Naynay at 01/02/06 6:53 PM | Reply
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Probably the worst flow I heard since Madonna on her American life album

& I'm not feeling the beat either

Posted by: Dandy at 01/03/06 8:43 AM | Reply
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Come on Kevin baby.. u can do better then that.. my dog raps better then you... stick to shaking that ass of yours (_\_) (_/_) (_\_) Shake that ass of yours!!!

lool

Posted by: Vintage at 01/05/06 3:32 AM | Reply
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Whoever said that this song has good lyrics has rocks in their head. It seems as if this style is de-evolving the rap genre with pointless self-centered no-sense lyrics layed over almost used-by beats (There are plenty of these songs out there too). For a (Back-up) dancer, his rap-riddim hits the other end of the spectrum (yin-yang, rhythm/no-rhythm). Its like watching a redneck dance to bruce springsteen. If this music is the 2008 style I may aswell start recording my farts into a microphone, stockpiling them until then because to be quite honest, I could pull a better song out of my ass!

Posted by: Kurt at 01/05/06 5:31 AM | Reply
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ok i luv the beat on the 2 tracks that have been released "Popozao" an "ya'll Ain't ready" but lets face it he has an annoying trait whch gives me headaches i have never had the need to take stemitil, tonopran, and midol before, really bad migrane pains a disclaimer should be placed on all his music stating the side effects of listening to it yet strangely enough if he gets signed K. Fed. is actually gonna be big. so go for it man just please dotn release anymore sample tracke and keep out of the news i kinda tired of seeign u on my tv screen and my comp. monitor..

Posted by: Kori Alexander at 01/08/06 1:12 PM | Reply
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Ok, I'm going to give an honest review. It sounds VERY elementary and like someone fooling around in their basement... just playing with the equipment. Also, that person is imitating all the other real rappers that he's heard and not doing a very good job at it. Surely, he can't think that people will be downloading that to their ipods. He has way too much time on his hands and too much of Britney's money to spend. He should stick to what he does best.... making babies!

Posted by: keia at 01/09/06 11:55 AM | Reply
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That was awful....i'm ashamed to be white.

Posted by: Brandi at 01/09/06 8:49 PM | Reply
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this song sounds like a drunk care bear thats singin rite next to a care bear flushin the toilet ( thats seriously what the beat sounds like)

he needs to die....like noww

Posted by: Ymo at 01/09/06 9:57 PM | Reply
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I am a firm believer in court sterilizing and Kevin F. is reinforcing my beliefs. What kind of a loser puts a few samples down, tries to rap 7 or 8 lines of crap and then has the nerve to call it a "song". This is by far the WORST noise I have ever tortured my ears with in a long time. He needs to get a real 9-5 job, start paying child support on his own, and stop reproducing in the gene pool. (p.s. what is up with the ugly corn rows in his hair). OK, I am done:)

Posted by: bllonde at 01/15/06 12:32 PM | Reply
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FUCK K-FED WHAT A BITCH ASS HOMO USING HIP-HOP AS INCOME, I MEAN HE DOESNT HAVE ANY EXPERIENCES RAPPING OR WHATEVER, WHAT A FUCKING NEXT VANILLA ICE

FUCK K-FED

PLEASE EVERYONE DO ME A FAVOR, DO NOT BUY HIS RECORDS, DO NOT BUY HIS RECORDS, THANK YOU! IF HE SELLS, MAKES IT GOLD, PLATINUM OR WHATEVER, THEN IT'S THE PAIN TO HIP-HOP, HE AN ENEMY TO HIP-HOP, FUCK K-FED THAT BITCH ASS WHITE MOTHAFUCKIN K-FED SHOULD GET SHOT BOTH IN HIS ARMS AND LEG

Posted by: FUCK K-FED at 01/17/06 12:23 AM | Reply
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Fuck this let bitch k-fag that sorry ass wanna be rapper, the only reason why you get all this attention is from that so call hoe of yours and that it, with out her monkey ass you would be another back up dancer flipping burger at burger king, simply put it this way you’re a loser then and still a loser now. What a waste, SLAP ON THIS NUTS BIA BIA.

Posted by: jack at 01/17/06 1:23 PM | Reply
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Fuck this let bitch k-fag that sorry ass wanna be rapper, the only reason why you get all this attention is from that so call hoe of yours and that it, with out her monkey ass you would be another back up dancer flipping burger at burger king, simply put it this way you’re a loser then and still a loser now. What a waste, SLAP ON THIS NUTS BIA BIA.

Posted by: jack at 01/17/06 1:23 PM | Reply
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I think I saw him in a gay porno.

Posted by: micheal at 01/18/06 10:47 AM | Reply
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yo k-fag when your album doesn't sell and your fag ass just wasted a bunch of that hoe money and she need a shoulder to cry on let me know, i while treat her really good if you know what i mean sucka, get fuck up bitch. by the way pay some child support with your own money nigga be a man jerk off.

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yall are gonna hate this but...when Eminem first came out, he couldn't ride a beat to save his white ass life...at least this dude got some rhythm....I know niggaz that can't rhyme on beat so I at least gotta give him that....stop hatin...cuz if someone said "I'll give you 10 million to fuck brittany spears for a couple years"... we would all be there!...bitches too!

Posted by: schindler at 08/18/06 3:38 AM | Reply
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OMG! his voice sounds so nasty too. i swear, i'm watching him right now on the teen choice awards and he can't even bounce on beat. omg, have mercy! omg just someone please stop him. omg, have mercy!

Posted by: Shia at 08/20/06 9:59 PM | Reply
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I have not actually listened to it nor would I ever listen to that shit. I just wanted to say that K-Fed is the reason abortion remains legal!

Posted by: j at 08/22/06 9:52 AM | Reply
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Posted by: genius at 08/22/06 1:38 PM | Reply
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Fuck Everyone Who Likes K-fed

T.i

or G-unit

i would name more but mainstreme rap is bullshit and anyone who likes it should hang them

Posted by: Killah at 08/22/06 3:03 PM | Reply
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Here's what I'd rather do than listen to K-Fed rap:

Take a hot clothes Iron and put it on top my head till it burns through my hair and my scalp is like a sticky glue stuck to the bottom of the Iron. Then maybe take a pot of Boiling Water off the stove, and throw it on my head till I develop fresh warts over the majority of my face. If I see the K-Fed album anywhere close by, I'd take the sharp edge of a Crow-Bar and place it above my d*ck, then I would beat it with a 5 pound hammer until I see pieces of my member flying across the room. I would then ask my dog to piss on my incapacitated body, and hope it drags me off to the alley to be eaten or humped by it's Dog Friends, with rabies.

I think that would be better.

Posted by: Oren G at 08/22/06 4:26 PM | Reply
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steaming pile of diz-nung for sheezy.

Posted by: david bammer at 08/22/06 5:15 PM | Reply
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There's nothing worse in the music world in my eyes than a whack ass rapper who thinks he's an Emcee. I caught a horrid glimpse of Should be Career Dead K-Fed on CNN this morning, and I couldn't close my mouth. After hearing how whack the track and his licks were, I hearby certify that "Laffy Taffy" is the greatest Hip-Hop record of all time.

G.O.2

Posted by: G.O.2 at 08/22/06 6:01 PM | Reply
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Is it K-Fed or F-ked

Posted by: nacazo at 08/22/06 10:39 PM | Reply
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Someone please explain because I don't understand...Anyone can put together a show with a beat to it, but he can't sing which was painfully obvious to my ears, he even had to have someone else start the singing first to get the crowd going-who by the way was a way better singer than he was!(I suppose he's not stupid) but if he's a dancer, why didn't he use some of those skills to keep us entertained, and maybe convince us he at least has some talent? Seriously, I was more interested in watching his back up dancer/singer than I was him! Oh well, I guess Britney's got enough money to keep "her man" kevin in the spotlight for awhile, for sure WAY longer than most of us would like. The only reason he has gotten this far is because of her, which I am sure he knows, or he would have left her by now for someone else who could help him advance his "career" if that's what you want to call it. I think it's all very sad, and just shows what a looser he is. Let's hope Brittney wises up some day, and see's him for what he really is...A USER! Let's just hope she still has her career when she does, because she actually had to earn hers!

Posted by: Danette at 08/23/06 12:16 PM | Reply
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U SUCK!!!!!OMG!!!!STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE EMINEM!!! U SUCK!!!LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO DO U THIBNK U ARE!!AND DONT LISTEN TO G-UNIT!!!THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOUR EARS!!!!GOD!!!!GO KISS GARRID S!!!!!GOD!!!!

Posted by: michelle at 08/25/06 3:20 PM | Reply
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Al of u k-fed haters can go breeze out yh? dnt b hatin or dissin him cos hez a white rapper!

He can rap n his music is awesome...have ya'll heard 'americas most hated' now dat is a phat tune
its banging man!

ya'll just wait till he releases more tunes...

BiG UP K-FED MA SEXY BOY!

Posted by: $hady at 09/04/06 11:14 AM | Reply
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K FED SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE SONGS ARE WORSE THEN CRAP!!!!!!!

Posted by: TIM at 09/05/06 10:35 PM | Reply
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Posted by: stancho at 09/17/06 8:44 AM | Reply
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Posted by: stancho at 09/17/06 8:44 AM | Reply
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People should respect a man who can turn 2003 sexest woman alive, into a overweight hillbilly slut. All that bitch does is pump gap tooth banjo playin hicks into this already over populated world

Respect K-Fed

Posted by: K-Fed crew at 09/19/06 6:39 PM | Reply
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Who would be in K-Fed crew, you would have to be retarded. This boi can't rap!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Fed fans at 09/19/06 6:54 PM | Reply
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i heard 1 song cuz i heard how bad it is...
i cant believe a record company would produce that shit. that is the most embaressin thing i have ever heard..n i was jus listenin 2 it..if i were him id shoot myself in the head.

Posted by: alex at 09/20/06 2:19 AM | Reply
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ARGHHHHHHHHH! What a Fuck face! the only people who like this eminem wanna be are horny little teenybopping sluts/Fags. He's such a little bitch even britney hates him cause he's a skanky little fuck. But on the bright side y'all got to see britney spears pussy :)

Posted by: West at 10/06/06 7:28 PM | Reply
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baboy bitch britney?!!! what love your you son idiot msn libyby aliens shit break!!!

Posted by: MARK LUTHER DIMAANO ROSAL at 10/21/06 2:46 AM | Reply
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You know...everything about this guy wreaks of Vanilla Ice. His looks, manure..isms, the way he dresses and the way he dances.Everything is just like Vanilla Ice back in the day.Has anyone else noticed this?Even his facial expressions mimik Vanilla Ices'.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at 10/27/06 12:40 AM | Reply
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While the grass grows the horse starves. Charity.

Posted by: Charity at 10/27/06 5:37 PM | Reply
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a vain, silly, transparent coxcomb with out either solid talents or a solid nature.

Posted by: juice at 11/01/06 10:21 AM | Reply
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this is not a cd to be tossed aside-but thrown down with great force.

Posted by: juiceman at 11/01/06 10:30 AM | Reply
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Yeah Everyone just talk shit on the next star to come out and become richer and more successful then any of you on here.. I LOVE IT, you eat your own shit the moment you start shitting. If you dont get it, you never will, so leave it alone. You should all get some fresh air sometimes.

Posted by: criminal at 11/01/06 8:21 PM | Reply
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great album,I love it,keep up the good work kevin and people hate on you cause you made it and they sitting at home being jealous of you
luv ya k fed,I am listening to your album right now I can't put it down*smile*

Posted by: kimmy at 11/03/06 8:38 PM | Reply
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great album,I love it,keep up the good work kevin and people hate on you cause you made it and they sitting at home being jealous of you
luv ya k fed,I am listening to your album right now I can't put it down*smile*

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Posted by: Elias at 11/07/06 1:24 PM | Reply
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** that is the most embaressin thing i have ever heard..
Posted by: alex at September 20, 2006 2:19 AM
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The most (as you say it) embaressin thing you ever heard was from all your girlfriends just before sex when you got naked.

This album is pretty good minus the opening track. Just because most of you people never made it to your dream job because you too lazy don't knock him.

Posted by: Daryl at 11/08/06 12:10 AM | Reply
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The world will soon see the end of KFED, Ex-Mr.Britney Spears. This guy has NO talent and is basically white trash who happen to be the right place at the right time... Britney final woke up and saw that this idiot is a loser and needs to go back under the rock he came from...

Posted by: KFED Sucks and will be dead broke at 11/10/06 8:49 PM | Reply
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well one thing for sure .. it makes a great coaster....thanks K fed

Posted by: trish at 11/11/06 4:39 AM | Reply
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Veteran game show host Bob Barker is stepping down from hosting The Price is Right after 35 years...

Posted by: Malik Whitney at 11/12/06 9:40 AM | Reply
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geez louise k fed what are u thinking, ur music sorry to say but it really sucks. whats this whole thing about 2008 di u really think your music will last. good luck

Posted by: angie at 11/12/06 9:00 PM | Reply
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I really enjoyed it, I think kevin if going places in the rap world. Keep up the good work Kevin.

Posted by: Greg at 11/12/06 11:41 PM | Reply
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This album SUCKS!!!! You will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER be a good rapper go back to your hole where you came from we dont wanna hear anymore PLEASE!!!!

Posted by: Jessamyn at 11/13/06 11:54 AM | Reply
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K-Feds cd was amazing, all you jerk offs that were jeakous of him because he took the easty way out and married someone rich should get over it. you know you would have done the same thing. America's most hatted is a great song,and no one can deny that. I wanna here more. Keep in mind too, He's on the front lines dodgin camera's like this one ime , "he can't even chill in this californa sun shine but it's ok i got somthing for you , i'm handing out ass kicking like daplomas!" 5 stars great shit lose control is a good song 2. K- Keds #1 fan right here , i'll fight anyone that doesn't like him.

Posted by: Po at 11/15/06 9:22 PM | Reply
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i think that kevin federline is so bad. He dosent deserve a record deal. I hope that he dont make it and he dosent sell any albums because of what he has done to brittany and used her like he did.

Posted by: Tiffany Murphy at 11/16/06 2:14 PM | Reply
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i think that kevin federline is so bad. He dosent deserve a record deal. I hope that he dont make it and he dosent sell any albums because of what he has done to brittany and used her like he did.

Posted by: Tiffany Murphy at 11/16/06 2:14 PM | Reply
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Wealth is nothing without health... Andrew

Posted by: Andrew at 11/29/06 11:45 AM | Reply
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pjzwkyvfq fbyo txokb xdhno rega bapnu hyms

Posted by: dgsz tfqagdr at 12/02/06 8:33 AM | Reply
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Ok! Dont start dissin some other persons fuckin music, i'm sure he was happy he got a damn song! and plus its kind of created that he thought of it and that he got it to go w/ the super mario bro's theme song.. i'm not saying i LOVE the song and i'm not saying i HATE it either... i think its pretty good, i'm not gunna go off sayin omg he rox so hardcore because first.. i'm not into rap it SUX, and second, half of it is sexism anyway, and who the fuck wants to listen to shit like that.. ok maybe i shouldn't be dissing rap because some people love it but still, look at it this way, point out things he could do better, or things you didnt like about him, he could get better, i'm not asking for shit like "saving the world" "making our would a better place" type of shit but come on, dissing is bull shit and it really can hurt, i hate when people talk behind my back or say shit bout me, but i dont care, and i'm sure you hate when people say shit bout you so dont say shit about others, i dont see why i'm waisting my time on this so bye

Posted by: anti-label-rocker at 12/17/06 3:44 AM | Reply
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Ok! Dont start dissin some other persons fuckin music, i'm sure he was happy he got a damn song! and plus its kind of created that he thought of it and that he got it to go w/ the super mario bro's theme song.. i'm not saying i LOVE the song and i'm not saying i HATE it either... i think its pretty good, i'm not gunna go off sayin omg he rox so hardcore because first.. i'm not into rap it SUX, and second, half of it is sexism anyway, and who the fuck wants to listen to shit like that.. ok maybe i shouldn't be dissing rap because some people love it but still, look at it this way, point out things he could do better, or things you didnt like about him, he could get better, i'm not asking for shit like "saving the world" "making our would a better place" type of shit but come on, dissing is bull shit and it really can hurt, i hate when people talk behind my back or say shit bout me, but i dont care, and i'm sure you hate when people say shit bout you so dont say shit about others, i dont see why i'm waisting my time on this so bye

Posted by: anti-label-rocker at 12/17/06 3:45 AM | Reply
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I THINK K-FED IS JUST A GREAT BIG FUCKING PUSSY
WHO THINKS HE IS ALL THAT!

Posted by: BEATNGU at 01/01/07 9:24 PM | Reply
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k-fed is great....popozao!

Posted by: milston at 01/17/07 5:56 PM | Reply
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WHO THE FUCK DOES K-FED THINK HE IS!hE IS CUTE BUT HE AINT GOT SHIT BUT A FUCKED UP WHO WOULD EVEN HELP HIM RECORD AN ALBUM!HE AINT NUTHIN BUT A GOLDIGGER BEATCH!

Posted by: FREDA at 06/02/07 12:20 AM | Reply
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the link is inactive!!!!is the full song?

Posted by: Joe at 07/06/07 4:42 AM | Reply
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fuck kevin federline i listen to his album and i wanted to kill myself

Posted by: Mike at 08/25/09 1:36 PM | Reply
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Did K-fed and Vanilla Ice had baby. K-fed cheated on britney spears with vanilla ice they want about a year .

Posted by: John at 08/25/09 1:55 PM | Reply
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