Kevin Federline's Album Starts Leaking
How many of you heard that a postpartum Spears had heard K-Fed's finished tracks and wasn't impressed? And then said a silent prayer to the internet? Here you go.
Aaron sez: "Federline's been working on his album with Disco D. D was posting on the hollertronix.com message boards and everyone was hating on the concept so he posted up a sample from the album" (link dead)
K Fed - "Y'all Aint Ready" (MP3) (new, working link)
According to Disco D, Kev's stopped writing songs altogether. "[H]e doesnt even write anything down he just goes in and straight freestyles." And, um, in Portuguese on at least one track.
More Disco D: "You gotta understand the first song we did was the first time my man was ever in the booth. so he wrote 2 songs and then got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again."
At least the beat is hot.
Update: According to the Hollertronix boards, K-Fed actually is saying "Pavarotti": "I've been informed that's just K-Fed slang for papparazzi, he calls them Pavarottis in real life. that's his style..."
Update 2: Indeed, we were not ready for that. All the deep linking gave the server a fat headache, so we've replaced it with a YSI MegaUpload. Post your own in the comments.
Posted at 12:36 AM
Tags: Kevin Federline
"got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again." .. what a poser, he's no jay-z wtf
not feelin the beat
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Still, that beat is fuckin' brilliant compared to the retarded rhymes layered on top of it.
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what is this world coming to? k federline is an ass.
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might not be such a good look to hotlink that shit.
he DOES say Pavarotti instead of Paparazzi!
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I can't wait for the rappin' granny's diss record.
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bubba sparxx might sue.... what did the kfed jerk-off develop a drawl??
straight out the gate to two thousand and eight what what
it sounds like a bad fabolous impression at best and that's pretty bad
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And you're sure this isn't just something off Vanilla Ice's "Hard to Swallow" album? I'm about ready to start shaving stripes in my eyebrows.
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Now I know why there are no white trash rap records people actually hear.
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that's not hot.
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he makes crazy town look like M.O.B.
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Wow, K Fed being produced by hollertronix. It's like a Ferrari with a Geo engine. Seriously, this guy it a total tool.
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says alot when britney thinks your shit sucks...
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Wow. Are you KIDDING me? That sounds slightly familiar though... OH, wait! Naw, thats just me and my homies STONED and DRUNK out of our minds trying to rap to a video game beat!
Just one more thing to someday torture poor PMS Federline.
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ugh.
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all i have to say about this is "YEEHAW, GET'M YODLE OH." k-fed's album leak is not too dissimilar to some disgusting fast food sandwich sweating through the wrapper all over the table.
"now, all you have to do is walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment" - peter griffin on federline.
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umm... ew.
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umm... ew.
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He's right.. I ain't ready
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He has a lisp!
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Not that race is the reason, but all i keep thinking is:
acid in my bottle so i gotta get some mo'/put the pedal to the metal back to the liquor store/cus you know what i mean when i'm feelin kinda funky/i said honkey/straight throwin donkeys.
i think it's the forced voice and 1993 stylzzz.
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This has got to be a joke, right? Is he serious? Better yet, if he is serious, can we shoot him before he breeds? Oops, too late.
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Can some some clearify this? Does it say:
"back then they call me K.Fed/but you can call me Dad instead?"
Is this a song to his kid? Is he pulling a dare I say it...an Eminem?
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This makes those rapping attempts by sports stars look like serious stabs at artistic merit. Jesus.
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Paul, I could totally listen to "What's Up, Doc?" right now
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oh my gaaaawwwwwdddddd! laughable!
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That was bad. No further comment needed.
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Oh my god. I really do feel so bad for that poor little kid. Think about what kind of person would try to release a song like that. Just like the sense of inflated ego that you would have to have to do that and think it was good, and that you had the musical talent or vision to be successful. And then to have that person as a parent?? This kid is going to end up being so worthless and it's not even his fault.
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Oh my god. I really do feel so bad for that poor little kid. Think about what kind of person would try to release a song like that. Just like the sense of inflated ego that you would have to have to do that and think it was good, and to think that you had the musical talent or vision to be successful. And then to have that person as a parent?? This kid is going to end up being so worthless and it's not even his fault.
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Can somebody please find out why Luciano Pavarotti is chasing K-Fed? Ah, those Italians and thier wacky Vendettas.
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terrifying how much it reminds me of this guy...
http://www.johnnydangerous.net/HOME.html
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aren't some of these comments just knee-jerk reactions cause it's kevin? i really like the beat/production. okay the rapping is a bit silly but i think it's quite good. or at least not the steaming pile of dung i expected.
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wow! That was bad, his raps are generic and I don't think he has the vocab in his brain to put together a good rap. It's like patty cake patty cake bakers man, and I know that dead beat daddy doesn't know any nursery rhymes, so where did he get that pattern from??? Britney should buy him a dictionary, or better yet have someone else write his rhymes. The hook is the weakest part, which is really sad that should be the strongest part. There is a little something interesting in there, but it's probably just the production.
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I hope Disco D is getting well paid for this garbage...
http://www.thahiphop.com
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Are you kidding me? No wonder Britney laughed when she heard this crap...give it up buddy...
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well, if nothing else, it was worth downloading for the kitsch factor.
truly, that sucked. someone needs to remind kevin that not only is he white, but he raps like a white poser. i mean, even hot steppa was better than this.
the underlying production is pretty good, i will give it that, but it doesn't make up for the shittasticness of the rest of it.
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THAT SHYT IS HORRIBLE! AND WHAT'S THIS CRAP ABOUT HIM WATCHING FADE TO BLACK AND NOW NOT WRITING ANYTHING DOWN? ARE U F'IN KIDDING ME? HE COULD NEVER AND WILL NEVER BE ON JAY'S LEVEL..IT'S A TALENT THAT HE AINT' GOT. HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS DAY JOB..OH WAIT..HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE. MAYBE HE COULD CONTINUE JUST SHAKIN' THAT LIL AZZ..
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they should stop the leak before anything else escapes...
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ha ha...totally reminds me of vanilla ice!
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hey hey hey, i usually respect your points of view, BUTTTT ... "Tbe beat is not HOT" ... WTF ... are you on meds? ... this material sucks!
Play ICE BABY again ... that was a HOT BEAT!
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My ears are bleeding.
That is all.
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hahaha, the haters are right. shit does make crazy town sound like Mothers Opposing Bush. (...idiots...)
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He's got a lisp.
Oh yeah, and this sounds like shit.
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come on, the beat's not that terrible. it'd make a great ringtone.
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I am sorry to say who told Kevin the Loser he was a rap singer. Was he high on something thinking he would become a singer hahaha. Kevin please go back flipping burgers or better yet take care of Brittney or else you will be out the door for not being a good daddy.
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I think he sounds good, better than I thought he would, everyone is just haters, there jealous, this guy hit the jackpot of all time, Britney let him, we are want to be in his place, end of story, can't blame him for recording, at least he's motivated.
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You can call me Daddy? That line's going to be giving me nightmares for years to come. Thanks K-Fed
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These posts are hilarious.....you people rock..Kevin? is that your name? Just go...now, please...
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It sounds kind of like Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence decided to tone it down and become a rapper.
YOU'RE RIGHT KEVS I AIN'T READY!!!
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Is this dude for real, he and Vanilla Ice should collaborate. He needs to stick to dancing backup for real entertainers and no I don't mean Britney!
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I agree with jim; if this were an instrumental blasting inside a car stereo (somehow, I feel the beat was made with the car in mind) it would be hot.
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yeah, the first time I heard this I thought, "man, I hope this doesn't blast from cars all summer"
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It sounds like an Atari game.
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Who knew my transcription skills would come in so handy...
I should be saying keep my damn name outcha mouth but y'all people keep increasing my change amount
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna, I'm gonna sell bout two mill, fool, then I'm a-gonna
I know you wish you was in my position cuz I keep getting into situations that you wish you wuz in, cousin
I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I'm daddy, dude
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait 'cause people are always askin' me -- when's the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then, all these Pavarottis following me
Gettin' anxious, go take a peek, I'm starring in your magazine now every day of the week
Back, then, they call me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead...
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"you can call me daddy" just how many kids already calls the looser daddy? those are the only ones that will call him daddy besides his emotionally,needy, clingy daft wife of his.
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Oh. My. God. Um, that was horrific. You are right, the beat is not bad. He should be required by law to have no more children.
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it was better than i thought it would be
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worst rap ever
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It is cleat that money can't buy you talent. He's going down. Maybe he'll be famous somewhere else...like Hasselhof in Germany!
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HA. Pavarottis.
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omg. i cant even comment on it.
its going to be embarrassing for him when his wife sells another 10 million albums and he sells around 10.
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To quote Leonard Pinth-Garnell:
"Stunningly bad!"
"Monumentally ill-advised!"
"Perfectly awful!"
"Couldn't be worse!"
"Exquisitely awful!"
"Astonishingly ill-chosen!"
"Really bit the big one!"
Eminem should send K. Fed a gift basket for singlehandedly proving that not just any white guy can get up and rap...
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Worst rap since David Faustino (a.k.a. Bud Bundy) released a single way back when.
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sounds like k-fed has been listening to a little too much peaches. there is part in there that sounds just like a song from teaches of peaches--diddle my skittle maybe.
and yeah, im definitely not ready for k-fed.
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i'm gonna agree with devin on this one.
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Thanks for the snippet. Now I have the perfect song to commit suicide to.
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coolfer—
holy f.
i also thought,"i told ya" by d lil (david faustino)
until now, i was pretty damn sure i was the only one who could recall that one.
of course he had an excuse—his rap took place in 1992.
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This cannot be for real. It just can't.
I ALMOST feel sorry for him in advance of how badly this upcoming album is going to be reviewed/ridiculed.
But not quite.
I would rather hear "Doin' the Bartman" by Bart Simpson 100 times in a row then listen to K-Fed again.
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This was not nearly as bad as I had anticipated. Don't get me wrong - it is definitely bad, but I was expecting it to be SO much worse.
Besides, he needs to get the word out on what he's supposed to be called, yo - "momma's babies' punka$$, loafin', unemployed, worthless ex" is too tough for his kids to learn, and it's not like they're going to know to "call (him) Daddy" otherwise, right?
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Damn! Now Brittney's gonna have to spend more money just to buy 100,000 copies to make him think somebody gives a shit!
That shit wouldn't have sold back in 83 when that Atari beat WAS hot.
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i like how he wasnt my daddy in the beginning of the song and then in the end he was my daddy. oh lord!
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I thought it was HOT.....You all are HATERS!!!
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Well, at least I now know how to pronounce K-Fed.
The sonar blips are nice.
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WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
FUCKIN HORRIBLE
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What's with this "back then i was k-fed, now i'm daddy" stuff? Hasn't he been "daddy" to someone for a while now? I feel sorry for the kid(s?) he has with other women.
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eh, the true Fade to Black is by the musical gods known as "Metallica". Everything else can't cut it.
I didn't like it, it sounds like the porno track Paris Hilton got off to.
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WTF is a Papa-rah-tee?
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That was God awful, yet I crave more.
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Yes I think Jethro is a crass talentess opportunist but...with the right video producer he could have a hit.
The strip mall rats and double wides will appreciate his trashiness.
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WTF I expected just a LITTLE...OK...A LOT better. When they said BRit laughed at it i was like ok it aint that bad it cant be. But dern it if i wasnt wrong. He BEST NOT choose that as a first single, or a single period. He will screw up his music career b4 it even starts. He sounds like a wannabe Eminem...and the beat aint that good either. Hopefully he can make something better than that filth.
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Where is Eminem when we need him.
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You know what you guys? K.Fed just needs Milli Vanilli as back up on some tracks. I know that one of them is alive, and the old men who actually sang the tracks must need a job.
Put that shit on the radio and it will blow the fuck up.
I really should be a producer.
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wolf parade he aint.
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The only income the child of KFed and Brit is ever going to have will be residuals from advertisements as Planned Parenthood's spokesmodel.
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Umm, hello!! That beat actually sounds like farts. I'm not kidding listen again. I can't believe anyone would like that beat.....
and he of course is HORRIBLE.
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You're damn right i'm a hater, He'llbethenextEminem. K-fed's rhymes are weak, generic, lack originality, and the whole song screams "Look at me, I'm so fucking hardcore because someone gave me an album!" He's definitely the pride of Fresno. If your wife, who is just a notch above your trashiness, and makes rather mediocre but danceable music laughs at you, you've got a problem. That, or it says something about the level of sophstication of the music you like, He'llbethenextEminem.
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#1 Disco D is dope...i doubt any of you guys know who he is...
#2 If you knew anything about being a playa...youd never hate on homie...
The only reason i like the guy is because hes hittin britney...rollin a ferrari...spending her chips..
how can you hate on that? I give him mad props...
90% of hip hop is garbage...bad production..at least he has disco d...beat was better than most shit out...
dont hate the playa..hate the game...i doubt any of you got some....
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We quake in our gangsta undies, BASEONENINE.
I want those 52 seconds of my life back.
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OMG that shit is off the hook
Sign me up
Where can I get this Album???
Wow, words cannot describe the wonderous music i just heard.
K-Fed you rock my world.
Finally a good white rapper
So much better then eminem
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I feel violated.
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Wow, that was fucking scary. I truly thought it was a SNL spoof. Are you sure it's not? I can't believe they're really going to release this awful shit. It's worse than the MilliVinilli scandal back in the day!
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Man, you peeps are 2 mean. How bout giving a dude a break and some props 4 accomplishing something.
OK I'm kidding. It sucked.
Hope you got a prenup Brit. This guy ain't gonna be earning any cheddar.
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That was the funniest thing I have ever heard...I laughed so hard I think I peed my pants!
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ok. yeah. i didnt even care for the beat. i mean sure, it wasnt as bad as i thought it was. but it still wasnt good. If he wants to put out a lame azz album i say let him. Who cares what the chode does. not my problem. quit whining. the music sucks, get on with your egocentric lives, bad driving skills, and lung cancer.
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P.S. hot carl, dont lead KFed on like that. its mean.
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I didn't listen to the song but I'm sure it's not very good. Vote Republican. God Bless America!
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Shuttup Jeremy. America = Stewpid. Republicans are assholes. i sleep with your mom. KFed is cooler than your degraded IQ
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if it were anyone else, some record company would be shoving this down our thoats like it is the next big thing... this trash is not different then lots of other trash selling today... some 13y.o. is out there loving it
the beat was kind of nice though
he and Brit Brit need to go climb a mountain... and come back in about 6 years
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Wondering if he's planning on opening for Ashley Simpson.
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My god. What's up with that garbage ass beat too? Awful
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The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if Britney was rappin' along with him.
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What a HOMO!
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Lloyd Grove's column in the Daily News quotes some of these comments... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/story/361953p-308188c.html
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Lloyd Grove's column in the Daily News quotes some of these comments... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/story/361953p-308188c.html
Daddy's debut was greeted by a chorus of scathing reviews.
"That's not hot," wrote one Internet critic. "My ears are bleeding," noted another. "You're sure this isn't something off Vanilla Ice's 'Hard to Swallow' album?" asks a third. "I'm about ready to start shaving stripes in my eyebrows."
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Wow. That is awful. I would rather have the flu for a year than have to listen to that garbage ever again!
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I would rather have the avian flu that listen to that trash.... 52 seconds of my life i will never get back....i'm in such shock, i cant even trash this guy the way i wanna... ughhh
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Love Brittney & Kevin but this song just kills me! Do they actually think it sounds good??? He makes Will Smith sound like a lyrical genius!
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LOL.... What a waste of money... I predict some major beef with Eminem. See who told this white kid he could rap... Ohhh Brintey stop investing your money... Great Laugh thanks Stereogum..
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.
It sounds like Taylor Hanson trying to rap. Kevin...K-fug...whatever your name is...just STOP. NOW. *shudders*
This is so bad it's hilarious.
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What a complete joke! What is happening to this world we live in?? Geezus... if he makes a freakin dime off that crap I will be so damned mad. My dog can rap better than that. Why oh why did she marry that loser?
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That is the worst thing I ever heard!!!!! YUK!!! He is such a wanna B!!!
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It's so bad, he needs to be punished for it!
Ugh.
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That sucked. Somebody please cut my ear off with a rusty kitchen knife. That would be better than listening to that again
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What can I say about it that hasn't been said already by everyone above? Does he really, honestly believe someone will buy this crap? Yes, he's motivated, to do something..
But he should never, NEVER be allowed to go into a booth again.. unless they start letting, like, Shaq record again too. hell, why not let Jesse McCartney start "freestyling" rap?
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Kevin freeloaderline go back to what you do the best at being mr. brittney spears that is and a big sponger and freeloader you are so so confused when you thought you could rap sing or record this crap it gave me a migrane and I puked do yourself a favor and hang it up unless you enjoy making a fool of yourself
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He's got a fever -and the only cure is more cowbell.
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This guy is a loser among losers. He's leech and a no talent. What a waste of skin. Give it up Kevin before you humiliate yourself more.
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This guy is a loser among losers. He's a leech and a no talent. What a waste of skin. Give it up Kevin before you humiliate yourself more.
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Umm yeah............Kfed should make pornos with Britney like Paris.............I'm sure THAT would sell!
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i'm not sure it gets much worse than that trash
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K-fed should be shot and killed
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jeez... sounde like a some brittany spears shit in the background. kinda a cross between that and the soundtrack of beverly hills cop. learn how to rap and get a life you have a child now. you gets no respect .
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Where can i hear this song of kevins at!!!
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HOW BOUT NO!!!! WHAT A JOKE!!!!
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No, K Fed, I AIN'T ready. Thanks for the laugh though. I would really love a video. Just to see the look on his face while he's "rapping".
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hayyy yall this is gonna BE THE HIP HOP SONG OF 2006!!!!!!!!!!!! RAISE YA HANDS TO " DADDI FEDALINNNNNEEE" SEE HIS KIDS ARE GONNA BE RAISED ON WELFARE IN 2 MONTHS BRITTNEY ACTUally said she wanted to be supported by this wack rap game hahah thats just sad!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad he should stayed with his wanna be ex actress baby momma too
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I think he has a nice voice..... But this kind of music is not for him. Or maybe he should try some different lyrics.
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Look on the brightside, if you buy K-Fed's CD it might include a copy of K-Fed & Britney's homemade porno!
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JEALOUS ANYONE? It doesn't really matter what the kid sounds like. He's the luckiest man alive and his music and image will sell. He's not making records for you guys, he's making them for Britney's fans. Once he's styled and his videos are edited by Britney's people he'll be huge with tweens. He's selling videos on TRL, not live concerts. Ya'll just wait and see, if he can move he'll be most requested.
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omfg what the hell kevin just leave the god damn lyrics to britt...you can't do anything!!!!!
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One word: WACK! Give the boy a dictionary, thesaurus (and an atlas if it would help)!! When's the video coming out, cuz I sho' wanna see it on BET!
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Mark my words, if his garbage album gets released MTV is going to play the fuck out of his first video.
Life is terrible...
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Well - at least we know who the grammy for best new artist is going to. "Let me be your slavvvvvve - Daddy."
ewwww
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yes its sucks, but will it sell? you know it will, people are sheeple. mark my words, it goes platnum in a month.
example a: ashley simpson
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The words are so stupid?? I think he's the one that's not ready ....booooo
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Wow, i wish i was rich and white, oh wait i am, hey why don't i make a rap ablum?
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Of all the men in the world that her ass and money could buy, Britney choose THIS speciman's genetic material to reproduce. Why? Why? Why?
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~rocking back and forth,curled up in the fetal position~
"Find a happy place, find a happy place..."
I am going to need therapy to help me forget that crap.
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I'm speechless...that was just as bad as it comes I think. What made this "man" think he can actually rap??
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THE BEAT IS HOT. HIM... NOT SO MUCH.
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okay not to be mean because I honestly wanted to give it a fair shot but that was garbage! wtf was he thinking? I am almost...ALMOST speachless it was sooo UGH I am just shocked that somebody can be that wack. Don't even compare him to vanilla ice because we all know once apon a time we all were thumpin his junk but nobody and I mean nobody not even K-fed's wife, baby momma, and children will be playing this shit. EVER!!!
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He has no clue because of his over-inflated ego how bad he really is.....and if it weren'e for his wife, he wouldn't be getting even a quarter of the attention he's getting now. Sad sad sad
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"That was the suckiest suck that ever sucked"-Homer Simpson
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YOu are SOOOOO right...we aren't ready!
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Eww, that f-in' sucked. And did I hear a little Super Mario Bros beat in there?? I actually laughed out loud. Everything about that song blows.
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WOW.
Most retarded fucking track ever. No doubt it'll sell tho.
Pre-teens and faggots will lap it up.
http://s4.invisionfree.com/word
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this dude is fucking retarded.
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WOW...Didn't think they'd allow crap like that over the net without a warning advisory
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I hate it. Do you think your are cool rapper. All I know is that 2008 people just wana puke. I think we are glad that we arent in your pistion. That realy stinks
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Man! It wasn't that bad. And for the one who was doggin' on Republicans, democrats are the most unsupportive group of America. They should be shipped somewhere, maybe they should join the cast of Lost on some unknown island. Everytime one gets a chance to speak out on National television, they say "Bush hates black people" and that's when everyone is trying to focus on victims, not on Bush's reaction, when it was the local government that didn't strengthen the levees when they had raised all that money to do so. They spent it on other things. As far as Kenye West is concerned, he is a successful rich black male, so he has nothing to complain about. He never suffered from slavery. Ain't nobody's racist but him. And he can't even carry a tune, with lyrics like "get down girl go on get down" he sounds lazy, and that don't mean anything to anybody, I mean, what the hell is that?! You tell 'em 50 Cent! I say, keep your crap to yourself, no one wants to hear what he has to say about Bush, no one cares. I have 2 cousin's in Iraq, and they are doin a helluva job. Nobody can fathom what is going on over there, so it's nobody's place to say anything about it except for the troops themselves. To everyone that is unsupportive of our country's duties, you are "An American Idiot" and that is not something to be proud of!
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you guys all realize that we are all doing exaclty what he said in the verse
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Dayum. I'd buy that just to see how 'good' the rest of his songs are XD ha, we should all buy the album and go to a kareoke bar. that'd be fucking hilarious!
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OMG. That was embarrassing to listen to. I can't believe he went on and filled a whole album with that shit! Ya know, Brit can't sing but at least the studio can clean up the sound and make it bearable. "Daddy" K-Fed needs more help than the studio can give him...
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I haven't heard it yet, but from what u guys have said in your hilarious comments, it sounds AWFUL!!! When I heard he was gonna make a "rap" album, I freaked and shook my head violently in disgust. Before we know it, K-Fed and Paris Hilton will be doing a duet with Aaron Carter "rapping" the intro. That would be so frickin' scary...
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I defiantely hear the farts.
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Im not hating but still this is pathetic , all that shit he was talking was hillarious. Dunno what this little wannab rapper is even trying to be a rapper. The lyrics are just the worse ,i dont care if he was freestyling he sucks at that also or if it was his first time recording over the mic i dont care . All i know the people who gonna buy his album are middle school kids ,and well basically Britneys Spears audience buying his it also. I give him props for giving it a try but its not him and you wont sell 2 million record as it says in your lyrics. And i also see him trying to hook up with rappers like 50 cent or some others well knowns that already set their own ground in the hip hop community so he can get alot of peoples support but it aint gonna work. If they are people who is gonna kill hip hop/rap like when in the early 80s big sign "DISCO IS DEAD" his one of them that will start killing rap/hip-hop. Just stop trying to make a fool of yourself and stop bieng somebody your not even when u were a back up dancer back in the days u are still nothing
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yikes.
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Mandatory sterilization for Brit and K-Fed!!
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hahahahhahhahhahhahha! that sucks!
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You've got to be kidding!
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PPL TALKING ABOUT? KEVIN IS DA SHIT! THIS IS SOME PHAT RAPPING AND DA BEAT IS OF DA HOOK! YOU PPL ARE JEALOUS THAT HE IS SO TALENTED AND IS PORKIN' BRITNEY. Y'ALL WOULDN'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC IF IT HIT YA!!!
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ok so its complete garbage, but it will probably go straight to number one for the novelty factor alone... =P
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Here the lyrics I typed out to the song.
I should be sayin’ keep my damn name out your mouth
But yall people keep increasin’ my change (amount)
So
Go ahead and say what you wanna,
I’m gonna sell (gotcha milk fool gimmo mo gonna)
Uh
I know yall wish you was in my position
Cause I keep getting these situations that you wish you was in…cousin
I’m not yo’ uncle, not yo’ brotha I’m daddy dude
Steppin in this game and yall aint got a clue
My prediction is that yall gonna hate
On the style we create in straight 2008
But I know that you really can’t wait
Cause people always askin me
“When’s the release date?”
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin me
Gettin anxious, go take a peak
I’m starring in your magazine (I already) day of da week.
Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead,
Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead.
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I swear I can picture him between lines wondering wtf to say next...he is clueless.
The whole "K-Fed" name thing is ridiculous...Kevin, you're cool enough to pull that off. More like "K-Fres" Fresno boy. LOL
BOO!
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I swear I can picture him between lines wondering wtf to say next...he is clueless.
The whole "K-Fed" name thing is ridiculous...Kevin, you're not cool enough to pull that off. More like "K-Fres" Fresno boy. LOL
BOO!
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I hate to see this up the charts and the video on TV. What is the world coming to?
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Ok, this was utter crap. But I wouldn't be surprised it becomes a hit. Anything sells. Talent is not required anymore. We have seen it before... Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and... this wannnabe rapper's wife (I found hilarious the joke about her buying him 100, 000 copies so he could think somebody gives a shit).
PS. Anybody remembers William Hung singing "She Bangs" in American Idol? That was some HORRIBLE SHIT, and his album debuted in the Billboard 200 chart. Hmmm... like Mr. Garrison said in South Park: "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people".
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William Hung was better.
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wow. what was so wrong with him just being a shitty dancer? why now the shitty rap career too?
lol @ all the comments, esp the fart track.
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Let's forgive him, maybe he just wants his kid to call him daddy since britney banged too many other guys and his wants to feel secure.
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Suuuucks! Complete crap. Better find a more feasible career. Quick.
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I hope this song/video(if there is one, oh god...) ends up in one of those "2006's worst" recap shows on Music channels.
Then this song would have rightfully served its real purpose.
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Uggh. I just listened to Kevin Lederhosen's forthcoming song. The last time I felt like this I swallowed my own vomit. The rapping is cruddy as hell. This cretin makes Vanilla Lice look like a freakin' rap genius. This is exactly the type of lame loser that should be sterilized and yet... there he is procreating his talentless balls off. Society will be paying for the welfare for his progeny for generations to come because I am certain that Britney will tear through her millions in no time at all. P.S. My friend's fiance was on that ill-fated flight where everyone clamored for Britney to put her shoes back on her stinkin' feet. She said the cabin of the plane was starting to smell like a mixture of toejam and cheezwhiz. I just swallowed some more chunks. Gotta go.
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ouch... my ear hurts.
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I am stoked I was able to find the mp3 through here, the production value is good and so are the beats from there is just goes downhill. No passion, or emotion in his voice, the producer can only do so much, he might also want to write the songs for him. Hopefully Kev can sell enough CDs to pay for postage.
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Does anyone remember the South Park where Brit's head sprang off and it was finally revealed for all to see she is a well manufactured pop-bot???
Ladies and Gentleman - may we now introduce....
K-Pez!!! The candy ass dispenser!!!
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quick!!! plug up the leak!!
bad smell - bad smell!!!
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sounds like he is trying to get a rap record out just because he is with britney.
his talent is definitely not rapping.
the beat aint too bad though.
-vic
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Hey Vic, I think his talent is Crapping!
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eminem wannabe!
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PAHLEASE,,,,we have enough rap,,,,!!..
somebody sing a love song....Oh forgot....we have Clay for that....a real cutie pie....
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we got enough white rappers out there we dont need a bunch of wannabes trying too hard to look like m&m. just cus he made it dont mean he will, rich people are ucking retarded
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What's up with the Blaccent?
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um, not that i have anything against homosexuals of any type, but gay rap? um ... yeah, i'd say "k-fed" fits right in with that category. the beat was ok at best. the lyrics, well, let's just pass them on the pink rapper guy. ick. stick to being Brittany's baby-daddy. don't rap man. it just stinks.
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WOW--that is really bad. A Vanilla Ice for 2005.
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THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER IN THE HISTORY OF RAP..... i can see the lineage of greats from melle mell to krs to rakim up thru eminem... this guy is gonna blow up so big that we all will use pavorattis... this song reminds me of the first time i heard protect ya neck from wu... straight classic.....
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Two words.............it sucks!
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Supid me had to be curious and listen to it...
I threw up blood...
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He needs to quit
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"Back then, they call me K-Fed but you can call me Daddy instead"
Pretty poor taste for a guy who fathered 2 kids out of wedlock, then took up with a rich pop star when former g/f was preggers with the 2nd. Guess he wants to be famous as a breeder.
I guess this explains the recent cornrows. Frightening stuff. Please make it go away quickly.
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can he really rap
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can he really rap
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1) Can we officially declare the First Initial, first syllable of last name nickname phenomenon dead now?
2) Don't doubt that this will have success -- people are really stupid.
3) Who else can't wait to see "K-Fed" on "The Surreal Life?"
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I think he sucks and cannt rap
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Shouldn't he be raising a fu#$ing kid instead of ...whatever you call it that he is doing now!
Is this some type of torture music created by the CIA for when they capture Osama?
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I can't believe I shut off Tupac to listen to that crap!!!!!!!!!!!! That's gotta be as bad as it gets - i hope.
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There's no way he can be better rapper than tupac
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Eminem is a better rapper than him
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How do you figure this is a good beat???
This is some shitty beat made on the computer... It's horribleeee.. the whole thing needs to self destruct, ten bucks says it will
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I can rap better than him
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Just to show u that its not WHAT YOU KNOW it's WHO U KNOW...or in "diss" case WHO YOU DO. he has basically thrown himself into the lion's den, and he's too stupid to realize it. rap is just being thrown around nowadays. its more than just making words rhyme to a beat. and it seems to me that ever since movies portraying the life of a rapper or rapper in the making came out, more and more ppl (not just white) are flocking to become the next big hit. what ppl need to understand that this is AN ART. (hence the title rap/hip hop ARTIST) its just a slap in the face to those who take this type of artform seriously. those who actually take the time to master their art, and have something to say.
people who live eat shit and breathe hip hop. i live in oakland, everyone and their mama's rap. you know why? cuz that is ALL THEY KNOW. thats their oasis in the midst of chaos. what the fuck do you have to say that would benefit me? or anyone for that matter? mr. federline if this was something you always wanted to do, why didnt you go for that instead of dancing? you just cant roll out of britney's bed and decide you want to rap. doesnt work that way. do your fucking homework. you fucked your way into fame. now your gonna fuck yourself by putting out these silly humpty dumpty raps. try going to some mc battles, maybe they'll teach you something.
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His 2005 Vanilla Ice
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we are da bears shufflin' crew
shufflin' on down , doin' it for you
we're so bad we know we're good
blowin' your minds like we knew we would
you know we're just struttin' for fun
struttin' our stuff for everyone
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Unbelievable!! A whole new low...and to be honest I didn't think he could get any lower!
As for calling him daddy, I think I will let his 15 kids, or how ever many more out of wedlock or not he has or will have, call him that thank you very much! I will stick to LOSER!
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I think Vanilla Ice sucks so is Kevin Federline's
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I hate Federline's
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Kevin, I'm leaving you for your other baby's momma. Thanks to the prenup, I get to shelve your record where it will do no harm and never see the light of day! To all my fans, I am so sorry to have subjected you to this and will do anything to make it up to you!
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that was/is awful. but good for a laugh "fo shizzle". what a waste of brit's money...all that studio time. and money on cassette tapes, obvs. my daughter (15) and i burst out laughing when we heard this crap.
go visit alex blagg's blog for more k-fed goodness linking back to this post.(blaggblog.blogspot...)
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His worst than Vanilla Ice
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Britney Spears should leave him
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Word Forums
http://s4.invisionfree.com/word
Better than your moms pie.
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this is gonna be huge. yeah it's garbage but the white trash kids that
don't comment here on stereogum will be buying this shit up
at walmart like crazy.
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Alex ill take thats bad for 400 omg im definatly not ready for K-Fed more like Fed-Up why cant he just drop it noone likes this Poser he looks like those guys off the commercial about prepaid minutes on yo cell-phone $*POSER MOBILE*$ UHHHUUH NASTY i wont be racing to Target to get that one unless they Paying me to buy it
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This song makes me think I should've taken the sixth day off as well.
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Omarosa for President if Kevin thinks he's a rapper.
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My ears!!!!!Please make it stop. Spears and K-fad need to both cut a duet together so we can laugh these two frauds out of the country. Hell, I'd let G W Bush keep us in Iraq if he sends k-Fraud over there.
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I'll get to work on that
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Are we on Threshold, is this the alien signal that can kill people who listen to it? K-Fed is dumb as a box of rocks. How can someone this ignorant possibly believe people would want to hear this crap? One of the first people ever to have a higher shoe size than IQ, why Britney???? Someone please enroll their kid in reform school, this poor child has no chance of living a normal life. Mark it down, drugs, suicide, and anger management issues, with parents like this their kid will be lucky to see sweet 16.
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LOL! I have seen the future!
In 2008, we will have flying cars that run on pure bullshit
and everyone will listen to Kevin Federline rap!
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No hater hear. Actually think K-Fed is handsome, however, he's not a good rapper. The beat is great but the rap is not so hot. He has potential though. He should work with M&M or Dr. Dre.
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The day his cd comes out the world will coming to an end
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In 2006 K-Fed will tell the world that his gay and that his boyfriend is Vanilla Ice
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this is a disaster...
I feel bad for him. I mean some people try things that are clearly out of their range of talent, once or twice for fun. But wasting a hot beat and people's time for this is just wrong...it's wrong is very unkind
Why couldn't he stick to dancing or maybe modeling or maybe being a good father??
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k fed is tight. and im not just saying that because i'm extremely gay. peep the world of white rappers @ http://www.whitehop.com
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Wow this sucks, but I bet you it's gonna go straight to #1.
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I think I heard that song playing in my gynecologist's lobby.
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Dear Lord even someone with the intelligence of a fetus could come up with better shit than that!
By the way Kevin, a piece of advice: NEVER EVER come to Detroit - promoting, performing (God forbid...), whatever it is I don't care, just DON'T come. No one will want you... our Eminem you're not.
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I think Kevin is smokin weed with 3 year olds
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Is album is the dumbest thing that Kevin is doing
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Wow. This man is the fifth horseman of the Apocolypse. I'm a white girl and I can freestyle better than that. As much I as I dislike Britney and her legacy, I feel really REALLY bad for her. How embarrassing.
"Oh, this is my husband, Kevin Federline. You can just call him Daddy."
Damn.
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Are you serious?
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When Britney laughed and said, "This'll only sell a thousand if you're lucky." She was probably referring to the thousand or so DJs who will buy it to play it on the radio to make fun of it.
Talk about trying too hard...
Kevin: Just let Britney make the big bucks...stick around as much as you can until she gets tired of you.
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"According to Disco D, Kev's stopped writing songs altogether."
Auhhh, can't the story end right there? :P
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Haha!
Man- I haven't laughed THAT hard since 9-11!
Thank you Stereogum for the complete utter waste of time I've just experienced! Both in listening to that "song" as well as the amount of accumulated seconds that it has taken me to produce this comment!
To think of all the OTHER things I could have wasted time on: masturbating, cleaning out the dryer lint, Windexing the television. I could have been shoplifting instead of partaking in this mung-fest!
-Darren717
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But THOSE LYRICS!
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Wow! Britney Spears really is just a dumb hick bitch!
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Give the poor guy a break! Is it really worse than 'Lil John?
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Yeah, K-Fed is a MASSIVE loser, I'll give you that, but up against "Lucky" (eesh) and "Oops, I Did It Again" (no comment), this ain't that bad. But as much as I hate Britney, "Toxic" whoops the fuck outta it.
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damn! get that shit off my computers please!! this fool aint got no skills and speak with no sort of intelligence whatsoever.. he aint under the hiphop category, instead it should be under "POSER WANNABE GOLDIGGIN BAD PERSONAL HYGIENE" category..
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Look im from Houston, Texas and I think k-fed is a bitch ass dirty trailer trash dumb fuckin dick riding clueless cracker with no nut sacks dick in the booty son of horr gooseneck aint scared wanna be thug but just a nobody white oscar myer weiner. I HOPE HE IS clicked on by some real thug ass niggas from my hood where brown and black tatted down tear drops in my eyes where rap is our only escape out the hood is punked and a real big dick is shoved in his chicks ear to plug that bullshit she has to hear, kfed i know your probably reading this holla at ya boy bitch i'll gladley shut you down lyrically politacally and spiritually!!!!!
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HOLY SHIT!!!
R U FUCKING KIDDING ME? i read what u ppl had 2 say b4 i listened 2 dat generic piece of trash(sorry, y'all. i can't call it rap) and i was SHOCKED!! some of y'all actually think it's worth shit?????? n what da fuck is up with y'alls shit sayin the beat is hott n all? r u kiddin' me? it sucked ass. all i gotta say is u people don't know dick about rap. holy shit, that was so horrible. i expected so much better, man based on i read from some of these peeps. from now on, i'll quit hatin' on eminem, man, cuz i just gained sooo much respect 4 him. OMG, R U KIDDIN' ME? THAT WAS SO HORRIBLE!!!! he can't rhyme worth shit. his words don't make sens. his flow is all over the place. this makes me mad, b/c if it wuz some otha person, no producer would give him the time of his day. his kind should be wiped off da face of the earth, cuz he gonna kill ppl with dat shit. this is so bad, man. eminem's the bomb 4 having done his shit like he did. that was, oh god, so HORRIBLE. it ain't no longer about him being white, but the fact that...thing was so bad. HE GOT NO TALENT. u crazy white ppl who dig this shit, all i gotta say is fuck u, b/c ur the reason this crap is gonna sell and therefore, be exposed to humankind.
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i'ma have nightmares 2nite, man. some white pple can actually put together some dope rhymes, but that waz not da case of k-fed. oh, god. i really didn't xpect it 2 be dat bad. scuse me while i throw up.
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wannabe thug ass cornrows braided dick shit straight from trailer trash fucked his way up the ladder reppin' vanilla ice n all-around posers k-fed should be silenced. this ain't about him being white. that ain't why i'm hatin. bitch really sucked ass. pitbull ain't black, tho he's cuban, but he's a real nigga who got game. Chico can rap, unlike k-fed who got up 1 morning n decided 2 do that shit i had to listen 2. curiosity killed me.
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I think that gave me cancer.
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I thought that he was the one in labor when I heard that stupid crap -- soembody stop that playa'...fa' real tho'
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question why do everybody want to get into the hiphop game you know you have to have skillz in saying that mr.federline need to sit down and be
the man bitch that he is. he has no place in the
game. awfullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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DAMN thats really bad. Kevin's lucky he married Britney Spears cuz that might give him a maximum 10 record sales when it releases.
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geeze man, his rap sucks, his wife is fat....looks like a good recepie for suicide to me....oh wait, hes white too...hmmm if i recall, there is only one white rapper to ever make it truly big...he sucks plain and simple
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This guy is awesome. I cannot wait to throw down 15 bones for what I am sure will be album of the year. Man this cat has some serious skillz.
K - What I really meant to say was YOU SUCK!! I would be totally embarrassed if my shower singning somehow got put on the Internet. That has to be what this was, right? Please tell me this is just some foul dream....
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HE NEEDS HIS ASS KICKED...BY GARY COLEMAN!
WICKY WICKY WACK! THE BEATS SUCKED THE BIG ONE!
CHILD SUPPORT OBVIOUSLY MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS!!!!!
HE'S A BIG FAT DICK WAD!!!!!
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K-Fed? Come on... couldn't you have called yourself something that doesn't sound like a type of puppy chow?
Yea you're hard core.
Now everytime I see your trailer trash ass in a magazine I'll laugh harder. Thank you for that Kevin. Other than being a dead-beat dad in training, that's probably your best talent - sounding/looking like an idiot.
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K-Fed or whatever punk ass name you want to call yourself, you better not come to the Apollo Theatre with your whack assed lyrics. Man you are weak Mr. Britney Spears. You would get slayed by any rapper, including whiteboy Snow. This sample was probably the worse piece of shit my ears have ever heard. I hope Eminem comes out with a song or video that disses this weak pussy muthafucka.
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That was the biggest crap I've ever heard. Who does this Wigger think he is. He's horrible. Wow! I hope this kid doesn't sell a single album. We all know hes riding the coattail of his wife. You want to hear some great beats and great lyrics, check out Brevioneshorty.com. If you liked Kevins crap, dont bother going to Brevioneshorty.com, you dont deserve to see this...for those with musical taste...check it..can ya dig it =)
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LMAO He's so street. Here's an idea, lets demand that he challenge Eminem to a battle on live T.V. -pay per view- so they can keep it raw. Hell, we'll even let Em go first. Let's see how street he is after Em tears him up and spits him out. What have ya got now "Daddy?" Pavarotti? I'm willing to bet this grade school drop out doesn't even know who Pavarotti is. I'd like to see him trying to write lyrics. He probably has a giant crayon, and hangs it up on the fridge. Thanks again Brit and Kev for breeding. Not only are you two the dirtiest people on earth, but it's good to see you are contributing to the future juvenile delinquents in the U.S. We really can't wait to see Sean in jail.
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"they use to call me K-fed, but you can call me daddy instead." Please... this guys own kid isn't gonna call him "daddy".
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What cracker jack box did he get the lyrics from? That's not even a song for a "one hit wondrer." Ha! ha! Thanks for the laugh, needed that!
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WOW IM REALLY BORED!!!!!!! KEEP UP THE BAD WORK KEV. YOU STINK!!
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*shouts to everyone who's commented already*
ANYBODY KNOW AN ASSASSIN?
This guy needs to be shot before he comes up with another great idea to 'increase his change amount'... or before he and Britney decide to breed again - whichever comes first.
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How about you take up a new sport like knitting you goof.....I can't believe you would come out wiht an album, and say in your single that you are going to sell 2 million plus...good luck BUD..
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I went to junior high and high school with this fool
he was a joke then, and a joke now. In our junior high year book at tenaya, kevin, sorry k-fed, was most likely to be on americas most wanted. Britney couldn't of found a bigger loser! Let see, a high school drop out, 2 kids with ex who he cheated on to run off with his lottery ticket! I think his only job was the car wash in Fresno, besides some back up dancing here and there. Yep, brit picked a real winner, her parents must be so proud! They couldn't hand pick a better free loader for their daughter!!!
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And the good news to world is... he continues to breed.
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I know why we don't like it. It's gonna be hot in 2008! Didn't anyone listen to the "lyrics". But right now, it still sucks.
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KFed stinks more than a smelly negro.
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If someone can make Brittney sound good I think they thought poor Kev had a chance.... but kev did someone forget to tell you YOUR UGLY and you don't have breats so your shyt out of luck hun
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If someone can make Brittney sound good I think they thought poor Kev had a chance.... but kev did someone forget to tell you YOUR UGLY and you don't have breasts so your shyt out of luck hun
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that was gross, CLETUS!!!!]
fkin cracker
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I have been in the music business for over 20 years and I have never heard such pure garbage like this and believe me I have gone through tens of thousands of demo tapes. "Straight out of the gate to 2008?" What kind of whack ass lyric is that? Did you write this shit yourself? For the record Kevin, you are not in the game. You are a joke toy. Vanilla Ice has more street credibility than you. I actually know someone who went to school with you in Fresno and gave me the lowdown on what a loser you were then and are now. Keep munching on your marriage meal ticket. My prediction is that the label who puts this shit out will go bankrupt. You will not sell 200 CDs, much less two million. The only fools that will buy this whack ass CD will be radio station DJs who will fill empty air time making fun of your songs.
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This music stinks worse that something dying in my mouth crawling up my ass dying again then crawling under my armpits eating my B.O crawling back in my ass, dying again, then trailing shit back into my mouth dying one last time, then
Farting....
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NO wait, This music sucks more than a rotten piece of flesh crawling into my mouth decaying, reviving itself slithering into my ass decaying again, attacting maggots, crawling back into my mouth taking a shit decaying,
Then taking a dead dump!
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wow that sounds like aaron carter trying to rap again while he's on crack with a dick in his throat.
this is why some redneck white people should not be exposed to black people...they think they are black...really sad actually...at least when black people wanna be white they can pull a michael jackson
hmmm i wonder when lil Pms is coming out with his debut album...i need another laugh
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.The beat does suck though and i dont like the way he stop and then starts up again.OWWW and hes rich and white so it dont matter how good he is.Its not 2008 more like 1988 and i dont understand where is the Gate.He does a good job for a white boy.Though he aint no paul wall.Still 44 till i die.Right is Right bitch
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Listening to Mister Spears' rap song brought tears to my face. This guy actually thinks he is the next Jay-Z. This punk is more like Lay-Z. Kev, get back on the unemployment line. You were more productive there than producing this lame album with weak hooks and rhymes. Stick to being followed by gay italian men a/k/a "pavarotis."
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Ummmmm...that was bad.
And no, the beat is NOT tight.
It's wack. He has GOT to be kidding me.
He will be the laughing stalk of the industry.
He should just drop a R&B album. Even if he can't
sing....anything will sound better than him
rapping. Help us, please.
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Britney can't sing and Kevin can't rap. The two of them deserve each other. I personally think they should open up a Dance studio.
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I cant wait to haer some of his other tracks;
-Str8 outta fresno.
-What baby?
-Chunky bitch.
-Pavarotti's a singer? dang.
-Huh?
-Fuck da shampoo!
-My XBox
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Str8 outta Fresno by Daddy K
Straight out of Fresno
where life is rougher than the ghetto
I can rap and I can do it accapello
Where white people had no access to the shower
but hey I married Brit and now I got the power
and ya'll be hatin cause I sit large in the tower
Ya'll be waitin to the third to collect ya checks
while I sit in wifey's car downing on chex mex
and no one thought I would be in position to cause wrecks but heck here I am straight out of Fresno living the life that you don't know
chorus
I am like Eminem, I melt in your mouth not in your hand and don't be dissin my skillz or you'll be six deep in the sand
So all ya suckas dat will cash your check to buy my album, please drop the change so I can live my life perfect.
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dude you one motherfucking baby daddy that sucks ass. I don't know what the fuck you were thinking when you tried this shit but damm, your childs gonna be ashamed and so is your soon be divorced wife. I'd be ashamed to be married to you fucker.
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Kevin thinks hes black, thats why he has no job, a couple of zebra kids, and he is stealing Britney's money.
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Are we being Punk'd?
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It felt like I was listening to American Idol try-outs.
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Dust yo self and try again
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Give the guy a chance to find his groove.
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that was, um, interesting.it was like watching a horrific plane crash.shock, horror, confusion.then acceptance. kevin and britney are in this together,she is hell bent on ruining pop music along with her image, and she sent kevin to kill hip hop.somebody must stop them. i will get the rope, yall hold em down
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im not suprised kevin got a record deal. he is hittin brit. man he must have sum good dick to turn a young sexy, semi-talented star into a nasty grundgy foul mouthed poster child 4 trailer trash. she had better stay with"daddy" now cause i cant see her ever gettin a date with a respectable man, celeb or not after this. i guess she wanted to ruin her career. he was a back up dancer for gods sake, have we learned nothing from jlo?she bought her own ring, and now this. if kevin is smart he hid sum of her money, cause i think after he humiliates himself and her enough, she'll leave.
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i think kevin totally played britany and made her look like a fool. at least there is now one artist- and i use that term loosly, that britany is better than. wait a minute...now it all makes sense, thats how she is going to unload her next cd of crap. if its against him or her, id rather run through hell with gasoline draws than listen to kevins crap again.britany wins by default.at least shes usually half naked, and i dont have to listen to her lyrics.thats what that hoe gets for stealin somebody else man.i hope he bleeds her dry and then dumps her ass and goes home to his other baby momma with her money.i wish they would just go away.
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O_o, I think I have to go slit my wrist now....
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Oh my, I can't even classify this track as being mediocre, this would be giving Kevin too much credit. If I were Britney I would start talking to my lawyers asap to start divorce proceedings. Be associated to this worthless, no talent, white trash individual is the worse thing that Britney could do to herself. Her family must cry everyday. As they say love is blind...I feel bad for his kids, what a great role model he is! NOT.
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Puahahaha. What is this shit. He really is an asshole. So disappointed. I can make sth far better than this, i mean it
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Kevin, this is Mario. I and my brother Luigi will sue your ass and stupid label for stealing our video game music for your lame dumb song. You obviously spent your youth jacking off and playing Super Mario Brothers so much that you can't keep our sound effects out of your bullcrap productions.
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LOVE IT! It's good to know that ProTools could make an ass like me an MC, too! If they can edit the kind of douchbag drop-out "rhymes" that come to you after smoking a cone in a Tampa DQ parking lot into an actual rhythm, well shit, hook me up! They used to call me "Copy Center Guy" but you can "cawl meh Daddy instay-ed..." Now all I need is some $800 cornrows by Phillipé and a fucked-up sour-MILF sugar mama and I'm ready to start uppin' "my change amount." Next stop: Surreal Life: Season 17.
The only thing funnier than crazy trash is crazy trash with Cadillac-money.
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His songs are for dogs and rats
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Ok... I personally would just like to say this, i usually don't hate but HIS WIFE LAUGHED, Britney said he'll be lucky if he sold a hundred i say he'll be lucky to sell one. That shit sucks. Sorry looks like we best pray that kid gets brits talent or else. Damn do u really want ur kids to be teased in school. How sad to see someone so pathetic. ppl think he'll try going on the big screen to give us another laugh?
PEOPLE WILL BUY THIS CD... AS A FREAKIN CHARITY for britney
U Can't rap K-Fed. Even ur wife laughed that makes u pathetic if u still tryin
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Britney saw him with a other guy she thinks is Vanilla Ice Kevins boyfriend.
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I luv it realease
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i luv it i'll buy it
SHIT I TRIPPIN IT SUCKS
Don't you dare released that album... My ears oh the insanity oh the torture.
Damn i feel bad for the guy his wife laughed. Plz don't insult Eminem who has showed us white guys can rap. Get a job stop freeloading cuz it is just sad. britney might leave u soon. ESPECIALLY IF U KEEP THIS SHIT UP
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Kevin and Vanilla Ice are trying to make a baby for the last 5 years.
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I'm no rapper but even I couldn't come up with crap like that if I tried. Kevin, stick to what you know, (mediocre dancing & freeloading). I actually think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot dumb ass.
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He's pretty much a joke. And I really don't know why exactly. But the fact that he thought he could make in hip-hop is what seems funny to me. People are pretty much haters. They already see Britney Spears and Kevin Federline as white trash. Even if the song isn't that bad, no one will admit it. He should've known from the beginning that it wouldn't work. The Vanilla Ice thing has come and gone. Does he really want to be the reason that we have to relive it? I guess so.
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Hopefully he'll get better lyrics for the rest of the albulm. The mechanical rythmic patterns in the music are cool.
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what a no-talent cunt
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i could'nt listen to it all, throat dry from laughing at all your funny comments.
makes vanilla look like einstein
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby
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WARNING: Listening to FederTool rap will cause loss of hearing,
blindness, low sperm count, dick size reduction, skin whiteness,
and death to small Chihuahua dogs. Seek medical attention immediately.
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Anyone who thinks this shit is even decent is a dick rider. Anyone who wants to give him credit is a moron. This is not even close to rap. It's a poor imitation of a poor imitation of rap that comes out these days. And the shit comming out these days is becoming quite pop culture. Sad this guy was able to record anything. Your wife is Britney man, let her pay the bills you just go for the ride man.
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ICE ICE BABY!
That is just horrible, yall!
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The fact that anyone is actually backing up K-Fed, or what ever the fuck his name is nowadays, is beyond me. The guy is a dead beat dad who has left 2 children in the wake of his new marriage (one still in the womb). He is scum and the fact that anyone condones his actions by saying "dont hate the player" or validates his weak ass attempt at music just shows your character. This man must be stopped at all costs!
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Someone should wright a book on how hiphop started as Sugar hill gang´s "rappers delight" and ended as K-fed´s "Y´all aint ready". cause i think this song has killed the genre.
greeting from chile gringos
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dont quit your day job!! oh, wait, 'igga aint got one!!!
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No shit it sucks. I havn't heard it but I know any white person involveing themselves in rap music(SHIT) should be hung-out.
Looks like it's happening to me;good. A little dapple fed.! Wake up America and drop this crap all together. We still have a world full of good people with good charecter. Lets support the people who have an understanding of how life should be lived, not the ones with bad charecter and no IQ
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As an electronic artist, i think that the beats that have come out lately in hiphop do have a lot of style, work and talent to them, specially originality, thus having a lot of resemblence to europian electronic minimal / tech-house, thats the shit in europe.
But this track is worthless musically. the analog 1995 overall sound the song has doesnt fit in with the vocals, something that denotes little or no talent from the producer (if he is older than 17). Another important thing is the originality, it has none, is there anything new in the relationship between sounds an beats?, any new sample that impresses?, ... i think not, this guy has to listen to more music and see that there are people lightyears away in that sense. Second, the melody, if there is any, has no spark, hence there is nothing to relate to, nothing to whistle to, lack of talent?, or revolutionary boring music?
What is going on with the simple drum samples and the spooky ghost and submarine sounds... all mixed with that awefull electric guitar synth??, they sound like fruity loops man, a strange mix between a horror movie´s lame soundtrack and marilyn manson in midi version. All that and the very awkward changes in the structure tell me, once again, that there was no talent or effort put into the track!, its incredible...
Finally, the vocals, I dont understand how this guy has the balls to sing those lyrics, wich sound like his own pathetic wet dream, in such a childlike synthetic fruity loops hiphop wannabe beat. Its clear he doesnt have any notion of reality if he wants to start a serious musical career.
God, i swear i will change if i never here this track in the radio.
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Can anyone say Whigger?
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I...I...I just wanted to hear...uh oh, oh god, it, it was so...sooo, oh my god, I have to tear at...tear tear tear out eyes ears...pull out hair, lord please no, not this, not k fed...*shaking, rocking back and forth in shower crying and mumbling to self*
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Another sad attempt at a job for Kevin-apparently Mcdonald's felt that he was not qualified!
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What a talentless prick.
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Dear God,
Please never let me take my life for granted.
Amen.
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All da brodas be hatins on hims becuz he gots a fyne whyte woman, you know you want her nigz. He bees keepsin it weel.
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K.fed really needs to be covered in spaghetti right now. 'Enjoy your spaghetti cause you have no talent' [thank you Dane Cook...]
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Okay...guys might be jealous because he's with Brit but his song (if you can call it that) is still...ahem...yeah. I feel sorry for Britney. She deserves a lot better.
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It just sounds like he’s saying "a duh, a duh, duh, duh, dum...daddy, dude. a duh, duh, blech...2008. 'what else can say, oh yeah’ back then, they called me k-fed, but you can call me daddy instead.”
The background music sounds like he’s farting while he’s trying to fix a toaster oven, WHILE he’s “trying” to rap. Force rhyming…? Ha!
I don't want to start with the Fade to Black issue.
I'm sure glad I'm not his cousin, brother, or uncle, DUDE.
And I’m not even hating. Honestly.
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make it stop!!! please!!! make it stop!!! **moaning and rocking back and forth**
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Kevin embodies the downfall of real hip hop. Real hip hop rhymes about inner city urban life, social issues, and issues of REALITY. Kevin rhymes about fashion, and tries to use hip hop to promote his status. No doubt this will finally fixate hip hop with pop music in popular culture. God! listen to some real music: "If you can make it through the night theres the light of day, it'll be alright if you hold on, lifes a struggle every day got to roll on." ~Tupac.
Hmm... I read an article that said he could be the next eminem, GIVE ME A BREAK!! Have you listened to the first eminem album? He rhymes about being regected as a kid, bullied, beaten, and how he got into drugs. He was successful because he paralleled the more common struggle of many black artists, including gang life, while staying in a uniquely white context. (note the trailor trash image presented in 8 mile)
Eminem appealed to a degree of reality, truth, and ideas. As did Tupac, Nas, Mathematik, etc. Kevin Fredrick appeals to riding out hip hop as fashion and popularity. That is why I believe he will be embraced by the same teeny bopping conformist crowd that likes britany spears, and will be laughed at by the real, genuine hip hop community they all impersonate. The real hip hop community offers real issues, with a basis in real lifestyle.
The next eminem? no, the next vanilla ice is more likely. we should call him K - FAD!
dan
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Someone should take kevin on a field trip to Harlem!
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K-Fart's CDs will be easy to find in the sale bin at Wal Mart.
Not only does it sound bad, but it showcases his IQ of a tick. Papparazzi? So he figures the words "papparazzi" and "pavarotti" sound alike so the doche bag refers to photographers as a famed opera singer? Stupid cunt. This guy is weak, he wakes up everyday at 3pm, plays his X-box, masterbates, then goes on a $8,000 shopping spree w/ his menatlly unstable(only married your sorry ass cause she's not over Justin)wife's money. Living off your wife makes you WEAK, it shows the world that you got shit for brains and ambition in the toliet. A real man MAKES THE MONEY, a scrub TAKES THE MONEY. I don't know how K-Fart lives w/ himself, his life has no meaning or purpose; he's the joke of Hollywood.
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Those of you who think Brit's fans will buy Kevin's music are delusional. They like her,but they don't think Britney married well to say the least. Kevin is ugly, he dresses like a bum, he ain't no Justin Timberlake to them. And they ain't gonna buy K-Fed cd's cause they like Britney, unless they're free, no one will shell out cash to hear an untalented opportunist.
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Just Jared @ blogspot transcribed the lyrics, yo
http://justjared.blogspot.com/2005/11/kevin-federline-yall-aint-ready.html
I should be sayin' keep
My damn name outcha mouth
But y'all keep increasin' my change amount
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil
Uh, then I'm goner, uh
I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin
I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
On the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait
Because people always askin' me
When's the release date?
Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarattis followin' me
Gettin' anxious? Go take a peek
I'm starrin' in your magazines
Now every day and week
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call ...
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we be likens ahl da songs be bouts ho end mocaydees cuz we be da brodas keepsin it weel no hatins on or hatins heart or hatin unda y'all all y'all be hatins on da reel yo hata be on
I be shote 10 tymes i be soh weel and so blak dat fireflys be follo me in da dahytyme
I be Jay Z
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you know who is having the best laugh of them all? Justin....
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All I can say is don't be an ASS stick to being Mr. Brittany Spears,and taking care of your damn kids, and leave hip hop to the big dawgs. "DAWG"
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To the asshole, who brought up Bush, and my boy Kanye west, you dumb ass this is about K-Fed, not about Bush "STUPID". Bush don't give a FUCK about black people, as matter of fact he don't give a fuck about you "DICK HEAD."
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Dear K-Fed,
The money you make for this song, which won't be much. Please take care your kids, you have with Shar. "BE A MAN ABOUT IT"
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Hey denise, why does Bush need to like black people when the jerk-offs at the NAACP make trash comments about him in the media. Bush skipped everything NAACP related in 03-04 cause they are ass wipes to him. Bush didn't start the hurricane, and since the whole town was underwater, there ain't much he can do to make it "all go away". Bush sent the damn aid you pricks kept bitching for, but if I was him, I'd let all the coons swim & loot.
Mr. Britney Spears is a media whore. He will provide mucho comic relief when his album fails to entice even the Brit-Brit fans. HA HA.
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It isn't W's fault all the mudducks were too stoned and lazy to leave town. They wanted to stay to loot and assault each other and then wait for a check while whining about it the whole time. The superdome was only a hell hole because it was a barrel of chimps.
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Okay Okay WTF is "K-Fed" Smoking!!?? The lyrics are mad awful...though the bit is good could be cleard up a bit..and his voice is aiight needs work overall...he should stay outta the studio..unless its brittany recorinding a lip sync!! Awww Geezzzzz.
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Oh and Mr. K Fed...Just let the rapping go...stick to something ur good at..like cheating and making babiess....Not rappping...try tap.
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He just changed his name to K-Fed-Up.
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wow what crap, rap music is all i listen to and this is straight crap. I have friends who can rhyme so much better than this guy hell i flow better than him. I know hes gonna get clowned by every rapper out there and it serves him right. Does he really think he can rap? Mr. Spears your time is up, just let your wife do the music thing at least i can mute here music videos and still be entertained.
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I kinda like the beat...oh wait, that was me pounding my head against the wall.
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WTF is that supposed to be,I have more talent in my pinky than he does in his whole body.
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You know, "deniseluvblackpeoples," you actually were making sense... had some really great points... until you got to the racial slurs. Well, that and your name indicate you are a moron. People like you are the reason right wingers have a reputation for being bigots.
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Oh, K-Fed... I'm so sorry. I'm actually embarassed for you. I would be so ashamed to be your wife. It must be hard for you to live in her shadow. Unfortunately, from the sound of your "album," that's where you're destined to stay.
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no the beat is not hot or brilliant; it's a timbaland rip off
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Hey we are even better than this song! Kevin needs to really work harder. Until then check us out http://www.bigbuttbeauties.com
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OMG could that BE any worse?
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Okay, was this supposed to be about K-Fed crappy music or not? What's up with the damn chimp comments and all the other racial slurs on this site. To the one that said Kevin wants to be black that why he has zebra kids, steals and have no job. I see a lot of white people that are at the unemployment office collecting those checks that outnumber the blacks, and filing for food stamps, and collecting welfare. And it's some of your white actors and political figures that's quick to lay down or marry black women that don't portray wanting to be "black" as you say. These are some are some of your senators, look and read. And if you were to read the "real" news articles that don't just show the blacks as looting and stealing, the ones with the guns and stealing were trying to get food, medicine, and order for the elderly, women, and children. And yes there were some whites in there too that you were saying that you would have let drown. And no there's nothing that Bush could do to make the hurrican go away, but it actions of the goverment after it happened, THAT is what upsetting. And it does SEEM true that he only cares about the blacks if there black and RICH. Obviously, some of whites were too stoned and lazy to leave town since they were on TV too. K-Fed's music does suck but let him enjoy spending Brit's money, partying all the time, and what ever else. What goes around comes around and he will get what he deserves when she divorces him and left with no money. His tired broke down ass. And she will get what's coming because she didn't care when she cheated with him on Shar while she was pregnant with his baby. She acting like she want sympathy now cause he being a dead beat daddy to her child now too. HA-HA-HA!!!! Cry us a river, bitch.
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This dude had to WANT his song to be bad. I mean come on, it's not like they can't afford to hire someone to teach him something. Maybe he just doesn't give a shit. I don't know. All I know is this is something like what teenagers put together at home not a professional recording. This is some seriously lame shit.
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ohmygod, gina & kfed, shut the fk up
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Dude has no rhythm
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if this a sign of the coming Armageddon. Please take me now. K-Fed rhymes suck just like his free loading life style
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Sometimes when I sit on the toilet and let out a fart, a sound is heard that is so unexpected and funny that I find myself both horribly embarrased and completely surprised that something that unbeleivable can come out of my ass...or K-Fed's mouth.
Sadly, this and any other fart-tastic song released by the "Daddy" will ultimately become a multi-platinum hit with multi-overplayed videos on MTV.
I am siletly weeping.
K-Fed fans, Please don't send me hate-e-mails.
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Fuck Him I hate that son of bitch
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people just let it be. IF any of us win the lottery or free pass aka britt's dough what will we do? I'll designer open stupid stores buy the same shoe 300x, just stupid shit. this world is coming to end LETS STOP WORRYING ABOUT WAHAT OTHERS DO WHEN YOU HAVENT ACHIEVED SHIT
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WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES HE THINK HE IS DOING? ITS THE MOST RETARDED AND STUPID THING EVER HEARD.
WHAT IS BRITNEY DOING WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT, AND HAVING A CHILD FOR HIM. SO MUCH FOR BRAINS,AND THE BEAUTY.
KEVIN NEEDS A REALITY CHECK... IS IS NOTHING BUT A FAKE AND A LEECH.
THE MUSIC INDUSTRY SHOULD HAVE DIGNITY AND THROW THAT GARBAGE AWAY.
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never heard worse shit in my life. fake ass mofo
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To the dick head, who call black people coons and looters. You are a dumb son or daughter of bitch, you better be glad I don't know who the fuck you are because if I did I would molly whop your ass all over the damn place and then I would snatch your voice box out and tap dance on it: You disrespectful asshole. K-Fed, you still suck.
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ack, the reason why you want her to shut the fk up is because Kevin's talking about u calling him daddy next time you two meet in the bed together, bitch. Oh, one question, when Kevin mentions "you wish you were in my position" you know which position he actually means, huh? Yeah, you both suck, you stupid mf. You shut the fk up.
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Great Job Mr. Spears you should have stuck being a back up man-bander at least when this doesn't work out you can dance back up for fat-britney when she puts down the red bull and cigerettes and goes on tour
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is it really that bad? are is he a wanna be?
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Oh Jesus Christ...shoot me now.
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Hey Britney....
Are you reading any of this? Time to grow up, girlie. You're a mom now, and this guy is nothing but freeloading loser trash. He's NOT going to get a job...this rapping thing is about the worst thing I have ever heard--I wouldn't consider that a job either! Cut your losses while you can. Dump his sorry ass before he spends everything you've got...and you need to know that you won't be selling records forever either. You're gonna get old...maybe fat...you won't be able to prance around on stage like you used to. Then what? Kick this piece of crap to the curb and take care of your kid. Maybe you can salvage a bit of respect. Best of luck to ya.
Kevin,
That was the WORST thing I ever heard. Period. Go get a job and start paying some child support.
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OMG...Britney please take yourself and your baby and crawl under a rock. While your at it, take your lawyer with you and give him a divorce. He is totally bored and burning up your cash.
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Wow
It is like a combo of eminem, snoop doogie dog and vanila ice turned very dull.
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I cannot believe it the thought of hearing Barney sing does not seem so bad anymore
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At first I liked Kevin although now he seems like nothing but a con artist.
Millions of Britney's money is gone probabaly in a swiss bank account. No one could accidentlly blow cash that fast.
He seems to rarely make any real attempt to make money or to even take care of any of his children.
If I were in his shoes; especially if I had a child I would be trying something new every single day to make money until soemthing worked.
He is usually just having carless fun.
For poor britney I hope that he either grows up or that she dumps him. If one of those things does not happen she will die broke, unhappy and with children that do not have the love of their father.
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Britney and K-dog got married how much hallucinatory drugs did he slip her to make that happen?
Britney is assume
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if i was married to a star like that, i would not have screwed it up. i would have stayed in the house so much she would have begged me to leave. he was a pathetic loser who blew his chance... what an idiot.his song is just like his life, messed up and confusing
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Denise, your such an animal, and I am pretty sure you weigh about 300 lbs., hey where did you steal a computer? or do they have one in jail?
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Denise, your such an animal, and I am pretty sure you weigh about 300 lbs., hey where did you steal a computer? or do they have one in jail? By the way that was two different posters Kong.
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Well at least this will give eminem some more material.......can't wait to hear him shit all over brit and he low life free loading punk ass hubby. i bet he planned this all aong and just got with her to start up his own career. lucky for her he sucks and his evil master plan will fail mwahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Well at least this will give eminem some more material.......can't wait to hear him sh** all over brit and her low life free loading punk a$$ hubby. i bet he planned this all aong and just got with her to start up his own career. lucky for her he sucks and his evil master plan will fail mwahhaaaaaaaaaaaa
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This guy should have been sterilized at birth. On second though his mother should have been sterilized at birth then we would'nt have to hear this crap or look at his ugly mug.
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Hey Gina...shut up stupid ass. you don't know anything about white people and black people at the unemployment office, and marrying them for what?!? doesn't seem like you could spit it out. maybe if you had a little education, you might make sense.
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Bitch, I do know alot about black and white people because you, stupid ass, should know, that I am black and I am married to a white person you stupid son of bitch. For NINE YEARS as a matter of fact. So now what you got to say, bitch. You need to get a little bit more education and keep your big ass mouth shut about something you don't even have experience knowing about. Stupid Mf, you shut the fk up.
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Oh, stupid ass I do know who comes in and out of the unemployment office because I work in the office where I live, bitch. So don't tell me I don't know anything about the hardships that the white and black people are going through when they come in trying to find a job. Seems like you would have a BETTATIME talking about Kevin's music. I'm sure you can relate to it because you both sound like shit.
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Kev... you can't buy yourself into the industry. Money can't buy yourself an upgrade for your music-talent.
Go back to burger-king where you belong, or take care of your family.. if you have one. (I'm not sure, you're no good Daddy, since you're out partying all day.. so go and die you fuck!)
I don't like Britney either, she hasn't said any smart things until today, in other words, your singing SUCKS, and it will not sell good. She's in pain, my ears are bleeding, now... piss off and never come again..
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I like black guys, somebody needs to marry the obese and gross looking white women.
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sigh listening to this, trash....,well i do agree with most of the people who posted above me and some comments are funny as hell so i might as well throw my gasoline onto this fire...
Kevin y, do u hate rap that much that youre willing to contribute to the downfall of it, rap is slowly dying and largely thanks to this kinda trash, black sounding white boys that cant rhyme if dr. seus canme and smacked him upside the head...also kevin i dont know if ull ever read this but i do hope that real rap enthusiasts read this and agree. First i like to say that technically haters are there to hate on someone who is GOOD at wat they do, HATERS HATE THOSE THAT ARE BETTER THAN THEM therefore none f us qualify as haters to ur style (till 2008) because we are just trying to help u realize that U SUCK seriously kimmy fomr MSI has beter rhymes than u stop it now kevin, rap for some is a great way to realease the anger and problems that affect people dont let it go on the wrong, shitty hands im sry for typing os much much love to my ppls---TGD02
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ok, let's face it ...the one ho has a problem is britney.......
Britney..you can't sing.. You people should give K the credit for having the balls to marry her... an also for "trying to make a CD" at least he tries...
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i think you cute kev.... really... al these ppl are jealous just because your f.... britney.
when u divorce britney pls mail me ...hihihihi itlenaz@hotmail.com
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Wow, he has just destroyed what there was very little left of in this world- music.
Dang, how do some people get signed?? I hope Britney leaves hima and does her thang ,then he'll be tryna come back to Shar, but Shar is much smarter than that. Kevin and his little nasty behind is gonna end up living out of a motel.
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i think britney is real stupid.... we should be writing about her and not about kev. At least he tries and when all you ppl are in need of money just remenber that k has a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so he probably doesn't give a f... abput you or your comments
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aiite hes got lame flow, retarded lyrics
and just 9 shots away from being 50
somebody shoot him..
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This is for zzzz and nana. What are you guys on? Britney had to buy "K-fed" a studio so that he could produce his damn album. That's the only reason he tried, because he's getting all his money from her. And as far as I'm concerned, we other bloggers are not jealous. We just have more musical appreciation than the two of you. Actually, you're right, he does have talent...talent for being a jerk-off. Let's see if you feel the same "when" he actually goes out with either one of you, then dumps you to go out with the other after you have his 2, 3, maybe even 4, kids. And for shit's sake learn how to spell you damn heifers(maybe you two are too young understand that word).
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he, along with ashlee simpson and all the other pop stars with "talent", should do a remix of kumbaya. then make a dance remix of the remix. then show it on the WB.
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Britney Spears as well as Jessica Simpson sing MY songs but so do many others who took them because they could while I was practicing singing in my car or where ever. I am not happy with music theft folks.God knows life is not all about you either. So all you fucking fakes who wanna be me out there, you are only fooling yourselves. Jennifer Anniston you will be stuck in second gear for taking my music you used on your TV show while I was singing in my apartment in Clearwater, Fl. Oh, and Lee Ann Rimes How the hell did you live without him before and after you stole my songs? Leanne Womack, I Hope You Dance is my song too that I sang at Dunedin Causeway while your cousins were listening to me.
Hey, world, wake up, your diva doesn't look as good or maybe even sound as good as the ones who wanted to be me, but God knows I am damned good and at least I don't go around copping other's songs. I taught the Judds a song or two also and
gave What's Forever For to a black man in TN.
You all think you know? You don't know shit.
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