Before Britney and before Shar Jackson, Kevin Federline had a high school sweetheart named Felicia Cabiero. The sports bar waitress dated Kevin for three years in the early '90s until he dumped her when she found out he cheated on her. She still hasn't forgiven him so she's gone and sold his old love letters to the tabloids.
They're sort of sweet, in a psycho backup dancer kind of way.
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oh-ma-gawd! that high school photo!
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where do they find this stuff! lol
Shar shouldve seen the pattern, i'm sure Brit will.
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that is sad. that sounds like 2nd grader. that is horrible writing. that is a picture of someone whose parents divorced at age 4. that is the writing of someone with developmental disabilities. that is funny. pleaze don't eva leave me
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It doesn't look like the handwriting in the third matches the other two. The P.S.is a little fakey in my opinion. I like the logic in the second one where she couldn't be a bitch because if she was he would tell her.
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MEEN?
wonderful.
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gangsta font
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this is stereogums chance to deconstruct kevin federlines true identity & save brit brit...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0028632028/002-2186853-4547229?v=glance
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I feel guilty you guys. I really do. I mean look at his writing which a kid in third grade can put to shame.
He's obviously "special" and we're all heartless jerks.
I'm going to stop pushing kids in wheelchairs down the stairs now. I just realised everything now. They HATE that.
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wow, the post-script in that last letter reeks of psycho. RUN, BRITNEY, RUN!!
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its high school love letters people. jeeze.
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Did that douchebag spell "ALWAYS" wrong on the back of his picture? I gess thatz no sirprize.
You do have to respect the man's reverence for "the bell", though. But if he was actually pressed for time, why bother writing that out?
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oh my god, what a f*****g loser
how in the world did britney go from justin to this backup dancer
all this guy is doing is enjoying britney's money
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What's sad is between Brit-Brit and him, he is probably the "smart one" of the two...
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Ummm, why did she SAVE this stuff? She dated him in the early nineties? How old is he, then?
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so brilliant... long live bubble writing (but really, I only thought teenaged girls did that?!?!?)
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mu-hahahahaha! oh my god.
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does anyone else thing he looks sort of like Jimmy Fallon in that picture?
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I'm no fan of this guy, but these seem like normal high school notes to me. I don't think high school notes, especially love notes, are necessarily indicative of someone's intelligence. I remember scrawling all kinds of silly, stupid things in the margins of the ones that I wrote (I hope those never resurface!). I also don't think it's strange that this woman saved the notes. I still have notes from high school stashed away somewhere in my parents' house. It doesn't mean that I take them out and look at them when I visit home, but those notes are part of the memorabilia of that time period. I know many, many women who keep such memory boxes.
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I don't know, Sharleen...this writing looks downright elementary school to me, even if it's just casual writing.
In high school, did the people you knew spell "always" like "alwas," and "mean" like "meen"? Did they ignore basic punctuation rules? Even in fluffy notes?
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Only if they are borderline retarded......and good hip hop dancers from the streets, yo.
All the Kevin/Britney convos should now feature poor spelling.
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Aww, man...if I dated him in HS, I'd add... VOLUNTEER WORK FOR HANDICAPS in my resume...
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.
They read like that vocal breakdown of old-school R&B power ballads: "Oh baby, baby baby, I know I did you wrong. But I'm sorry. I acted a fool and I regret it. Really, I do. So will you please, please, PLEASE TAKE ME BAAAAAAAAACK, OH-OH-OOOOHHH-HOO-HO..."
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yo guyz, u r so meen. allz i wuz sayin wuz dat i wuz sorry 4 callin her a bitch. yah, it came outta my mouth, but see, i didn't meen it truthfully. i don't alwas meen wat i say yo. well, im goin now cuz the bell's gonna ring. i hope that by writin that y'all think i'm super pressed 4 time an u r flattered that i wrote dis note but in reality i just dont have much else 2 say, bitches --- oops. sorry. that last bitches was not the real me.
PS britney better not think of leaving me, otherwise she's a bitch. truthfully man.
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felica + kevin
u and me = 4 Evah
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Christ, after reading those notes, I felt like I had read "Flowers for Algernon" all over again.
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MORE!
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I read somewhere that Britney has arranged for Kevin to have speech classes.*DYING Laughing*
And also classes on how to dress and how to act in the public eye!
*Falling off my chair Laughing SO hard*
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http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/000435.html
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I'd like to see the note he writes Britney after she catches him with Hilary Duff.
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That's one helluva link Splotch!
God, he is just sooooooooo icky!
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OH my GAWD!!!!!! That is some crazy ass shit....what losersssss.
You guys are so funny! I am dying laughing...You people took the words right out of my mouth......hahhahahhahah
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I can't believe that Britney's about to marry this broke-ass skinny loser. She must be desparate. I mean, the guy obviously got no class, no ambition, no penny on his name and a very bad reputation: he already broke a couple of hearts and has 2 illegit kids. If that wasn't enough, her first baby girl looks like $#%%. Usually, mixed kids looks ten times better than that.
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wtf! this dude can't spell. and what's with the creepy "don't-even-think-of-leaving-me" post script at the end?! i know little kids in 3rd grade who can spell better...
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is britney pregnat
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FIRST OF ALL, I DONT NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT BRIT EVER SAW TO THE GUY, I MEAN YEAH HIS CUTE..BUT HELLO !! NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE KIDS, BUT HIS DOES NOT WORTH A DIME, EVEN A PENNY HE PROBABLY DOESNT HAVE ONE. I THINK THAT THE BEST DECISION AND THE SMARTEST DECISION BRIT EVER MADE IN THIS THE MARRIAGE IS GETTING A PRENUP, IF SHE DIDNT..SHE MUST BE GETTING DESPIRATE !! BY THE LOOK OF THE GUY AND HIS HISTORY..ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT HIS ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY AND THE FAME. HE CANT EVEN TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY OF HIS CHILD MUCH MORE INTO MARRIAGE..IS THAT A JOKE !
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Brit is stupid to be with him she could do better but i'll take him haha
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Ya'll all some assholes... How you talk about someones kids like that! Ya'll all going to hell for that. It was h.s. I know a lot of guys who write like that and their mad intelligent. Ya'll have no class and no heart. Especially no respect..... geez... All ya'll kids is going to come out ugly and retarted... So ya'll need to shut the fuck up and learn some respect you rotten motherfuckers... Ya'll should fuck your mothers and have one eyed monsters kids.... Hahahahahahahahahahahah... BITCHES...
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We'll honestly let's just say he was trying not to screw things up with this girl. I don't think it was dumb at all or retarded. I think in that last letter he was kind of controling at the end. I used to right that kind of stuff to my boyfriends when I had done something wrong. It's nothing for Kevin Federline or Felicia Cabiero to be ashamed about it was highschool for God Sakes! Every freakin' boy in highschool writes sloppy and messy and can't spell. But, I think everyone is dissing Kevin because he is with Britney Spears and I think some people are jealous of what Kevin has become. He is actually a sensation and a sweet husband. It's not about his past it's what people want to see now is what matters. Everyone put's him out of place with his past and that's not who he is he has an unbelievable talent and nobody can take that away from him. Not even you!!!
I stand by everything I say! (even though I hate Britney Spears)
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YA'LL ARE SO F*CKING Wrong, How could you talk about someone like that.Kevin loves Britney and she obviously loves him so no one should have anything negative to say about them.Whoever said that Kevin and Shar's kids are ugly is so f*cking stupid for saying something like that,How could you stoop so low? Kevins girlfriend from the 90's needs to grow up the only reason she made these letters public was to make Kevin look bad and to get some publicity out of it.I'm glad he cheated on her cause she's obviously a b*tch,like he said.LOVE YA KEVIN AND BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!
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britney spears is preagnet!
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I think ya'll bitchez is fucked up 4 talkin about kevin like dat. Ya'll jus sum jealous whores who aint got nuttin else ta do. yall wastin yall time baggin on people. and whoeva said dat shit about his kids is fucked up fareal. u should be ashamed of urself. how about u sit in tha corner and think about wut u said bitch. and shit all tha guys in fuckin high skool had sum bad ass writin. give tha nigga a break shit. and fabrizo or wuteva his ex gurls name wuz is a bitch fa puttin his shit on blast. u dumb ass ho
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yall bithches need to shut the fuck up cause shar jackson is paying for those kids and they are actuall pretty cute.Kevin is the whore shaniese so shut the fuck uo you asdhloes my boyfreind write like that and i aint got no problem wit so kiss my oreo colored ass BITCHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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I don't think there's a problem with the way he writes, it't not like it's an English test or something, so as long as his girl could read, it's all good. I'm sure a lot of people write like that so yeah, no biggy. I myself like to use correct grammar and puncuation when I can, although I'm sure there's a few misspells but yeah, thats just me. And c'mon the bell was about to ring so you think you're going to want to worry about how perfect it is or just try to get the leter over with? And that was creepy about him saying, "Don't think about leaving me." What kind of shit is that, that's like him telling her, if you leave me, you're gonna die, so yeah, just crazyiness. I wish Britney the best of luck, and she just had her BOY!!!
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ok all you ppl that dissed on him are wrong i think its very sweet i mean just b-cuz yall cant find some1 that sweet to write you notes dont mean yall can dis on kevin like that "kevin i think it is very sweet and i think you were sexy back n tha day and even sexier now and Brit you are very luck to have a good lookin sexy guy like him"
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i think kevin is just a little punk ass spoiled brat who needs his ass kicked!! quit trying to talk and act like something you're not!!! you have a kid now, so stay home and take care of it!!! maybe that will help you grow up!!! and what the hell does britney see in him anyway?? she now has a fatherless baby by a punk!! she needs her ass kicked too for being with him to begin with!!!!
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hey i dont know why you guys are hattin on kevin like that if you watched their show chaotic then you would know how sweet he really is and how much britney loves him and i think he is gonna be a great father.ya'll drink to much haterade because after reading your comments most of you do not even know how to spell talking about someone else heres a little tip think before you write. kevin if you read this i would not even sweat about what these other people saykeep up the good work on making britney happy.
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I think everyone should just be happy for them!! like come on people! They're happy together, having a baby and married! And i think its great that they are together!!! GOOD LUCK BRITNEY AND KEVIN! FUCK THE HATERS! JUST KEEP ON GOING!! And congrats on your baby boy!!
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Kevin is such a freakin jerk. He's not taking care of his kids. He's probably gonna walk out on Brit like he did to Shar. Poor Brit.
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This Felicia girl is just trying to make a quick buck on this. Very childish and pathetic. She's just a struggling waitress who got knocked-up as a teenager. I guess she needs the money.
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F**K BRIT SHE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED NOW SHE'S GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. KEVIN IS CUTE THOUGH AND TYPE SCARY SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF A NIGGER WROTE THAT S**T TO ME.
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Look at what you are all saying personally i dont like brittney at all i think she is a self centerend B***h but for you all to say things about kevin because hes with her doesnt mean he hasnt grown up since highschool for god sakes he may have kids he may have been broke but you no what it doesnt take money to fall in love brittney coulda had any guy she wanted she was with justin timberlake for god sakes but she musta saw something in kevin to marry him get over it and move on...leave them alone
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Oh my goodness, will all you people get a life. This is just silly entertainment stuff. Do Brittany and Kevin have anything to do with the real world? No, they won't even be famous in a few years. Do someting productive with your own life and leave these pathetic attention seeking people alone. Do you not realize these type of people are just sad and desperate for attention.
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Britney is a Skanky prostotutionalized hore and Kevin is a ugly mother fucker. I hate both of them but peeps dont need to be talking bout others kids when yours probably are deformed!U all should go to Hell for talkig bout people's kids the way u do. So go get high and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
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Some of Yall need to get a fuckin life...Personally i dont care about Brit(like her music)and Kevin and the rest of the celebraties out there..Hell they are making their Cheddar and Bread okay......Kevin dont kno shit about the brother so i aint gonna hate on him...So for yall to be wastin yall fuckin time writing on some dumbass shit about them plz go find some important to do..they dont care about the fuck yall say...they're happy together and that is all that matters to them!! About him not being able to spell and shit..EERR its high school..we all had little short cuts for words..instead of writing Always easy way Alwz..maybe him writing Alwas is his short cut and grammar not being right who gives a FUCK..We all wrote like that..Hell its our friends that were going to read..if anything they understood it...And talking about the man's kids like that...Yall motherfuckas need to burn in hell..Yall are gonna have a scholarship and a first class ticket to hell...Some of yall were also telling the ones who were dissing his kids..may their kids come out ugly and shit..yall jus stooping to their level! Frankly, Brit and Kevin are happy and lving it UP!!! Yall Haters need to MOVE THE FUCK ON!!! Ima kill ma cousin for showin me this..now im hella pissed! GET A LIFE...Worry about yours and not someone else who is SET FOR LIFE!!! DAMMMMN!
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britney was a nut to marry a guy in a relationship everyone should know that she begged him to go with her on her tour. He really knew he would be in trouble with shar. But like any other man. Put it in front of their face and they will knock on it. not only did she break them up but she put her you know what out there wide open for the you know what and that is excatly what she is getting. Shar can still date him every time brit turns her back
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Wow...all these comments for a supposed letter written by Kevin F. Hmmm, now he sure did hit the jackpot didn't he? And not to mention that he's getting the last laugh, that is all the way to the bank! Anyway, had fun reading!
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I dated Keven's EX dance instructor Duane Hurley for 5 years. It was during that time that I realized what a low life Kevin really was. Not to mention all of the DRUGS that he used. It makes me wonder if Brittany is a drug abuser as well. She is such a slut and must not have too many brain cells to pick such a loser to have her first child with!!!
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Kevin looks good then and still looks good today. C'mon women of the world you know would love to hold him in your arms to. Britney knows who she married despite looks.
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ewww!! kevin federline!!
ewwy!
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