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October 27, 2006

K-Fed To Pen Nicotrol Inhaler Jingle

We're almost a week away from Kevin Federline's concert debut -- but if you just can't wait (like us), listen to Playing With Fire right now at AOL. Time Out New York recently put the Great White Hype in "The Hot Seat" where the rapper discussed his penchant for wearing wifebeaters (it's hot on the west coast) and eating doughnuts (he doesn't; the tabloids made it up!). He even realizes that second-hand smoke is probably not so good for Jayden James.

KEVIN FEDERLINE: [Smoking is] my worst thing. I’ve cut down, though, from a pack a day to half a pack. I have to go on tour and perform, and I won’t have the lungs for it if I don’t quit.

TONY: Are you on the patch?

KEVIN FEDERLINE: I got one of those inhalers, which is cool because it won’t kill you. I’m probably going to do a song about those things, get the general population into smoking inhalers and shit.

TONY: Like that’ll be the new club drug?

KEVIN FEDERLINE: That’s right. That shit is going to be hot.

First Sizzurp, now Nicotrol? Yeah, sounds budget. But so does "Popozao." Ohhhhh, snap.

K-Fed hits NYC's Webster Hall on 11/4. Bring Your Own Pharmaceuticals.

Posted at 10:54 AM
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I just realized... "smoking inhalers and shit." Dude writes his OWN punchlines.

Posted by: scott at 10/27/06 11:14 AM  | Reply
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You can listen to the album here, provided your ears will forgive you.

http://mp.aol.com/audio.index.adp?mode=0&pmmsid=1744050

Posted by: Liz at 10/27/06 11:15 AM  | Reply
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You can listen to the album here, provided your ears will forgive you.

http://mp.aol.com/audio.index.adp?mode=0&pmmsid=1744050

Posted by: Liz at 10/27/06 11:16 AM  | Reply
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What's more pretensious than smoking underwater?

Posted by: dannygutters at 10/27/06 11:27 AM  | Reply
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When did this site become the next "Pink is the New Blog?"

Posted by: Worried at 10/27/06 11:44 AM  | Reply
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"What's more pretensious (sic) than smoking underwater?"

maybe eating a steak underwater.

Posted by: moe berg at 10/27/06 11:47 AM  | Reply
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> When did this site become the next
> "Pink is the New Blog?"

You KNOW we were writing about this shit before those other blogs existed. C'mon now.

http://www.stereogum.com/archives/000511.html

Posted by: scott at 10/27/06 11:55 AM  | Reply
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you cant smoke underwater. its physically impossible. whose he kidding?

Posted by: Mike at 10/27/06 12:17 PM  | Reply
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Just curious, is anyone actually buying tickets to his shows? I mean, really?

Posted by: Jeff at 10/27/06 1:07 PM  | Reply
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I checked craigslist and ebay -- not ONE ticket request

Posted by: scott at 10/27/06 1:49 PM  | Reply
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We all know joe walsh is the king of underwater living album covers.

Posted by: dannygutters at 10/27/06 1:54 PM  | Reply
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this is better than lloyd banks new album, sadly.

Posted by: well at 10/27/06 5:51 PM  | Reply
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I hate stupid people.

Posted by: Nicki at 10/27/06 8:03 PM  | Reply
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DannyGutters, max respect on that one.

Posted by: James Gang at 10/28/06 4:15 PM  | Reply
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i love how he thinks that if he'd write a song about something that it'd influence the 'general population'... the ringing k fed endorsement.

his own little world and we get a front row seat. awesome.

Posted by: goober at 10/29/06 10:24 AM  | Reply
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