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February 17, 2005

K-Fed's Soul Provider

According to Star, Kevin Federline's highly unanticipated debut album will be produced by this guy.

Posted at 7:33 PM




31 Comments

when you think life couldn't get any funnier...

Posted by: lou at 02/17/05 7:50 PM | Reply
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That's ferreal?

Posted by: PJ at 02/17/05 7:53 PM | Reply
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no motherfucking way

Posted by: christine at 02/17/05 8:09 PM | Reply
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That must be a joke...

Posted by: meg at 02/17/05 9:04 PM | Reply
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When you're looking for a hit album, you clearly have to bring out the big guns.

Posted by: Shiv at 02/17/05 9:42 PM | Reply
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-"You know, there's nothing wrong with that name"
-"There WAS nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys"

Posted by: Nate at 02/17/05 9:57 PM | Reply
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Bob Slydell: I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

Posted by: jjt at 02/17/05 11:27 PM | Reply
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You're f'ing kidding me. This can't be for serious.

Posted by: Galang at 02/18/05 1:14 AM | Reply
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I'm sure the bastard will make an excess of money from his "debut album." He'll get enough britney fans to support him..

Posted by: Bernadette at 02/18/05 1:34 AM | Reply
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I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue.

my favorite song, however, is the classic "said i loved you, but i LIED!"

Posted by: nag at 02/18/05 8:02 AM | Reply
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Is the end of the world as we know it

Posted by: Gaby From Brazil at 02/18/05 8:09 AM | Reply
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in the words of Franz Ferdinand-"Take Him Out"

Posted by: dennard at 02/18/05 9:41 AM | Reply
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This is unrelated to KevFed, but... does anyone out there know about a song that was a hit in Europe a few years ago where they sampled Hall and Oates "I Can't Go for That"? Some dude had it on his mp3 player, but I didn't get the name of the artist(s) or song... stereogum, you gotta know this one.

Posted by: karen at 02/18/05 10:52 AM | Reply
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do people like kevin federline ever think to themselves, "i'm not going to make an album now that i am married to britiney spears and i can ride on her coat tails then burn out a few months later only to eventually end up in the worst songs section of vh1's i love 2005...that would just be lame and personally degrading"

Posted by: allen at 02/18/05 11:00 AM | Reply
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This could lead to the new hit single, "How Can We Be Motherchuckers if We Can't Be Friends?"

Posted by: MonoCerdo at 02/18/05 11:09 AM | Reply
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BAAAHHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHA!

Posted by: Flirtaysha at 02/18/05 11:39 AM | Reply
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More power to the dude. At least he is living the life. Dude, why don't you get a life than setting up a webpage and making fun of others.

Posted by: Brett at 02/18/05 12:43 PM | Reply
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Oh Brett, you're no fun!

Posted by: Spring at 02/18/05 1:19 PM | Reply
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Karen- "Sunrise" by Simply Red?

Posted by: Dave at 02/18/05 1:40 PM | Reply
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Karen- "Sunrise" by Simply Red?

Posted by: Dave at 02/18/05 1:42 PM | Reply
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yeah DOOD, why don't you? making fun of K. Feds is NOT cool. Us K-Fedmates will fight back!!

Or not.

Posted by: smitty at 02/18/05 1:46 PM | Reply
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I wonder if Britney is jealous that Federchucker is now getting more ink on Stereogum than she is.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/18/05 1:51 PM | Reply
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Seriously, the guy is an easy target. So what's the fun in that. The site is either taking a shot at Britney or K-fed or any other mainstream celebrity. How original. Stereogum is rockin i-pod. How much is an i-pod? $400, I am assuming. So let me see, stereogum is your standard white headphone wearing, i-pod commuter snob I see on my way to work.

He puts on certain songs that he is supposedly listening on his site. Then certain songs that we should all download for our i-pod. Obligatory props to Conor Oberest. There's no difference b/w this site and the 2 I previously checked out to get here. Same layout, same bashing of celebrities. If you are going to make fun of somebody then be prepared to be made fun of too.

I am just not as witty as stereogum in my posts.

Posted by: Brett at 02/18/05 2:32 PM | Reply
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I'm guessing you're not as witty in the real world either.

Posted by: obviously at 02/18/05 2:46 PM | Reply
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Oooh Burn. I am hurt.

Posted by: brett at 02/18/05 3:00 PM | Reply
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Thanks, Dave! I think that's it.

Posted by: karenw at 02/18/05 3:39 PM | Reply
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Brett what the fuck is your problem? Dont come to this site if you hate it so much.

Posted by: BeavisOnCrack at 02/18/05 5:23 PM | Reply
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Okay, I am sorry. I will agree with everyone and say. K-fed is so wack. How did a no talent scumbag like K-fed get so lucky.

Posted by: brett at 02/18/05 6:14 PM | Reply
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Brett, you are a MotherChucker!!

Posted by: andrew at 02/19/05 1:54 PM | Reply
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Welcome to the site, Kevin! Wipe the Doritos ring off your mouth n stay awhile!

Posted by: crunkjews at 02/19/05 1:57 PM | Reply
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I think that K-Fed is WACK. He think that he a superstar. If it wasn't for his wife he would still be a back up dancer for Justin Timberlake! He better try and hold on to Brit because without her he can't eat and child support is a BITCH!!!!!

Posted by: shayshay at 10/29/06 2:28 AM | Reply
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