Check out this cute homeless girl. Oh wait, that's Mary-Kate Olsen. Going for the "student" look. My bad. As for Lindsay Lohan's little brother's t-shirt? I haven't got a clue.
Fun fact: although HILTON and LOHAN are not anagrams, you know what is?
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lohan = puke ---- homeless is the new "black" this season. TAUPE!
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she CLEARLY hasn't mastered the art of dressing like a student. check out the elf shoes. plus, shes drinking like a six dollar coffee, and everyone knows students only drink the cheap stuff. it would be funnier (and probably more appropriate) if she was walking to class drinking a beer.
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Are those spots supposed to be on the front of MK's sweatshirt?
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Good looking out on the oversized sweatshirt. Might as well start shopping now for those future Kirstie Alley-sized proportions.
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Isn't that a telltale sign of an eating disorder, wearing clothes that are extra baggy, to hide her "fat"? She's probably gonna be sipping on that frappucino all day long.
frappucino = Mary-Kate's SlimFast
or would it be her version of "Ensure"?
And I thought the trailer trash mania went out when Roseann's sitcom went off the air...
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You think the "Hilton Lohan 2004" thing is a political reference? You know like "Kerry Edwards 2004"?
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HEL-LO? the spots on the sweatshirt were obviously caused by all the vomiting.
And Rebekah, the hilton-lohan shirt is *obviously* a political reference, but its unclear whether they were just trying to be witty and failed miserably, or if lindsay just thinks its a good idea to make her little brother wear a shirt hinting at his pervy fantasies about those two girls. what they are running for is unknown. what I'm running from is, in fact, them.
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C, I read on the E! website that Poppa Lohan said that his little girl Lindsay's boobs were real and not fake. So that tells you what kind of male role model this kid has. The Lohans are total South Shore Long Island Trash, that kid already looks like he is going to beat the hell out of his father and uncle at some family event.
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What is so trashy about the south shore of Long Island? Anyone who says it’s trashy is an ignorant snob.
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First off, the lohans are originally from laurel hollow on the north shore, and that is anything but trashy, and also mary-kate,if you are going to be bulimic, try to hide the evidence, not wear it like a billboard on your sweatshirt.
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actually, both Hilton and Lohann can be considered anagrams for THILNOT and ANLNOH.
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THINOL and HARLON!?
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Lindsay's from Merrick, right? Hometown of Debbie Gibson?
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Yeah I thought she was from Merrick as well. Wasn't it at the Lohan's Merrick house were Daddy Lohan and the Uncle got into that communion brawl? Yes Stereogum, Merrick is the hometown of Debbie Gibson.
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i think that was the relative he beat up that was from merrick. not sure though. with all their money that sure is a downgrade. not that there is anything wrong with merrick, its just the north shore besides hewlett bay harbor is much nicer. debbie gibson lives in the city but her mother lives in saddle river nj so they definately upgraded.
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no, she is originally from laurel hollow, went to school in cold sprig harbor, and when daddy got busted they lost all thier money and were forced to become south shore trash and move to merrick, which is still pretty nice considering.
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south shore trash. very funny... well if britney ever decides to live on the island....
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I remember seeing the Uncle on the news after that happend and he looked as if he was stuck in a Long Island timewarp circa 1987. He had a mullet and big avator glasses and all. Did Lindsay's dad do time for embezzlement or stock fraud or something like that?
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it was for stock fraud. she talks about that in the rolling stone interview. you can find it online. just about everyone on the south shore looks like that. have you seen amy fisher and joey? its scary.
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I grew up on the South Shore and lived through the whole Amy and Joey saga, in fact that year that all that happend was when my sister went away to college and so anytime she told anyone she was from LI people would always ask her if she knew Amy or Joey. Yeah I've gotta laugh when I go back and visit my parents and see the Joey and Amy types who haven't updated their look since 1991. Are you from LI Name?
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no i live in manhattan. grew up in north jersey. bergen county. i have a bunch of relatives in seaford so i know the area.
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Yeah same here I now live in the city.
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very cool. yeah i could not go back to jersey or anywhere. i live in chelsea.
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I know I couldn't imagine myself living anyother place then were I'm now, I'm in the East Village area, just a few blocks from NYU so I'm bound to have an Olsen Twins sighting one of these days!
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I know who I'm voting for.
Kerry. Wait, you didn't think I meant...oh, that's funny, that's a riot.
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that picture is so funny...she looks soo trashy. i hope she isnt trying to copy britney..its really sad.. i feel bad when the people post shit about britney drinking red bulls and cheap beer that she is so redneck. whenever i go out to bars in the ev i always get either pbr or reingold. oh well i guess im a city redneck now.
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YEAH Bergen County to Manhattan transplants!! Couldn't go back either tho :-)
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thats cool what town did you live in. i was in ridgewwod where you gotta watch your ass that some soccer mom driving her range rover doesnt run you off the road
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that does not look like MK. the nose looks way too fat, not that thin anerexic face we are all used to....
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Well, you can chuck that MK picture into the "celebrities without make up" pile...bless her little cotton socks.
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i still have a girl crush on her
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they're actually selling the hilton lohan 2004 tshirts at shopkitson.com. a very trendy la shop. too trendy.
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lol.. ridgewood.. yeah I am from Old Tappan. I brought my NYC friend to NJ and I went out to grab a coffee and she goes "Don't you want to lock your car door?" I said "oh, yeah them darn carjacking chipmunks, never can trust 'em!" lol
Back to the point... Why in the world would someone wear a Hilton/Lohan shirt? How is that trendy? Are these girls cool or am I just old? I will admit I almost bought a shirt that said "the original britney" and it was Brittany from the Chipmunks. I thought it was cute. She was a hottie ;-)
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Can we not hate please! I think p. hilton and L. lohan are great i love L.H.'s movies and she seems really cool... although paris's movies are of lesser quality shes gorgeous and probably pretty cool also. So why dont you all imagine being famous and having people say nasty shit about you.
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for: ps
merrick happens to be a very wealthy town on the south shore of long island....maybe it isnt hewlett harbor....but its nice, and not cheap trash. i happen to be from there
do your research and then bash merrick, schmuck
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You know, I don't think Lindsay looks that bad in the photo. MK, on the other hand...
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ha i grew up in albany but my relatives are in bellerose, floral park, seaford, and merrick. basically really grew up there...lol christmases down there bein with all my li trash friends. my cousin dave went to school with linds. he says shes hot...but a real bitch. and hes generally a nice guy, so there you have it.
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actually, Lindsay lives in the less wealthy part of merrick aka north merrick. South Merrick is the north shore of the south shore. She lives in the cheap area. anything south of merrick road is considured nice.
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mary-kate looks like a hobo and those look like holes in her sweater! what kinda college student can afford a 6 dollar cofee and not nice clothes!!!!! she looks like shes like goin 2 her box in the alley!
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FYI...i happen to live in Merrick and i know the Lohan's very well, and they do not live in a trashy town, they are def richer than all of you so shut up!
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i dont like lohan cause she dont like hil plus she aint cute at all at least i dont think she is
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LINDSAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!
{so dont be taking trash about her!!!)
:)
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I live in Merrick. I think I would know what my town is like. It's far from trashy, let me tell you. Yes, the northern part of Merrick definitely isn't as nice as on the water and in the south, but there are plenty of big gorgeous houses up there.
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