Life Back To Normal For Pregnant Britney
"Whatever y'all, it was only a pellet gun!"
(Pic via Hollywood Rag)
Posted at 3:53 PM
August 8, 2005
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Oh my.
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That looks photoshopped.
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I hope the Greenpeace boat don't show up, 'couse they will toss that whale back to the ocean!
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Wow, she looks huge yall!
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I can't stop laughing y'all seriously
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Somebody looks hungry, y'all.
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gross
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omg omg leave brit brit alone, she's just try get on with her life, you wouldnt like it if there were papazzazis outside yr hoam all day when yr tryn hav fun omg lol peac out caz luvs ya brits keep up da werk!
just kiddin - she looks as though she's about to have a c-section just sittin there.
D-Y-O-G-B-G-D-Y-O-N TO THE RESCUE!
wondershowzen has the answers
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So when is the due date for the baby brontosaurus?
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she looks skinny to most people
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Somebody's been stuck into the cream-puff pies.
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so, i'm guessing none of the commentors thus far have been pregnant. i take that back, have never been to term.
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is it wrong to think that a fully grown, fully clothed kevin federline might pop out of her belly? athena style?
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wow, you people are really scum. white trash or no, that ain't right.
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Nothing wrong with a pregnant belly.
The Kaballah string on the other hand...
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touche, stereo.
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ew. she's probably going to to breast feed in public when that thing finally pops out.
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For the intellectually challenged attacking Ms.Britney, for the sole reason of being pregnant, are probably to daft to realise that at one time their mothers were in a similar condition.
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You would think a celebrity who is that anxious to be photographed would be a turn off for the paparazzi.
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She looks like a SLOB. I usually find pregnant women stunning. She is NASTY
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"ew. she's probably going to to breast feed in public when that thing finally pops out."
Jesus, people still have a problem with breast feeding in public? What century are we living in?
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I am not laughing at the fact she's pregnant. I'm laughing at the Ya'll-better-shut-up-until-somebody-finds-my-Cheetos-and-US-Weekly look on her face.
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Y'all better find that mischievous Dig-Dug, cuz one more pump and I'm gonna blow, Y'all!
(is it illegal to have two "y'alls" in one sentence?)
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"For the intellectually challenged attacking Ms.Britney, for the sole reason of being pregnant, are probably to daft to realise that at one time their mothers were in a similar condition."
You'd think that someone so intellectually superior would be able to discern the subtle difference between the words 'to' and 'too.' And also be able to form a coherent sentence.
People in glass houses...
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God, that is so distasteful of you all to make fun of a girl for being pregnant, that's what they're for!!
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ugh! looks like her legs are going to have a baby of their own!
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no you didn't!
these comments are funnier than the photo, yo, and that's sayin' something.
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Aww...I think first-time pregnant bellies are cute. Y'all shouldn't be cowering until number two, three and four.
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In retrospect, Spears would regret eating the gum that came in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory press kit.
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"Though the shooting "doesn't even rise to the level of assault with a deadly weapon," Knudson said, sheriff's dispatch operators received nearly two dozen phone calls from news organizations following the incident."
Now that's what I call a glorified-version of a pellet gun!
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It's not that Britney Spears looks BAD Pregnant, it's the shit she wears while she is pregnant. I know she's young and all and doesn't want to wear the traditional stuff but come one That bathing suit.... For Someone who admires Madonna so much (well with all the copying from Music to Religion) you would think she would get some pointers when it comes to Fashion.(pregnant or not). People like that deserve to be made fun of. At least try to be somewhat decent like f-ing Kate Moss who looked chic pregger's. Thank You all you White Trash celebrities who make it BIG in this world by selling yourself out to make people like me have a GREAT SMILE on my face every-time you F*CK UP!!!
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Leave the poor girl alone. She's pregnant and compared to most pregnat women she looks great. I think it's sad to sit here and negatively comment on her appearance and put her down. True her music is terrible but have some sensitivity people.
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A-fucking-men, carolina! Couldn't have said it better myself.
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Is there something wrong with me for thinking that she looks fetchin' in that bikini? I don't care if her arms looks longer than her feet.
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Is it just me or is she getting a Glenn Close hairline too?
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Why is she wearing pasties on the outside of her bikini top?
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AGAIN PEOPLE, it's photoshopped. Look how short her legs are!
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"Now that's what I call a glorified-version of a pellet gun!"
::thumbs up::
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grody.
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The only thing that I find wrong with this picture is that the flower petals should be considered false advertising for her nipples.
We all know they should be resting like lilypads.
All I have to say is when not wearing a bathing suit: Come on woman, there's bras out there for the pregnant and nursing.
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lol "glen close hairline"... I love it.
If you cover up the head with your thumb and look at the pic she looks ok. I cannot abide a pig nose on a woman however, pregnant or otherwise.
And for you people saying it's photoshopped because of the "short legs" it's called "perspective". If you think really hard back to the time when you had 2 functional eyes before the running-with-scissors accident you will remember what this "perspective" feels like.
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um, not photoshopped. it's called "perspective."
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Ok pregnant or not she look like a white trash piece of shit and you guys know that.
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing her clothes.
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Y'all, firreal, she is preggers. Although I myself have never bore child, I have seen my sister and many a friend in the about to pop situation. While her bikini is nizzasty, she is actually a normal looking pregnant lady. She looks like she's gained about 45-50 lbs though so she does need to put the brakes on.
The vertical line on her belly button is the telltale sign that there is in fact a Cletus Fetus growing inside, and it's not just a Pabst belly.
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I'm sorry but Brit don't have that beatiful pregnant glow and she looks bad.
My sister was a beatiful pregnant woman, and she knew how to dress nice clothes and a bra.
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That Whale comment is hysterical LMFAO!
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"www.indiefordummies.blogspot.com"
Is that blog in Italian?
You know I don't speak Italian!
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Damn people... This woman is pregnant, and all you can talk about is how BIG she is. I'm positive that all of your moms did not look Kate Moss-like when they were pregnant. She's getting very close to her due date, and she's probably just tired and ready to have this baby. Get over it. Get over your pathetic excuse for lives and leave her be. I've seen many a pregnant woman wearing a bikini, and I think that if they are comfortable enough with their bodies (and they should be- being pregnant is a BEAUTIFUL thing) while pregnant, then more power to them on the wearing a bikini topic.
Move on... Leave her alone. Pick on someone else!
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Cole you are such an ASSKISSER!
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Cole did you finish my math homework yet? I better get an A+ on it or you are going to be sucking up toilet water.
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Seriously, I agree with all the sanctimonious comments here. Cole is right. I need to get over my pathetic excuse for a life. How mistaken I was to make a joke on a comment board of a website dedicated to discussing music and pop culture in a witty and sardonic fashion. My pathetic excuse for a life must be gotten over. And getting over I shall. Seriously.
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Cole, go fuck yourself dude!
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It's not photoshopped. They had the same picture on Drudge Report from a different perspective.
And we can't be blamed too much for giving her a hard time, though Christina Aguilera did a much better job of it.
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Britney posts always bring the worst in people!
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cole = Jamie Lynn Spears
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Carlie i was starting to think that cole was gay!
Thank you.
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I don't give a shit about this. Professionally.
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i would so do the plump britney ... she's probably all nasty horny from hormones too
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Too bad Brit's such an easy target, 'cause I'd love to give a good scolding to all those "ew, she's like so...big!" commenters. Taking a stab in the dark here, but I don't think Kate Moss was exactly the pregnancy poster child, you know?
Sadly, Britney's doing nothing to disprove the image of her as a tent-wearing, saggy chested sinking ship. All of a sudden she's big into the hippie earth momma look, which only looks good on hippie earth types. She just looks like crap...but then again, she always does.
And, I'm 7 months gone myself, so I'm no little sideswept-bangs club rat with no clue what a real pregnant woman looks like...
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Dear Cole,
My mom did look like Kate Moss when she was pregnant with me. She only gained like 20 lbs and she weighed 100 at 5"4 before being preggers with me. It's only until she got pregnant with my brother that she gained 60lbs and looked like a whale. Uhhh and even then she would have never worn that hideous bathing suit that she or I (drunk or sober) would wear!!! Like I said before and I think I say this for everyone "She doesn't look bad pregnant" she just make's all the wrong decisions consistently to keep our attention and the best way to do it is to do it the opposite of everyone else. With that said instead of complimenting her for what she calls" Risk Taking" we are going to bash her for it . Cause anything else , would be un civilized! And also cause Tacky People never win!!
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Damn, she's huge! But who are these people that are moved to defend Britney? Are they against the meanness in general or just towards her? Brit Brit has arguably worsened the culture with her steady stream of crapola media. A generation of young girls are definitely worse off for knowing about a thing like her. She can pull her perfume, TV show and books out of the martketplace or else take whatever we want to heap on her, the moronic white trash cow that she is.
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Actually, the use of "to" is correct. It's the word "realise" that's spelled wrong. Use a "z" y'all.
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Oh wait, you're right. It did need a "too."
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HA! Foiled again annoying grammar grrl!
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Much as I’d like to weigh in on the pregnancy/bikini issue…
This just occurred to me and it’s diabolical!!!
What if a celebrity who hates the paparazzi (let’s say, um… George Clooney, or whomever – someone who already has a beef with the paparazzi) decided to covertly hire a guy to go around to nightclubs, parties and other events (or even on the street for that matter) where there are gonna be paparazzi camped out, looking for a picture. This guy actually stalks the paparazzi, while they’re stalking the celebs and shoots one them in the ass, then disappears into the night. After doing this about 6 or 8 times, those paparazzi are going to start fearing for their safety -- and eventually – you should see a reduction in the amount of celeb stalking altogether…
I’d be willing to bet that Brittney really had nothing to do with the guy getting shot with the pellet gun… It was another high profile actor/actress with a brilliant idea!
Diabolical!
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Whoa. You're giving her too much cred. I mean have you not seen Chaotic?
"These are my knees, but they look like boobs y'all! (Insert stupid face that is uncomfortably close to wonky cinetography here.)"
I heard the sincerity in her voice. She really thought that was funny.
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ya know what, i gained about 80 pounds when pregnant and i looked about as bad as britney in a bathing suit / naked etc. THAT IS WHY I DIDN'T GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH ONE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one thing that i am sure of is that as soon as this baby pops out she will starve herself and do whatever she has to do to lose the weight and try to get back to her pre-pregnancy days, then all the stay at home mommy stuff will go out the window b/c she will have something to prove (that she still "got it").
all she has is on the external and the external got stretch marks now. she will probably get post partum depression as a result.
do i wish this on her?? not at all, but she made her bed, it's a part of life.
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Double Foiled Annoying Grammar Person!
'Realize' is UK English.
..."Woah, you mean this Internet thingy is global?"
Who knew?
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SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE ATE KEVIN UP
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SHES LOOK BETTER THAN EVER U KEEP IT UP GIRL!!
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WHAT A FUCKING COW!!!!!!!!!!
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The repulsive comments re. Britney's supposed 'size' bring you all back to the Neanderthal days. I'm due at the same time as Britney, and, as a usually 'slim', fit, health conscious person, my belly's just like that and most of the rest is a mass of fluid, and fuck off I'll eat whatever it takes to bring a healthy baby into the world.
If only men tried pregnancy...jeeez. Losers.
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Thank you Elise... As a woman (yes, a woman), I am deeply offended that people have the audacity to make fun of a pregnant woman's size. I mean, I know she's Britey Spears, but who cares? Does her name alone mean that she can't have a NORMAL pregnancy? Does her name alone mean that she must keep her pregnancy weight in check? I'm sorry, but no, it does not. Comeback or no comeback, what matters is bring a healthy baby into this world, not how many records she is or is not selling, nor is what she's wearing or what she's doing imporant. Leave her be. Let her live her life... Granted, she has been acting weird lately with all that's happened to her in the past year, but that's her business, who are we to decide that she's a 'train wreck' or that she's 'done,' no one. We have no right to say anything at all like that.
Please, once again, get over your pathetic excuses for lives, and let the girl live and have this baby in peace. She's not here for your entertainment or to be ridiculed, she's here to live, just like everyone else.
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I totally agree with Cole and Elise!
I think it should be a standard that people in Showbusinessworld don't have a size 34 (the thinest own). And when the woman that get pregnant I HOPE that where the same things that Britney wears. Because who says what the need to wear or don't! I love it what she wears (and eat). They don't need to be some else when not feeling or acting like! We need more respect in this world. On what other people do or don't do, we have nothing to do with it!
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all you womens rights people suck, shut the fuck up. i dont care what you looked like when you were pregnant. all we're saying is shes a fat cow for wearing the clothes she does and acting stupid as shit. whore.
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Britney is a fat cow, white trash, retard, fuck face, stupid ass person, and everybody that disagree can just go to fucking hell!
I hope her baby born a retard!
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OMG wot r u ppl saying !! britney is having a baby for gods sake !! and u r judging her 4 being big !! take a reality check she looks stunning the way she is and its not her fault ppl keep wanting to take pics of her !! shes glowing like any first time mum and b4 anybody judges her i doubt u can say ur mum or even urself looked dat gr8 wen pregnant !! cut britney sum slack and let her enjoy this time !!
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Laura take a reality check:
CRACK IS WHACK!
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LAURA FACE THE FACT THAT BRITNEY IS A FAT PREGNANT HO!
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Oh don't talk to me bout reality !! becoz the reality appears to be dat u sad individuals can not accept the fact she just PREGNANT!! its not a illness and i think within bout 3 months she will have her amazing figure back and u will all be droolin over her once gen !! its not 'cool' to hate britney so why bother !! ??
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Laura F*** u bitch!
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Britney is a fugly fat ass skank
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lol oh please good one !!! well that very detailled and very thought out response will not get to me mainly coz i pity ya. Stop slaggin off britney and get a life, u never know if ur a lil nicer to ppl u may learn wot friends r, and make some !!! BRITNEY ROCKS !!! WOOO!!!:p
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Dear Laura,
Go lick Britney smelly fat ass bitch!
Love,
Hillary
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Hillary,
Grow up, and stop fantasizing!!!!
Lots of love
Laura x
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i only came on here to voice my opinion and didnt expect to have to do it more than once, but sum of u obviously are sooo close minded u can't accept dat , which u have to admit is very sad !! so to save me the trouble of coming on here, to see whos slagging me off today u might as well email me ur opinion, and see if ur lucky enough to get a response coz dis is getting sad now !! why can't sum 1 be a britney fan !! the mind boggles.
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i only came on here to voice my opinion and didnt expect to have to do it more than once, but sum of u obviously are sooo close minded u can't accept dat , which u have to admit is very sad !! so to save me the trouble of coming on here, to see whos slagging me off today u might as well email me ur opinion, and see if ur lucky enough to get a response coz dis is getting sad now !! why can't sum 1 be a britney fan !! the mind boggles.- if u want to make a comment bout britney fine i don't really mind but do u have to address it through me !!
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laurawall@hotmail.com
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Laura,
Kiss my ass!
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I read somwere that Brit and K Fed are having problems with their mariage, i might not like her but i wish that she can have a peaceful pregnancy and a happy marriage, we all desearve to be happy!
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I'm sorry but you are pretty stupid.She's pregnant idiots just like your moms when they had you.
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Her legs look short because her belly is so big. It's not just pregnancy that has made her fat. Every picture of her she is drinking a cup of fat from starbucks or eating these days!!
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I wouldn't normally make fun of pregnant women, but Britney deserves it just for been a worthless
ugly no talent cunt. She sold her fake image to the world..now we are seeing the REAL Britney, is
is a selfish ugly whore. She isn't human she is trash.
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laura your dumb, look at her, shes fat, skanky and even paid for her OWN engagement ring??!!!! i mean, really, talk about uncouth ( do you know what that means, laura? ) ! and her ring isnt even big! kfed is just after her money and as soon as she stays the fatass she's always been just like he did to his first wife--
hey laura, i bet you liked their shitty reality show about what illiterate bafoons they really are. of course, it didnt need to take a show for america to see her pock-ridden skin and cellulite thighs
do YOU have cellulite thighs laura?
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oh and QUINN and SILVO? YOU 2 would believe that intellegent people wouldnt trash brit, but hello, sweeties, she IS trash! she has the IQ of a Yves St Laurent neck tie. i hope her baby dies
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I haven't seen the show yet, no because i'm not from america. But u obviously r!! so im not respond in the way u want because arguing over a topic as meaningless as this, isnt what i like to do in my spare time . So if u hate her soo much why take the time to watch her show and give her a rating thats gonna keep it on the air ? and why do u care so much ? think bout dat and dont bother responding !! i dont really care wot u have to say !! why dont u tlk about something else such as, Why people can not express their views and opinions without getting judged ??
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laura we know you are a teeny bopper guy really
having a good old wank over Bitchney. And go and
kill your self you cunt
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well done britney from shani
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OMFG!!! Leave Britney the hell alone omg she's beautiufl no matter what! She was pregnant ya'll omg she's effin' awesome! I effin' love her!
God! She's so beautiful in that picture!
So yea f*** off if ya'll dont think so!
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I love her bath suit .. but sincerely .. I think Britney have to change a lot..cause if she want to be a good mother she have to be like more serious.. wahtever its not my baby but if we look the picture she not ugly.
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i love brit. she looks good pragnet. love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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