Stereogum Home

 

July 6, 2005

Lil' Kim Gets A Year In Jail

K. Diddy is too obvious. What's her prison handle gonna be?

Posted at 2:56 PM



« Previous Post: M&Ms Embrace Indie-Yuppie Demo

Next Post: Celebreality On VSpot »


48 Comments

CAMP HO!

Posted by: jimbo at 07/06/05 3:06 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Cue Rev.s Sharpton and Jackson.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at 07/06/05 3:06 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Skank ho!

Posted by: Barbarella at 07/06/05 3:16 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Bet she's gonna find out "How Many Licks" it takes now.

Posted by: ho snap! at 07/06/05 3:20 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

They will call her Hank.

I hope she brings her magic stick.

Posted by: dee at 07/06/05 3:20 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Queen Pee.

Posted by: kenny at 07/06/05 3:22 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

LIL' LIL' KIM

Posted by: zaba at 07/06/05 3:40 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

mini me

Posted by: wes at 07/06/05 3:52 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Desert

Posted by: Puff at 07/06/05 3:52 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Tits McGee

Posted by: david brent at 07/06/05 3:53 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Spreadzzzz

Posted by: Keith at 07/06/05 4:23 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

one tit

Posted by: hubs at 07/06/05 4:23 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Oompa Loompa.

Posted by: jack at 07/06/05 4:27 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Hootie McBoob

Posted by: Lance Uppercut at 07/06/05 4:55 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

MC Rape

Posted by: randy savage at 07/06/05 5:17 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

366 Lickz

Posted by: wienerschnitzel at 07/06/05 5:22 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Lil Dim.

Posted by: Ninja at 07/06/05 5:45 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Lil Titty

Posted by: Spinguy at 07/06/05 6:11 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Lil Bitch

Posted by: clearlynuts at 07/06/05 6:12 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Notorious T.I.T.

Posted by: Fake Janine at 07/06/05 6:16 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I wonder if she is going to be the bully or the bully's bitch?

haha notorious TIT! brilliant

Posted by: fyn at 07/06/05 6:48 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

The chaplain's assistant

Posted by: Shawn @ Entroporium at 07/06/05 6:57 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Junior Muffia

Posted by: mochajavamama at 07/06/05 7:32 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Lil' Perjury

Posted by: tj at 07/06/05 7:46 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

99170-034

Posted by: jack at 07/06/05 7:51 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

cunt flapper X

Posted by: $u$an at 07/06/05 7:58 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

T Diddy

Posted by: lucas at 07/06/05 9:48 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

nail digs

Posted by: nina at 07/06/05 9:49 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Li'l Shiv

Posted by: Relby at 07/06/05 11:17 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Muff Daddy

Posted by: Matt at 07/07/05 12:08 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I'm just throwing this out there, but I think her prison name will be lil' kim.

Posted by: matthew at 07/07/05 12:11 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

According to this:
http://www.prisonbitchname.com/
it's Double Fisted

Posted by: Lida at 07/07/05 12:22 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

the beaver

Posted by: tse at 07/07/05 12:41 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Dave... her names gonna be Dave

Posted by: Danny at 07/07/05 1:07 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

K Titty?

Posted by: Retardo at 07/07/05 6:53 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Li'l Krim

Posted by: Miranda at 07/07/05 11:01 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

I like Skank Ho the best personally

Posted by: Michael K at 07/07/05 12:42 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Foxy Brown

Posted by: Knee Socks Girl at 07/07/05 1:15 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Whitney Houston

Posted by: Matt at 07/07/05 1:40 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Little Kimberly

Posted by: Ben at 07/07/05 2:23 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Rudy Huxstable

Posted by: Ronald T. Rash at 07/07/05 4:52 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

more jail time than Martha

Posted by: smitty at 07/07/05 5:37 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Well, "Tits McGee" has my vote. roffel.

Posted by: loveandeath at 07/08/05 2:21 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Thanks Michael K, i put a lot thought on that name and i think it suits her fine and reflect her personality.

Posted by: Barbarella at 07/08/05 2:17 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Lil Kim the QUEEN BEE GETS ALL THE HATERS ATTENTION. YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT , SHE IS THAT BITCH. LMFAO @ THE HOES HATING !

Posted by: PR at 07/09/05 4:15 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Ha, K. Titty. Good stuff there.

Posted by: Amanda at 07/11/05 9:43 PM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

Lil' Kim is the girl, so what she is young and that's just how it is sometimes, when you're young you get caught up, so shut up!

Posted by: tina at 07/24/05 4:18 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

lil kim is the bomb who ever dis agrees holla at me

Posted by: tay at 10/11/05 9:35 AM | Reply
Score = 0 Vote up Vote down

« Previous Post: M&Ms Embrace Indie-Yuppie Demo

Next Post: Celebreality On VSpot »


Leave a comment


Staff

  • Founder/Editor-In-Chief: Scott Lapatine
  • Executive Editor: Amrit Singh
  • Senior Writer: Brandon Stosuy

Info

Contact

Get Flash to see our mp3 player. Here are our mp3s: Tape Deck Mountain - Scantrons (City Light Remix) (»)
Frightened Rabbit - Living In Colour (BBC6) (»)
Frightened Rabbit - Nothing Like You (BBC6) (»)
Jonathan Boulet - A Community Service Announcement (The Album Leaf Remix) (»)
El Guincho - Antillas (XXXchange remix) (»)
El Guincho - Antillas (»)
Wolf People - October Fires (»)
Fan Death - Cannibal (»)
Fan Death - Reunited (CCENTURIESS Remix) (»)
Chll Pll - Dick Moves (»)
Chll Pll - Pass Out (»)
Beck - Harry Partch (»)
Tim Cohen - Haunted Hymns (»)
Tim Cohen - Take Aim Goliath (»)
Ducktails - Sandglider (»)
tUnE-YaRdS - Hatari (Drunkenmonkey Remix) (»)
tUnE-YaRdS - Hatari (Karn Remix) (»)
Beach House - Norway (»)
The Golden Filter - Thunderbird (»)
Crystal Antlers - It's All Over Now, Baby Blue (Bob Dylan Cover) (»)
CFCF - How Bizarre (OMC Cover) (»)
The Acorn - Strange Animal (Gowan Cover) (»)
Black Tambourine - Black Car (»)
Boyracer - Sunshine And Violence (»)
Henry's Dress - 1620 (»)
Honeybunch - Mine Your Own Business (»)
Lilys - Claire Hates Me (»)
Lilys - February Fourteenth (»)
Lorelei - Today's Shrug (»)
Sleepyhead - Different Colored Letters (»)
Small Factory - Merry-Go-Round (»)
Swirlies - Sarah Sitting (»)
The Ropers - Waiting (»)
Velocity Girl - My Forgotten Favorite (»)
Monsters Of Folk - Say Please (»)
Rain Machine - Give Blood (»)
Wetdog - Tidy Up Your Bedroom (»)
Beck - Little Hands (Feat. Feist, Wilco And Jamie Lidell) (»)
Brendan Benson - Feel Like Taking You Home (»)
Yeasayer - Ambling Alp (Memory Tapes Remix) (»)
Solange - Stillness Is The Move (Dirty Projectors Cover) (»)
Pearl Harbor - California Shakedown (»)
LoneLady - Immaterial (»)
Andrew Cedermark - Hard Livin' (»)
Family Portrait - Super Cool (»)
The Soft Pack - Answer To Yourself (»)

Progress Report logo
Commercial Appeal logo
Premature Evaluation logo
Band to Watch logo
Quit Your Day Job logo
The Outsiders logo
The 'Gum Drop logo