Punk rocker Lindsay Lohan struts through LAX in pajamas, a grey overcoat, and a trucker cap that says "Hi Mom." Replace the Sidekick with a Red Bull and it could be Britney. You go grrrl. (Img via Thighs.)
Probably only a matter of days before LL gets her phrenology on. (Link via ONTD.)
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Has anyone noticed that this tenacious insistence on trucker hats roughly coincides with this whole disturbing white girls with extensions trend? If I had glued in extensions, I'd prefer a hat as well, but really -- get a new type of hat.
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And who didn't see this coming?
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what a dumpy lookin ho
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what a d umpy l ookin h o
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Come on - that's airport chic. It's all over France. Though they call them pajameux.
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look at her chest. it shrunk! must be all the M.C.
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Her breasts look smaller because she had her humongous implants taken out during her hospital stay for "exhaustion".
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I'm hotter than Lindsay and I have a hairy ass.
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No seriously, why is she wearing PJ's and are those slippers?
She's one step away for ditching those and just going "feet au naturale".
Ew.
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I like how she is holding her back like she is 8 months pregnant. Maybe in a month she will give birth to some talent.
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LMAO@BeavisOnCrack
"classic"
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Yea I out did myself with that one. LOL
I guess the keg beer at the ol Marquee nightclub must not be the "light" kind.
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i saw her in silverlake two weeks ago, she was walking with two ugly girls and she tripped and shreiked "FUCK, MAN!" and they kept walking like nothing happened. shes blotchy and average looking
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She probably tripped over her ego.
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god damn, she just farts class.
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The hand on the hip thing is what publicists teach these girls to do--it's a slimming effect that's supposed to enhance an "hour glass" figure. I don't think it works if you're walking through an airport, though. Or wearing pajamas. And a trucker hat.
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"Punk Rocker"?! Are you kidding?! When did that slut-pop crap become punk? Oh, right...never!
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Where's airport security when you need them?
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Maybe she is wearing those loose cotton bottoms so her stinky vagina can air out from being plugged up with Colin Farrel and Paris Hilton.
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Matt, you have the funniest comment yet.
I don't think that's a camera she has in her left hand. It's either an electric razor or a really big virbrator.
Now it's time for David Letterman's Top 10 list of things Lindsay is most likely to do while she is in LA:
10) Pelt her plastic surgeon's BMW with eggs
9) Play ding dong ditch at Hillary Duff's House
8) Lip Sync the national anthem at a Lakers Game
7) Eat 10 double chili cheese burgers at Tommys
with Britney
6) Get bulimic in the public restroom at Tommys,
also with Britney.
6) Go to a punk concert at the Roxy
5) Complain that her sushi didn't smell fresh
at Urasawa when it was really something
between her legs
4) Give the chainsaw juggler in Venice Beach a
backstage pass
3) See if her pop is still selling autographed
pictures of her for crack at Hollywood & Vine
2) Snort some rails with Robert Downey Jr at
some random party in the Hollywood Hills.
1) Go shopping for butt floss with Paris.
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Violent jihad or holy war against unbelievers. Murder, stealing, torture, slavery and rape against unbelievers is acceptable if couched in terms of jihad.
Christians and Jews allowed to live in Muslim dominated lands provided they pay a special tax and accept their status as second class citizens. The status of polythiests is tenuous at best, they will eventually be eliminated either by persecution or death.
My dear brother, please read Chronicles of Islamic Wisdom.
Here are a few excerpts from the book of one of Islam s' supreme
spiritual leader: Ayatollah Khomeini: "A man can have sexual
pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not
penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and
damages the child then he should be responsible for her
subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as
one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to
marry the girls sister" - From Khomeini's
book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran,
1990.
"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep?s, cows, camels
and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his
orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own
village, however selling the meat to the next door village
should be fine". From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990
"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel,
their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their
milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed
and as quickly as possible and burned." The little green book,
Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini, Political, Phylosophica, Social
and Religious with a special introduction by Clive Irving, ISBN
number 0-553-14032-9, page 47"It is better for a girl to marry
in such a time when she would begin menstruation at her
husband's house rather than her father's home. Any father
marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in
heaven" - From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990 REMEMBER IRAN CONTRA?
Eleven things are impure: urine, excrement, sperm...non-Moslem men and women...and the sweat of an excrement-eating camel.Ayatollah Khomeini
The most important information to know about Muslims,is that they will smile to your face and cut your throat from the back.
I'm so scared i have a wart on my cock. Is it a cocksucking muslim ?
93% muslim males have anal and/or genital warts ALLAH
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Violent jihad or holy war against unbelievers. Murder, stealing, torture, slavery and rape against unbelievers is acceptable if couched in terms of jihad.
Christians and Jews allowed to live in Muslim dominated lands provided they pay a special tax and accept their status as second class citizens. The status of polythiests is tenuous at best, they will eventually be eliminated either by persecution or death.
My dear brother, please read Chronicles of Islamic Wisdom.
Here are a few excerpts from the book of one of Islam s' supreme
spiritual leader: Ayatollah Khomeini: "A man can have sexual
pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not
penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and
damages the child then he should be responsible for her
subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as
one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to
marry the girls sister" - From Khomeini's
book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran,
1990.
"A man can have sex with animals such as sheep?s, cows, camels
and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his
orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own
village, however selling the meat to the next door village
should be fine". From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990
"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel,
their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their
milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed
and as quickly as possible and burned." The little green book,
Sayings of Ayatollah Khomeini, Political, Phylosophica, Social
and Religious with a special introduction by Clive Irving, ISBN
number 0-553-14032-9, page 47"It is better for a girl to marry
in such a time when she would begin menstruation at her
husband's house rather than her father's home. Any father
marrying his daughter so young will have a permanent place in
heaven" - From Khomeini's book, "Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth
volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990 REMEMBER IRAN CONTRA?
Eleven things are impure: urine, excrement, sperm...non-Moslem men and women...and the sweat of an excrement-eating camel.Ayatollah Khomeini
The most important information to know about Muslims,is that they will smile to your face and cut your throat from the back.
I'm so scared i have a wart on my cock. Is it a cocksucking muslim ?
93% muslim males have anal and/or genital warts ALLAH
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