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Lindsay Lohan! Silver Jews!

Lindsay Lohan tries to leave Hollywood's Cabana Club 7/15. What do you think this girl is shouting at L. Lo.?

And for those who couldn't care less, some new Silver Jews.

The Silver Jews - "The Farmer's Hotel" (MP3 link removed)

Very Malkmusy!

Posted at 8:34 AM




59 Comments

Ironically enough she was yelling:

"Hey Lindsay Lohan, have you heard the new Silver Jews?! It's very Malkmusy!"

Posted by: Topher at 07/21/05 9:15 AM | Reply
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Actually I hear from people on the scene that the girl was actually looking at her reflection in Lindsay's shiney forhead to determine whether she had and spinach in her teeth. It was only later that someone pointed out that the walking mirror was in fact future Vh1-punchline Lindsay Lohan.

Posted by: Topher at 07/21/05 9:25 AM | Reply
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She looks more and more like Britney every day.

Posted by: Brit at 07/21/05 9:31 AM | Reply
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"I came to see the FEARLESS FREAK, and I'MA GONNA SEE THE FEARLESS FREAK!"

Posted by: ProperVillian at 07/21/05 9:41 AM | Reply
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"I want my $9.75 back for watching that crappy car movie!"

Posted by: Alex at 07/21/05 9:44 AM | Reply
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"I WANT TO BE ON YOU"

Posted by: jack at 07/21/05 9:49 AM | Reply
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she's probably asking Lindsay for some crack

Posted by: escobar at 07/21/05 10:02 AM | Reply
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"I'm from the 'Feed Lindsey' campaign. I had a cheeseburger a minute ago, but if I barf in your mouth like birds do, the end result is the same"
Job well done Ms. President

Posted by: Melissa at 07/21/05 10:11 AM | Reply
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Escobar, i think you are right!

Posted by: Gabi at 07/21/05 10:25 AM | Reply
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She was probably just speaking proper, gramatically correct english. Thus the confused expression on Lindsay's face.

Posted by: Jane at 07/21/05 10:31 AM | Reply
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They say you’re supposed to be some great party chick but I just drank 13 coolers and I can still kick your ass!

Posted by: bobfrombob at 07/21/05 10:37 AM | Reply
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"You've only been in Seventeen once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!"

Posted by: Mighty at 07/21/05 10:39 AM | Reply
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"I am your newly assigned Scientology mentor - now get over it!"

Posted by: TomKat at 07/21/05 10:44 AM | Reply
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Get in mah belly!!!

Posted by: Chu Chu at 07/21/05 10:49 AM | Reply
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She's not saying anything... She's letting out a huge burp!

Posted by: chris ives at 07/21/05 10:50 AM | Reply
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Oh my god, this wax museum is sooo cool!

They even lined her nostrils with white powder!

Posted by: seiche at 07/21/05 11:04 AM | Reply
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Eat something!

Posted by: Simon at 07/21/05 11:09 AM | Reply
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CAN YOU GET ME FEZ'S AUTOGRAPH????

Posted by: Eppy at 07/21/05 11:15 AM | Reply
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Hi, I'm.. like, from Pitchfork Media! Did you hear about our Intonation Festival??? INTONATION FESTIVAL! INTONATION FESTIVAL!?!?! I SAID INTONATION FESTIVAL!!!!!

Posted by: ProperVillian at 07/21/05 11:24 AM | Reply
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hahaha, propervillain. tell me about it.

Posted by: Alex at 07/21/05 11:35 AM | Reply
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"I love your work! You were so great in Almost Famous, Ms. Hudson."

Posted by: wha? at 07/21/05 12:08 PM | Reply
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Damn, looks like Lindsay is back up to her pre-"puberty" weight. I wish the cameraman would've panned out so we could see if she's regained her curvaliciousness as well or if it's only face-and-jowl weight that she's gained.

Posted by: yo-yo diet at 07/21/05 12:20 PM | Reply
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"What's the frequency, Kenneth?!?!"

Posted by: Spencer at 07/21/05 12:37 PM | Reply
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sorry to veer off topic, but has anyone out there found an mp3 of the DFA remix of "the hand that feeds"? i can't find that shit anywhere

Posted by: jack at 07/21/05 12:48 PM | Reply
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el oh el at Mighty's response.

Posted by: sasefina at 07/21/05 12:53 PM | Reply
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yo-yo, here's the rest of the pics.

http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.showMessage?topicID=86149.topic

Posted by: janine at 07/21/05 1:16 PM | Reply
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See? No more gingevitis!

Posted by: Chu Chu at 07/21/05 1:22 PM | Reply
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Can we talk about this new Silver Jews track? It's awesome. This song combined with the other one I've heard, "How can I love you (if you won't lie down)" lead me to believe this album will be another classic by Berman and the gang. When does the album come out? I can't find it on Amazon...

Posted by: sean t at 07/21/05 1:40 PM | Reply
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oh stereogum! i just decided to look at your very first archived post - behold the scary comment spam!

p.s. silver jews track = good. lindsay lohan = on par with scary comment spam.

Posted by: A. at 07/21/05 2:29 PM | Reply
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i should totally start listening to music before commenting on it.

Posted by: A. at 07/21/05 2:32 PM | Reply
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"sorry to veer off topic, but has anyone out there found an mp3 of the DFA remix of "the hand that feeds"? i can't find that shit anywhere"

Here: http://s14.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2270MMCMWSFMJ0KQWKUT1N92HZ

Posted by: deathbysexy at 07/21/05 4:01 PM | Reply
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The new SJ is pretty good. Not as good as their past efforts, but I'm statisfied with it. As for the girl yelling at LiLo:

"I must yell at you because you make me feel fat and insecure about myself!"

Posted by: Niemster at 07/21/05 4:01 PM | Reply
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Guh, that banner at the top is DAMN UGLY. The site is starting to look like one of those old domains that got taken over to sell ringtones.

Posted by: Macky Ole at 07/21/05 4:23 PM | Reply
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"damn that was great stuff! where can i score a key?"

Posted by: EasyP at 07/21/05 5:07 PM | Reply
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"I just loved you in the lizzie mcguire movie!"

Posted by: YTD at 07/21/05 5:32 PM | Reply
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sj comes out in october. it sounds malkmusy cause malkmus is on the album.

Posted by: eric at 07/21/05 6:18 PM | Reply
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She's probably yelling "I could care less who you are, bitch!" Thanks for typing the correct usage.

Posted by: Michael at 07/21/05 7:10 PM | Reply
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"In 1984, I was hospitalized for perfection!"

Posted by: herman munster at 07/21/05 9:58 PM | Reply
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"I stole your coke stash, bitch!"

Posted by: Nocturne at 07/21/05 10:14 PM | Reply
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"Hi Ashley!:

Posted by: Calliwell at 07/21/05 10:26 PM | Reply
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"Hi Ashley!"

Posted by: Calliwell at 07/21/05 10:27 PM | Reply
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"YOUR NEW MOVIE AND SINGLE ARE AWFUL YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE DISNEY CHANNEL OR WHATEVER"

Posted by: chris at 07/21/05 10:33 PM | Reply
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"LOUD NOISES!"

Posted by: MP at 07/22/05 12:04 AM | Reply
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she (blow-han) looks like she is either going to cry or start laughing.

Posted by: cassie at 07/22/05 12:41 AM | Reply
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thanx for the SJews track

Posted by: Satisfied '75 at 07/22/05 5:37 AM | Reply
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Holy shit the "What's the Frequency Kenneth?" comment was BRILLIANT! Dead on!

Posted by: Fake Janine at 07/22/05 9:03 AM | Reply
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this silverjews track makes me think tanglewood numbers will be record of the year - right ahead of sufjan

Posted by: uncle remus at 07/22/05 10:14 AM | Reply
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you tryin to steal my man, biach

Posted by: haris pilton at 07/22/05 2:51 PM | Reply
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"Would you like do a line of coke off my ass??"

Posted by: blonde geek at 07/22/05 3:48 PM | Reply
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"Your mother sucks socks that smell, raaaarrrr!! Lick me!! Lick meeeee!!!"

Posted by: Blu at 07/23/05 10:14 AM | Reply
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"You stupid ho! You stole my life! Waaaaaah! WAAAAAAH!"

Posted by: Kiks at 07/23/05 12:00 PM | Reply
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"I know you like to linedance. Everything's so democratic and cool. But baby, there;s no guidance when random rules!"

Posted by: x at 07/23/05 7:47 PM | Reply
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"Does my breath smell?"

Posted by: hali tosis at 07/23/05 7:49 PM | Reply
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"I want you inside me."

...Needless to say it got weird.

Posted by: rossi at 07/24/05 10:15 AM | Reply
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SHOW ME THEM TITS BITCH!

Posted by: Helena at 07/24/05 7:16 PM | Reply
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hi lindzz,

loved ya in 'da parent trap', wha eva happened to your twin sis??!

Posted by: nancy at 07/24/05 9:23 PM | Reply
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hey, you don't got some big ass titties!!!!!

biach

http://demon.dopeman.org/getright/Big_Ass_Titties.swf

Posted by: bubba at 07/24/05 9:26 PM | Reply
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she woz sayin "Lindsay Lohan u fuckin suck donkeys ballz"

Posted by: kool at 07/29/05 7:10 PM | Reply
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Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields...

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