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September 13, 2006

Liveblogging The Rock Star: Supernova Finale

Just kidding. This is first time I've even mentioned this show on Stereogum. Tuning in now, though, and as Dave Navarro predicted on his blog yesterday, "Lukas and Dilana have the best shots at winning." We'll find out who the Rock Star is after this commercial break!

I've only watched one full episode of this series, and the contestants were morons...

DAVE NAVARRO: I'm just not seeing anything different. And frankly I'm getting a little bored. Change. It. Up. From. Week. To. Week. Otherwise, you are wasting this opportunity.

PATRICE: Do you do a lot of different things onstage when you perform Dave?

DAVE NAVARRO: Uh, yeah. But see the difference is that I have a job and I'm not auditioning.

Yep, she was cut. But not before performing "My Iron Lung." At which point I stopped watching.

In the end, the most entertaining thing about this project is that the new band WON'T EVEN BE CALLED SUPERNOVA. That other Supernova actually won their lawsuit, so it's back to the drawing board for Tommy Lee, Jason Newsted and Gilby Clarke. This must mark the first time a band has sold out the Hard Rock in Vegas (12/31) without a lead singer or a name.

UPDATE: Congrats kid! See ya in the bargain bin.

Posted at 8:44 PM




32 Comments

Wasn't Tara Slone a contestant on this show?
She made for a decent Canadian version of Shirley Manson.

Posted by: Blu at 09/13/06 8:57 PM | Reply
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She was on the INXS version.

Posted by: jonk at 09/13/06 9:05 PM | Reply
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They should have chosen Rob Munk. He would have been the best pick to lead the great band Supernova.

Posted by: Udo Dirkschlinger at 09/13/06 9:33 PM | Reply
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This sad show should be on cable with Howard Stern-type dialogue. Instead of auditioning lead singers, lawsuit loser Supernova, now known as Christian rockers Super Noah, evaluates hot strippers to tour with. And since Brooke Burke is pregnant, she could hand off commentary duties to Tera Patrick. Jerry Springer’s audience could fill in while he’s off dancing with the stars…

Posted by: Curtice at 09/13/06 9:56 PM | Reply
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i wanted to launch a site called www.youthefuckisgilbyclark.com

Posted by: kebab dylan at 09/13/06 10:46 PM | Reply
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That guy in the photo (who I assume is the new lead singer of whatever) recently get beaten within an inch of his life? He certainly looks that way. I for one look forward to this new band, and wish to put their CD right next to the new INXS CD in the trash.

Posted by: S. Jerusalem at 09/13/06 11:36 PM | Reply
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I like the fact a Canadian one but I don't like the fact he is representing my country with a forehead that you could screen drive-in movies on.

Posted by: Warren at 09/14/06 12:45 AM | Reply
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When does the Matthew Sweet version of this show come out?

Posted by: jerry at 09/14/06 12:48 AM | Reply
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What the hell is that guys problem?

Posted by: James at 09/14/06 1:04 AM | Reply
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poor schmuck. this will all be over so fast.

Posted by: mathamatic at 09/14/06 1:19 AM | Reply
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Warren - did you spell "won" - one?

WTF?

Posted by: wtf at 09/14/06 1:26 AM | Reply
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that guy has a horrible voice, and he had shitty originals. the girl was so much better.

Posted by: joe at 09/14/06 1:58 AM | Reply
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I watched a lot of this season and all I can say is I hate this show. I hate the troll who won. I hate Dave Navarro calling everyone "baby." I hate Tommy Lee hitting on anything with breasts. I hate Gilby Clarke for acting like he was a real member of Guns 'n' Roses. I hate Jason Newsted for participating in this when he is actually a decent musician. I hate Brooke Burke and her awkward pauses.

I'm not even going to get into the other contestants or the fact they not only re-used songs from last season, but re-used songs from this season.

Posted by: Mita at 09/14/06 2:20 AM | Reply
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is it just me, or does that guy have a huge fuckin forehead?

Posted by: Chris at 09/14/06 2:20 AM | Reply
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When you start criticizing anything about Brooke Burke...you've gone too far. Everything else is totally true though.
For some reason I had a hard time believing Tommy Lee actually listened to any music outside of Motley Crue, some other hair band peers and shitty rap... But then the first episode I saw him singing along with "Piece of My Heart" and I was thrown for a loop, I don't know what to think anymore.

Posted by: Stephen at 09/14/06 3:18 AM | Reply
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wtf, I did. seriously, wtf. omg I am internet blushing.

But my point remains the same. Or maybe I just secretly meant he is the ONE because he was picked. Oh wait, sorry, that was the other reality show.

Um

Lukas sucks.

Posted by: Warren at 09/14/06 3:37 AM | Reply
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I have no idea what these guys are thinking, I cna't stomach watching Lucas move across the stage with thing he calls dancing, and you can't understand more than 3 words when he's singing, it's all mumbles. To sum this all up Lucas Sucks, and i have no interest in seeing this band.

Posted by: Renee at 09/14/06 8:46 AM | Reply
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best (paraphrased) quote from the show after one girl got kicked off

"I am so honored to be a part of this. I mean, this has never been done before"

-- from season TWO of rockstar

and yes I watched every damn episode of this. I hate myself.

Posted by: kebab dylan at 09/14/06 9:40 AM | Reply
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I only saw the first show and it was obvious ol' Sade head was going to win.

Oh well...

Posted by: themn at 09/14/06 10:07 AM | Reply
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Can someone youtube the My Iron Lung performance?

A song about the redundancy of pop songwriting sung by another redundant pop singer. i love it.

Posted by: d at 09/14/06 10:26 AM | Reply
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This show taught me so much about music, particularly the imprtance of key and why singing the right melody isn't enough.

Posted by: janine at 09/14/06 10:40 AM | Reply
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you have to find the youtube of dilana (sp?) singing psycho killer. It may be the most horrible performance of a great song ever. The looks of the super* members is priceless.

Posted by: kebab dylan at 09/14/06 11:42 AM | Reply
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lukas has been the pre-ordained winner even from the start -- for reasons i would never understand. he is a freaking "rock star" cliche. toby (the one from australia) or magni (from iceland) would've been better choices, but i guess you can't blame the band formerly known as supernova to base their decision on audience votes. however, they should pray those votes will translate to record and tour ticket sales.

Posted by: finn at 09/14/06 11:51 AM | Reply
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I admit I thought this was the best show on tv because literally every moment made you either cringe or throw up in your mouth.

Also, are you allowed to smile when your wearing that eye makeup?

Posted by: Clams at 09/14/06 12:48 PM | Reply
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the patrice girl did a halfway decent job On radiohead's "iron lung". The winner Lukas, on the other hand, totally butchered the verve's "bittersweet symphony". It was like my ears were bleeding.

Posted by: joj at 09/14/06 1:08 PM | Reply
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did anyone think the original supernova song they sang at the end, as "for the first time ever the complete band takes the stage" sounded like a really bad Green day song that didn't even make the cut for American Idiot. Its like Billie Joe ran into Tommy at the grocery store down in Malibu and their exchange went something like this"
BJ Armstrong: Hey Tommy, how you doing?
Tommy Lee; Terrible Billie
BJA: Why's that?
TL:Well I'm doing this rockstar gig and we have to pick a singer soon. Only thing is I haven't been able to write the song the band needs for the finale.
BJA: We can never rely on Tre Cool to write anything decent either. Here's what I'll do. I got a song I wrote whilst sitting on the toilet back around when I was writing American Idiot. I ain't using it for the 3 year year anniversary deluxe re-issue. You can totally have it.
TL: Thanks Bro/Dude/Man.

Posted by: Hawker at 09/14/06 1:48 PM | Reply
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Post script; Brooke Burke I just wanna squeeze your waist

Posted by: Hawker at 09/14/06 1:49 PM | Reply
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Dilana was robbed. She was the true talent.

Posted by: Pop Culture Diva at 09/14/06 3:39 PM | Reply
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that's not a forehead, that's a five-head.

Posted by: hug it out at 09/14/06 7:15 PM | Reply
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woooo Matthew Sweet!
And...another Canadian winning...

Posted by: Hellafax at 09/14/06 9:23 PM | Reply
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Never thought Id say this but i actually prefer american friggin idol. its lollapalooza compared to this poser shyte.

Posted by: dwaynewayne at 09/17/06 11:17 AM | Reply
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"Supernova" show is American Idol for druggies.

Posted by: paul at 09/20/06 6:22 PM | Reply
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