Not yet convinced that Miss Lohan is morphing into Britney Spears? Check out how our favorite teen trainwreck has taken to sending messages via novelty tee.
Random nuptials can't be far behind.
UPDATE: There's a story too!
Posted at 4:29 PM
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Sweet vegetarian Jesus, she looks 40.
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WOW. She's got a bit of a scary look without makeup.
Ouchie.
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any idea why she's so skinny? powdery habit?
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Her breasts are sagging since she had her humongous implants out.
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Oh, and by the way -- anyone else notice her coke nose?
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one month ago:
"she is not that thin. EW airbrushed her thighs. they took two or three inches off her in that rolling stone photo...blah blah"
now:
"she is too thin! she must be on coke!"
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I wonder when her first 55 hour Vegas wedding will be.
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You should see this picture on People.com. If she had just one more freckle on her face or arms, she would have to hold them in her hands. That just shows how much fucking make-up and airbrushing they do to her pictures.
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loadsa ppl cary msgs on their t-shirts!
is it tru tho bout her havin implants n den gettin em taken out?
one dodgy pic n shes on coke...also, culd it nt b possible dat she has jst been dietin?!
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She's been dieting all right. On the Mary-Kate Olsen Plan.!"
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Dear Poster Above The One Above,
For the love of God, will you please just type the entire word out?! This British ebonics (Britbonics?) shit is driving me batty.
Thanks,
An American Reader
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ok, the scary thing is that she kind of looks like a monkey, a lil smiling monkey.....
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ok, the scary thing is that she kind of looks like a monkey, a lil smiling monkey.....
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cripes, she does. like the one Ross carried around on Friends. Well, a cross between that and a girl I knew in high school, who was vaguely monkeyish herself...
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Man, she was way hotter when she played the twins in Parent Trap.
I keed, I keed.
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NO MORE EBONIC POSTS! That would be to you bananacrust.
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I think she looks like a raisin made from Mariah Carey.
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the more attention and criticism we give these girls the more they will stick around (no pun intended) and the more little dwarfed cokeheads will follow in their path.
now, let's get back to music.
oh wait, this chick has a cd, doesn't she!
now that's scary.
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For the first time this past weekend I heard her song Rumors, I honestly thought it was Britney Spears, it sounds just like a Britney song and I'm guessing the producer and the engineer must have used the same pro tool program that they use with Britney cause she sounds just like Britney.
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They're not going anywhere. Record company execs who are too afraid to try anything new will keep throwing this crap at the public until they realize no one wants to buy it. The thud of LiLo’s album could help. In the meantime, she looks like she really needs a bit of Fez. Who knew he was this healing balm of a man?
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I just read the backstory and if I were trapped with Paris and LiLo anywhere for even five minutes I would shoot myself! And were does Paris get off calling Hillary Swank ugly, to me Paris is the one who is pretty fugly, I just don't get why people think she is so beautiful.
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>she kind of looks like a monkey, a lil smiling monkey.....
>I think she looks like a raisin made from Mariah Carey.
Haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Too funny!
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Grimmone I read where LL told Rolling Stone that it took her just 3 weeks to make that album. Three fucking weeks??? She said she recorded most of it in her trailor on the Herbie set. Boy she really put alot of creativity and time into that! Your right, it sounds and looks like they used Britneys discarded materials left on the cutting room floor from the Toxic video. Just like Britney all she goes on about is for the press and fans to leave her alone, repsect her privacy, and let her live her own life. Why is she trying to spoof Britney then, if she wants to live her own life? If I was Britney I would take her to Judge Mathis for copywrite infringment. I mean I think Britneys stuff is shit myself, but its her own shit and Lohan needs to get her OWN shit and quit copying Britneys shit! I mean really, THREE FUCKING WEEKS???
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. How could she have possibly removed her implants? Those boobs are huge! I just think she's braless. Couple that with her amazing shrinking figure and good lord, she could topple right over. Poor girl.
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I think they are too saggy to be fake.
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Beavis on crack, From hearing that song it sounded as if that was recorded in the first take. My guess is that the producers had Lindsay sing the songs and that may have lasted about one week then most likely they spent the next two weeks on production i.e. pro tooling LiLo up the ying yang adding backing tracks etc.
All I can say is as shitty as her music is (who isn't suprised by that) and as much as she sounds just like Britney at least she isn't an Avril clone ala Hil Duff or Ashlee Simpson screaming in every interview about how punk she is and how rock her music is. As a huge punk fan those girls bother me more then LiLo and her Britney wannabe music.
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Yeah you definately have a point there Grimmone.
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I totally shutter when I think that Ashlee Simpson maybe the person who inducts Chrissie Hynde and the Pretenders into the RHOF come March....and she may have the chance to jam with Chrissie and the boys.....and worse there maybe a table with Ashlee's pals LiLo and Paris....and those two may get up and sing backing vocals....ewwwww BAD THOUGHT GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!
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Well what chaps my ass is the fact that Ashlee Simpson is going to be the halftime performer at the damn Orange Bowl. As a Sooner with high hopes, I am very disappointed.
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I used to be a big believer in Lindsay's tits, but now that I see how awkward and saggy they are post weightloss, it's like when you find out Santa isn't real.
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she should definately wear a bra. Only flat chested chicks like Hilton can pull of not wearing one.
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she has some fat tits. I want to butt fuck her after Duff, but I dont want Ashlee she is so ugly and she has no fat tits like Duff and Lohan.
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damn she is fugly
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btw if u dont mind i posted that pic on my xanga
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Teenie boppers are getting skankier by the fucking day. This goofy bitch is as low class as the teenie boppers get. Go fuck yourself Lohan, you are a goon.
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Oh GOD, what is going on with that girl? What the hell... tell that skank to eat something.
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Jesus christ, well she'll never LOOK as bad as she SOUNDS. That recent oral holocaust that is her album can "speak" for itself.
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Poor Lindsay,
She's already been there, done that at only 18. Now she seems to be headed for the same downspiral than Britney. They went through the same things:
lip-synching live, experiencing first love, getting dumped by first love, wearing pathetic T-shirts to express their hate for their ex-lovers, going out with Colin Farell just to ease their pain.....
Plus, poor Lindsay is getting skinny because of the post-breakup trauma and all that stressful stuff. She used to be radiant, glowing, curvy but now she looks like a ghost.
Pleeez Lindsay, Vilmer already destroyed your heart & soul, don't let him destroy your body.
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Her shirt should say...SKANKY BITCH
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