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November 17, 2008

Marnie Stern's Kissing Booth, A Review

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Last week Marnie Stern announced that she'd setup a kissing both (with her as the kissed) at her two weekend shows with Gang Gang Dance in San Francisco and Los Angeles. (That's what she was in training for, see?) The cost: $3 for a peck on the cheek, $10 for a kiss on the lips, and $100 if you wanted to go French. It turns out she did the booths to raise money to pay for a speeding ticket and other traffic violations. She's brave. Of course, someone took her up on her offer. Though, according to this review of her San Francisco stint, it wasn't as many as you might've guessed.

At the end of Marnie Stern's set, a sizable group of people crowded around her side of the stage, declaring their love and asking for hugs. But to my dismay, I went out in the lobby later on and witnessed a similar group of people just, uh, standing around. And though the kissing offer was literally on the table, they were just, uh, awkwardly talking to Marnie Stern. And, um, buying a shirt, I guess. And, do you ... think I could have another hug?

It was excruciating. Goddamn indie hipsters are a bunch of pansy-ass Holden Caulfields who can't get over their own imagined degradation of giving a girl $10 for a kiss, I grumbled to myself. Whatever happened to all the fun in the world?!

But after about 10 minutes, a good sign walked into the room. To be precise: a tall mid-20s boy, with a slender face and large eyes. Lanky, plaid shirt. He approached the table and conspicuously pointed to the sign.

"Is the kissing booth open?" he asked.

Finally! Marnie Stern jumped up, pointed her arms in the air and let out a "whoo-hoo!" while doing a small, excited dance. A customer!

The boy pointed to the "lips" option, and handed a $10 bill to Stern, who was more than willing to deliver the goods. Boy, did he get his money's worth...

I chased him down afterwards. "I had to," he told me. "She's beautiful, you know? It was awesome." He was beaming from ear to ear.

It's unclear if he was the only taker, but you can see more text and photos, including her sign and a hug, over at Bohemian. Did nobody drop a c-note?

Posted at 5:01 PM by brandon
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amrit, now is your chance!!

Posted by: grace6697 profile link at 11/17/08 5:25 PM  | Reply
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How much for a snowball?

Posted by: Larry Dickman profile link at 11/17/08 5:40 PM  | Reply
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Anyone have tour dates for the She & Him kissing booth?

Posted by: Scott profile link at 11/17/08 6:04 PM  | Reply
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that's what we call a win win situation.

Posted by: grace6697 profile link  in reply to Scott's comment at 11/17/08 6:13 PM  | Reply
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Can there be???

Posted by: Jacob profile link  in reply to Scott's comment at 11/17/08 7:50 PM  | Reply
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I paid $10 at the L.A. show. My photo's on my MySpace page: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=48129687&albumID=157113&imageID=48835280

Posted by: Ed at 11/17/08 6:36 PM  | Reply
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Good for you, we're proud of you.

Posted by: Sexual Robotics profile link  in reply to Ed's comment at 11/19/08 8:06 PM  | Reply
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After seeing this picture I'd say that congratulations are in order for Bradford Cox for finally kissing a girl. You go, boy!

Posted by: kidacomputerok at 11/17/08 7:25 PM  | Reply
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Marnie, do it again in NYC and I'll be happy to spend my salary on you.

Posted by: Eduardo at 11/17/08 7:43 PM  | Reply
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shit,if i knew she was in LA this weekend,i would have been there.after 3 beers i would have turned into a generous gene and dropped the 100 in a heartbeat...shucks.

come back to LA marnie...this creep will be waiting.

Posted by: alf at 11/17/08 11:01 PM  | Reply
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having been at the show, to be fair, she didn't announce it enough. i got there a little late, and she didn't mention it once while onstage. plus people may have wanted a BOOTH/refrigerator box or a SIGN. of which there was neither.

i spent my money on a handknit ipod sleeve. more than a peck, but less than mouth-to-mouth and i can tongue it as much as i want.

Posted by: sunsun at 11/19/08 8:23 AM  | Reply
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having been at the show, to be fair, she didn't announce it enough. i got there a little late, and she didn't mention it once while onstage. plus people may have wanted a BOOTH/refrigerator box or a SIGN. of which there was neither.

i spent my money on a handknit ipod sleeve. more than a peck, but less than mouth-to-mouth and i can tongue it as much as i want.

Posted by: sunsun at 11/19/08 8:23 AM  | Reply
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Man... That's my friend Paul who kissed Marnie Stern.

This is lovely. :D I feel proud to know such a fella.

Posted by: Meg at 11/25/08 9:30 PM  | Reply
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Man... That's my friend Paul who kissed Marnie Stern.

This is lovely. :D I feel proud to know such a fella.

Posted by: Meg at 11/25/08 9:30 PM  | Reply
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That's our Pauly! :D

Posted by: George Snow at 11/25/08 10:13 PM  | Reply
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What the hell? What were these people thinking? KISS HER. SHE'S AMAZING.

Posted by: The Other Matthew profile link at 11/26/08 10:48 PM  | Reply
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