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June 6, 2005

Mary-Kate, Time To Phone Home?

The Superficial questions MK Olsen's E.T.-chic...

Posted at 8:27 AM
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She does look a little like ET...........

Posted by: Becca at 06/06/05 10:49 AM | Reply
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I bet you that ring used to fit her middle finger before she was treated for her anorexia.

Posted by: PJ at 06/06/05 11:05 AM | Reply
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See I prefer her pissed off, as apposed to the worn out, tired, victim look she usually rocks.

Posted by: noah at 06/06/05 11:29 AM | Reply
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I'd still do her.

Posted by: Howard Davis at 06/06/05 11:38 AM | Reply
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wait, which one is mary-kate? is she the skinny mean one?

Posted by: anica at 06/06/05 12:35 PM | Reply
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i like them. they don't spend their time thinking about people looking at them and the way they look, they wear clothes that feel comfortable and match their personalities. at least they have personalities, otherwise it's very ironic lindsay lohan and co.'s personalities all match what's popular.

Posted by: john at 06/06/05 12:39 PM | Reply
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If she doesn't care about the way she looks, why did she starve herself in order to look thin, you dolt?

Posted by: Irish Mike at 06/06/05 1:00 PM | Reply
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She's upset Bam cheated on her!

Posted by: Yale Bloor at 06/06/05 1:41 PM | Reply
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Best. Post. Ever.

Posted by: ryan p at 06/06/05 2:01 PM | Reply
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Hmm, I'm not going to call YOU a dolt, but people starve themselves for reasons other than image, and a lot of ppl believe MaryKate's problem stemmed from not wanting to grow up, and by being anorexic she kept a childlike body.

Posted by: john at 06/06/05 2:30 PM | Reply
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How unusual that someone who doesnt want to grow up is smoking cigarettes and dating Scott Strap from Creed. C'mon. I suppose Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie have "Peter Pan syndrome" too, eh John?

Posted by: Irish Mike at 06/06/05 3:03 PM | Reply
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...Either way, shes got fucking issues.

Posted by: Jere at 06/06/05 3:15 PM | Reply
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let's hope that wookie of a boyfriend of hers has a tiny penis otherwise she's gonna get gored when and if they try the ol' 'in-out in-out'.

Posted by: deedee at 06/06/05 3:49 PM | Reply
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surprised that ring didn't come off when she stuck her finger down her throat getting rid of that NAUGHTY SINFUL lettuce leaf

Posted by: Erin at 06/06/05 5:23 PM | Reply
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I wouldn't touch that girl with a ten foot pole. The very epitome of overhyped celebrity trash. The twins haven't been relevent since Full House rocked ABC.

Posted by: Kevin at 06/06/05 5:56 PM | Reply
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mary kate...phone...pizza hut.

Posted by: creeesco at 06/06/05 5:59 PM | Reply
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Girl doesn't just have issues, she's got the whole subsciption.

Posted by: Summer at 06/06/05 6:39 PM | Reply
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She's just "Mizunderstood," Summer (with a "Z" for hipness value)

Posted by: Irish Mike at 06/06/05 7:24 PM | Reply
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wut the hell?? that pic looks like it was on a hallaween or something i mean look at the make up
oh wait...it wasnt on a hallaween its just the way she looks....scary ahhh mary-kate change the look cuz no matter wut u do ur always UGLY!!!!

Posted by: meena at 06/06/05 8:12 PM | Reply
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This girl looks like a hobbit. She should be casted in a Lord of the Rings sequel where she could play Froddo's wife...

Posted by: tess at 06/06/05 10:24 PM | Reply
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Tess, you are totally right!!

Posted by: Lolita at 06/07/05 7:35 AM | Reply
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Wow, how and why did 13 year olds find stereogum? *charfs*


Snarf!!


She's totally ET. Awesome.

Posted by: Dani at 06/07/05 8:12 PM | Reply
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I like the way you used my earlier quote for an earlier mary kate thing. lol.

Posted by: zach at 06/08/05 2:15 AM | Reply
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shes rockin' the et. but i still like SOME of her clothes...the boho thing is pretty effing awesome.

Posted by: katie at 06/08/05 8:48 PM | Reply
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Elllllliot.

Posted by: Blonde Geek at 06/10/05 9:48 PM | Reply
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since when does she smoke?????

Posted by: hunni at 06/14/05 10:43 PM | Reply
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hey everyone's got fickin issues! give her a breat ...her style is her own and i love that when thoes two get dressed up and glam you know their hot!!! they have looks .....i love them

Posted by: jessica at 06/19/05 8:35 PM | Reply
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hey everyones got fucking issues! give her a break....her style is her own and i love that! when thoes two get dressed up and glam you know their hottt!!! they have the looks...i love them

Posted by: jessica at 06/19/05 8:38 PM | Reply
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cats can be ginger. Mary-kate is not ginger (at the moment) i like cats they don't have issues. Mary-kate obviously does and us discussing it behind her back won't help so i really think u all ought to get a life because u seem so bored of ur own that u must discuss some1 elses. love charlotte and eilidh xxxx

Posted by: Charlotte and Eilidh at 06/24/05 5:38 AM | Reply
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Mary-Kate and Ashley are very Talented Young Women, they have been in the spot light since babies, they have worked for every dime they have. Movies, TV shows, clothing lines, makeup lines, Cds, Etc...Give them some credit. Obviously people find them attractive if there was a count down sight to the day they turned 18.

Posted by: Nessa at 07/25/05 2:28 PM | Reply
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look, mary-kate is da coolist even if she does smoke, shes been stressed out l8ly and anirexia is an illness u fuckin moos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: lucie at 08/18/05 9:07 AM | Reply
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mary kate is hot, and use all know it.. haha jelousey makes u nasty! =! but seriousely you should get over the bitchyness u dont even noe her!

Posted by: lucY at 09/07/05 11:01 PM | Reply
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sorry but the olsen twins annoy the fuck outa me.....ther everywar and ther so sickening is every 1 blind.....they hav NO TALENT!!!who cares if mary kates anorexic thats her problem. yer shes good looking but u need more than looks in hollywood!!!!
i agree wiv kervin, tess and lolita on this oh well this forum sucks anyway! the 1 about bam margera is much better!
luv zepher-girl xxxx

Posted by: zepher-girl at 09/10/05 7:39 AM | Reply
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u all have issues and thats all im going to say accept for jessica i like you and i agree with you

Posted by: em at 01/02/06 1:57 PM | Reply
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mary kate and ashley are great girls and i have no idea why every one here are saying bad things about them i think you have no right what so ever!!!...and so what if mk smokes just cause she is a celebrity you want to make it as if it is a bad thing~!!and she does not look like et she looks like a human!!....and they have gone so far to get were they are now they did not just wish to be famous in a day they had to go through alot ...and also its not nice saying things about mk being skinny its not nice she may have an eating problem ...but it was her choice to do what ever she wants to ......so dont judge her...thoses girls have gone through alot and i think if you think they are not nice and get on your nerves then thats allright ..keep it to your self dont so spreading it on sites...cause then you will make people think bad things about them which is not true!!...people who do that is jealous cause they have money and their pretty and they have a lot going on for them!!.......

Posted by: maria at 01/03/06 12:30 PM | Reply
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