Meet The Federlines: "We're Lovin' It"
On today's episode of Meet The Federlines, Britney and Kevin go to McDizzonald's (pics via Britney Zone)...
BRITNEY: Wake up y'all!
KEVIN: Wha?
BRITNEY: We're here! We're here!
KEVIN: Sorry babe. Fell asleep at the wheel.
BRITNEY: Again.
[Laughing]
KEVIN: Man, I am sooo baked.
BRITNEY: Me too y'all. Let's go home and watch White Chicks.
Posted at 8:36 AM
Ew!
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Good Lord, is there no end to her antics?
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Her armpit looks like a vagina.
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Britney and Trischelle would get along real well!
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"Her armpit looks like a vagina."
Rofl! I almost wet myself when I read that :)
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explains the ever growing ass size.....she's had to have seen the movie "super size me"..so I'm sure there's a salad n there ya'll
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she's lovin' it, y'all!
mcdonald's should have picked her to sing the theme and not justin. oh well.
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That second picture is just terrifying. It looks like she could unhook her jaw python-style and swallow Kev's greasy head whole.
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1) is she in a negligee?
2) doesn't the dashboard in front of the steering wheel look like a strapless bra?
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"B" has got to start using eyemakeup remover under her eyes.
He looks so stoned.
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And... honestly, I don't see her getting plumper at all. Which is brutally unfair considering how much convenient store crap that girl appears to eat. I guess when you've got a live-in personal trainer... sigh.
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Dude, she is stoned.
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Good gawd almighty. My first thought was: "How does she have sex with that gross, unclean guy?" Then I looked at her, with that greasy hair, some scab-like crusty thing on her wrist (maybe special sauce?). Brr. The trash doesn't fall far from the trailer.
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grrrrr, "y'all" is used only to address TWO OR MORE PEOPLE. You do this just to torture me, don't you Scotty? :)
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It's intentional LINDSAY'ALL.
In my mind Britney uses it incorrectly.
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Also I like the bottom right corner of the last pic. Kev's like, "Get your elbow outta my face biatch."
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She's muggin' it.
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When you eat fast food every single day, you simply should NOT be that happy to get yet another bag of it.
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'She's muggin' it.'
LMAO!!
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dude, that crusty looking thing on her wrist is a tat -- pink dice, if i have my britney trivia correct, and kev's got matching blue dice!
they're both just gross. it's no wonder she looks like hell, eating the shit that she does on such a regular basis.
i also might point out here that fast food is not a diet any expectant mother (or woman trying to conceive) should be living on -- britney, get a clue, stop smoking, and eat some veggies if you want a damn kid.
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"get a clue, stop smoking, and eat some veggies if you want a damn kid."
But that ain't how her mama did it, y'all! That's why Brit can write all them purty poetrys.
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Oh my god, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but...
That second picture is really cute.
Thanks. I have to go shoot myself now.
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Kevin's smirk in the second photo is adorable.
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"her armpit looks like a vagina"
BA DA BA BA BA I'M LUVIN IT!
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"Kevin's smirk in the second photo is adorable."
Ah, yes, the charming effects of pot.
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Lets just all hope and pray that her future offspring does not inherit that huge, down-syndrome neck thing she's got goin on.
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Sorry, PC police here:
Can we make fun of Britney without making fun of Down Syndrome appearances?
Britney and "Kev" choose to be trashy in public. DS folks can't help that they have a disease.
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God, could he possibly be any higher? And could someone get him a Norelco for Christmas?
How does she find him sexually attractive? Is she that filled with self-loath? The mind reels.
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That last photo says SO MUCH.
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caption: when white trash have munny...
I don't know how people seem to miss that linebacker neck of hers....
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Um PC police just got raped in the ass by a bunch of down syndrome kids so they won't be coming back. Retards are fair game- deal with it.
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(a caption to go along w/ last picture)
Look ya'll! I got the last laugh on that MJ impersonationg ex-boy toy of mine. I gots me justin's body parts in an McSack...... It only cost me $12 million, but thats my perrogative. Ba Da Da Da Da, Cry me a river Now bitches.I'm lovin it ya'll.
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Man, when she's all out there, hanging out and getting skanky, Brit's pretty hot. And I bet Kev's got some really dumb jokes up his sleeve. God, I love dumb jokes. Let it be known, these two know how to party.
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Look carefully, people: I think we're looking at an abused woman here. All the signs are there: 1.) He treats her like crap in public (those photos of them arguing in that bedroom shop, him calling her up from his cell in a hotel lobby, barking at her for making him wait, and him almost leaving the hotel without her), 2.) Her appearance has gone down big time, as though she has no self-worth, 3.) and she is giving up things that define who she is (her work) for him. Not good signs at all.
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Yeah at first it looked like she was laughing really, really hard. But now that I look at it more...it looks...like...KEVIN'S HEAD IS IN THAT LAST PICTURE'S BAG!!!
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is it my imagination or does Kevin never show her affection in public... she is always grabbing/mauling or even sweetly touching him like in these pictures, but he just always seems to be putting up with it..
I would love to see the pre-nup..
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Y'all need to grow up please.
Britney is having fun right now, and NO she is not being abused !
Can't u folks give her one night of privacy ?
Annd u gotta go optake pics like this.
Please take a picture of Lindsay , Christina, or Paris. Gimmee a break man. Sick and tired of seein pics of Britney for real y'all- plain sick of all this ya know what i mean.
Nobody looks perfect 24/7 and u all have to pick her apart like she's some kinda toy. C'mon u guys give'er a break. I'm so outta here before i realla done get pizzed. Hugs, Brenda
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do you think the last post was actually written by britney. let's look at the evidence:
a)the use of y'all sprinkled throughout the post
b)actually using the phrase 24/7. hello, has anyone sensible said that in the last 10 years? not since color me bad had a hit did that utterance leave my mouth
c)everything else.
guess she's on the internet instead of "throwing him down, if you know what i mean"
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Oh my like gosh. Whatever. Because i have the same initials ? Brit would never waste her Glorious time in this mess of a place.
Please, people ! 24/7 So happens to be common knowledge for a week, c'mon everybody. At least i aint using thuggin-language to put down only one of the most wealthiest and by far most powerful women in Hollywood. I don't mean to get all harsh (tahee-hee) but y'all suck really bad.
Go Brit & Kev 2005,
Love and Hugs Brienda
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"I'm so outta this mess of a place"
Really, BS?
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oh my like gosh. whatever.?????
what language are you speaking?
i hope that you are 12 years old, 15 at the oldest, otherwise your post is so very sad.
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"thuggin-language?" Dear Lord, I wish you'd use "thuggin-language" if it would stop you from saying things like "the most powerfulest."
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Hey Brenda... of course everyone knows that 24/7 means all 24 hours of every day of a 7 day week... it has meant that for the last ten years.
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What is up with all this stuff going on about Uma Thurman and Britney Spears ?
What is up with that ?
That's just plain bizarre.
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huh ? Well what is it about Uma and Brit ?
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britney is not friends with Umma Thermin, you guyz are odd.
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Hi Yall. I Live in Point Dume ( malibu )Cali Baba and i was shopping at Cooks family Market and i seen Brit and Uma gettin frisky in the champagne aisle. Seeing clebrities here in malibu aint a big deal to town folks like us. I think you all need to find jobs. No offense everybody, i like Brit , leave the poor girl alone.
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Britney and Uma getting frisky in store, What ??
This sounds like some Hot gossip.
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Youl all need jobs ! No this story is so not true.
Uma and a ILBrit don't neven no each other, y'all pleasee. I am so done with this site.
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She may be white trash but the girl ain't poor! She just looks like it.
It's simple... if she doesn't want anyone to care about her and leave her alone, stay out of the spotlight! Stop making cd's, stop doing interviews, stop having a website that charges people money to belong! Drop out of sight.
I hate celebrities and their fans that get all pissy when people don't buy the image of them that they want. We all know that Britney isn't as perfect and glamorous as her Photoshop altered and retouched pictures. We wouldn't make fun of her so much if that image isn't what she was trying to sell.
The only people that defend her are tweens who can't speak correctly and don't know any better. It's like the dorks that stick up for the popular kids in middle school and say, "Hey, she's nice. Leave her alone." The reality is that the popular kids, just like Britney don't give flying f**k about the little people and when they defend her. If she really cared about her fans, why charge them money to be her friends (be in her fan club)? Haha, dorks.
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i think kev is getting tired of her, maybe not her in general but how she acts, he seems like he's BEEN raunchy, and she kinda jumped on the bandwagon, I think he thought he'd get the glamorous, 10 pounds worth of make-up wearing, sweet, "hit me baby one more time brit" but shes just a female version of him....tsk.
also i'm still on the armpit thing..especially after looking at that pic again!
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So what she looks trashy. At least she is not trying to be something she is not. I hate when people in her position get money and then think they are better than everyone else. I don't believe she thinks like that. Look she married her white trash back up dancer with 2 kids. It is so normal. At least she doesn't have pics floating around showing her twat getting out a car like Paris Hilton.
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Paris Hilton's twat can get out of a car? Does Paris go with it?
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after eating that mcdonalds she will be singing "poops I did it again".. i swear it always makes you go!!
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"Paris Hilton's twat can get out of a car?"
ROTFLMAO! Puwahahahahah!
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kids at my school have bean talking abowt Britney getting plastick sergery on her face,is that true ? Also rumor abowt her kssing some lady in a store. Yuck. Britney why are you kssing ladies for ?Sincerely, Upset Destiny
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Seems like those two are enjoying their average lifestyle: No hairdo, no make-up, cheap clothing, cheap food. Wow!!!! So glamorous!!!!
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"Britney what are you kssing ladies for?"
BEST.SENTENCE.EVER.
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k pendeja c vio brit
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"k pendeja c vio brit"
Best -line- ever---, seriously.
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Ana Karen Chacon E. esta tontita
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man she married a wigger
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And he married (sans pre-nup) a very rich, very dumb lady.
Smart guy.
Wish I'd thought of it...maybe if I'd been one of the ladies kissing her...hhhhmmmmm
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Hey Destiny Reagan! Add dictionary to your Christmas list.
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ASL?
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ASL?
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Britney looks like that stuff you rinse out of the tub after shaving your legs and body hair...whats that stuff called again? Oh lord...what a contradiction...using britney and the word bathtub in the same sentence....ummm nevermind...one things for sure....that cheeseburger is probably a lot cleaner than she or whats his face....like it matters
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'some scab-like crusty thing on her wrist (maybe special sauce?)'
Have you been under a rock?! Brit and Kevin got matching tattoos of dice before the wedding because rolling the dice means taking chances.. And marriage is a chance..
Her is pink and on her inner left wrist and his is blue, and i don't know the location.
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Caption: " Who's smarter than you Britney?"
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I like how you think, slugger!
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Good bloggin!
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listen, you are alll being s mean. I mean cant 2people just go out and have fun... and not look perfect, i agree wi u, BS, 100% :D
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