Meet The Federlines
A Britney & Kevin reality show is coming to UPN as early as next month. The newlyweds shot most of the footage themselves and will serve as executive producers and hosts. Brit Brit tells Variety:
From the day that Kevin and I met, there have been constant rumors and inaccurate speculation about our lives together. I feel that last year, the tabloids ran my life, and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened, rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past. As I mentioned before, I am now going to be expressing my personal life through art.In the series finale, viewers with cellphones will be asked to vote one of them out of the relationship.
Posted at 10:01 AM
no fuckin' way brit brit knows the meaning of the word "misconstrued."
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Kelly, I was just going to say the same thing.
Also, since when is a reality show "art"?
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I had a field day with this... Since when does walking barefoot into public restrooms, fast-food, and getting stoned at the pool translate to art? By her definition, Cheech and Chong would rank with Michaelangelo, Da Vinci, and Van Gogh. I can't wait!
Meet the Federlines will air between Star Trek Voyager and WWE Smackdown!
Welcome to the downward spiral that is Britney Spears...
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She is a Crack Whore!
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Come on Britney, UPN?
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Is it christmas? I must be dreaming. I can't wait to watch this trainwreck!
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Wow, MTV wouldn't even take her.
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it's like Christmas in May, y'all.
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Wow mtv did take her, they are going to show her series on upn and reruns on mtv and vh1.
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The Newlyweds meets the Beverly Hillbillies.
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I can't believe she is actually gonna do this. please no. It will probably have tons of viewers though. Why god....why
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don't forget that they recorded the show themselves, which means the production values are sure to be top notch.
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who writes this site? it's good work!
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Series 2 will document Kevin's relationship with the Vegas "escort"
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can't stop laughing...
stereogum fans have the best comments!
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All I have to say is "how stupid" Britneys career has went down the drain majorly
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heidi, are you not from around here?
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Har!
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Oh man, this news makes me so happy.
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...sigh,tivos at the ready. two words:cult classic.
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How many hours can America watch Britney eat Cheetos?
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The first episode will feature a ten minute interview with Mr. Federlene, in which he reveals what it's like for an unemployed dancer to stick his dick in the monetary equvelent of an oil well, much like that scene where Jed Clampett Shoots the ground and is suddenly rich.
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I mean, I love Brit, but honestly, who really writes these "truth letters"?
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spring IS the best time of the year! thank you brit brit. will the carmeras be there when she decided not to sign the pre-nup?
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I think those "letter of truth" are just the product of her PR team. They're desperately trying to save Willy..oh sorry...I mean Britney. They're trying to do damage-control on her 4ever tarnished repututation. The pictures on this site are the real truth: they show that this girl is messed up and that she's becoming fatter, more acneic, crazier, dirtier and stinkier everyday...
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