Michael Lohan's Political Cartoon
Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael, who previously wowed us with his songwriting and media savvy, has picked up a new hobby while he remains incarcerated for DUI, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law with a shoe.
Making political cartoons!
His first one debuts in NY Daily News today. Lloyd Grove decodes the drawing depicting dad's "troubled" relationship with Firecrotch.
In the 46-year-old Lohan's cartoon, [villains] include money-grubbing lawyers with devil's horns, a prison guard, a paparazzo and an Ugg-booted woman who might be Lindsay's mom, Dina, or her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik. They're all tearing the daughter away from her dear old dad.And here it is:"Shame on you," declares the Lord Almighty, who's shown glowering and pointing from heaven. "Don't you know that some things are sacred!?!"
Also depicted - in see-no-evil, hear-no-evil, speak-no-evil poses - are Lindsay's younger siblings, Michael, Alina and Cody. On the back of the cartoon, the artist has scribbled: "The Spiritual Realities and Physical Elements of the truth behind this whole situation."
Anything missing?
Posted at 11:54 AM
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
So HE'S the bastard that draws those religious tracts that made me scared I was going to Hell when I was 7.
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My name is simon, I like to do drawerings.
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shouldn't firecrotch be:
a.) skinnier
b.) more naked
c.) have a dude attached to her at the groin?
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PK, thought the exact same thing ...
"Jack Chick" is really Michael Lohan!
www.jackchick.com is classic.
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who's at the top of the lincoln memorial? the grim reaper?
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Music.
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what a fucking idiot.
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needs more nipple slip
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Missing:
A: Coke
B: Freckles
C: Coke
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I must be doing this wrong. I can only find twelve band names.
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In the comic, one of Papa Lohan's shoes has come loose. What is the iconography of this? Presumably this is the shoe used in the assault that landed the man in jail. Are we to understand this object's prominent placement in the image -- between father and daughter -- as some kind of statement about their relationship? "The only thing keeping us from being a FAMILY again is that damn shoe (and the assault I committed with it... and the DUI)".
Fascinating.
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duude. that is one *seriously* fucked up family.
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It's official; I hate everything.
With this and Paris Hilton claiming her record is so good it made her cry, I just don't know anymore.
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One mustn't dissect gossamer.
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I just wonder why he chose to portray himself wearing a sleeveless shirt and gloves (possibly a braclet, I'm not sure). Did he just want to show off those awesome guns and his tat?
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They should reenact this cartoon at Misshapes.
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i'm going to call bullshit on that drawing. big fat bullshit. so here goes: michael lohan did not draw that picture. I don't know who did, but it wasn't michael lohan.
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WHISKEY
TANGO
FOXTROT
?
!
BTW, Looks like the three in the background just heard Lindsey's last album...in fact, looks like it made the guy on the right really ill...
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I think they're meant to be handcuffs on his wrist, Greg.
And who is he to lay the blame on the younger siblings for not responding? What are they, 10, 12? Sure, dude, it's their fault. Keep telling yourself that.
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thats not a political cartoon. thats someone whiningggg. political cartoons are supposed to leave someting to the imagination...i do like how 'god' gets involved though.
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Wow... you gotta give it to the guy. He sure can draw lol... as insane as this is it as at least a LITTLE less dramatic than that video for Lindsay's "Daughter To Father" video... you know the one where she's in a shop front sobbing, and her little sister is in a tutu doing the same? Surely that isn't very normal...
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All I can say is no wonder the daughter is all screwed up......and out of control.... look at what she put up with and grew up like....
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Lindsay is screwed up
the father is screwed uo
the mother is screwed up
lindsays publicist is screwed up
and anyone who believes Lindsay
can act is screwed up
Gary Morris
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hmmm...
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