Mischa Barton Topless
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Posted at 4:21 PM
March 23, 2005
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eewww.
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eek.... shouldn't that be chasing a rabbit around a track?
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cheeseburgers. more cheeseburgers for this woman please.
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If you give Mischa more cheeseburgers, it would only go to her disproportionately large hips, not her meagre chest. Man, she's made weird.
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let's hear it for south of border undies!!!!
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I counted seven ribs. Anyone else got a different number? More pics here: www.capital-eye.ru/catalogue/entertainment/MischaBrandon/?lang=en&page=2
There's one of Skeletor lotioning up!
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Quick, get her a feeding tube!
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haha oh god you're horrible.
but yes she's a little skinny for my taste.
she is tall, so she could be pretttyyy skinny to begin with. but this is unreasonable.
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For being so skinny, she sure has a dumpy dumper. Not that she's below my standards or anything (I'm just saying).
see here:
http://www.deansplanet.com/mischa_barton-topless.html
Oh, and DJMosterMo, I agree, Congress is really dropping the ball on this one.
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those nips look kinda like they're a tad bit pointy and on the rockety side.
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that could be any topless chick.
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so that's where she let her skeleton
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Aw... that's not flattering at all...
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i'd do her
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When are you going to produce your own softcore porn and just get on with it. Linking to stuff others found long before you seems so lame. you link to so little music you should be ashamed of being on all these mp3 aggregators.
I know you need the traffic to support your crappy advertisments but it's getting a little ridiculous.
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busted!
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I'm usually not one to rag on skinny celebrities, but ew, when you focus more on a celebrity's ribcage than you do her bare breasts, perhaps it's time to supersize it.
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Come on - you can't live on mp3's alone. Sometimes you need a little Mischa Barton tit to get you through the day. That said, I'm a little creeped out by the bones. I knew she was thin but... gak.
I'm more dismayed to see that Louis the XIV is rocking your ipod Scott. Come on, that band should be beaten severely for how much they suck. And how old are they anyway? My guess is median age of 39.
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criticizing people for being skinny (why doesn't she eat more?) is just as bad as criticizing them for being fat (why doesn't she eat less?). for shame.
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I'd definitely like her better if she were fat and had giant boobs.
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maybe Kirstie Alley can lend her some of her poundage...
to quote Keith Olbermann "eat something"
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Wow, that is totally not hot. She is one of those girls that I just don't get. Too skinny, not really all that pretty in the face. Too white or something. Thumbs way down.
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i hope that person on the phone is calling for take out. maybe a pizza, possibly some chinese.
her bathing suit reminds of a some poncho from a really cheesy movie about mexico or something.
Que platos buenos sirven aqui?
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Is that the kind of body you worship in the US? Maybe a rethink would be in order...
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Must we resort to the Big Book of British Smiles?
just kidding
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She could use some breast implants!
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eww thats disguisting ... she is way to skinny.. thats rank ... and as for the actually boob .. all girls with small boobs, go pointy like that when they bend over.
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if you go look at the other pictures of her...
who is the fat dude she keeps cuddling with and making out with? he has bigger boobs then she does...
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my favorite celebrity caught topless is Charlotte Church ... for those of you complaining about the ribcage ... google those
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I'm so tired of the alleged hot chicks in this country weighing 80 lbs or less. I'm so over it.
When I was a teenager, people like Cindy Crawford were the ideal body type. My scrawny 80 lb ass couldn't get a date to save my life. Now I look like the curvy ideal of the late 80s and well, It's not fair you asshats.
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Amy, if you truly do look like "the curvy ideal of the 80's," you shouldn't have a problem copping a date. I think that's the hotness right there...
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"all girls with small boobs go pointy like that when they bend over"
...did you hear that? yeah, that's the sound of a 1,000 boners dying a slow, painful death.
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wow... that's really sad. i hope she gets help for what i assume is an eating disorder.
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And they said MK Olsen needed help...
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man the peanut gallery is frickin' brutal. i mean, maybe the poor (read: famous and wealthy) girl is allergic to food or something.
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Her saggy tits scare me...look like little sacs of jelly...and she's horrifyingly thin and unattractive...
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Uhhm...WTF? Is this an Auschwitz prisoner?! WTF Mischa come'on you're so pretty girl, and if you do happen to have a eating disorder, you can always hit up MK for some advice right?
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give me a woman who has a bod her...and no bones protruding.
if only elle macphereson was younger...
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Come on people!!! One bad photo and now Mischa is ugly and has an eating disorder? She is beautiful and has a great body. I have seen countless photos of her -- and she looks HOT! I would love for some of you to post your pics on here while you are naked and bending over. I am sure it will just be an attractive array of fat, pimply teenagers with nothing better to do than dis Mischa.
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man fuck what you guys are sayin about cheeseburgers, this girl is straight up SMOKIN'
how can any self-respecting guy NOT want to bang this girl??
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some people are actually born thin you know.
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you are all just jealous fat heffers who are envious because your boyfriend watches to OC to perve on Mischa. shes gorgeous which is why she has been voted one of the worlds most beautifull people. i agree with the post above...how bout some of u post pics of u in bikinis bending over...eww i can already imagine.get a life LOSERS!
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your all sooo mean-how would u like it if ppl started saying "give her more cheeseburgers" your all so pathetic!
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What the fuck is your problem? Misha is the hottest girl ever! It's not her fault how she is made! would you rather have fake? Freig i would turn lesbian for her!!
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we gaan eens zien wat dat geeft !!!
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where's the pic?
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For your information, (dumb, fat) people, you must be fat to call Mischa skinny. I mean, really. I looked up ont the Net and her hip size (perimeter) is 31 INCHES. I mean really. I'm only 25 inches. She must have an eating problem. And don't argue with me about Mischa being fat, 'cause people calling her "skinny" and "pretty" haven't even met her without make up! She's curvier than Beyonce! I saw!
Besides, this wide-hipped idiot called Rachel Bilson "too curvy". She should cut out eating cheeseburgers. Seriously.
And Brandon is theeeeee UGLIEST guy I've EVER seen!
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ur all figgen ass holes she is beautiful and she isnt that skinny i mean thats bcause u only she photos thet are takein @ a bad time and seriously how u no there not bing degitally fucked with?
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more mischa buzz at Giant Magazine:
http://www.giantmag.com/issue_06/cov_MischaBarton.aspx
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i don't care what any-one else say's or feel's misha barton is beautiful from head to toe
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Hmmm...she isn't the prettiest girl ever, she is tall and thin, but maybe that's because she is naturally built that way? There is nothing wrong with having small breasts & curvy hips. People come in all shapes and sizes. Do you people think you're perfect or something?
Don't assume that a thin build stems from being ill or eating disordered. Some women are boyishly thin, some are slim but curvy, some have their weight distributed in different parts of the body, some are zaftig, some are downright obese.
I mean, I don't watch the O.C. and I'm not a fan of hers, but damn. If she was a little bit heavier you people would probably still be talking shit. If you don't find slender or skinny women attractive for some reason, okay. But it's really unnecessary to post some of these comments like, "She needs breast implants" or "Her meagre chest and disproportionately big hips" or "She needs a cheeseburger". I hate to say this but most of the time people who talk like this are either really FAT, or they are shallow-minded individuals unhappy with themselves. It's bad enough when men criticize women's looks & bodies but it's even worse when we do it to one another...WTF is up with that?!
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i agree with the last post. and i saw something on the front of a tabloid like "jessica simpson's butt goes flat: what really happened". and they had two pictures and the only difference was that she was wearing different shorts. i mean get a life people.
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well i think she looks good the way she is! god maybey she was just built that way Maybey she try's to gain a couple of pounds but cant have u ever though of that! I watch the oc actually i am obsessed with it and i have seen her in her bathing suit alot! and she isnt as horrible as u people make her out to be! she is actually is my roll model. I would kill to be her look like her that stuff! the only reason u people say these things is bc u are u fat to ever look like her or get anywere near looking like that or u are just very shalow minded! I mean its sad when guys judge us but it's even sader when us girls do it to each other and say even worse things then the guys do! wut is wrong with u people!
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yeah right, I agree, even though I'm not a girl. Isn't she like THE hottest chick, I need what we need 2 think about us wheither wwe we would think so if she wasn't a celebrity.
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I find it pathetic that people can go so low, why is it that we know judge everyone on how they look or what their wearing and not for the person inside, it makes me sick to think that people can be so shallow and so disgustingly brutal about someone's appearance. It seems to me that you will never be pleased if someone is slim then their suddenly anorexic and if someone is curvier then they then get the FAT tag.Noone has the right to judge someone over the way they look or how they choose to dress because you may find that even the classicly supposidly beautiful blonde hair blue eyed girls are the the kind of bitches that say this stuff in the first place i say be yourself and people can either take it or leave it. No one should have to change because the people around them are constantly putting them down.
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mischa is beautiful girl and its not fair of people to attack her about being skinny.. everyone gasps wen u comment on a "Fat" person but then it seems like everyone skinny bashes.. shes gorgeous just the way she is leave her alone, if you knew her you'd be telling her she was the most beautiful girl, so stop knocking her when you dont even kno her imagine how hurtful it would be if you were her reading this kinda stuff.
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actually i think the opposite of what u guys think. i think she looks heavy, and she isn't that skinny, just at the top, and her body doesn't look that good. her face is pretty, but that's all
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i do think it is so horrible when people judge people on they look.and it isent just blue eyed blonde haird bitches cuz im blue eyed and blonde hair but i qould never judge someone by how they look.......i mean it is horrible.and most people that say other people are fat and ugly is because there insecure about themselves or they wanna be cool by making fun of people
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i just think ya'll are all rude. i bet half of the girls who commented to this is just as Ugly. yeah i think shes ok but thats just me. insted of watching out for others look out for u first.
courtney
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i see no pic?
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Was that a NIPPLE slip on Nov 10th show right at the beginning when Mischa wakes up from the nightmare and reaches for the phone?
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i'd bang the shit out of her, all nite long
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u people are extremely SAD! i think mischa is has a fab body kinda like mine, shes sexy, hot n a doll, u knw i bet there are a million girls out there who would kill to b like her or have that body, n who cares about big boobs, u dnt need them to b sexy.
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hey shes sexy i would fuck the shit out of her so much she would be like ahhhhhhhhhh then i would stick it in her asss jkjkjk lol shes hot the most amazing girl ive ever seen
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I think misha is lush! anyone saying different is so jealous! skinny isnt a gwd look but its fab on misha, you go girlie!
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its really friggin sad your posting comments about an actress going topless sort ur life out !!!
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comone . I am 14 and Mischa is my fav actress be nice. Topless guys what are you thinking. That is just sick . You guys are so imature
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Honestly, I find this whole thing rediculously pathetic. I happened to stumble onto this thread becuase I was looking for an idea for a haircut...yeah, google and all of it's immense filter-search glory! (I kid, I love google) but anyway, Mischa Barton is an amazingly stunning woman, every bit of her is gorgeous because it's hers. It's not fake, plastic, silacone, metal it's her own. If you saw her in person, I garentee you that you would be taken aback by how stunning she actually is. For the record, belive it or not, she's naturally that slim, some people are. The only reason anyone ever attacks someone else based on their looks the way the majority of you are doing, is becuase your all just soo self-cousious and extremely insecure, and you know what? thats all you project to people, it's simply pathetic. As far as the sad males out there that are clearly a little bit rusty on female anatamy, big deal, so what if her breasts don't fit your warped, fake, view on the female body. If she put on some weight, guess what? you'd be attacking her for being fat, it's rediculous, and quite frankly I don't have the time to be sitting here pitying you. long story short- get a life.
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