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February 21, 2007

More On Britney's Shears

Before we go any further, just thought you'd like to know that Britney checked out of rehab. Again. Anyway. Y'all are submitting some great stuff for the Good News For People Who Like Bald News Photoshop Contest! Just wanted to remind you guys that there are just a few hours left to enter. Best entry gets an unopened copy of the new K-Fed.

But that isn't the only valuable exchange going down as a result of Britney's shears. If you're a fan of follicles and have $1 million, head to BuyBritneysHair.com where, according to the site:

You can be the proud owner of Britney Spears' hair, extensions, the Omega clipper used to cut it all off and even the can of Red Bull she was drinking at the time. You also get her blue Bic Lighter.
She's been nuts for years. How was that domain name not taken?

Posted at 12:50 PM
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Can we please stop hearing about her? That's what shitty gossip blogs are for.

Posted by: Matthew at 02/21/07 2:02 PM  | Reply
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matt the brat

Posted by: jane at 02/21/07 4:38 PM  | Reply
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didnt everyone know this like 3 days ago

Posted by: grover at 02/21/07 5:30 PM  | Reply
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just leave the girl alone.. she's obviously not mentally right, its bad enough i can't turn on the tv without hearing about her. no wonder she went crazy, because of the five million blogs that make fun of her like this and the hundreds of paparazzi that can't even leave her alone when she goes to rehab. just leave the girl alone. you may not like her or her music, but you wouldn't poke a retard with a stick, well same scenario i guess

Posted by: dave at 02/21/07 6:39 PM  | Reply
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where were her handlers?

Posted by: mimirae at 02/22/07 8:08 AM  | Reply
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She should've stuck the umbrella up the photographers ass. And tv gossip shows like ET and The Insider can go fuck themselves also. I wish the same would happen to their family members. I'd like to see how well they would handle the pressure of having a fucking camera follow their every move. Leave the fucking girl alone. I wish one of her more "famous" friends would speak up and defend her. That would be a true test to who her REAL friends are. And Federline, do me a huge favor and go fuck yourself also. Go get a job a Pizza Hut and earn a fucking living, you fucking scumbag loser. I hope your two inch dick falls off.

Posted by: cravenmoorehead at 02/23/07 9:45 AM  | Reply
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the tramatized star is clearly not well so please leave her alone the paparatzi deserve to be beaten up 4 wat they do

Posted by: poppy at 05/25/07 2:31 PM  | Reply
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