Moronic Quotes Of The Week (Hang On To Your Ego Edition)
"If you're not invited, you're a nobody."
- PoweR Girl/professional ass-kisser Lizzie Grubman on P. Diddy's White Party
"Unless you're in Paul from Interpol's living room and he's like, 'Can I go to bed now?' you haven't made it."
- Anonymous "downtown insider" on secret afterparties
"I know what it's like to be a celebrity and to be harassed. I'm so glad to be in a private area."
- American Idol dropout Mario Vasquez, before being escorted out of Marquee for harrassing Ashlee and Jessica Simpson
Posted at 9:19 AM
Lizzie Grubman's face hurts me when I look at her...
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Christ. I thought that said Mario Lopez. That had me worried, I wouldn't have believed that he had already blown his 'Pacific Blue' and 'Name Your Adventure' paychecks and was reduced to begging the Simpson sisters for photos. Thank the lord.
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Poor Mario! Rule #1 when you hit the "big time" is not to get all school-girl and giggly around people more famous than you.
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This Lizzie Grubman person look like an albino monkey!
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What those quotes REALLY mean
Grubman= If you do get invited to this party you are a braindead talentless boob who thinks that they are above everything and likes to socialize with other braindead talentless boobs who feel that they are above everything.
That idiot from the post= I'm a serious jackass and what I don't realize that musicans that I think I'm just as cool as are laughing at me and what jackass I'm.
Mario=Just really sad!
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Shades of things to come. Mario Vasquez VASTLY overestimates his own fame already. Imagine how bad it's going to be later.
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Lizzie Grubman is really, really ugly. Why have so few people noticed this?
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Grubman should have said: "If you havent ran over anyone in your SUV yet, then you are a chicken shit."
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I didn't actually need any of these factors to confirm my own loser-ness.
Thanks to these folks for providing further clarification, though.
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Lizzie Grubman apparently doesn't realize that dyeing your eyebrows looks *terrible*...
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Grubman should learn not to run over elderly people at ski resorts with her SUV.
Hooray for glorified admin assistants!!!11!!!
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Poor Mario. He thought he made it ah ah...should have stayed in the competition if he wanted to get the same star treatment than Jess and Ashlee. Those girls already sold millions of albums but Vazquez hasn't even signed a record deal yet...Maybe he thought his 15 minutes would last forever. So funny he got the boot like some creepy intruder at this club. It's a good humility lesson for him.
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Jeez! I may be late coming to this comment thing but does everyone believe everything they read in Page Six? I personally know Mario. This is not true. What is wrong with everyone? My usual Page Six rule of thumb is the item is either A) planted by publicists or B) the exact opposite is true. I can't believe everyone is so quick to assume that he said this. Puh-lease. Mario is not that dumb. He did leave corny AI after all :)
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I'd rather be the nobody that I am than be Lizzie Grubman.
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