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July 27, 2006

Morph The Kid

If you don't recognize these rock star offspring...

It's because the portraits are from the year 2026! (Us Weekly plays some kidz crop.)

Good Lourdes!

PREVIOUSLY: Spot the Garfunkel.

Posted at 12:22 AM




12 Comments

whoa.....

that's awesome when you're stoned....

gracias.

Posted by: maya lucia at 07/27/06 12:44 AM  | Reply
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Nice stache and unibrow on Lourdes now.
Maddox looks like the guy that played the Cambodian Prision camp leader in all the Missing in Action movies.

Posted by: Fugdonna at 07/27/06 12:46 AM  | Reply
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So for Zahara did they include several plastic surgeries for her fucked up upper lip?

Posted by: Zahugly at 07/27/06 12:49 AM  | Reply
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sean preston looks hella gay and apple martin looks hella busted!


SF REP!

Posted by: on no at 07/27/06 1:06 AM  | Reply
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God help us!

Posted by: dudeAsinCool at 07/27/06 1:07 AM  | Reply
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Umm...am I missing something but are the Pitt kids not adopted? How exactly do they know what the parents look like? Coco and Lourdes look hot. The Trump kid looks scary as shit.

Posted by: Stephen at 07/27/06 1:15 AM  | Reply
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Why does Apple turn into Nicole Kidman?

Posted by: Why? at 07/27/06 1:42 AM  | Reply
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That Sean Preston is pretty cute

Posted by: Bobby at 07/27/06 2:14 AM  | Reply
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eww weirdness

Posted by: king at 07/27/06 2:35 AM  | Reply
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SCARY!

Posted by: Holla at 07/27/06 10:00 AM  | Reply
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Some of them make you say "ok, I can see that" and then others are just beyons weird. I am going to have nightmares about Sean Preston for years.

Posted by: Christy at 07/27/06 10:01 AM  | Reply
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They are being kind, Lourdes is not going to look any where near as good as they predict, smae with Zahara and most of the others.

Posted by: I bet on uglier at 07/27/06 8:03 PM  | Reply
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