Morph The Kid
If you don't recognize these rock star offspring...
It's because the portraits are from the year 2026! (Us Weekly plays some kidz crop.)
Good Lourdes!
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July 27, 2006
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whoa.....
that's awesome when you're stoned....
gracias.
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Nice stache and unibrow on Lourdes now.
Maddox looks like the guy that played the Cambodian Prision camp leader in all the Missing in Action movies.
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So for Zahara did they include several plastic surgeries for her fucked up upper lip?
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sean preston looks hella gay and apple martin looks hella busted!
SF REP!
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God help us!
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Umm...am I missing something but are the Pitt kids not adopted? How exactly do they know what the parents look like? Coco and Lourdes look hot. The Trump kid looks scary as shit.
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Why does Apple turn into Nicole Kidman?
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That Sean Preston is pretty cute
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eww weirdness
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SCARY!
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Some of them make you say "ok, I can see that" and then others are just beyons weird. I am going to have nightmares about Sean Preston for years.
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They are being kind, Lourdes is not going to look any where near as good as they predict, smae with Zahara and most of the others.
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