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July 24, 2007

Courntey Love Posts New Demo, Still Needs A Functioning Keyboard

Head to courtneylove.com to hear the actually not bad demo for "Car Crash." Then have fun with Court's explanatory MySpace blog post. You know what to expect, right?

courtneylove.com

i put up z demo of demo iof demo of carcrash we habve about 4 other songs too, and id like to get opinions on them sopme of them. i need to write another dylanney one rexcept i just found otu my fat fighters mafrtin got stolen on the chunneltrain and thats why i got that new gibson for my bday but i need it nd its nowehr eint hehosue the only guitar is kurts ild one with strings i havent changed in teh 12 years sinc ehes passsed, and its hrd to play too.
and unlessyou have a boot of the roxy shosw the lyrics are all wrong, i wrote the proper lyrics on the site i lik ehpow pleasant yall re but its so much easier to answer you indivually at my site n dthis willconnect tp ,my site wiuthin a month or so, were also piuttin up about 60 polroids me n the kids took around the house, my mouth still looks wonky, i think i gott go back to paris tot he dr, hes nit a cosmetic surgeon he just fixes bad surgery and also cleft palates and serious shit its nbot really vanity hes conservtive, wich we like, and this really isnt znyones business but im hating that id di that to my mouth back in the day and he didnt really take out enough the first time around i just wnt the mouth god gave me back, it was perfectly cute.

WAIT! THERE'S MORE...

and i had nice big lips as Gwyneth says when i was "Out Sick" ( genius phrase) of my dark years id id some damage and i have to restore myself to not looking ridiculous, idont care if im prettty or ugly or jo de lie wich is what i apretty much am ( french for ugly pretty- theres no english word fo rit and im sure im nots pelling it right) anyway so imay dissapear for a minute here, i know iknow i tell on myself, im either stuck wearing nude lipstick forever or i can wear my 70 dollar Kevyn Red, wich is sold harldy anywhere and i stillcant believe the lovely mr Aucoin passed away actually, he was so full of life and i still remember everything about him , Ted Demme is another one it make sno fucking sense and listening to me an dKurt on You Tube last night we sound so young and dumb and cool, iwish i had been willing to do mor ewith him but udidnt wan na get tarred w the yoko brush al,though he always though t Yoko was cool ( an Olympia thing) and liked her wierd music, its a real loss, we had friend named Jessica Hopper and she lived with us when she was a kid and she has a tape somewher eof us fighting in the bathtub an dthen playinga 10 minute version of in the pines, iwish i could hear it. Amyway i think illtk ethat offa you tube and put it on the skin after carcrash jusr a dammed demo needs a riff a bassline real; drums the real lyrics the brideg to start with c not f, ventur eto my site an dtell me what you thinbk i wish i had time ot get back to you and to read allyour comments, but in my site teh way its set up i do n d i can answer you and also hear your opinions more clearl;y thansk fo rth epostive nic ethings youve allsaid now get your asses off my space for a sec an d go to my site!
Chase that dollop of crazy with the truly terrible song she screamed (">and streamed) a few weeks ago...

Courtney Love - "Dirty Girls" (MP3)

And just a little informal poll: Who amongst you could make it past the first few sentences of last week's Love nugget?

BONUS: Lily Allen solves the mystery of Kurt's suicide: "One night with [Courtney] made me realise why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself.”


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Apparently Courtney has been spending too much time on lolcatz sites...

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Posted by: jay at 07/24/07 2:17 PM | Reply
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unstable bitch alert!

Posted by: joe $ at 07/24/07 2:36 PM | Reply
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the erratic typing is not due to a malfunctioning keyboard...

Posted by: benj at 07/24/07 2:41 PM | Reply
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I'm sure this is vintage stream of Courtney train wreck hilarity, but I can't make heads or tails of this gibberish.

Posted by: wildwood flowa at 07/24/07 5:58 PM | Reply
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Uh-oh !

Posted by: themn at 07/24/07 10:38 PM | Reply
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thets a kri for hllp ef eye vr sa one

Posted by: bobfrombob at 07/25/07 1:03 PM | Reply
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you didnt post the right mp3..she was talking about "Car Crash" which is now posted on courtneylove.com

Posted by: Mike at 07/26/07 12:26 PM | Reply
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