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August 30, 2006

New Eddie Van Halen Porn!

Porn music that is. Not a sex tape with Kid Rock.

Thanks Flaunting It for pointing us to the two songs Eddie Van Halen's composed for Sacred Sin, Michael Ninn's forthcoming adult film we talked about last month.

"I'm working with a friend - very simple. I like his work. Michael Ninn is like Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just sensual," Eddie explained.

Eddie Van Halen - "Catherine" (MP3)
Eddie Van Halen - "Rise" (MP3)

Seriously, check 'em out. It's the best stuff Eddie's done since never. Actually I haven't heard Van Halen 3, so you'll have to tell me how these tunes stack up. "Catherine" sounds more Lifetime Original Movie than porn soundtrack, but at least it's not bluegrass.

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yeah ok, so fuck this shit. have you heard the new m ward. no love?

Posted by: yeah alright at 08/30/06 4:11 PM | Reply
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"Runnin' with the Dildo"

Posted by: Capt. Rock at 08/30/06 4:16 PM | Reply
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Two songs of masturbating on guitar for a porn film. Makes total sense to me.

Posted by: thund3rbox at 08/30/06 4:51 PM | Reply
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this fits perfectly

Posted by: mode7 at 08/31/06 6:10 PM | Reply
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Gas to get to the porn store - $5

Porn movie - $34.95

Trying to masturbate over screaching speed distortion - Priceless

Posted by: Ellis Dee at 08/31/06 8:07 PM | Reply
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Ninn = class + quality (in porn).

Sure to be many an "Eruption" to that.

=D

Posted by: JAFFO at 09/15/06 10:42 AM | Reply
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Someone tell Ed it is better to burn out then fad away. I guess the new stuff if better than nothing but nothing is right on heels.

Posted by: Rich of PA at 09/21/06 9:17 AM | Reply
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