Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Had A Baby
According to People, TomKat have procreated! We generally leave Hollywood gossip to the celeb blogs, but our rule is: if we can relate it to music, it's fair game. So you have your choice of Scientology songs: the musical stylings of L. Ron Hubbard (featuring John Travolta, Leif Garrett, and Frank Stallone!) OR ...
Leonard Cohen - "Famous Blue Raincoat" (MP3 Link Expired)
Now ... what to name the little one? Not Moses I'm guessing.
UPDATE: E! gives us the little girl's name: Suri. Her name means "princess" in Hebrew, "red rose" in Persian, and she's already been diagnosed with ADHD, poor thing.
Posted at 7:08 PM in MP3
Tags: TomKat
suri. it's named suri.
first.
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how did they keep her quiet the whole time?
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L. Ron Hubbard has to be among one of the worst male singers ever.
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she had to watch him eat the placenta afterwards...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16958010%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive--tom-chews-name_page.html
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I thought Sarah meant "princess" in Hebrew. Sounds like Tommo's bending the rules again!
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was katie holmes really that bad in Thank You For Smoking? i thought she was fine, but my roommates flipped the hell out and said she was abonimable.
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This type of news is dumb and should stop. Stereogum's not Vh1. I get enough of useless pop culture.
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brooke shields also had her baby today....
same day as tom....
remembe when they fought about some dumb baby shit?
maybe they can set up a play date....
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that is going to be one fucked up baby. I heard that tom ate the baby's placenta. no shit.
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Hey maria*, maybe Tom's saying Suri means "princess" in KABBALAH.
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what connection to scientology does leonard cohen have?
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placenta=a good source of protein. it's an old tradition also done by many tribal people in africa as well as in ancient greece. just fyi.
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But precisely WHEN was it born?
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"what connection to scientology does leonard cohen have?"
Nick, apparently the lines:
"That night that you planned to go clear
Did you ever go clear?"
... are some sort of Scientology reference.
To think, all these years, I'd assumed it was a heroin reference. Shows you what I know.
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I thought Leonard was Jewish?
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i read that gunk by ronL andit seems we all came from sea shells...yes ...i knew Darwin always got it wrong...
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Brook Shield's baby also born yesterday, that is so ironic.
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We get it Tom, you successfully conceived a child, you're straight, now go away forever
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memememe-I still call bullshit. What's devout Scientologist Cruise looking to Kabbalah for anyway? Aren't there any nifty intergalactic names to choose from?
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I thought that TomKat were having a boy what a surprise that baby is going to be beautiful.
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Suri the Scientologist who will lead us in the promised band ! (Placentanotincluded)
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Yeah, like it's really theirs. It was delivered alright. By some woman who didn't want a child. Their adoption/delivery date was just that day.
I claim proof by the simple fact that Tom Cruise is obviously a eunuch.
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I wonder if Brooke used any medication to help her thru the delivery and if Katie had to use some oh how Tom would be angry and if Katie needed some and Tom said no he should be inflicted with some pain himself.
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I'm not positive, but I think Leonard has since renounced his Scientological (?) ways. Nice track, though.
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Actually, Suri in Hebrew (or more accurately, Tzuri) means: My Problem.
No joke.
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Suri in Japanese means "pickpocket". Sarah in Jewish means "princess" and Tom Cruise means "bat shit crazy" around the world.
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dont u people have anything else to do ??? like live your lives not worry about others
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I wonder how many papers will post the words 'Tom Cruises little bastard has had a fall' or 'Tom Cruise and his little bastard seen here shopping for clothes for mummy'
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