Mrs. Federline
We had a high school chemistry teacher named Mrs. Federline. I don't suppose Britney knows anything about chemistry.
Posted at 2:14 PM
Tags: Britney Spears | Kevin Federline
August 26, 2004
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But Brit's sporting a new color of those hideous boots!
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God, I just know if I pray hard enough, one day I can be a Mrs. Federline too!
I hate to be picking on people..but, damn, she looks like ass.
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the shoes are hideous, i'm sure they'd be ideal for the witnter time, but not now
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Does smoking crack and downing little bottles of ginseng count as knowledge of chemisty?
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she knows quite a bit about semiconductors, however. check out her guide:
http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm
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"What are you gonna wear today, Mrs. Federline?"
"Whatever I want to wear. GOSH!"
I think she's been watching way too much "Napoleon Dynamite".
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Fo' Five
Thick in Dem Thighs
Holla!!!!!!!!
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I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! No... More... Uggs... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! And especially not in August. I don't even care about the shirt, but PLEASE NO MORE UGGS!
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I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! No... More... Uggs... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! And especially not in August. I don't even care about the shirt, but PLEASE NO MORE UGGS!
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I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! No... More... Uggs... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! And especially not in August. I don't even care about the shirt, but PLEASE NO MORE UGGS!
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UGG is definitely the word that comes to mind when I see her.
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I wonder if she's really Mrs. Federline now; there were a bunch of rumors that they'd pushed the wedding date up to like last week...
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first, why is it cool to wear winter boots in the summer? those things must smell.
second, what's up with the shirts? there was the virgin one and this one. does someone make them for her? does she come up with these "brilliant" ideas on her own? is this the new Hollywood trend?
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I'm so sick to death of the whole self-referential crowning yourself this and that -- "Mrs. Whatever" before you're even married no less! -- or wearing his initials or whatever other crap to remind everyone that you're attached or loved or cool or whatever...it's so Carmen Electra…so Paris Hilton….so unoriginal it hurts.
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it'd be hotter if it she was wearing a "Bikini Inspector" t-shirt.
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Or "mustache rider."
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Or "#1 Grandma."
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I'm opening myself up to a world of pain by posting/admitting I know this, but they're not even real Uggs.
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Weeellll I saw that same stupid Old Virgin t-shirt and a REALLY skanky looking Gowanus local "lady" (walking with an also unsavory and t-shirt dress wearing man) right before Miss Brit was photographed in it. So happily, as far as that one goes, it was not bespoke couture. Just a "look" she adopted as Mrs. Federline, the lucky gal.
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She has some really manly looking legs. Wait...is that a rosary around her neck? -_-
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Yeah I was also wondering about the rosary, she's worn that before.
I hated it when Madonna would wear it as jewelery and I hate Britney wearing it with smelly Uggs.
First of all, she walked in public bathrooms barefoot, wore the same ratty shorts until the crotch is probably worn out and now shirts with all sorts of nonsense on them.
She's going to be getting a yeast infection, or dealing with the may cases of foot fungi at this rate. And you know that is going to be all over the tabloids and internet too.
Oh and on top of that, I don't think people who are devout to religions appreciate it when you flip flop on them.
Kabblist one week, Catholic the next? For fucksakes. PICK ONE.
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This bird is out of control, she needs to watch herself or ther's gonna be trouble.
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I just hope she's wearing socks.
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I think our high school chemistry teacher spelled it "Ms. Federlein" but I'm not sure. Once I asked her what the E. in Nancy E. Federlein stood for and she said "Elizabeth. They named the Queen after me." and then she laughed hysterically and it was funny because she had a British accent. I didn't get credit for that class because I missed too many classes. Then I got sent away to school for bad kids. Britney was not involved in any of these goings on.
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I hate those boots, so ugly and all over the place now. Leave it to Britney to follow that stupid trend.
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SAD PART IS THAT THOSE ARE NOT EVEN THOSE UGLY UGGS BUT THIER EMU WHICH ARE A KNOCK OFF. SHE FRAKIN DRESS LIKE ROAD KILL. WHATS UP WITH THAT. AS FOR HER SHIRT WELL I'LL BET THAT SHIRT WON'T LAST...
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i mean, enough with the mrs. t-shirts/ugg boots already!
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Wow I still cannot believe there are so many freaks out here who can comment over and over again about one womans shoes. I'm sure that if we took snapshops of you big gals in your tight jeans with the rolls hanging out the back you might not look so "cute" hahaha. Also from the names of so many "guys" on here, you little pale fellows im sure would die to have any girl look at you, you know what i'm talking about little guy.When you are at the starbucks with your purple ipod trying to be "kewl" and that girl looks your way but you freak because the only lady you chat with is your mom on long distance.Hahaha. You freaks kill me. Do me a favor lay off the chips BIG THIGHS and hit the weights guys.Love ya, Cheers!
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I can't believe that Britney had to pay for her own bling. Her broke ass skinny loser couldn't even afford a Wal Mart ring. How sad is that!!! I also heard that she was paying him a monthly allowance. Gosh, that girl's obviously desperate to get married, at any costs. She's turning into a scary Bridezilla. Plus, I think that Kev's daughter looks like #%$@. Mixed kids generally look good but this one looks scary ugly.
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That Calling you out person, you're fat arn't you Fatty McFat?
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i like how when we all talk shit about britney's fall into white trash land on this site, we're all suddenly fat girls and dorky boys who can't get laid. genius.
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OMG THIS IS SOOOOO NOT CHIC U WOULD NEVER SEE A GIRL DRESSED LIKE THAT IN PARIS, I'M TELLING U!
THOSE BOOTS WERE TRENDY LAST SUMMER, THE TEE-SHIRT WITH MRS WHATEVER LAST WINTER (POSH USED TO WEAR THE BECKAM 1) AND GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE ALL THOSE PATHETIC FAKE BLOND HOLLYWOOD STARS B SHE'S NOT EVEN PRETTY, SHE USED TO BE WHEN SHE WAS 16 BUT NOW SHE AN UGLY COW OR A REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE AND SHE'S GETTING MARRIED TO DIVORCE NEXT YEAR LOL I CAN IMAGINE HER "BRITNEY SINGLE MOM TO BE AFTER HER 11 MONTH MARRIAGE" LOL
AND THE ROSARY I GUESS IT'S VERY AMERICAN YEAH ALMIGHTY GOD IS GONNA SAVE HER WHILE SHE IS FOOLISHLY FOLOWING MADONA AND HER KABALA STUFF. GOD SHE GOT IT ALL WRONG POOR BRITNEY, GOD SAVE HER!
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I doubt she's fat - I've seen other "fat" celebrities in person and they were tiny. Wearing ewok boots with daisy dukes isn't a flattering look for any human being, skinny OR fat.
What are the chances Brit owns a non-screenprinted with stupid phrase t-shirt? Pretty low and dropping at this point...
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i'm not a britney fan but she won't bother whatever you guys say. you got nothing better to do eh? look at yourselves in the mirror before you criticize another person.
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i love uggs, britney, and those shirts... and i love one more thing... whats it called??? Oh yeah, your MOM! Now I'm off to wal-mart to buy a wife beater, and some paint... Im gonna make me a "Mrs. Spears" shirt... and wear it with my uggs... LOVE, ME
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Britters vigin turns white trash?Kylie admittedly pretty but Nerd turns old skool cool? Madonna over here in manky tracksuits?It's the Anti-Reality backlash,life apes life for a change,'new concept',problem with cyclic trends is nothing new gets invented!
In UK,we just think Britney is PREGNANT and HAPPY!You Americans...tut tut....concentrate on beefing up your little daughters into beauty pageant queens age 3;full sunbed/makeup/implants then wonder why you're churning out 22 year old burnouts like Britney?!
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i think she just doesn't give a f*** any more. i say go ahead and spread yourself aroud Brit!!!
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I love uggs and emus.....i have three pairs of uggs and five pairs of emus...one pair in each color. Why do u criticize people just cuz u dont like something thats pathetic....anyways i dont care wat u say britney is just having a day off and i mean i look like that on a day off to and u guys prob look worse so watch wat u say!! i live in cali and uggs are everywhere...they're surfer boots only hot people wear them so sorry guys..
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I hate uggs. the only reason people wear them is because they are supposed to be cool, not because they tried them on and thought they were comfortable or because they tried them on and thought they looked good. they're ugly. my moon boots from the 80s looked a lot better matched with hot neon pink leg warmers. and lets not mention the blood of jesus, the blood of the lamb?, which was shed so that you could put your crusty feet into a pair of those dirty, ugly, unstylish pieces of crap called shoes. Kabbalah, Catholic, Protestant, Jew or Gentile? Jesus, my friends, would definitely not approve.
As for Britney, if she doing a free concert in your town, I bet you'd be in the first row.
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yall need to shut up. uggs are frickin sweet, who cares if their "out of style". not everyone cares that they were sooo last season, their cute and if u can rock them then more power to you. sorry if u look like a choch in them and thats why you bash on them, have a good day!
PS. britney is the shit
-laura
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Super britney sapears mais je ne sais pas si les botte vont avec la tenue
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WHY DON´T YOU SHUT UP. YOU ALL SHOULD FIND SOMETHING TO DO. IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO SAY WRITE ´BOUT YOUR MOTHERS AND BY THE WAY I´M JUST A FAN O.K.?
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Funny, all of you who say surfer boots (be they Uggs, Emus or any other brand) are out of style. That's for people who CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES. If you like something, you wear it for you. If Britney (and I am NOT a fan! Especially after that train wreck of a reality show) wants to wear her surfer boots cos she likes 'em, cool. If she's doin' it cos it's the trendy/Hollywood thing to do, then yeah, she sucks.
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OMG...HONESTlY NOO BUllSHiT i REALLY LIKE BRITNEY...WAT DA HEll HER NEW CD iS DA SHiZZ RiTE NOW....All YAll TAlKiN CRAP REAllY NEEDAH FALL BAK ND GETTAH liFE...YEA SOO WAT iF SHES A lil CHUNKY YAll HATAZZZ ARE MADDD THiiiiRST FOR HER..i THIiNK SHES SOOO DOPE ND DAS iT CUZZZ UR OPiNiON DOESNT REALLY MATTER iN DiS WORlD ANYWAYS..DA FCK SHE GUNNA DO WAT SHE DO WHETHER U FUCKERSZZ liKE iT OR NOT...SOOOO i GUESS UR GUNNA JUS HAVE TO SWALLOW IT ND MOvE ON WiDD liFE... >:O MUUAAAHHAAA BITCHESZZZZZZZ!!!
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