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June 5, 2006

Mrs. McCartney's Porn Past

The story of the McCartneys' split gets a bit more lurid today with photographs in The Sun of Lady Heather posing for a hard-core German porn book eighteen years ago. If you thought sex with one leg was kinky ... check out Mills smothered in oil and dressed in bondage gear. "Many of the images are too explicit to print in a family newspaper," The Sun notes.

Ex-model did porn? Shocker! The photos aren't nearly as offensive as the daily's cheeky captions:

"Strawberry feels forever..."
"I wanna cuff your hands..."
"Oil you need is love..."

Check 'em out.

Meanwhile, that Beatles Cirque Du Soleil looks sort of interesting. Watch a rehearsal clip of Love here (Windows Media).

Posted at 1:42 PM




20 Comments

you forgot "abbey rude" ha!

Posted by: mjrc at 06/05/06 2:48 PM | Reply
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I'd still give my left leg below the knee to hit it.

Posted by: Tony G at 06/05/06 3:29 PM | Reply
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The guy looks a lot like Kirk Cameron!

Posted by: pissed at 06/05/06 4:36 PM | Reply
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What took so long for these to leak? You'd have thought it would have happened when Paul married her.

Posted by: Jonk at 06/05/06 6:11 PM | Reply
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"family newspaper" The Sun! Since when?

This is the paper in the UK that has a naked girl on page 3 every day.

Posted by: jononehitwonder at 06/05/06 6:14 PM | Reply
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I saw those a long time ago. You can look them up on Google. No news. Not new. He-he-HELLO.

Posted by: Patrik at 06/05/06 6:28 PM | Reply
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celeste and i are off to vegas right now! maybe cirque du soleil will play the next stereogum festival?

Posted by: rama at 06/05/06 11:23 PM | Reply
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that dude is all macca macca macdaddy on her way before the real macca came along, fuhshizzle. To Patrik, um yeah where can i find these online? teehee

Posted by: gimme at 06/06/06 8:23 AM | Reply
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wtf is with those saggy ape woman tits?

macca is what, one of the richest men in the world? he could have bought his own pair...

Posted by: tits at 06/06/06 9:27 AM | Reply
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Can't seem to find them now, but I do know where some nude ones are. Her hair looks GREAT.

http://tabloidrabies.blogspot.com/2006/05/heather-mills-paul-mccartneys-newly.html

Posted by: Patrik at 06/06/06 12:57 PM | Reply
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weird ta-tas..

Posted by: Rev at 06/06/06 12:59 PM | Reply
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Meanwhile, that Beatles Cirque Du Soleil looks sort of interesting.

are you kidding me??

Posted by: Cathy at 06/06/06 3:36 PM | Reply
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oi guvnah dose knockers ar eightieslishcious!

how hardcore do these photos really get? fully hardcore? the ones they won't show damn, poor macca - the long and winding road indeed

Posted by: gimme at 06/06/06 4:20 PM | Reply
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Those nipples are as big as coasters, is this what they mean when they say she used to be a 'model', to me she's always looked like a skanky tranny peasant who ran away from the family pig farm in her youth.

Posted by: G at 06/06/06 8:15 PM | Reply
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She is a goaldigger people! The only reason for that marriage is Paul's money.

Posted by: June at 06/07/06 10:25 AM | Reply
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You should've seen that pirate coming form a mile away!

Hell the peg-leg was a dead giveaway.

:P

-G.

Posted by: juepucta at 06/07/06 12:20 PM | Reply
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Leave her alone. What about her good deeds she does with the animals. What crap she married Paul for his money

Posted by: Di at 09/24/06 10:01 PM | Reply
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Hello Tit Idiots, not ALL tits are supposed to look like two cereal bowls strapped to a girl's chest. You're obviously used to big ole huge fake PORN tits - Man's inhumanity to Man (oh and Woman too!)

Put down your fruit (froot) loops, turn off the porn, and get out of your parent's basement and act nice to a real girl, so you maybe if you're real lucky one day she'll show you what real tits look like -- with a delightful natural curve (IT'S A NOT SAG), lots of delicious pink to brown areola, and lovely hard nipples. They come in different sizes, shapes, colors and tastes. (Again, I see the ignorant "Big Nipples" comment for the thousandth time, when the poster is referring to the areola. It's like saying she's got a huge nose when you see a huge face -- one is on the other, but they're not the same thing.)

And Ms. Heather's Boobs are VERY NICE in these photos. She wasn't paid to be a model because she was rich and/or famous -- it's because she had a very cute face and a very nice body -- ALL of it.

Not weird at all kiddies. Again, put down the porn and or the latest edition of People/Us/Seventeen full of Hollywood fake tits. The fake ones feel hard, look stupid, and many times lose sensation.

Go for the real ones EVERY TIME.

Posted by: Dr Boobs at 10/19/06 2:58 PM | Reply
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let's see full nidity and large pics/wallpapers.

Posted by: john at 02/21/07 6:12 AM | Reply
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Hallo! Es hat sich doch gezeigt, dass die 301 Umleitung einer minus-31 Domain nichts bringt weil die Seite auf die umgeleitet wird auch auf Platz 31 landet. Wenn nun jemand seine -31 Domain auf meine Domain umleiten wurde um mich als Konkurrenten zu argern, gabe es fur mich keine Moglichkeit diese Manipulation herauszufinden.
katie fey

Ich wurde ratseln was ich falsch gemacht hatte und dabei ist es nur ein Trick der Konkurrenz. Edit: Ich habe die Frage vergessen! Gibt es doch eine Moglichkeit herauszufinden ob jemand seine Domain auf meine umgeleitet hat?

Posted by: katie fey at 07/21/08 9:12 AM | Reply
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