My Super Sweet 16
Did anyone see this last night? (Eliza made me watch.)
In the premiere, Lauren's daddy couldn't get Beyonce to play her Sweet 16 for less than a half mil. Fortunately Unwritten Law were available for less. And they're like, totally the next best thing!!
Nice to see Pauly Shore back on MTV, though.
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These people make me fuckin' sick.
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"what about the rolling stones?"
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I caught the tail end of this show last night and I saw the girl who had her party at the Hard Rock Cafe and after only five seconds of this girl I totally wanted to smack her upside her head!
And I saw the preview for next week's show and I wanted to smack all involved with this show in the head.
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Unwritten law? I love bands that change entire line ups and keep the same name. They're like the menudo of pop punk.
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i can't believe i wasn't PLANNING on watching this! it came on after real world and it was incredible.
"GUNS N ROSES... I BET WE COULD GET THEM, TOO!"
"Nicole Kidman wore these?...hehehe....that's funny."
seriously, best 30 minuts of reality tv i've seen in so long.
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I caught the last 15mins of this show when the two girls were shopping and getting ready to have their party together. This had to be one of the worst reality shows I've ever seen(yet I continued to watch it anyway)How the hell do these people get on tv?! Rich, spoiled little brats! Did you see when one of them was yelling at her dad to go find her Gucci shoes w/ matching bag?! Who are they and what do their parents do for a living that they have that much money and were trying to get Beyonce to go to their party?! I love how the bff's had to "share" their party and dress alike and all that. I would bet in a year or so one of their boyfriend's will cheat on them with the other and that will be the end of that friendship! Where does Mtv come up with this crap, it's a music channel...PLAY MUSIC!
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i wish i could be as whor-ish as they were!
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Just reading the excerpt, I was feeling nauseous, but when I read that one of the girls who put on the party got punched in the face when sucked into a mosh pit, well, that made me feel a little less pukey. Welcome to the real world, kids!
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Those 2 girls looked like whores!!! I want to know what kind of person would allow their daughter to talk to them that way (gucci shoes and purse scene) and let them dress that way?!? I was laughing at them the whole time!!!!!
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And coincidentally, Unwritten Law have a new album coming out real soon, and Pauly Shore has some shit storm project on the Horizon as well. Gee, I wonder if MTV fronted this bill?? These shows are just the next level of product placement for a buch of has-beens and the bitchy, spoiled 16 year olds who still get excited about them.
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how comfortable are you with the WEA-sel crawling around all those 16 year olds? creepy
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Apparently Unwritten Law are pretty popular. I guess I'm out of the loop. You could watch their new video if you're curious what the kids are into these days:
REAL
http://mfile.akamai.com/9139/rm/warnermusi1.download.akamai.com/12529/streams/atleeg/atlrec/unwritten_law/video/saveme_radioeditaudio_str.rm
WINDOWS
http://wm.atlrec.com/unwritten_law/video/saveme_radioeditaudio_300.wmv
QUICKTIME
http://mfile.akamai.com/9139/mov/warnermusi1.download.akamai.com/12529/streams/atleeg/atlrec/unwritten_law/video/saveme_radioeditaudio_300.mov
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How come MTV doesn't do a similar show with teens from the ghettos of the my states of this country? Oh I know, struggle isn't interesting; having enough money to talk to your parents like they are your servants, that's interesting! What a bunch of fucking penis wrinkles!
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so what is the point of this to a 15-year-old watching this show? Are they supposed to laugh at these girls like the rest of us or wish they could be these girls? Let's hope it's the first choice.
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"...(Eliza made me watch.)"
Too insecure to say you watched it without offering an exculpatory: "she done it"?
Sexist pig.
(just kidding).
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uhm, Pauly Shore is a loser. I thought he was homeless. He looks exactly like the guy that lives in my alley. Guess I was wrong.
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Pauley Shore has been known to hit on 13 year-old girls at the Blockbuster that's near that Hard Rock Cafe. La Jolla represent!
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i like the cross-promotion. subtle.
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love your site stereogum...i thought the program was hysterical, i didn't know girls like the ones in "mean girls" really exist...it was truly thought provoking...how come every stupid reality shows has to trash such great music by using it in the background???
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Well actually Pauly Shore has a movie coming out called Pauly Shore is dead, and its all about how people hate him and so he pretends to die and comes back as someone else. I think that's interesting and really, did everyone here hate In The Army Now? that movie is funny.
And yes the show made me angry but only out of jealousy...I know and I admit I wish I was that rich, everyone does. But I don't think I can watch it again because I was that furious.
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> how come every stupid reality shows has to
> trash such great music by using it in the
> background???
I swear I heard Deerhoof in a Surreal Life promo last week. I was impressed.
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HA! The best part of the whole show was when the girl got punched in the mosh pit and then she said "Dude, I'm a girl."
I would rather watch The Ashlee Simpson Show than this crap. At least "Ashlee is keeping the world real." (insert sarcastic eye roll)
MTV is going to keep sucking the tit of reality tv dry it seems...but it is like a car wreck...I don't want to watch but I just..can't..stop. DAMN YOU Real World Season 5,000!!!!
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I knew MTV crossed the line when Laguna Beach was introduced... I'm still can't distinguish if it was real life... or just really bad acting.
so shallow, yet so complex.
*brain overload* ow, my head, it hurts.
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that was hilarious.
i'm watching it again right now.
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This show is so much goodness. I think it's great that MTV took these girls and made them think that they were going to be stars, then turned around and made a show that made them look like complete idiots. plus there is so much irony in the title. Loves it!
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I knew MTV crossed the line when Laguna Beach was introduced... I'm still can't distinguish if it was real life... or just really bad acting.
That shit had to be acting. I refuse to believe otherwise. There's no way anyone could be that lame. (wishful thinking ?)
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I watched Sweet Sixteen and it just reconfirmed my thoughts on the spoiled rich kid syndrome. Daddy buyes them what ever they want and in the end it really doesn't matter because they don't really care. They ask for the impossible because they can and most of the time they will get.
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How soon are we going to see one of these spoiled brats on ET saying that MTV made them out to look like total bitches and they are really sweet down to earth girls and nothing like what MTV portrayed them to be?
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first of all the blonde girl was totally jealous of her brunette friend. and their outfits were not slutty at all they were just wearing "little black dresses" i wore things like that when i was 16. i loved the show!
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Scott...just that little town we grew up in, no...
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The bruntette girl was actually cute and nice. The blonde on the other hadn was an eveil bitch. Enyone catch when ahe called the party "nothing special"? What a spoiled whore!
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On the Laguna Beach show, I totally think that it was a scripted show with really bad acting. Somehow that stupid shit sucked me into a few episodes.
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LAUREN kelly IS A FATTY, come on buy dresses that fit you... la jolla is fun, dramarama!
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How is is possible that these two unt-kays are better than videos?
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Hey.. they're 16 and they can afford nice things. i'm sure if you had that kind of party, you'd be pretty mad if someone was talking smack about your party. if you've got it.. flaunt it. that's just what they did.
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only jackie is 16, lauren is 18 which totally ruins the point a sweet 16 party...and the party was no alcohol allowed...thats no party.
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whatever if i could have a party like that i sure as hell would! if you have the money & it's not a big deal, go for it. don't hate on them for their money but for their stupidity and the blonde chick's bad attitude...
but at least make the guest list exclusive and limited to your friends and family friends. they got totally taken advantage of but it was their own damn fault. the guns n' roses line was classic!!
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and seriously, reruns of the ashlee simpson show have been on mtv all weekend. i can't tell you how disturbing she/the show is. i forgot how terrible it was and it pains me to keep it on past a minute...girlfriend is sinking fast. also, i love how she is totally acting the whole time and i can't wait to see her act off the SNL flub as 'acid reflux'. she is so overdramatic & stupid. i guess having your big sister get married to the first real boyfriend she's ever had and idolize how nick is so perfect and her fairytale lifestyle could mess up trashlee's head....argh i hate you ashlee!
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the blond girl is fat...the other girl was really hot, like a better looking kristen davis.
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omg they were so spoiled! I hated lauren , she was such a stuckup little cow , I mean they were both stuck up but Lauren didnt even try to hide it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and shes notf at though , someone said she was fat?? Hellloo those girls weighed like nothing! did anyone see the last sweet 16 though with that ugly girl who had a crush on that dude who didnt even noe who she was and there was those streakers??Now that girl was a loser!
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WOW! I watched both episodes so far. One of my personal favorites is Laguna Beach. I can't figure out why the girls on this show made me sick, and the kids of Laguna Beach seem pretty nice. I mean who else gets to show up at the Hard Rock in a Mercedez, like me, totally! And then maybe daddy will take like 300 of my like so wannabe just using me friends to Hawaii.. like YEAH!!
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SHAME SHAME SHAME I CANT WAIT TILL THESE LIL GURLS GET OUT IN TO THE REAL WORLD AND DONT THAVE THEIR PARENTS TO GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THAT THEY WANT ANYMORE THEY ARE GOING TO BE TOTALLY LOST I WHISH THEY WOULD SHOW THAT CRAP ON T.V.
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What do you mean that UL has totally changed their line-up? They started in 1992 and still have the original lead guitar and the singer, while they added Steve Morris when he was 16. John Bell, the bass player, left because he wanted to go back to school. Wade was fired because of his stupid acts and they have a new drummer. You act like they have had 20 or 30 people in the band. Get over it.
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I really want to watch a show about girls who are so damn fake!! I live in San Diego and saw Lauren and Jackie at Fashion Valley Mall. OMG they act like their shit dont stink. Too bad I'm not under 18 cause those girls need a good ass kicking!! Just wait, a year from now they'll hate each other for some dumbass reason. MTV you should just stick with the Real World.
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yo i wanna do that brunette girl all night shes so damn hot
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those 2 gurls need a good whooping...i was so happy when one of them got her lights punched out.but it would have been better if it was the other one.she is such a damn bitch.when ppl whose name werent on the list came in,she called them stupid freshman gurls and turned them away.god shes a bitch.
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Ok...so all of you need to stop talking trash...cuz I'm a La Jolla girl and Jackie goes to my school and she is super sweet. And so what if we're ritzy girls, what to you expect...we live in La Jolla, Cali! There's nothing wrong with being spoiled...as long as you deserve it. And we deserve every bit of it. So please do everyone a favor and stop hating... i'm sure that if you lived here and got a taste of our lifestyle... you'd be the same way. La Jolla is the new OC and Rodeo drive... shout outs to LJHS!!
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I think that Jaquline was super sweet.N no wonder lauren was 18 I was like how is she driving??N she was extremely jealous when they were in Saks tryin on the dresses.OMG it was funny, and the other episode what was so cute about that boy, he looked weird.N people need 2 stop, I mean seriously is it their fault they have money, wat should they say, Daddy don't ever give me anything,I want 2 be poor.And the next episode looks crazy, That grl was annoyin and I only seen the previews.
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I think that Jaquline was super sweet.N no wonder lauren was 18 I was like how is she driving??N she was extremely jealous when they were in Saks tryin on the dresses.OMG it was funny, and the other episode what was so cute about that boy, he looked weird.N people need 2 stop, I mean seriously is it their fault they have money, wat should they say, Daddy don't ever give me anything,I want 2 be poor.And the next episode looks crazy, That grl was annoyin and I only seen the previews.
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would bet in a year or so one of their boyfriend's will cheat on them with the other and that will be the end of that friendship!
LMAO hahahahahaha
Rich girls like these should be shot in the head execution style.
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I am surprised that all she got was a hit in the face, and not two black eyes. OR a nice broken nose.
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Right On, Nathalie,
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yea.. so what if they're rich. i'm rich too, and i enjoy having a good time. so what if we like designer things? we're helping the economy dumbasses. and if it weren't for us.. all your mommies and daddies wouldn't have jobs! i think some people are just a little jelous.
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Your just a bunch of haters if you think these girls are such whores why the fuck are you watching the show? Most of you fucks complaining about them are jealous because you can't have a party that costs $100,000 stop fucking hating on them and grow the fuck up you've never even met them before
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Most of us cant have million dollar parties like those spoiled little bitches. They may always be rich and if they are, people will always see them as spoiled bitches. People will always use them for stuff, like cash and popularity. Theyll probably stop being friends for a stupid reason like "oh your dad isnt making as much money anymore, we cant be friends."
The show was horrible and Ill NEVER watch it again. MTV blows your mom.
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Maybe MTV should have done something helpful like.. having a party for someone whos NOT butt fucking rich.
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I liked the show! Lauren was a lil brat but Jackie seemed totally sweet and she was really pretty. Lauren was a lil on the chunky side but not fat. The show is definetly entertaining though.....
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Lauren looked like she was about forty years old with all that makeup and that scarf tied around her neck. In some scenes, she looked more like her mom's older sister than her daughter! Yikes! If being rich ages you like that, I'm glad I'm not! :) And all the richies here need to lighten up, there's nothin' wrong with a little hatin'!
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uh. first.. MTV didnt give them the party..their parents paid for it.. they just filmed it. And second.. just because they have more money then you haters.. doesnt give you any right to call them hoes and bitches and brats. you've never met them. They are super sweet.. just because they have money doesnt mean they are spoiled bratty snobby bitches. i'm not rich.. but i'm still having a comming out party.. theres nothing wrong with it. and those girls are very sweet.. and they deserved a party that good
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what kind of messages are we sending young girls in a generation where the idea is "the more you get the better and i have to be the best, i'm special cause everyone says i am!" i dont care that they have money but when the blond said *this is nothing special* rich or not she should be disciplined
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oh yeah and kate? i'm not jealous of those girls, why would i be jealous of anyone who could treat her father that way *once again the gucci purse and shoes scene* i love it how so many people who defend these girls go straight for the jealous card, its pretty hilarious
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Poor kids. Of course they don't realize it now, but the pathetic display of parenting on that show suggests that these kids will have serious, emotional problems as adults, particularly when confronted with the reality that things don't always go your way, money can't solve all problems, and most people (unlike their parents) are repulsed by whining.
Good luck girls. Make sure to get your parents to pay for therapy when you're older.
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Did anybody catch the name of where the girl Jacque(the bookworm or whatever she is) got her dress from?
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i dont see anything wrong with them showing a couple of girls having their sweet sixteen, yall jusss QUIT hatin!! if they have the time and money for it then thatss THEM. how about yall worry bout cha seleves! and quit hatin!! God! yall are some loserss coming on here and hatin on girls yall dont even know!! psssh!! hatin ass mafockerssss....
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i dont see anything wrong with them showing a couple of girls having their sweet sixteen, yall jusss QUIT hatin!! if they have the time and money for it then thatss THEM. how about yall worry bout cha seleves! and quit hatin!! God! yall are some loserss coming on here and hatin on girls yall dont even know!! psssh!! hatin ass mafockerssss....
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I think you all should just stop trashing these girl just because All of your are poor gothic ghetto freaks I dont give a f**k, by the way I have a mercedes, live in a big house, and have a trust fund of $3 million, and hell yeah and preppy and BLACK.......and sweetie dont hate because not all preps are whores like you.
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to brittany and melody and Lk, you would think all that money would buy you a clean and understandable vocabulary and i'm sorry if you are sooo offended by people finding it atrocious that this show is sending the wrong messages to already insecure teens
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to brittany and melody and Lk, you would think all that money would buy you a clean and understandable vocabulary and i'm sorry if you are sooo offended by people finding it atrocious that this show is sending the wrong messages to already insecure teens
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get used to this show... they're still filming- natalie viscuso from la jolla high just threw a huge sweet sixteen for mtv on sunday january 30th
bitchin party by the way..... better than lauren and jackie's. there were hot go-go dancers!!!!!!
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I thought the girls were obnoxious, but not because they were rich, because they were actually obnoxoius. The part where they went through the yearbooks to pick who was coming made me want to vomit. I wonder how many people would've come to their party if it had been at a cake and ice cream affair in regular house? Not very many. People came to their party because they had a band and were spending a lot of money on it, and knew it would be an event, not because they actually liked the girls. I almost felt sorry for them....
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Anyone ketch what ava wealth was from or who her dad moussa is
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ava's party was the tackiest so far
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i watched "my super sweet 16" while i was at work because this pathetic piece of shit i work with wouldn't change the channel. it was the one with the two girls having the party at the hard rock cafe. this, ladies and gentlemen, is what our world has come to. the parents of these two girls should be locked away for a long, long time. i don't envy girls like this, i almost pity them. they'll never know what it's like to live simply and define themselves by who they are and what they stand for rather than by the labels on their clothing and the cars that they drive. while the majority of young americans struggle to pay their bills, afford a college education, let alone pay for gas...these snotty rich-bitches get gucci shoes, dresses, bags...whatever the fuck they want for their 16th birthday party. give me a fucking break. why do we glorify wealthy bitches like this? paris hilton has a book on how to live like an heiress...like that will happen to any of you prissy little shits that actually paid money to own that book. why would you fucking do that? she's got hundreds of millions of dollars at her disposal, and you just paid 15 or 20 bucks to read what she supposedly has to say? she's famous for being a whore on camera and being on a tv show where she takes work for granted and treats people, like you and i, like shit (because she knows she's got millions waiting for her once it's done). why the fuck would you give her your hard earned money? so you can be like her one day? how fucking pathetic. how about we all stop watching "reality" tv and read a fucking book? and if you money-hoarding pricks want to call me a "hater" you can. i don't care. i know you're a souless piece of shit that would never survive without mommy and daddy's fat bank accounts. and if you ever make money for yourself, chances are it'll be because mommy and daddy gave you the capital so you could start your own business. that or you used mommy and daddy's business contacts and monthly stipends to start your own production company. so go take your diet pills and do your pilates so you can fit your surgically enhanced ass into the brand new SUV that mommy and daddy bought for you. fuck, people like that make me sick...
and to kate, the chick that posted on here on the 29th. you can suck a fat man's dick. if it weren't for you miserly fucking pricks demanding tax cuts/breaks, there'd be more money available for public education, health care, social security, etc. is it any wonder that the middle class is disappearing? i bet your parents support outsourcing american jobs to 3rd world countries so their stocks can climb 0.05% so they can buy your spoiled ass a new pair of shoes or a car. meanwhile, HARD WORKING families struggle to break even and support themselves. so while you strut your shit around town, think about the people that can't afford medical treatment or a winter coat to keep warm in the cold. remember, in the end, when you're old and frail and on your death bed, nothing you own is going to make you feel better or keep you alive. the only thing you die with is yourself.
and about rich teenagers "deserving" to be spoiled? i'm sick and tired of hearing people say that they "deserve" this, they "deserve" that. what the fuck do you "deserve?" what the fuck did you do to deserve anything? did you keep your legs closed for ONE WHOLE EVENING? did you give a dollar to the salvation army at christmas? you don't deserve shit. kids dying from cancer deserve something. people in south east asia that lost everything, deserve something. women who are raped and left for dead deserve something. people who work 16 hour days just to put food on the table for their families deserve something. i don't want to hear about how it's "their fault" because they didn't get an education. it's easy for you to say because chances are, you've never been put in a position where you HAVE to work and can't afford school. if you screw up, you have mommy and daddy to bail you out. if they screw up, no one can bail them out, they just have to bite the bullet and deal with the problem themselves. you try paying bills, paying for school, taking care of your kids, and working for minimum wage. you'd probably kill yourself. i absolutly hope and pray that your parents lose their fortune so you can feel what it's like to really earn what you have. maybe then you'd understand what it's like to actually "deserve" something.
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The girls on this show parents have money mo power to them I go to sdsu I'm in peacific beach and if I saw that little chick jackie I would spit game to her and I'm 20 she cute. All these angry post are mad people who don't have money you can't be mad at them for having money.the little little chick ava was 10 piece when she 20 she going to be smoking.I'm trying to find me one of those and show her some thug love I show them little rich what's really good she would be give me all her daddys money.
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Even any rich girls on here need a manager holla I use to manage brittiney spears and that speaks for its self also,nick cannon,the blind mellons,so holla,ja rule stole that from me,check out my vidieo I'm lil whyte,email me foe info and I got singers,and the exstacy pills and chronic foe cheap,I'm in peacific beach.
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AAGHHHHHH!!!!! MTV makes me so sick; the "reality" (gimme a break, these shows aren't reality) TV.. and the little music that's left is complete horseshit. I (unintelligently) decided to watch this asscrack of a show, and I was absolutely disgusted how rich and spoiled these bitches are. Man!! "Booohooo daddy!! I want the range rover..." OMFG!! Like a simple please, father, may I have a car for my birthday? I would really like one, and it doesn't have to cost you a trillion bucks, either?" But nooo.. "daddy, waaaaahhh!! I wanted the most expensive one!" WAAAAHHH. Shut the fuck up, bitches. I can't wait until you get shoved out into the REAL world and find out about manners, poor people, and how not to be stuck-up bitches. I hope you crash your range rover, you stupid spoiled piece of shit. Later.
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Man, ?, you took the words out of my mouth. All you snooty bitches riding around in your fancy cars with your fancy clothes and your stuck-up bitch sidekicks, you deserve to take a trip in your "Private leer jet" and visit the parts of africa where families are dying because of aids; or how about a visit to thailand and indonesia - if seeing the looks of depravation on the faces of the tsunami victims doesn't affect you in some way, then you really do appear as fucking bitchy as you do on "reality" tv. Go fuck yourselves with your billion-dollar dildos you screwed up whores.
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you people are BITTER... i think you all need counceling
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Shut up, btlj. I'm bitter because this tv show is a representation of where our society is going, and that's NOT a society that I want to be a part of. So, yeah I'm bitter. Why shouldn't I be?
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They are so hott! I love this soft core mtv porn
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that show is giving all rich girls a bad name. i'm rich but i dont bitch about how i cant get the new prada shoes also i respect my parents and i never act like that
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that show is giving all rich girls a bad name. i'm rich but i dont bitch about how i cant get the new prada shoes also i respect my parents and i never act like that
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man i love watchin reality tv especially this junk,i like to make fun of these kind of rich spoiled bitches.where i live i've never even heard of anyone having some big "sweet sixteen" party,its ridiculous.that blonde bitch really pissed me off though,she'd complain about people calling her to go to her party and all that,but you know inside they both love the attention they get from people,that's what they want dammit!
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i think it's hilarious that the people that have a problem with the show GENERALLY sound more intelligent and educated than the people who see absolutly nothing wrong with it.
and to "john gotti," you money grubbing penis wrinkle, why don't you TRY reading a book and getting an education. you're a moron. what'd you do, smash your face on the keyboard until you liked what you saw? i bet you REALLY managed "the blind mellons" and "brittiney spears." i bet she'd really rely on and trust a 20 year old san diego state student, that can't even spell her name (let alone figure out how to write a check or speak ENGLISH), to manage her money and business. i've stepped in many many many many puddles deeper than you. you'll never understand anything. so keep on wearing your rocawear and do rags you ghetto-wanna be piece o' shit. keep on trying to fuck underage girls...god only knows you couldn't get any ass over the age of 13. if you ("john gotti") read this, i bet you're sitting there thinking, "yo, dis kid is whack! imma show dis here hater what thug life is! imma come out from cali and pop a cap in dis dude's ass! fo' shizzle!" lol god you're fucking pathetic. you probably grew up in the 'burbs somewhere dreaming that you grew up on the streets in harlem. lol actually, what you should do, is go on american idol sometime and audition. i want to see you try and rap and then when you suck, try and beg your way into america's heart. i want to see you cry. i want to see you when all your hopes and dreams crumble. lol, i'd laugh my ass off along with everyone else that thinks you're destined to be a lifelong loser.
you suck.
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alright to everyone who says that we're just jealous and blah blah blah and stuff and they deserve to be spoiled....think of it this way, NO ONE should have the right to disrespect their parents that way and think the world revolves around them, its totally unhealthy and it shows how insecure they really are if they need to do everything *bigger and better*