Natalie Portman & Devendra Banhart Are In Love With Everything
It's Spring. Love abounds. We've avoided talking about the fledgling romance of freak folkster Devendra Banhart and Natalie Portman until now because ... well, for some reason it grosses us out, Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon echoing somewhere out there. Today, we stumbled upon a series of photos that are entertaining enough that we can't fight it any longer. They do look very happy, even seemingly welcoming a paparazzo into the fold for a group hug. Still, we do have to wonder if DevBan ever gets jealous about her love for Zach. Also, keep your eye on the doggie.
Minutes before that last shot the Doggie was asked about Natalie's portrayal of Princess Amidala. And as far as the New York Post's concerned, that's news fit to print. You can see more of these images over at NataliePortman.com. All this frolicking and peeing while the other Boleyn Girl's doing injustice to Tom Waits. Actually, to be fair, at least one Gummer (hi, Brandon) thinks ScarJo's performance is compellingly odd enough/Sitek's production so naval-gazing, that it works ... as something.
Posted at 10:34 AM
Tags: Devendra Banhart | Natalie Portman
Let's hope they don't rap together.
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1. That dog's going to pee on her.
2. DevenPort. You're welcome.
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DevenPort!
You are the fucking master, Mr. Chadams!
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go-go-Barfzilla. and the last time I hooked up with Natalie, all I could picture in my head was her horrible hair from Magorium http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/12/13/portman_magorium_narrowweb__300x455,0.jpg
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he looks like he recently conquered czechoslovakia
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I grow up in czechoslovakia...he looks more like rusian farmer
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Wow...I thought he was gay. Go figure.
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Hey thank Perez!
err... I mean stereogum.
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the sex must be kinky when he's doin his tranny thing
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This shocked me. I kept hearing all these rumors about how he was gay and dating Sufjan Stevens.
And when this appeared on Perez, I really loved how he had no idea who Dev was.
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He's a slime bag and a creep. He really mindfucked with a girl I'm friends with and did some abusive crazy shit to her. Natalie should watch out, that urinating puppy should be perceived as a terrifying omen.
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I swore I would never visit perez hilton but I think you somehow fucked up that plan for me. Ugh. And you make fun of Rolling Stone?
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Well, she used to date Moby. At least she's moving up - although, pretty much anything or anyone would be better than Moby. :shudders:
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That's a great way to dissolve paparazzi. Group hugs for everyone!
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That's a great way to dissolve paparazzi. Group hugs for everyone!
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who knows what she sees in devendra,
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