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November 11, 2005

New Marguerite Perrin - "Slagkicks (Ungodly Remix)"

I was never a fan of Fox's Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy until I saw the insane promos for season 2, in which Jesus freak Marguerite Perrin is shipped off to live with hippie astrologists in Boxborough, MA. Fox's heavily typo'd recap details big momma Perrin's inevitable breakdown, but you have to see the episode for the full effect. Reader David of the band Goes Cube was inspired enough to write a song.

I was told to send this to you by someone who is all about the online music stuff. We took Marguerite Perrin's crazy Christian ranting and cut it up and put it to this casio/detuned guitar music. She ends up having an amazing punk rock scream. Look out Mars Volta. If Marguerite starts a prog metal band, she'll out scream everyone.

Anyways, it started as a joke, but we posted it on a message board and it ended up overtaxing the bandwith.

It still is a joke. Our actual music is much better.

Thanks Dave. For your listening pleasure...

Marguerite Perrin - "Slagkicks (Ungodly Remix)" (MP3 Link Expired)

Posted at 12:29 PM




45 Comments

Freakin' brilliant

Posted by: noelle maremont at 11/11/05 1:17 PM | Reply
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Ahh, yeah thanks, this hits a little too close to home, thanks.

Posted by: Dustin johnson at 11/11/05 1:28 PM | Reply
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Normally, I would dismiss her as a loon, but she is so freakin' hot!

Posted by: brainville at 11/11/05 2:12 PM | Reply
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au-some.

Posted by: tylernol at 11/11/05 2:16 PM | Reply
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tell me about it ... I totally want to sodomize this christian

-j. duMont

Posted by: jeremiah duMont at 11/11/05 2:18 PM | Reply
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SLAG-KICKS!

http://slagkick.ytmnd.com/

Posted by: bri at 11/11/05 2:41 PM | Reply
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the best part is this 'God Warrior' took the Dark-Sided Gargoyle's money. nicely done.

Posted by: andrew j. at 11/11/05 2:46 PM | Reply
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Thanks for making a ytmnd site out of it!

Posted by: Goes Cube at 11/11/05 2:57 PM | Reply
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Oh. My. God. That ROCKS!

Posted by: Kat In Da Hat at 11/11/05 3:53 PM | Reply
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can i get the lyrics for this hot joint?

Posted by: j at 11/11/05 4:11 PM | Reply
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What a nutcase bitch. She's seriously fucking insane. I loved that she kept the money though once the camera was off.

Onward christian soldiers.

Posted by: Mandy at 11/11/05 4:26 PM | Reply
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THANK YOU! The video is hilarious and I just about pissed my pants laughing at this song! You have given me much needed laugh-therapy. THANK YOU!

Posted by: Jeffrey at 11/11/05 4:33 PM | Reply
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Sounds like My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult...

Posted by: janine at 11/11/05 4:53 PM | Reply
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That was amazing!

Posted by: pageblank at 11/11/05 5:01 PM | Reply
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the words follow. keep in mind, when you translate it from her psycho language, into english, slagkicks = "psychics" and gargyles = "gargoyles"

God Warrior!
God Warrior!
God Warrior!
War-War-War-War-Warrior!
In Jesus' name I pray.
Dark-sided stuff.
Gargyles!
Gargyles!
Slagkicks!
In Jesus mame I pray.
Family!
Family!
Family!
Family!
Family!
I want my God and I want my family...
Tainted! Tainted! Tainted! Slagkicks!
Everything's ungodly!
Everything's ungodly!
Tainted! Tainted! Tainted!
The entire house is dark-sided, too!
Not a Christian!!!!
Slagkicks!
Slagkicks! (I want nothing; I want my God, and I want my family)
Slagkicks!
Slagkicks! (I want nothing; I want my God, and I want my God and I want my family)
Gargyles!
Not a Christian!
Gargyles!
In Jesus' name I pray.
Gargyles!
Everything's ungodly!
Gargyles!
The entire house is dark-sided, too!
I give it up to God; I'm a God Warrior!
I'm glad you're home.

Posted by: Goes Cube at 11/11/05 5:53 PM | Reply
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That episode went from shocking, to hilarious, to just plain sad... and back again!

And of course she took the money... after the cameras left!!

Posted by: Blu at 11/11/05 8:52 PM | Reply
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Remix of the century.

Posted by: Brandon at 11/11/05 9:07 PM | Reply
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THE BOBBLE HEAD ON EBAY IS GREAT!

Posted by: Monty at 11/12/05 10:53 AM | Reply
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THE BOBBLE HEAD ON EBAY IS GREAT!

Posted by: Monty at 11/12/05 10:54 AM | Reply
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this was some of the best TV i've seen in years.

Posted by: damien at 11/13/05 9:00 PM | Reply
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thats what happen when you invoke the "WHOLEY SPEERIT"

Posted by: WgeorgeW at 11/14/05 3:59 AM | Reply
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I can't believe she's sending an autographed picture. You would think she would be insulted by the talking figure. Although you would think she would be so embarressed by the way she acted on the show she would never leave her house again. Great song!

Posted by: Genevieve at 11/14/05 4:08 PM | Reply
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This woman needs her own hardcore band POST HASTE!

Posted by: Jonathan at 11/14/05 5:27 PM | Reply
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She's gonna take the internet by storm. Mark my words. Do away with the Hamsterdance and Numa Numa. Here comes Marguerite! http://cgi.ebay.ca/12-Trading-Spouses-1-Buttons-Pins-Badges-God-Warrior_W0QQitemZ4794549332QQcategoryZ32997QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Posted by: Dustin at 11/14/05 9:12 PM | Reply
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She scares me.

Posted by: Giancoli at 11/15/05 2:36 AM | Reply
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If you are on Myspace, feel free to join my group about Marguerite Perrin at http://groups.myspace.com/margueriteperrin .

Posted by: The Wise Owl at 11/15/05 2:17 PM | Reply
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lol I would love for her kids to see the comments being made towards her.But chances of that happening is zero to none,seeing their mother just might think the Internet is ungodly.

=/

Posted by: Kylie at 11/16/05 5:40 AM | Reply
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MAN! Is she hot. I dream of hot steamy gargyle sex with her. Maybe stick it in deep between her fat flaps of her arms! Man, Im getting all hot and bothered! Wonder what I might be able to stick between that gap in her teeth. BOY, her husband is one lucky man! And to think she is the only woman he has had sex with. Once you hhad the best....you dont need the rest!

Posted by: dark sided lover at 11/16/05 9:08 AM | Reply
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This it too funny. I thought I was the only person who found this humorous. LOL Ah good times...

Posted by: Jen at 11/16/05 1:25 PM | Reply
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For Perrin-lovers, check out this YTMND I made: http://darksidedcreation.ytmnd.com/

Posted by: Eric at 11/16/05 1:41 PM | Reply
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The other mom should have alloted the prize money to go towards mental health treatment.

Posted by: lazyassinky at 11/16/05 11:09 PM | Reply
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this is the funniest thing i have ever ever ever heard in my life!!! margie is a wacko but made for great tv. someone should send her a copy of this!!

Posted by: scott at 11/17/05 1:14 AM | Reply
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We have officially launched the God Warrior Bobble Head's Website!

Check it out at www.godwarriorbobblehead.com!

Posted by: Webmaster at 11/17/05 1:23 AM | Reply
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Someone's GOTTA make a soundboard!

Posted by: WTFNation at 11/17/05 1:32 PM | Reply
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Did anyone else want to lock her in a room with satanists and leave her there?

Posted by: Tanya at 11/17/05 2:36 PM | Reply
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Hey everyone, I have a MySpace account now. Check out the Marguerite Perrin page.

http://blog.myspace.com/marguerite_perrin

Posted by: Marguerite Perrin at 11/18/05 10:40 PM | Reply
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The White House just hired her as the new spokesperson. Seems they needed someone a little more straightforward than Scott McClellan.

http://www.drunkenmonkeymovies.com/newsarchive/perrin.htm

Posted by: doeper at 11/20/05 9:43 AM | Reply
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OMG, this was truly hyterical and I downloaded it! This is better than any comical song I've heard in a long long time!! She is one freak! Funny though how she kept that "tainted money".

LOL - thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: Shari at 11/20/05 2:51 PM | Reply
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Amazing! Pure and simple...I love this!

Posted by: Tanisha at 11/20/05 5:57 PM | Reply
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I like this song better:
http://media.putfile.com/MP_S_final_mix11

the lady needs to form a screamcore band

Posted by: ryan at 11/22/05 3:39 AM | Reply
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Absolutely the funniest thing I've heard in years. Excellent job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: robin at 11/22/05 2:17 PM | Reply
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The mp3 link has expired- can you re-link?

Posted by: Paul at 12/18/05 11:28 AM | Reply
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